https://uk.movies.yahoo.com/post/141606956421/henry-cavill-fan-response-to-batman-v-superman-is
>>67395008
>h-help me, a-anon... I can't much longer...
>>67395008
IT'S OVER
>>67395008
I guess I'm too much of a normie to be triggered by a movie I haven't seen yet.
theres already a thread faggot
>>67395065
>>67395008
do you think he calls Damon every night, crying his eyes out?
>>67395065
>>67395065
CAPESHIT WAS A MISTAKE
Holly shit you could see amys mascara teir lines, and zack looked like he aged 10 years
>>67395065
>absolutely_haram.jpg
>>67395365
absolutely_halal.jpg
>>67395065
>I could be making "The Stand" right now.
>>67395061
Did I miss anything important when I came in the cinema 15 minutes late, came in and got to that Bruce protecting that little girl scene
Spoilers much appreciated
>>67396602
Idk senpai, just marathon the next 10 minutes but be careful not to lose your wife's sons anvil on the way to the shower break after that.
>>67395065
PUNISHED AFFLECK.
A fallen hero
>>67396602
probably a batman origin story
cause you know they gotta have one of those
>>67396602
Opening shot is Wayne funeral scene with Bruce running away and falling into a well. Also flashbacks to Wayne's deaths. He gets greeted by shittilion bats who carry him upwards out of the well. Then screen goes white and text appears:
"Metropolis...the day mankind is introduced to superman or some shit"
Bruce helicopter lands in metropolis, jets are flying overhead, city is getting rekt, scene from the trailer where shit goes down. Tada
>>67396839
What about horses,I heard from one anon there's a good scene with horses,since I don't remember any house scene it must be the one I missed
>>67396638
I can't skip the shower, you donut. Where the fuck am I supposed to clean my cape, or wash my falcon?
jesus ben
it will be ok
>>67396602
honestly u missed one of the worst parts of the movie which is a montage of batmans origin. i felt it was way too cheesy and set the wrong tone for the whole movie. felt like sin city or 300 type shit.
>>67395065
>>67395008
Why is it all of them seem pretty insecure about the movie except Henry Cavill? It seems like he's frequent /tv/ poster and have some nerves of steel.
>>67395008
Make Zack drink bleach.
>>67400171
He doesn't care obviously.
He's only in it for that cape money.
>>67400229
At least he doesn't hide it, truly a god among capeshit men.
