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>DCucks BTFO
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>>67411709
I can't believe it, it's kind of incredible really

>tfw my mates got us gold class tickets for a showing in 8 hours, he's avoided all reviews so as to go in spoiler free and is so excited I don't have the heart to warn him to temper his expectations
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>>67411709
>it will finally set at 65% they said
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Countdown thread to 29% when?
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I hope it hits 29
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>>67411709
I honestly prayed for weeks that something like this would happen
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3 0 %
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>>67411834
>no tossed salads or scrambled eggs

Dropped.
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>>67411834
>i already have that old man barrel torso at 27
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>>67411709

30%

Okay, It's really kinda hard to fuck up 2 characters thats been established in film/comic history.

WHAT DID ZACH SHITTER DO? I mean you cannot possibly FUCK this up ITS SOOO EASY not to Fuck it up. REMEBER FAN4STIC!
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>lower rated than Tommy Wiseau's The Room
Incredible
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you're all really surprised? like, really?

a film with ben affleck as batman, fighting superman, wonder woman, two villains and directed by zack snyder wasn't going to get any higher than 50% to begin with
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It will go up to 40% again, I'm willing it so.
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>>67411709
Come now, it's totally Marvel's fault. RDJ probably distracted Snyder from his beauty sleep by mooning him over Skype or something. Snyder did nothing wrong, nor did the writers. BvS was supposed to be really good, guys, and those gosh darn Marvel drones came and fucked it up.
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>It keeps going down

Is this the end of Capeshit?
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when were you when capeshit dies?
i was sit at home eating crab appendage
"capeshit is kill"
"no"
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How did Zack fuck up THIS BAD?
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>>67411709
NO PLS STOP NO MORE
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>>67411709
>it goes down by 1% every 3-4 hours
>it will probably go down even further tomorrow once everyone can see it
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I'm surprised, usually some cuck chimes in by now, pretending that the Tonatometer isn't a pretty decent indicator of quality.
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>>67412174
They are occupied in the other dozen threads.
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Decent 30 amirite
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Is there going to be a "Le BvS is a good film meme" like there is for MOS???
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>>67412226
Absolutely, it will probably start when the rip comes out
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>>67412226
MoS is the second only to Winter Soldier when ti comes to quality capeshit.
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>>67411709

IT'S STILL DROPPING!
IT'S STILL POPPING!
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Market saturation's been reached.

Fant4stic was the first warning sign, no one wants to see ANOTHER reboot of a reboot of a comic series.

DC is dead now, FoXmen will die with Apocalypse. Marvel will scrape along until Infinity War just because a lot of their audience is invested in the infinity gem payoff, but after that there'll be nothing to draw anyone into the new, even more obscure hero origin stories they'll need once all the big-name heroes are killed off or written out.

This is the beginning of the end for capeshit.
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>>67412243


see what I mean

>>67412272

Its like clockwork everyday.
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>ONLY AUDIENCE SCORE MATTERS!
>It isn't even really out in America yet
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somehow this makes me want to see it more than if it got the middling 50-60% I expected.
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BEAUTIFUL. JUST. BEAUTIFUL
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>>67412297
>muh market saturation when when an r-rated deadpool movie breaks dozens of Box Office records
stop trying to play armchair analyst, you don't know shit.
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What the FUCK happened? I was already going to see it but what is so bad about it I'm itching to fucking see it.
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>>67412316
>it might be shit but at least it's funny

It's sad that capeshit can scrape by with that.
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>>67412226
No, but in 10 years when they make a new trilogy people will claim this was good, like with the star wars prequels
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>>67412534
THE FIRE RISES
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>seven million United States dollars

I cannot stop laughing
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IT DROPPED FROM A SHILLED 9.7 IMDB RATING, DOWN TO NOW A 7.8

MOM, IM WITNESSING THE DEATH OF CAPESHIT! GET THE CAMERA.
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>>67412569
That's not domestic though and I'm not defending the movie either
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>>67412174
That only matters for movies above 70%. Once you're above 70% RT stops being a good indicator for critical quality and most comes down to taste vs appeal. A movie can just be okay but have high appeal and therefore get a good score, so it really doesn't matter above that threshold. Anything above 70% is "you should see this movie" regardless of whether it's amazing (95%+) or just a good flick (70-80%)

But when a movie is below that, now you're judging actual quality. Not only does a 30% mean BvS is a bad movie, or hell, even a mediocre movie - it's a mediocre movie that's /not even worth seeing/
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>>67412689
I don't care, it's fucking hilarious
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>>67412752
Will it even break 1 billion?
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>Wake me up
>Can't wake up
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Will it go below 30 lads?
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When's Mavhel?
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Guys, let's be serious here.
We'd all like a DC movie universe to continue so let's make a prayer circle and get it to rise to 80-90%.
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>>67411709
Is there a scene that jews hate or something? Did BvS get political?
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>>67412321
this
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>>67411709
it has like 8.0+ on imdb
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>>67412316
ST into darkness got 87% and it's pure garbage
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>>67411709
DKEKS ON SOME KINDA SUE SIDE WATCH
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>>67412378
But Deadpool was so successful because it wasn't like other superhero films. It was different enough to be fresh, unlike F4 and, apparently, this.
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>>67412877
this

Like shit. Who isn't happy we're even seeing these two on the big screen together? The fact that we may be getting a Justice League movie is mind blowing to me.
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Do you really consider RT a reliable source?
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The era of capekino they said.
The MCU killer they said.

im so glad it bombed lol.
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>>67411872
He looks powerful. I'd let him ravage my wife or my wife's daughter desu.
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>>67412957
>17 reviews
>compared to 190
Plus, RT isn't a "source". It's an aggregator.
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>>67412957
>Reviews counted: 17
Well...
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>>67412957
That movie knew what it was making and it did a good job, you are litterally retarded if you use sharknado as a defence for batman v superman
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>>67412957
>17 reviews submitted total vs 139 reviews submitted

stop acting retarded
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>>67411798
It was actually good. It fucked up setting up Justice league too much
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>>67412877
>we'd all like a DC movie universe to continue
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>>67412923
The difference is that it has competent direction, editing and acting (not good, just competent), even if the writing is a trainwreck. BvS has none of those things.
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Why is DC unable to do anything other than Grimdark?
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>>67412001
No. Just DC.
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ALMOST IN THE 20S LADS
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>>67411935
this jesus christ
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>>67411709
So fucking what.

Tons of great movies that we consider classics got trashed by critics when they first came out.
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>>67413098
Such as
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>>67412923

>competent direction
>good performances
>likeable characters


vs

>incoherent direction
>terrible performances
>unrecognisable and retarded characters

star trek id was received well amongst critics and general audiences even if trekkies hated it because there was no 103 year old william shatner. sorry champ.
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>>67412297
Thank you, Jesus and Mary.
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>>67413098
The only example I can think of is The Thing. Don't be so quick to jump to BvS's defense when you haven't even seen it yet man.
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>>67412297
Thank christ
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CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
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>>67412316
Its worse than Thor.... How... Why... Why is Zack allowed to get away with this?
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>>67413098
Ive never heard of a soon to be 29% movie become a cult classic
Stop defending this fucking trash movie
Justic league is in the trash and so is your fucking dc wet dream
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>>67413141
Yeah yeah but even Marvel fanboys are getting tired of 'lets shit on BvS' posts. Its just getting old fast, lets just give a rest one day and then shit on it Friday.

Critics aren't these gods you people think they are, mostly they are lazy cocksuckers with no talent.
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Yfw it enters the 20's
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>>67411709
So it was as bad as expected? They should stick to b-man alone. DC is garbage
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Just say it 6/10

>The Good
Ben Afleck was great
Alfred was cheeky
Batman v Superman fight was good tho short
Second half was good

>The Bad
Wonder Woman shouldn't have been in the movie
The First half was boring
Batman and Superman made up too fast

>The what
I can't decide if I liked Lex...maybe
The Dark Seid / Cyborg forshadowing...hmmm
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>>67413207
>even Marvel fanboys are getting tired of 'lets shit on BvS' posts. Its just getting old fast
This ain't going away for at least a week.
>Critics aren't these gods you people think they are, mostly they are lazy cocksuckers with no talent
No one thinks they are gods, in fact /tv/ thinks RT is a bad estimate of a film's quality, but when the score is this low and the audience score is dropping fast you have to give pause.
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>>67412877
I'm a marvel fanboy and I agree. But I don't want Snyder or Goyer involved in any more of these movies. This movie is shit, nothing can save it.
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>>67412534
BANE?????????????????
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ALL IT NEEDS IS ONE MORE NEGATIVE REVIEW
DO IT
JUST DO IT
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>>67412853

Yo. Dats a good one too!
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When does Michael Bay get his shot?

He'll bring this series out of the gutter.
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>>67412957
>>67413098
>ITS NOT BAD STOP ATTACKING IT I LOVE DC AND ZACH SNYDER
Grow the fuck up and finish high school then come here and share your films thoughts
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it was trash
don't listen to the shills
the actual bvs fight was like 5 minutes and it was completely underwhelming. there was a couple of cool moments but most of it was awful CGI and shit. then wonder woman shows up and its over. batman hits superman with a fucking bathroom sink and there's a cartoon sound effect.
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>>67413283
Agree. I want them to make more, but for the love of god please fire Zack Synder. Two chances is more than enough.
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>>67413120
If this post is implying the latter is BvS like one of the few good things about it people keep saying is the performances are excellent.

Star Trek: ID has no good performances or likable characters either so shut up.
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>>67412534
Those cameos were fucking shit... except Flash's that was pretty GOAT. Probably the best scene in the kinograph
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THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox-lfowevqA
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Just got back from my viewing and holy fuck it was laughably bad, I was snerking and giggling the whole time, how can one director be so fucking obnoxiously self-important?
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I hope this helps to cement the fact that Zack Snyder is a terrible director.
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>>67412378
Deadpool's success was due in part to the decline of capeshit. It was a meta critique on the genre, and people loved how disrespectful it was and how not like regular super heroe movies it was.
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I think it will bottom out at 28%. That's, what, three more negative reviews away?

Audience score will drop below 60 within a week, IMDB will drop to 6.8 within two weeks.

It's over.
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IT'S NOT FAIR BROS

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IT

THE FIRST CAPEKINO

ALL THESE YEARS OF MARVEL FAGGOTS LAUGHING AT US

THEY WERE GONNA PAY
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Just came back from seeing it. The critics are absolutely right. It's a disaster.
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>>67413360
Should never have trusted Zack the hack
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>>67413360
>kino

enough of this shit meme
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>>67411834

leeets git sum pusi tooonite!
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>>67413360
mfw DCucks btfo
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>>67413360
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>>67411964

Keep crying, faggot.
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Just came back from watching it, it was decent but nothing amazing. Mostly talking, the actual fight was around 5mins with Batman about to stab Superman, while asking him why he mentioned Martha who happens to be the names of both Supes and bats moms names.
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>>67413270
>Batman v Superman fight was good tho short
literally the only thing the general public cares about, and it's not the biggest conflict in the movie
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>>67413360
Blame WB anon. It was until that shoehorned Justice League and Darksied shit showed up
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>>67413360
This is for all those years of you DCfags claimed TDK was gods gift to mankind and wouldn't shut up about it
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3 more negative reviews added.

It's happening.
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>>67413473
Zack couldn't make a good movie to save his life.
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>>67413462

For a movie with the name "BATMAN V SUPERMAN" you'd expect there to be more of that in the final product.

what a pile of shit.
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>>67413360
We already had "capekino" back in 2006

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/superman_returns/?search=superman%20returns
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>>67413417
ey b0ss
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People who say there is no 'fun' in this movie are full of it. I laughed several times, at how mindblowingly bad they managed to fuck up. What the fuck is wrong with WB?
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>>67413270
>>67413468
>>67413462

This is the problem. They were far too worried about building a cinematic universe with this film instead of focusing on what everyone wants to fucking see. Batman vs Superman. You can make an entire film about the Batman vs Superman part of The Dark Knight Returns, and it would be a good fucking film. But nope, Wonder Woman is shoehorned into the film, Batman and Supes team up against some fucking whatever monster nobody gives a fuck about. What a bunch of idiots who decided this.
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>>67413468
It's not even an acceptable lenght
And Batman could have beaten Superman even more quickly if he just had shot the kryptonite grenade then stabbed him to death with a kryptonite knife or something. The kryptonite spear being hidden in a building was obvious plot device for the Doomsday fight.
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>>67413481
tdk was p good tho on par w/ the avengers, havent seen winter soldier which also is p gud supposedly
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>>67413360
>us
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i'm only going to see it to see how bad it is desu
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>>67413520

I agree here. This was two movies combined into one. Its not that Wonder Women and Lex were bad per se...its just that this movie should have been ONLY batman v superman

I know DC feels "behind" marvel, but if they try to "catch up" too fast...well no one will care.
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Where did the Kryptonite come from in this movie? There wasn't any in MoS?
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I think everyone knew this was going to be shit and do underwhelming box office but just how much can negative word of mouth and reviews hurt its box office?

Transformers 3 and 4 still made a billion. I would expect this would limp over a billion just due to Batman in the title but is there any chance it can't pass the billion mark?
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>>67413514

I habe de cancur!
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Why didn't he just throw the spear at Doomsday?

Also, did anyone else notice that they played the same music from Eyes Wide Shut at the party scene? Idk if it was intentional but it was the most excited I got the entire movie desu
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>>67413498
you didnt see it yet, did you? THe film is great, it was literally everything the WB clearly forced in that made it fail
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>>67413098
>this DCuck has already moved past the denial and began the next stage of acceptance
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You can do it My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2.
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Why did we need no less than three scenes of Bruce Wayne slow motion walking through a field of grass with muted colors towards his parent's grave?

Why did we need Pa Kent to continue to be shit on?

Why does Batman need to explicitly kill multiple people with guns, with absolutely no rhyme or reason as to why or any justification for why a character who in the public conscious has two rules, to suddenly break both.
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>>67413639
WB didn't force in a jug of piss you absolute moron
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>>67413635
To clarify, I mean the music that plays over the intro credits in EWS
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>>67413635
because he can fly but he couldn't throw while weakened
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>>67413621

From what I understood Kryptonite is radio active material used to run the Krypton ships from MoS. Once the ships were destroyed...well they found Kryptonite.
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>>67411834

wheres niles?
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>>67413680
that seems awfully convenient
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>>67413626
No one expected Transformers to be good, not even normies. Bad reviews for Transformers don't affect shit.

Bad reviews for a movie with hype will likely affect if normies go and see this or just save their money and see Civil War next month
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>>67413626
Because Transformers has toys and cute girls
Gal just isn't very attractive.
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>>67413639
Fuck off, DCuck.
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>>67413680
So much bullshit
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>everyone says Ben Affleck is a shit casting for Bruce Waybe
>turns out he's the only good thing in the movie
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shouldve let christopher nolan or m night shamalan direct this movie
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>>67413762

Afleck might be the best Bruce.
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>>67413588
That's what driven me to watch it yesterday.

Don't forget to take extra large popcorn and drinks to keep you entertained while agonizing for 2 hours long.
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>>67413680
He couldn't fly when Batman used Kryptonite against him until he got stronger again during the fight

If he was weak because of the kryptonite spear, he wouldn't be able to fly either

Completely incoherent
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>>67413762

>people keep saying this
>lots of the rotten reviews say he is shit

why does this meme continue? his batman is fucking awful and his bruce wayne is a complete lunatic.
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Did anyone else get a boner when Wonder Woman is standing back up smiling after she got thrown?
AlsoI wore my Captain America hoodie to the theater to show off my autism
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>>67413792
gonna see it tomorrow morning at 11
crowds are always really small at that time. at least at my local theater.
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>>67413834
I'm sure she just looks like a psychopath
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there's no way it's that bad right? these bad reviews are just because they hate snyder and it didnt meet expectations?

fucking how?
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>>67413827
>A guy who dresses up as a bat and fights crime is a lunatic

wow
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>>67413858
It's 5/10 bad, like the average score.
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>>67412226
It's supposedly very solemn and self-serious with tons of over-the-top music cues, so yeah, /tv/ will be mistake this for quality.
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>>67413858
read the actual rating, not the rt rating. it's a 5.1 movie and i agree.
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>>67412226
Don't forget the SW prequels.
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>>67413111
>the thing
>evil dead
>Saving Private Ryan
>unforgiven
>Gone With the Wind
>Alien
>the big lebowski
>Harold and Maude
>Blade Runner
>Fight Club
>Psycho
>Vertigo
>2001: A Space Odyssey
>Citizen Kane
>Rocky Horror Picture Show
>The Shining
Literally all these movies were mixed or poor at release. The Shining received two razzie noms
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>>67413858

Its not that bad, we've just hit critical mass here on /tv/. The first half sucks but no...its not that bad after.
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>>67413762
I never really understood why people were concerned about him.

>Tall
>Dark hair
>Build up body
>Dat chin

He was the closest thing will could realistically get from comic/videogame batman when it comes to look.You may argue that he is not the best actor in the world but still with the right director and script he would be just fine.
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>>67413915
>it's a 5.1 movie
so its bad?
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>>67412226

probably

/tv/ shit on MoS really hard too its only a few months after people realised normies hated it did the contrarian stuff kick in
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>>67413797
Oh..... Fuck....shit..... Shit...
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>>67412534
Don't forget the Wonder Woman logo

>WW
>two double-Us
>2 x (2 x U)
>4U
>For You
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>>67413959
nah it's a 6.5
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I'm pretty disappointed in the sound track. Han Zimmer killed it in Nolan batman.

He just rehashed the piano melody for MoS and never gave batman his own enduring theme.
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>>67411709
Guys... Guys, I just noticed something...
The only "capeshit" to truly be utter shit in the past 6 or so years has been the kino where the heroes actually wear capes... Think about it...
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>>67414011
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Do they shake the camera a lot when the CGI action is fast and furious? I LOVE IT WHEN THEY DO THAT!
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>>67411879
batman is a murderer
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>>67413993
Bats' theme confirmed for Justice League m8
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How do they create Doomsday from Zod's body in BvS?
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>>67414039

Lol really?
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>>67414046
The magic of science, bitch.
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>>67414032
Oh yes, they do it every time
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>>67413762
I can't remember the last time I've been this correct about something, it feels incredible.

The first thing I said when batfleck was announced was that he would be good but the movie would be shit because

>directed by zack snyder
>MoS was an ultra turd and this could only be worse

and lo and behold, history has unfolded just as predicted.

At least there's an actually good movie in theaters at the same time I hope people will make the right choice and support instead.
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>>67414046
Dna of Lex creates a monster...somehow
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>>67413299
did you pull out those dubs from the Woolie hole?
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>>67414000
Nolan films had Bateman wearing a cape.
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>>67414011
>it's not childish enough
lol
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>>67414011
>Marvel has such a stranglehold on the industry that people won't accept anything other than their formula

DCucks BTFO
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>>67413797
God, his face doesn't change but it's like he just gets sadder and sadder with each passing second.
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>>67414074
Well, I'm sold! I loved it in Superman Gets Born.
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>>67414036
Fuck you Batman was actually good in this movie
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>>67414046
Idk. Pandorum style tubes go into his dead body on the spaceship. Something to do with Lex Luther's blood too.
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which one of you did this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYKeQczkFfM
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>Ben Affleck was AWESOME as Batman
>yes my first exposure to Batman was Arkham Asylum, why do you ask?
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>>67411709
"THIS MOVIE SUCKS" - Leonard Maltin, senpai
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>>67411879
its not fucked up at all actually, what your seeing is the marvel defence force at full alert, undermining there biggest competition yet. it was actualy better than avengers and everything marvel has rushed out id say its on par wiith iron man 1 untill i see the uncut fight scenese which have the potential to be quite great
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>>67411798
HOLY FUCK! are you me? This is literally my exact situation right now down to Gold Class Tickets and 8 hours.
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>>67411709
It wasn't bad, critics are just hating on Snyder.
As always.
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>>67413935
You're right anon were witnessing a true cinematic masterpiece get released
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>>67414132
FUCKING LOL
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Can't wait for that Justice League movie.

Oh wait... no
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>>67414132
haha xD
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The audience wasn't feeling this one, what few jokes there were fell flat, people were getting bored and sitting ahead in seats

we all just wanted it to be over

marvel forever kek
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>>67414132
He sounds like a tusken raider
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As I'm lying here listening to the original superman theme I can't help but feel saddened by the state of DCU today, what a funking squandered promise by self-proclaimed "visionaries", DC could have been so great, I wish they'd let pride go and just make light hearted capeshit like Marvel
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>>67414156
DCuck damage control
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>>67411935
ben affleck was the best thing of the movie which was a complete diarrhea, if they drop that cuck snyder and the justice league and focus on a batman movie with afleck i think they have a chance at a comeback.
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>>67414132
EVERYONE IS LAUGHING AT US AGAIN
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>>67414132
Essentially this.
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>>67414078
Don't flatter yourself. A retarded chimp could have picked BvS to be a disaster after that 2nd trailer.
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>>67414081
What the fuck was wrong with "ancient kryptonian cloned and recloned until it became the ultimate killing machine and finally made its way to Earth"? Why the fuck did Lex's gay-ass DNA have to get involved?
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>>67412316
the dark world 66% and that was worse than "electra" yet you guys still trust rotten tomatos
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>>67414262
>A retarded chimp could have picked BvS to be a disaster after that 2nd trailer.
But you didn't.
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well at least snyder will be fucking dropped.

im excited for the future of these movies if he's gone
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>>67411834
BEAST
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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>>67414262
yeah this was way before trailers though, this was when he was cast in the first place before any pictures of even the costume had been released.

That is true though it's no work of genius to figure out a zack snyder movie was going to be terrible.
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>>67414132
Holy fuck my sides
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>>67414266
He put his blood on zods body and somehow that was enough
I mean it just seemed weird. the ship did say that mixing DNA results in shit like that and the council made it illegal
>and where are the council
>dead mr luthor
>then fucking do it
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>>67413098
Yes, there are a few dozens of films that have been shot down by critics only to later be recognized as cult classics.
There are also thousands upon thousands of films that have been shot down by critics because they're absolute dogshit.

Given Snyder's track record and the immediate and overwhelmingly negative response, which of those do you really think we're dealing with?
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>>67414288
I've been saying it since Gadot was cast.
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>>67414278

>ignores the entire fucking point of the post

AUDIENCE SCORE YOU RETARDED SHITCUNT FUCKING BITCH MORON
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>>67414362
I thought that was retarded too. What's the point of even adding that dialogue in the first place.
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>>67414176
Honestly this film I do think will hold the test of time, more than Marvel movies. Frankly that Flash scene was probably the best scene in any capeshit.
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>>67413196
It literally isn't worse than Thor 2, and I have a softer opinion of that film than most people as it stands. 30% really is excessively low and reeks of bandwagoning and confirmation bias en masse. That being said the film isn't a masterpiece by any stretch of the imagination.
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>>67414266
Snyder said it's going to get explained in JL. Just like Lex' entire reason to be a fucking retard, I guess.

Yes, BvS is an incomplete movie.
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>>67412321
I know right? go in, sit in front row and yell 1-liners like you are in your very own ep of MST3K until you get thrown out
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>>67414362
Disgusting.
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>>67414411
The one where he's apparently slower than a 5 fps home security cam?

Or the one where he rambles cryptically about Lois lane in a pointless scene?
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>>67414408
Doomsday really fucked up in the movie. The fim should have ended when Batman and superman stopped fighting, but DCCU NEEDED MORE!
also Wonder Woman doesnt work at all in the film without doomsday, and i liked her. It's a weird thread to pull
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>>67414132
Well that cheered me up.
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>>67414411
Yeah, it was riveting. A transsexual saying disjointed lines in warp speed. Wow. God damn inspired. Was Snyder on some performance enhancing drugs during writing? It sure was powerful, kind of like a kick in the nuts.
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>>67414425
Likely forever. What a fucking trainwreck.
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I just want to see it break into the 20s.

Please.
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>>67411813
At it's current score, it is now physically impossible for this movie to even break 60% rating over 300 reviews.
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>>67414411
you mean the one where he randomly shows up in a time vortex in batman's dream? all i could think about was how fucking obvious it was that theres going to be a scene in a future movie where flash has to contact batman from the future or some bullshit like that.
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>>67414448
Lois lane
If you noticed in the background, those papers were all scattered. Bruce passed out. literally time travel. I loved it, very comic book
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>>67414473
no shit. it was very comic book like though. that's why i liked it so much.
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>>67414416

The correct opinion right here.
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>>67414132
>this is what I made it look like
holy shit my fucking sides
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>>67414497
different strokes then. i thought it was really out of place and bizarre.
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>>67414497
Yeah that's totally what Snyder does bro. He's a comic book guy and he makes comic book films, he's in it 100% and he doesn't know how to do anything else but comic books completely. It is what it is.
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>bad guy with position behind batman
>has gun to his head
>takes a step back
>pulls the pin on a grenade

I mean it's not this dude slipping on banana peel bad, but it's still fucking stupid
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>>67414213
Same situation at my theater. People were yawning, talking with each other and checking their phones halfway through the thing.
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Can we all agree that Perry White was objectivly the worst character in this movie?

.>LOIS WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT STORY
>sorry i have a scoop with this bullet i found, im heading to DC and you are paying for it
>okay

>LOIS GO TO THAT SHIP IN THE HELICOPTER AND SEE WHAT IS GOING ON!
>No i'm taking your helicopter to Gothem!
>BUT THERE ISNT A STORY THERE
>This isn't about a story Perry
>oh okay!

>CLARK I NEED YOU TO WRITE ABOUT SPORTS!!
>No i'd rather write about that Bat in Gotham! He's BRanding people and the police seem to support him. I have proof!
>NO ONE FUCKING CARES CLARK WRITE ABOUT THAT FOOTBALL GAME!!
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will it catch up?
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>>67414132
amazing
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>>67414408
>>67414411
>>67414425
>>67414473
they dumbed down all the wrong parts of the movie if you ask me.

Lex Luther talking with the ship is cringe worthy. Or wonder woman being at Lexes house (why?) to steel the stuff batman also wanted at the same time?? Why not a simple plot so the philosophical stuff can be explored fully?
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>>67414572
your kind of right actually. When he tries anything new it's fucking dogshit. But comic book films he does well in
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This movie was fucking trash, it was a total mess, a big fat mistake. SAD!
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27% with top critics
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>>67413283
This.
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>>67414594
he had a really awful line when he was looking for clark in the newsroom. I forget what he said but it was baad.
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>>67414615
I'm betting that this film was messed around too much on the cutting room floor. WB did say they wanted to re edit it to be batman heavy
I want to see the extended R version, frankly
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>>67414497
>it was very comic book like though.
non
>that's why i liked it so much.
pic related
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Just got back from the midnight premiere. The film has it's problems, but honestly that RT score is very, very harsh. It was better than MoS. 60-70% would have been fair.

also Jeremy Irons and Ben Affleck made the movie for me. GOAT live action Bruce and Alfred.
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>>67413639
nice bait senpai.
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