>this is DC's attempt at universe building
B R A V O
R
A
V
O
how did he know their symbols?
So much color woah...
>>67410824
He just made up some shit in Paint.
>CIA
>>67410794
UU C I A
UU
>>67410824
comic books yo
>>67410794
lol when they stopped the movie completely to shoehorn this stuff in
>>67410861
It would be a big folder.
>Game of Thrones momoa to be aquaman in new BvS movie!
>Tons of pics and magazine covers with bats, WW, supes, and aquaman
>aquaman shoehorned in
>>67410794
tbqh, after credit sequences like what Marvel does actually work well in the grand scheme of things.
If >>67410794 was shown after the credits it might have worked better, but putting it right in the middle of the flick didnt really help anyone.
they hired the blade runner guy
>>67410794
Aquaman's scene that needed a poster.
>>67410909
for you
DC Studios is run by incompetent boobs.
>>67411069
Cyborg
>>67411104
That was supposed to be spoilered. Anyway, Flash. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vY-ErEo0j28
>>67410794
>U U
>U U
>C I A
What did they mean by this?
![homer-simpson-drooling-a-887x1024[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1lDb6BS.jpg "homer-simpson-drooling-a-887x1024[1].jpg")
>>67411075
>boobs
>>67411069
>Is that a fucking camera in MY ocean?
>>67411130
I don't think I've ever seen someone who looks more like a twink fucboi than Ezra.
>>67411130
TOP KEK
what a noisy fucking movie, can't wait to see this capekino
WW CIA
UU
UU CIA
>>67411130
what does he say after "she's the key"
>>67410794
>WW
>Double Double U
>U U U U
>4U
>4U CIA
Pottery.
>>67411130
Is Flash a cop in the cinematic universe? They didn't make him some normal dude, did they?
was there seriously no other way to put this shit in?
at least marvel had the decency of doing it all at the end
>>67411574
>at least marvel had the decency of doing it all at the end
And slowly introducing them over half a decade. DC is just cramming them in and instantly expecting people to care. It's so fucking lazy and patronizing, even for a comic book movie.
>>67411130
is the flash a vigilante in this universe?
>>67410794
>WWCIA
>William Wilson CIA
>>67411646
>patronizing
I don't think you know what that word means
>>67411130
I can watch that Flash sequence again and again.
It is so fucking bad.
1) Awful delivery of an awful piece of writing.
2) Setting up Supes as the future badguy
3) Time travelling Flash? In his powerset. Dream-invading Flash or Prophetic Dream having Batman? Not so much.
This flick is going to be such a trainwreck that I absolutely want to see it, but I'm scared WB would take this movie doing well financially the wrong way.
>>67410794
Literal teasers clips within a movie
B R A V O
R
A
V
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>>67411580
>>67411722
I do. You might want to double check your understanding of it, chump.
>>67410824
Lex Luthor literally designed logos for them
>>67410867
bravo nolan
>>67411130
What's even supposed to be happening in this scene? Looks like the faggot producers just thought:
>"Kids today like clubs and parties right? Lets throw in some bright lights and loud noises!"
>"Wow that's so actioney, good thinking Goldstienburg!"
>FNBUHNAGBHAUIHC@%&HUIROJASRASRUIHNOQKHRUIGARUI
>>67411717
W
W C I A
UU
UU CIA
FOR YOU, CIA
IT'S ALL RIGHT THERE, OPEN YOUR EYES, SHEEPLE!
>>67410794
>two double yous
>four yous in total
>UUUU
>C
>I
>A
BRAVO SNYDER
>>67411303
>Am I too soon?
>NO!
>I'm too soon
>You're right about him!
>You've always been right about him!
>Find us, Bruce!
>You have to find us!
>>67411822
>disney shills trying to call anyone else a jew
oy vey
>>67410794
>dat 1st logo
in b4 the WWE sues for copyright infringement
>Gal Gadot's reacts to superhero teasers
I see they are trying for the youtube audience.
>>67411130
Lois Lane's the key to all this.
>>67411837
also CIA's canonical name according to the novelization is William Wilson
WW
this is it folks. they're teasing CIA for justice league
>>67411069
Does Wonder Woman ever breathe with her mouth shut in this?
>>67411725
alternate universe bad guy you faggot.
>>67411837
kek
>>67411130
>>67411837
Fucking kek
>>67411857
>Implying that's what I'm implying
>Implying I don't realize Disney are just as bad, if not worse
Calling out one studio doesn't mean I'm in favor of some random other.
>>67411894
Yes, please make excuses. Because the movie going audience is fo-sho going to walk away saying "Oh, it's cool, that was just an alt-universe Flash, he just got in touch with the wrong Bruce, everything works out fine in this timeline!"
I've also heard people say "No he's from the Darkseid future!" which is equally stupid.
>>67411130
When the guy with the gun walks in, he points it right in the shopkeep's face. When the camera jumps back to him, he's standing like 3 feet from the counter.
>>67410794
it will never die
>>67411926
Seriously, what the fuck am I looking at.
>>67410794
I liked the thing overall, but this whole sequence was garbage.
>>67411069
james cameron and vinnie chase are rolling in their graves
>>67411926
lel I thought that was hair. This is what I saw.
>Not molding your super hero mask around your heavily receding hairline
DC: Agents of CIA confirmed
>>67411104
MAH NIGGA JOE MORTON
>>67411893
>Ugly
>Scrawny
>Can't act
>Mouth breather
Is there anything she can do?
>>67412099
fucking italian spider-man
>31%
Holy fuck.......
It just keeps dropping...
>>67410794
>tfw CIA appearing in a movie would unironically be the most exciting thing they could tease
You know shit is boring when you start to feel this way.
what's going on here?
>>67410794
Nice logos.
>>67411104
That shitty Tesseract floating graphix why.jpg
this is as cringeworthy as when they tried shoehorning Sinister Six into ASM2
>>67410794
W = double u
WW = 4u
>4u cia
>mfw
>>67411725
He's got some thing he's wearing on his head that probably is why he's able to do it.
>>67412239
>william wilson
>>67412207
By comparison, the Sinister Six bullshit was tasteful and subtle compared to how fucking in your face the Justice League set up is.
>>67410794
>Government agency hired graphic designers to create super hero logos for their folder of super top secret sightings around the world, which will only be witnessed by a small few people
>>67411104
shheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
>>67412207
C'mon, this is way better
>>67412165
Did you expect otherwise?
>>67412375
Actually expected it would settle around 40~.
Now I'm wondering how low it can go.
>>67411303
to all of this
>>67410794
>this is marvel's attempt at universe buliding
>>67411580
>Doctor Pavel, I'm Cyborg Flash Aquaman
What'd he meme by this?
>>67412300
I worked for a state-owned company in my country for 1 year. They had a room that was used once a month (with luck) and that shit was bigger than my house.
Is this film the spiritual successor of TDKR in memes? I think the logos must be a sign.
>>67412300
The logos are totally unnecessary.
>>67412300
How many design meetings do you think the secret government agency had about the logos?
Was there any water-cooler drama because some secret agents thought the whole minimalism aesthetic looked cool, but others thought it's been overdone?
>>67412403
The sewer's the limit for this turd.
These cameos suck and the DC movie universe is dead.
The real question is will we ever get to see a more perfect casting than Dwayne the rock as Black Adam.
>>67410794
So, what was the rumored CIA tie-in?
>>67412430
that was a recap, you already knew the stuff in there
>>67411130
jesus christ
>>67412583
Personalitywise, Dwayne's more similar to Shazam.
>>67411725
Just copying Flash from Crisis on Infinite Worlds
>>67412527
>CIA: "We need you to design some logos"
>Designer: "And what would these logos be used for?"
>CIA: "Nothing, but lets pretend if there was some sort of woman with wonderful strength, a cyborg, a man who could run so fast it was like a flash before your eyes, and a man who enjoys the company of aquatic life. What would a logo for each of these people who totally don't exist, look like"
>"And remember, these people don't exist and you will be detained if you ever mention. GOOD LUCK! :)"
>>67412624
Getting caught was part of his plan.
>>67410794
>>67411580
CIA confirmed to be part of the Justice League
>>67412207
and like Spider-Man, what if they scrapped their current plans for the DCEU and started over
>>67410794
Lex literally designed their movie logos? This is a 4th wall breaking I havent seen before
>>67412207
This is actually very similar to the scene in Thor where they wall past the Infinity Gauntlet, of course this is more obvious. But holy shit, who just puts all the logos on their screen? Its not even a subtle hint, its just "HEY GUYS, GET HYPED FOR THE NEXT MOVIE, NOT THIS ONE, JL IS COMING".
>>67412833
Mr. Wayne, I'm CIA.
>>67412833
>"you will"
>CIA's name is will
it all adds up
>>67412858
They fucked up the DCCU by rushing it and giving it to a hack just because he was perceived as being an up-and-comer. I don't think there's any possible scenario where they don't make at least one, and quite possibly both, of those mistakes again with a reboot.
And even if they did reboot, it'd take them at least five years to get the movies for each individual character out before JUST league if they were going to do it right. Which I don't think they can even afford to do since WB, unlike Marvel, is its own thing and desperately needs a franchise to give them billions of dollars a year.
Long story short, they're fucked.
>live action Flash movie
>Flash travels through time and changes the timeline
>enters a world where CIA became Batman
I can already see how it will come together
>>67413082
>that Hydra guy from The Winter Soldier works for Lex Luthor and knows about CIA putting trackers on the Daily Planet reporters' stuff
CIA is not only a tie-in to the Justice League, but also to the rest of the universe AND the MCU. They're building him up to fight Lex's henchman, Anatoli, once again (who didn't die after his backpack exploded, he became a metahuman).
>>67413151
>Alfred: Why a Big guy, Master CIA?
>CIA: Big guys frighten me. It's time my enemies shared my dread.
mods sticky pls
meme magic strikes again
>>67413408
>mfw as a kid, I thought the origin of batman was that he fell into a cave full of bats which gave him powers, thus turning him into Batman
>>67412300
>electricity guy has lightning bolt symbol
>wonder woman has the shape of her belt buckle
>aquaman has symbol from his belt buckle symbol which is visible in the video clip
>cyborg has logo of his dads company?
>>67411863
thought the same thing
>>67413652
They may as well show a clip of 4 windows folders all named with the hero's name and the release date for their movie
>>67412136
>>67412099
knew something was familiar with that face
>Every single important scene and plot point and movie-style quote was in the trailer
>It felt like she shot three movies and said "EH PUT IT TOGETHER LATER"
>All those pointless scenes and characters
>That Lois plot with the bullets
WHY?
>5 minute batman fight
>Batman gives up when he hears that superman has a step mom
>>67410794
I wonder if the (actual)CIA habe folders like that for the Taliban, Isis, etc. Cartoonish folders.oh wait, they dont becauae that would be absolutely retarded to ever have
>>67414060
WB fucked up hard
I had a terrible feeling when I saw the Doomsday trailer, like
>this is revealing the whole plot, isn't it?
>>67414060
>lack of any pacing in the story structure
>blowing your Doomsday point in the trailer
>that low stakes nuke moment where you know Supes comes back from the trailer
>Reusing the "suspenseful" maybe dead TWICE in one movie
>All that wasted time to have a scene where Lois thows a stick into some water.
>>67411283
Baneposting will never die at this rate, just when you think it's over it comes back. Shit, the majority of /tv/ posters probably came here after baneposting started, it's all they know.
>>67411926>Remember: There is no shame in being poor, only in dressing poorly!
It's honestly hilarious how not one single movie studio can get this goddamn alien comic book character on the big screen.
>>67411130
It probably cost more to repair those damages than was in the register.
>>67411069
>>67411104
>>67411130
This truly demonstrates her incredible acting range as she proceeds to see these things and react to them in exactly the same flat manner.
>>67410794
What's the C supposed to be? uuuu is Wonder Woman, I is Flash and A is Aquaman, I know.
>>67414786
Cuckborg
>>67414786
Cyborg
>>67411283
bane posting STILL makes me laugh to tears
Fucking hell
>>67412207
its literally the fucking opposite - all it has is their suits in the background, it's nothing like watching 3 separate movies in a movie about people who have nothing to do with the movie you're watching
Anyone got a webm from the scene of Flash from the future delivering some message to Bruce?
>>67414786
On my world it means Cuck
>>67414971
literally read the thread
>>67411991
Why is that stupid?
It makes sense that whatever they're planning for Justice League 1&2 would be started sooner rather than later. I pretty much hate the Flash design so far, but hold out hope that there's a plan for why all this shit that didn't make sense was filmed.mfw I'm being taken for a ride...
>>67412740
Only this time, instead of Batmanwe're the ones wondering what the fuck is happening.
>>67411423
Under rated. Toppest kek.
>>67415148
Sounds good, Just hope they get in decent directors and not Hack Snyder ever again.... jesus BVS was some boring shit
>>67415376
I always thought Batman Begins was boring. How is BvS compared to it? Action and story-wise?
>>67410859
Dude that at least took 1 hour in Adobe Illustrator and Photoshop to get the overlay onto the images layered underneath not to mention coding that into his custom ios Lex Asperg was pretty good in this movie
>>67415289
several audible "wut the hell is happening" during this movie
Am I blind? Where's the UUUU CIA people are meming about?
>>67415446
All the best stuff happens in the last 30 minutes in BVS everything until then felt like a really boring setup to the Superman vs Batman fight they should have had Superman be more public and actually show him talking to interviewers and the congress instead they have him just have this deathstare for most of the movie, it's not like Watchmen either because in watchmen it wasn't a fullon Zack Snyder jerkoff look at how dark a comic book movie can be it was just a Watchmen adaptation, it seems Zack Snyder thinks every movie he does has to have that Dark gritty feel to it and it ruined this movie for sure that and the hamfisted Cameos
>>67415148
It's stupid in the context of the dialogue.
>You were right about him.
Would have jack fucking shit to do with Darkseid. There is no context for Darkseid here.
Fuck, am I taking crazy pills? I feel like everyone who is behind this shit is willing to take their imagination 10 steps ahead of where any given average filmgoer would be able to or willing to go.
>>67415521
See.
>>67411423
For a proper explanation.
UU CIA
UU
Executive Producer: BRAVO NOLAN
>>67411994
this really bothered the fuck out of me.
>>67412710
>Personalitywise, Dwayne's more similar to Shazam.
Maybe if you've never seen The Rock as a heel wrestler
>>67411069
Isn't there a longer version of this where we see Aquaman's eyes glow?
>>67411104
Was that a motherbox? Nice to see something Fourth World related even in a shit movie.
>>67411994
I think that's supposed to be a different angle.
>>67415585
So they're introducing Darkseid with some Dr who shit? That's gayer than Ezra Miller.
>>67413801
As Deadpool might say, "got to get that branding in early".
>>67410794
how convient cia making icons for all of super heroes
>>67414407
Huh? He's only associated with one studio, WB.
>>67411283
4 years and baneposting is growing even stronger than ever
>>67414070
They probably do.
>>67410794
No "Boys" folder?
>>67412740
>Death of Superman, Crisis on Infinite Earths, Justice Meme Vol 1: Origin and Return of Superman in the same movie
>and people wonder why this movie failed
>>67411580
>not keeping Wonder Woman's symbol
Think about it.
>literally 2 Ws
>2 double Us
>UUUU
>>67416093
It actually hasn't failed yet.
>>67413652
nice pasta from /co/
So, how many dicks did he suck to get this role?
>>67416227
asian Jimmy Fallon?
>>67416150
where is the sound dude?
>>67412858
One can only hope. Looks like there's way too many egos over at WB wrapped up in this for anyone to admit something is wrong (Snyder) and get rid of it, though.
>>67416167
Who cares how much money it makes? You can shine a turd all day but it ain't gonna turn into gold.
But really would you really want them to build up the Justice League over a span of years? I fucking don't. PG13 blockbusters aren't that great. Flash and Cyborg should never be allowed to stand on their own. Only reason AQuaman looks promising is because they're going for awes and gasps with a horror theme. Should started out the DCCY with the Justice League.
>>67416472
The studio.
>>67415681
Of course he hasn't. He's a hip nuthugging cookie cut nu4chan fuck. He only knows of the Rock because Reddit told him to.
>>67416227DIRTY SANCHEZ
>>67412583
>BvS failing means well never get the Shazam movie we deserve
F-fuck you Snyder... DC's best hero will never have a movie at this rate...
Which character does he play in Batman v Superman?
>>67411069
>Moving slow as shit in the water.
>>67411104
>Reaching for the camera for no reason.
>>67411130
Lights spark for no reason.
>>67416677
It hasn't failed yet. If it makes enough money the Shazam movie is probably still on. Hopefully sooner rather than later.
>>67416227
None, he's a jew
>>67416722
Lex Luthor's dad. No joke.
>>67416722
Carmine Falcone.
>>67414576
I had the same face desu
>Why is flash getting a second shittier cameo?
>why is cyborg happening right there when the motherbox shouldnt be on earth yet?
>Why is aquaman even in this film?
BRAVO VINCE
R
A
V I N C E
O
>>67416788
did you catch that Lex Luthor's dad was named Lex Luthor?
>>67416167
The legs for this is going to be horrible
>>67416889
And Batman and Superman's mothers are both named Martha too. Poetry.
>>67411069
What's going on here? is he hitting a camera man and then another camera films it flying away from the impact or what?
Does Aquaman have a super powered trident in this? Is he literally a counterpart to Hemsworths god awful thor?
>>67411283
God dammit /tv/
>>67416956
Maybe. American audiences have pretty shit taste usually. I'm hoping for a steep fall next weekend though if for no other reason that it might make WB drop Snyder and his wife.
>>67416472
>Who cares how much money it makes?
The studio.
Why do you think Bay keeps doing Transformers?
>>67417062
Man of Steel underperformed and they still hired him for BVS and JLA so I doubt it. Nothing short of the movie tanking hard would get them to drop him.
Cool, when are they doing the Axwell /\ Ingrosso movie?
>>67416112
WW©√∆
>>67411283
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>67410794
JUST LIKE MY SMARTPHONE
stupid icons instead of text, makes it all too lowest common denominator
>>67411283
BRAVO NOLAN BANEPOSTING WILL NEVER DIE
>>67410794
who is the "C"?
>>67411283
WAS SUMMONING HIM APART OF YOUR PLAN, SNYDER
>>67419155
Cyborg, the token black character
>>67416227
lel i thought he was asian.
>>67414576
>She steals the show
Who the fuck in their right mind could say that. She's in the movie for like 5 minutes
>>67410824
Because shut up. This movie is far too realistic and serious for you to throw around logical questions that make it look silly.
>>67411104
gaddot looks so god damn ugly. Why the fuck would they hire such an aushwitz monkey its beyond me.
>>67416150
>Hello the Dark Knight Risesâ„¢ my old friend
>>67419346
Tje rest of the movie is garvage and she's passable + characyer's debut on the big screen
Some people wanted her to be the best part, and since she wasn't shit compared to the rest...
>>67417035
It's him swimming in the second shot.
>>67420077
Jesus Christ, so many typos
>>67416294
newfag deteckted
>YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO START THE CAPEKINO TREND, NOT KILL IT BEFORE IT EVEN STARTED!! TO END THE CAPESHIT, NOT BECOME PART OF IT!!
The only hope capekino has now is for BvS to make shit tons of money, and for the rest of the DC universe films to be given to competent directors.
>>67416675
What's that mean?
>>67420176
>IT'S OVER ZACH, MARVEL HAS THE HIGH (rotten tomatoes) SCORE!!
So Lex Luthor's the one that from the Justice League in this universe?
Is this earth 3?
this was unforgivable. no subtlety. absolute trash
>>67416294
What a fucking mong
>>67415521
Not blind, just reddit
>>67422131
2 W's = 4 U's
W W
UU UU
POTTERY
>>67411891
>BvS flops
>desperate to score with young audience, DC releases standalone CIA movie, Exteremly Painful
>meme magic makes it the most succesful capeshit in years
>>67416150
Holy shit Henry is really handsome
>>67410794
Guess Batman didn't buy the DLC characters
>>67422131
>>67422160
CIAs initials are actually W.W though.
>>67410794
Thank god they didn't add a â„¢ next to each one
>>67410794
>shazam movie
ahahahaha what the fuck
oh god
i'll be AMAZED if that one isn't canceled in the next FIVE MINUTES after how terrible this bvs shitshow was
>>67422736
that's flash dumdum
>>67422329
Easily one of the most handsome mans in the earth
>>67422360
>upvoted for downvoting plebs who think billion year old memes are still funny without any form of clever presentation
>>67422329
What are you GAY?
>>67410824
Lex designed them
>well she is a woman and makes wonders, so wonder woman? lol both starts with W so i will pile them one on top the other
>A cyborg, so...a c... and a dot, there
>he is fast, like he did all that in a flash, wait flash, camera have lightning so i'll use it on him, too.
>>67412099
I summon penguins!
>>67412527
Maybe they're just like /g/ and whenever they start a project, the first thing they do are the logos. Then they proceed to abandon the project.
>>67416647
I think you're slowly but steadily losing your shit.
Zack fucking snyder and his wife need to get the fuck away from DC
>>67423718
Don't speak to me or my wife ever again.
>>67423104
Cyborg's symbol is obviously a nod to a computer's power switch icon
>>67411423
>>67411104
Did he not learn his lesson from Terminator 2?
>>67424084
Probably the best piece of casting so far out of everyone, Speedy Gonzales is an embarrassment
Was this Lex's computer?
>>67425070
buy the iLex today!
>>67422351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC4tAK231mw
If this was TV flash, everyone would assume Cisco made the logos
Aquaman Cameo > Flash > Shit > Cyborg > Wonder Woman
>>67426093
>Flash
You mean Speedy Gonzales?
>>67420077
Retard
>>67416150
>dat Perfect Dark soundtrack
>>67419155
Token Negro
>>67410794
>Double U
>Double U
>Makes 4 Us
>C
>I
>A
Well played, Snyder. Well played
>>67411104
Why am i not surprised the subtitles are indonesian
>>67410794
>>67411283
>>67411580
>>67412108
>>67412815
>>67412833
>>67413082
>>67422131
they can't keep getting away with this
>>67416722
he's all the extras
>>67411796
Based Hack Snyder movies
>Lux Luthor named DC's heroes and gave them their symbols
>Apocalypse gave both Xavier and Storm their iconic appearances
why are heroes being defined by villains
>>67417090
>Why do you think Bay keeps doing Transformers?
Because his contract no longer requires him to speak in public
>>67420176
>for BvS to make shit tons of money
In Singapore, China, Vietnam, Indonesia, and anywhere else that no one knows who those characters are beyond seeing them printed on things
Memes 4 Us
