Vikings thread, Yoko Ono edition.
any live stream?
Erlandur is going to kill Lagertha in Paris it's so obvious
>>67411745
But is that show wish or actual historical fact?
>>67411745
>he think lagertha is going to die
>>67411666
I heard season three sucks and was ruined by sjw nonsense, is this true?
>>67411763
Show wish
>ASSLOG BTFO AGAIN
when are they gonna get to the spanish inquisistion?
>>67411808
No. What idiot said that?
>>67411808
If you're a /pol/fag who thinks everything is about SJWs then yeah.
>>67411831
Well, I'll tell you one thing, they won't be expecting that.
>ywn go on a pilgrimage with your wifes son
There's chinks in Vikings now?
I thought it was all superior white genetics
>>67411877
Nobody ever does.
>>67411914
Raids and trading. You know, like historical fact.
China gril best. Also scary.
hurry up and die ragnar so based bjorn can rule the world
>You will die when the blind man sees you
What did he mean by this?
They're really going out of their way to make Ragnars arc the least interesting on the show so you'll feel less bad when they kill him off.
>>67411847
>Trying to deny the feminist nonsense
>All woman army
>Women Vikings stopping male Vikings from raping those they were raiding
>Literal enforced cuckoldry where the husband was forced to raise the baby of the man his wife fucked
>>67411983
Someone who is blind will recognize Ragnar by his voice or his deeds. Probably yelling, "I see you, Ragnar. I see you for who you are!"
>he brought his dealer with him
Bad End.
>>67412027
SPOILER!
I'm hoping Lagertha kills this Chinese bitch to set Ragnarr straight, but given the rest of this season they'll probably team up to establish a matriarchal queendom.
>>67412017
Stopping rape is feminist nonsense. Dude, you are either fucked up in the head or never been near a girl or both. I am for both.
>>67412017
yeah doesnt seem right but the fantasy nerd in me loves valkaries in rpgs and viking myths so I hope they get better
>>67412077
It's completely unrealistic and unbelievable though
>>67412061
Not a spoiler. A guess. Come on. It's a bit obvious.
So Chinese girl has old king Ragnar hooked on opioids and Ragnar is pist that alien queen is making his sons little bitches and is sleeping with random hobo wanderers. Bjorne is gonna make Scandinavia great again I take it
>>67412017
>All woman army
It was just a few shield maidens
>Women Vikings stopping male Vikings from raping those they were raiding
It was just Lagertha that did that
>Literal enforced cuckoldry where the husband was forced to raise the baby of the man his wife fucked
It actually happened
>>67411808
Lagertha castrated a dude and raised an army of female warriors.
There's also a lot of princesses/queens talking mad shit to men of equal or higher social rank and getting away with it, which is of course not remotely realistic for that time period.
>>67411666
She's totally lying about everything and getting Ragnar addicted to these drugs on purpose right? She's going to Paris to try and escape.
Dumb Chinese bitch is poisoning King ragnars mind
Floki is planning a long game to win Ragnar's trust back. No way he has stopped loving Ragnar.
M-mommy
Adorable Viking kids! How long before she is killed?
The only good thing asslog has done.
>>67412130
>shield maidens
Why did they put that in? What other myths have been included?
Mommy thats my titty
Ass log does have nice tits despite that disgusting face
>>67412250
During this episode
Isn't this kid a little old to be breast feeding?
>>67412077
>waaah raping is wrong and should be condemned and outlawed from fantasy and historical fiction even though it actually happened
And you wonder why people hate SJWs
Also get off this website normie before I rape you
>>67412205
agree
Ivan is going to grow up SO FUCCCCKKKKEEED UP!!! After the last episode, he is already half way there. He is going to be the Viking Richard III, isn't he?
do they just shit over the side of the boat when they gotta poo?
>>67412262
They had Odin show up and cuck Ragnar
>>67412277
Yes. Aslaug is a twisted, twisted woman. She is Mrs. Bates to Ivan's Norman.
>>67412304
Yes
I swear this Chinese girl is some kind of witch
>>67412304
No,that's how they grow viking corn with.
>>67412304
they save it and stuff the king's mattress with it so he can have a soft and warm bed while at sea
>>67412205
>>67412291
you serious?
after the fucking torture and shit?
nah, he's gonna be the nxt prophetic creature that never dies and laughs at all the pathetic christian loving cuckfaggots. To think otherwise would imply that floki is not based, which is theoretically impossible
>>67412304
HAH! I was just thinking that exact same thought. I am thinking they have a pot where they pee and poo and just toss out the waste overboard when they are done.
>>67412312
Wasn't Odin.
>>67412130
>Just a few
A literal army of them appeared in the last episode.
>>67411847
>Muh /pol/ boogeyman
>Thinking normies haven't started seeing through the cracks of this SJW nonsense
LMAOing at your life desu, even 9gag is making fun of legbeards now and you somehow still think it's ok to bitch about your imaginary boogeyman.
>>67412331
>she was all in his mind all along
>ragnar is an Australian heroin addict who thinks he's a viking the whole time
Why do posters in these threads get so defensive when people point out this show's inaccurate portrayals of women in early medieval societies?
POST PICS OF ASSLOG'S TITS YOU STREAMING FAGS
This commercial is so comfy
>>67411943
>chinks and vikings ever having direct contact
topkek, you're retarded.
>>67412386
he's literally playing along to see what they're gonna try and do, and then stop them. He was obviously faking that laugh
>>67411943
WE WUZ NORWEGIANS N SHIT
>>67412422
Legbeards and tumblr leftovers from /co/ who can't make Vikings threads there.
It's ok bro, just ignore the little whiny bitches.
>>67412386
Floki was only tortured because Bjorn caused it. Otherwise, Ragnar left him alone. Ragnar had to put Floki in the cave to save face. And even then he tried to give a Floki a get out of jail card (admit that he, Floki, acted out of jealousy) and Floki didn't take it. So, Ragnar wasn't really to blame for Floki's fate.
>>67412422
Because of the manginas and the mods who enable them
/tv/ should be temporarily made into a redboard and then commence with a gore dump to clear out the weak-hearted cancer
>>67412422
why do posters in these threads give a fuck about a tv shows historical accuracy?
>>67412523
You're not wrong anon, you're just an asshole.
Why hoof it? Alfred is a royal. You'd think they are least spring for a pony for him.
>>67412564
>HISTORY CHANNEL with a promise to be AS ACCURATE AS POSSIBLE off the gate in season 1
>Gee, why do people care about being lied to about a show?
>>67412564
It let's you get into the story
>>67412604
autism, no normal person gives a fuck mate, seek help
>>67411808
what killed it for me was when Bjorn cheated on his wife because she told him to. she was already such an idiot, why would he make the same mistake his father did that separated him from his mother? Plus it was totally out of character for him. His wife got annoying real quick too.
he got french pee all over his fine boot
I am digging Floki's punk rock hair. That's how you should wear it if you are balding. It looks badass.
>>67412564
>period piece drama produced by the "History" channel
the answer seems pretty obvious to me
>>67412495
>believing this means its water under the bridge
>its K guise, if floki just admitted he was wrong and deserves to be looked at as a treacherous murderer and not a righteous fulfiller of the gods, he could go FREE!
>implying he wouldn't still be pissed, even if mercy was eventually shown
I know floki won't really backstab, but if they pull another horrick where floki just winds up sucking ragnar's dick no matter what constantly , I will have officially lost all faith in the shows creators. Its just TOO retarded
>>67412645
Try to go out more and interact with people. See if it's your "meme autism" you keep bringing up to deflect how much of a bitch you are, bro.
Maybe!Odin on a booty call.
>>67412663
just piss over my shoe senpai
>its a Bjorn eats pussy like a total beta faggot episode
>>67412649
I just wanted him to tell her that she was the only woman for him and had passionate sex with her right there. Maybe she would still be around.
How is there an Asian in vikings?
>>67412736
>he doesn't eat pussy
you must be really fun at parties
>>67412753
Slave trade brought her up.
>>67412753
Ancient AyyLmaos.
>>67411763
Lagertha is made up for the show.
>>67412753
Weeb writers
>>67412753
she's finnish
>>67412753
because there was too many white people on the show and they were scared they would get called out on it
>>67412753
The Chinese Empire always had a connection with the West, Sino-Roman Relations were a very real thing.
With the collapse of the Roman Empire their attention shifted to the Byzantines, which were a favorite hangout for the Vikings. It's totally reasonable a woman from China made her way to Constantinople and was promptly sold to some Varangian.
>>67412767
A party full of frustrated and unsatisfied women.
>>67412767
>he eats the cum out of his used up girlfriends box hole
>>67412753
producers needed to shoehorn more minorities and women for tax breaks most likely
>>67411943
You stupid fuck.
>>67412814
They never had direct contact. Jesus christ all these armchair historians.
>>67412739
I know...doesn't the retard know women never mean what they say. Loving sex is so much hotter than just...sex with some used up 5/10
>>67412824
>Box hole
>Not front butt
Cmon man
>>67412797
No. She's Chinese. One of the Emperor's kids.
>>67412797
She literally said she came from China
at last, he has become one with the sea
>>67412840
Who said anything about a direction connection you silly goose? It was all through intermediaries but it still meant the extent of China's interest in Europe was Byzantium.
It just took them going through India and Persia.
>>67412840
Doesn't mean that a Chinese person could not have been kidnapped, taken to one empire's slave trade and then sold to a different empire's slave trade and so on until she wound up in Ragnar's hands.
Where the fuck did China girl even get these Chinese medicines from anyway? Did she get passed from one slaver to another complete with a bag of medicines that were never touched and for some reason never started to rot? Did she make it fresh using local ingredients she probably has no knowledge of and the locals would have discovered it anyway at some point over the centuries?
The warning beacons of Gondor!
>>67412831
I think this show needs some dindus. Maybe have Ragnar meet Shaka Zulu. I'd watch that.
>>67412948
The Chinese are ~mystical~ okay? Shut up and enjoy the show.
>>67412130
The sagas literally had a single shield maiden, the only one to ever actually be mentioned in the fiction of the time and she didn't actually exist.
This shield maiden ass pull is always so stupid.
>>67412948
Store it up her ass like any other drug mule.
>>67412948
I'm curious about this too. Did she sneak dozens of poppy seeds up her ass and plant them once she landed in Kattlegat?
>>67412948
She hid it up her butt alright? it's a minor detail
BASED
"I'm not your wife'
um... isn't she his vassal though?
>goddamn Mongorians!
>>67413021
>>67413017
>>67413025
>>67412983
>>67412948
Couldn't she have bought them in Constantinople?
God damn that English prince got the shit end of the wife stick.
First she cheats on him with Aethelstan and gets pregnant by him, then she cheats on him with his own father, then she gets all uppity and independent womyn that don't need no man and then she starts getting pissed off at him for being unworthy after he was sent on a dangerous mission and was whipping himself for what he thinks was him being unfaithful by simply looking at another woman.
Nigga has it hard.
>>67412948
She magically grew opium in the Scandinavian winter landscape.
He seemed kinda pissed.
>doesn't show the ambush on the french camp to make room for muh drama
I'm about to drop this show fr fr
burning the Christians was cool though
bjorn didn't approve the faggot
>>67413068
Not Instanbul?
>>67413107
pee seems to be the theme of this episode
The French never win,do they?
>>67413095
At least he got to stick his dick in crazy and now shes pregnant with his child. If Magnus dies, that will mean another heir of his dynasty will inherit the biggest kingdom in Anglo-Saxon England.
>>67413136
The writer drank an entire kettle of tea while writing this.
>>67413136
>Asian
>piss
>nude strongmen
Fetish show.
>first three seasons are 10 episodes
>this season is two sets of 10 episodes with a long break between
Why aren't they calling the second set season 5?
>>67413123
Bjorn just doesn't trust those Norwegian cucks.
>>67413128
IT WASN'T EVEN CLOSE TO BEING ISTANBUL HOLY SHIT THE MAKEDONS WERE STILL IN POWER.
BASIL II THE BULGAR-SLAYER IS PROBABLY RUNNING AROUND KILLING BULGARIANS AS YOU WATCH THIS SHOW.
over 9000 hours in ms paint
>tfw rollo switches sides again
>>67413195
Not a fan of They Might Be Giants then?
>>67413201
fucking kek
>>67413201
10/10
>>67413201
Kek, is this a meme on /tv/?
"I will not betray my wife."
Shocked that Gisla didn't disrobe right then and there and mount Rollo.
>>67413166
>more bondage
this show is for degenerates
>>67413304
Gooble Goble?
>>67413304
>>67413166
Don't forget Ragnar being confirmed a footfag last episode right before he fingerfucked the Chinese princess.
>Aethelwulf getting cucked by his father AGAIN
Poor guy
>>67413333
>You will never fingerfuck Chinese royalty
>>67411666
where you nigga's watch the new episodes @? Just recently marathoned up to current.
>>67413304
Did you miss the Blood Eagle back in season one? This place has been messed for a while now.
>>67413382
Go to bed,anon. Uran drunk.
Floki sulking on the ship like a kid heading to church. Kek.
>>67413333
He gonna fuck a horse now.
that good ol' days flashback
:(
Ragnar is hopped up on Vick's Vapo Rub
How can you tell when Ragnar is high? He always looks like he is ona cocaine high.
And we are stuck in an 80's music video. A flash back video where Ragnar wants to be a simple farmer again with his wife, kids and his boyfriend.
oh god the weirdo is back
>That Ivar Laugh
THAT KID IS FUCKING HORRIFYING.
Sorry, but Ivar is creepy as fuck. This kid will stab you just to see you bleed.
fucking rollo
Floki is, "Yep. Knew that bastard would go native."
aslaug about to get fucked by a real man again
Rollo about to btfo the Norse invasion.
>>67413419
no u, help a drunk out. I don't have cable and just been watching on ye olde putlocker and hulu up til now.
I love Craigy Ferg.
I was just wondering how the young Bjorn actor looked like today. He still looks almost the same. But then it has only been two years since we last saw him.
>tfw Bjorn is more upset about Rollo than Ragnar is.
I miss Uncle time.
I wonder how Rollo feels. Is he thinking "Look at me now motherfuckers! I'm not Ragnar's foolish brother anymore, I'm a fucking badass with a nympho wife and a whole chunk of Frankish land for myself." or is he thinking "I'm sorry I'm such a bitch nigga that can't get out of Ragnar's shadow."
>>67413691
It's probably both and that's what makes Rollo the best character or at least the most interesting.
>>67413614
That fat French guy that whips that one girl in the dungeons is jealous of Rollow
>>67413691
After experiencing the Frankish high life? Most likely, "god they must really stink on those boats".
>>67411666
What the? Vikings sailed to China?
Is she going to teach Vikings kung fu and acupuncture?
>>67413691
If Gisla is as good as a lay as she looks, I'm guessing he is going, "LOOK AT ME!!!"
>>67413802
Yeah that's probably going through his mind too
>>67413813
No, she just has a magical unlimited supply of opium that grows in her vagina
>>67413409
i'm barely getting into the show i tend to watch shows out of order when their airing to see if i like it enough to start from the begining
>>67413739
Throughout the season I've found him to be the most interesting. Everything else has been slightly boring except for Bjorn living in the wild.
>>67414001
Bjorn and Rollo are carrying this for me.
>>67414001
>>67414012
yep them and Eckbert
>>67414012
>>67414031
I think they're trying to make their characters far more interesting than they were before so that they can kill of Ragnar.
>>67414012
90% of everything that wasn't Rollo or Bjorn just feels like filler. It feels like they wrote a story for a normal length season but then were told they had to make it 20 episodes,
Where did Aethelwulf and Alfred go off to for pilgrimage?
>>67411666
this girl looks native american did they went to vinland ?
>>67414083
So we have another separate group of people to waste screen time with.
I miss when these threads were good, full of broship and, not filled with /pol/ fags.
>>67413409
Try season two nerdo
>>67414083
South Africa
>>67414083
Rome
Or Rhodesia
Either or
>>67414083
Jacksonville, Florida
>>67414118
You mean back when the show wasn't sjw shit
>>67414067
Bjorn used to be boring for sure but Rollo has been my favorite character since the beginning. Ragnar's stuff so far this season has all felt like preparation for his death, especially the stuff this episode with him remembering his old life.
God damn i wasn't expecting these feels
>>67414083
Guantanamo Bay
Is it just me or did they air a commercial of some Viking looking guy speaking Scandinavian to advertise of ancestory dot com? I kinda want to order one
>>67414368
aint you a good goy
>>67414387
>Not wanting to know your lineage
>>67414427
your lineage is niggers and white trash
there i saved you the money and the shame of finding that out.
>>67414519
I'm not that same guy and I'm only a 1st generation American but nice try. Why so pessimistic though?
>>67414211
well lets see here the complaints of lagatha stopping a viking from raping someone was way back in season one
and every season except now seemed to avoid swj
I suspect this show wasn't popular enough to be on these autists radar back then.
>>67414427
I'm not some American mutt who needs to learn their "heritage" from a test. . . ten centuries of documented nobility, your roots are go only as far back as when some runaway slave broke free of his chains long enough to rape a navajo squaw.
>>67414755
kek'd and check'd
>>67414755
Again, 1st generation American. Why are you mad? Not very noble of you.
>>67414755
Being the local bar whore or village idiot isn't nobility, Yuropoor. Every time a European mentions their ancestry it somehow has to do with their vague distant relation to a king.
>>67414368
>His family didn't already document his family tree for hundreds of years
>he has to give his info and shekels to a bunch of people in a room googling to find out
bet you don't even have a family crest faggot
>>67414839
because most of them do have some royal blood. it'd probably be more rare to not have royal blood
I know Rollo is a traitor and all, but u gotta respect how he sees a fuckton of Viking ships approach, and yet he sits, calm and steadfast on his horse. He didnt even flinch. Even though he is a sell-out, he is still a real nigga
Normally Im a Lagertha fanboy through and through, but asslog looked damn fine this episode for some reason. Maybe she is ovulating
>>67415162
why would he be afraid when they already planned how to fuck the vikings?
>>67414083
new york
>>67412753
right, because Asia didn't fucking exist until the Korean War which is when America discovered it, right? kill yourself now.
>>67412856
she was LYING! ever think of that?
>>67413137
history much?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_conquest_of_England
Dropped that feministic\multiculturalistic piece of cheap crap with horrible writing.
>"Odin" is here again. that means Sigurd or Siggy will die so Ivar can walk?
>That hallucination Ragnar got telling him that just return the fuck back to home
Also ep 7 preview where?
>>67414994
My family is mainly Norwegian/German but my grandpa used to have wavy dark brown hair so I'm curious to see if there is any Baltic shit going on there. My dads side has been in Murcia since 1800s and moms side for a few generations but they kept the Norwegian speaking shit going on until my parents.
>Aslaug
Is it common to kiss your son on the lips in Norway?
How come the longboats in this show seem small?
Look I know this show get's a lot of shit, but that hallucination where Ragnar saw his old life on the beach was goose bump inducing. The cinematography, score and bretty gud facial acting from Fimmel made for an amazing scene
