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>>67383830
Am I just stupid for not knowing how that many reviews are out for a movie that isn't even released yet?
I mean I know some theatres have early viewings for like radio contest winners and shit but that seems like a lot of reviews for a handful of early viewings.
>>67383903
Pretty much every major city does a screening where they reserve a dozen or more seats for critics.
oh hi dc
The people have spoken. They want glib quips and inconsequential narrative structure. Let them have it
>>67383830
I refuse to believe that any, yet 35%, of their critics gave The Room a positive review
>>67383903
It's already showing here in Australia
>>67383992
I'm sure those 7 fresh reviews are ironic "so bad it's good" type shit.
>>67383992
Read the reviews http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_room_1998/reviews/
The positive and negative ones basically agree on what the movie is like, they just aren't sure if "you need to see this shit" qualifies it for fresh or not.
>>67383830
HAHAHAHA
>>67383992
>Implying The Room isn't a misunderstood masterpiece
>>67383830
Thing is have you guys actually looked at the 'positive' reviews for BvS?
>Batman v Superman is kind of dopey and plays out some laborious plot twists in the DC narrative at unnecessary length, but as I've already said it largely kept me entertained for two and a half hours, which is not nothing.
>At once lumbering and enthralling, overstuffed and auspicious.
>If it's action you want, Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice will not disappoint. But take away the interminable fight scenes, and the screenplay crashes into plot holes big enough to drive the Batmobile through.
>In spite of the garbled story the characters get plenty of strong moments that play to their core appeal.
>Snyder, juiced up by Hans Zimmer's caffeinated score, throws everything at the screen until resistance is futile.
It's hardly overloaded with praise, is it?
>>67383981
>inconsequential narrative structure
you mean where they save the world every movie?
>>67384175
Seriously thinking of cancelling my plans to go see it with friends tomorrow night, didn't really want to go to begin with but if it's going to be 2.5 hrs of shite...
>>67383903
get your shit together
>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2975590/releaseinfo
also
>what are press screenings?
>>67384207
>save the world
>every movie
That is the definition of inconsequential.
>>67384311
your language implied that you think DC's movies are better, which is dumb because it's exactly the same shit.
>>67383903
It has been released you dumb fuck, what's more critics often see early screenings, PLUS BvS had a fuckton of public early screenings you tin foil hat wearing retard,
>>67384270
You should. It's actually that bad. 2 hours of them not knowing what to do other than wait for the third act.
Just watch the trailer a few times and fill in the rest with your imagination, you'll have a better time.
>>67384378
>you tin foil hat wearing retard,
Asks a question, get called a nut.
Look fuckface I googled it to make sure and it said the movie comes out Friday. How the hell was I supposed to know it came out early in other countries? Maybe by asking? Oh wait, that is what I did.
>>67383981
>it's bad because it's not Marvel
welp
>>67383830
>retards still don't know how rotten tomatoes work
BVS is 5.3/10
Room is 3.5/10
I guess marvel wins
>>67384458
>How the hell was I supposed to know it came out early in other countries? Maybe by asking? Oh wait, that is what I did.
I assume you have some basic knowledge of the current film industry, but then I guess the bar was to high for you
>>67384458
>What is google?
>>67383903
>>67384458
>Not knowing there are early press screenings for critics in nearly every city for just about all levels of citric
>>67384378
That fucking pic
>>67384458
Different Anon, pro-tip:
>Go to imdb.com
>Find the movie
>Under the title, click on the release date
Bam, you have a list of all release dates along with where that release date applies
(Well, for most movies you'll see on /tv/ anyway.)
Also what >>67384636 said. There's almost always pre-screenings for critics, when its a big budget movie like this that coasts on hype culture.
>average rating 3.5
>average rating 5.3
>capeshit faggots don't even know how RT site bullshit works
>>67383830
no way
based sistero
>>67385072
maybe batman vs superman will be as funny as the room
