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LOL
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>>67380331
Dawn of JUST
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HAHA OH WOW
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>>67380331
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>MALL GOD
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I'M THE TYPE OF GIRL
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C A P E
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>>67380331
>5.2/10
>4.6/10
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>>67380331
>Marvel will never EVER be BTFO this bad

Feels good famm
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>>67380638

I'm not sure what point you're trying to make. They're within less than a whole point of one another.
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DC is fucked.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>67380331
kek
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This is now a Blart thread
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>>67380728

Was always my favorite.
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>>67380331
Captain America is going to rip this POS to fucking shreds.
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Only one capeshit that I was excited about.
fml
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>>67380331
Oh fucken lol. That can't be real.
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>>67380331
It was supposed to be good.

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD

FUCKING HELL, WHAT THE FUCK SNYDER

THE FIRST TRAILER WAS FUCKING AWESOME BUT THEN THIS FUCKING HAPPENS

LIFE CANNOT STOP TAKING A HUGE FUCKING SHIT ON ME

>Esdese lost Tatsumi in AgK
>Sakura lost Naruto
>Nintendo halting all Wii U production
>PS4 stlll selling like crack
>Dark Souls 3 confirmed shit
>Batman/Superman confirmed shit
>DC fails at starting up a good CU for the second time
>Patriots won the Super Bowl last year
>Tom Brady got away with cheating AGAIN
>Brussels attack

This is not fucking funny anymore, this isn't fucking fair. Do you hear me God? This isn't funny anymore you fucking asshole. My life has been getting shitnon so much lately, the only thing I wanted was for this movie to be good. Why the fuck did SNYDER get the director role?

I've had with this shit world.
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>>67380331
it's a massacre on the IMDB forums
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>>67382312
>crying about video games
>and superhero movies
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>Batman v Superman isn’t, to me, a stand-alone Batman movie. Batman’s in it, and I think that’s okay. But I wouldn’t do another just Batman movie right on top of Chris and Christian’s movies. I would just want a little more distance.


http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Why-Ben-Affleck-Thinks-He-Should-Wait-Make-Batman-Solo-Film-120077.html

lmfao ben afleck is saying this is a superman movie, not a batman movie to save himself
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lel
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>Breaking News: Zack Snyder to be ritualistically murdered outside of DC's headquarters. #developing
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>>67382399
>The score lowered by 4% since that pic was made
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>>67382481
>yfw it hit 29% for a time
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Is it seriously THAT bad? I know you guys hate capeshit, but is it actually awful?
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>Was in the 40s last night
>Wake up and it's 39%
>Now it's 33%

How could it have gone so wrong?
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>>67382581
It isn't 33% bad. I think the reviewers are punishing the movie for trying to be so much better than what it was. If it had been a typical superhero movie tone, like Marvel does, it probably would have had a decent 60-70% score.
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>>67382581
Go to any DC forum or youtube channel.

It's apocalyptic.
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>>67382637
not that long ago grimdark was the typical superhero movie tone, and plenty of those did well. it's hilarious how people are trying to spin this
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>>67380331
HOW LOW CAN YOU GO
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>>67382086
>Only one capeshit that I was excited about.
Why were you excited about it? As far as capeshit goes the trailers didn't advertise as anything other than effects-driven romp with little substance. Why would imdb ratings change your mind? You ought to know imdb's pretty fuckin' stupid. And there was some gay love-bears movie or something that got a higher rating then the Blue's Brothers.
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>>67382744
The only grimdark superhero movies were Nolan's and Burton's and even then Burton's had plenty of camp.

I doubt the reviewers are penalizing the grimdark. They're penalizing the fact that the movie is trying to be deep and well-written but it just fails terribly at both.

It's like taking an action movie then trying to give it a meaning similar to something you'd see in Tokyo Story and winding up with something like Fast & Furious Nth instead.
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Did amazing Spider-Man 2 ever score this low?
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>>67382750
Not him, but because a Batman v. Superman done right has so much potential. Two of the most iconic superheros, arguably most people's favorite is at least one of them.

Batman movies alone have so much hype, people love Batman.

I'm still waiting for a proper Batman movie.
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>>67382637
>the city of (You)
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>>67382839
I don't understand the point you're trying to make.
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>>67380331
meh
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>>67382826
You fucking faggot.
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>>67382750
>As far as capeshit goes the trailers didn't advertise as anything other than effects-driven romp with little substance.

Since when did ANY capeshit do anything other than this? The only exception is Burton and Nolan's Batman, and let's be honest Nolan's is borderline capeshit
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MALLKINO
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>>67382869
lol did you just get spoiled?
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>>67382869
Lol this fucking loser.
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>>67382869
>Holly plays Senator Finch (a Democrat from Kentucky, which is the least believable thing in the film), doing the only thing Senators do in superhero movies, and honestly, her dialogue in Raising Arizona was less absurd. “I grew up on a farm—I know how to wrestle a pig,” is one thing she says; “Take a bucket of warm piss and call it Granny’s Peach Tea” is, incredibly, another. (That one gets a callback.) I would describe her demeanor as she says these things as serenely bemused. Likewise Jeremy Irons as Alfred, who mostly just drinks and sighs, which I suppose makes him the audience surrogate, content in the fact that at least he doesn’t have any scenes with Lex Luthor.

>Lois Lane says stuff like, “I’m not a lady, I’m a journalist” and has stuff said to her like, “[In the men’s bathroom] You know, with balls like this, you belong in here.”
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>>67380331
Are DC fags that insufferable? I never really noticed. This backlash and glee at the failure seems like it hurts most comic book fans. Even as a Marvel fan are you going to say you want no DCU films? Am I the only one who read all comics as a kid?

Don't see why so many cheer the demise of this film. Maybe just too out of touch.
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>>67383036
>Star Wars 3
>Good
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>>67382312
I legit have severe depression and knowing this RT score made me cry. Really feeling emotionally empty right now. This is probably the worst thing to happen in movies of the 21st century. I understand what you are feeling.
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>>67383068
Not mine, but I agree with it. As Episode 3 was the Best Prequel Film. It just goes to show that Rotten Tomatoes cannot be trusted.
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>>67382668
So what? Because it has some of the basic themes from better movies it should automatically get a good score?
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>>67383036
>boyhood 98%
>bvs 33%
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>>67383036
that boyhood score still triggers me
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>>67383108
But RT gives it a better score than 1 and 2
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>>67383036
>Standards have gotten lower over the years
>BvS still fucks up
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>>67383079
It's the ending of Naruto all over again. I had to leave /a/ for half a year because of that.
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>>67382998
Well I think people are just stirring up shit for the fun of it. Also remember prior to the release of Dawn of Justice DC fags were spamming threads about how it was going to be 'capekino' and shit.
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>>67382502
MOM'S
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>>67380331
lmao

>>67380544
>being blind
There is at least one of your retards in every thread kek
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>>67382364
Its pasta from last night.
Welcome to /tv/
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>>67382804
>They're penalizing the fact that the movie is trying to be deep and well-written but it just fails terribly at both.

"penalizing", aka criticizing. you're making it sound like they're being unfair but when a movie is 2 and half hours, if even 10 minutes of that is spent on ideas or themes that don't pan out it's going to really hurt the experience. And having seen Snyder movies I know how long-winded he can be

I think you could also classify Winter Soldier as a pretty self-serious movie and not the usual light Marvel fare, but even if you don't buy it as smart political allegory (I didn't) it still works as an action flick because it's a tight and focused script
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>>67383293
No, I'm not making it sound like that. It's called penalizing because you judge different types of movies different. You don't critique comedies the same way you critique dramas. There's similar qualities you rte, but obviously you don't care about how good the jokes were in a drama.

Same thing here. Typical superhero action vs. what this was trying to be. Don't be retarded about it.
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>>67383223
>capekino
That's a new meme to me. What does it mean.
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>"Dawn of Capekino"
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>>67383382
"Trying" is the right word.
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>>67383455

Absolutely nothing.
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>>67383036
>home alone and space balls that low

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>67383227
GONNA
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>>67383036
>Ace Ventura 45%
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>>67383455
we had posters here the past few months saying shit like this:

http://blogs.indiewire.com/theplaylist/ben-affleck-says-dc-movies-are-more-mythic-and-less-glib-than-marvel-movies-20150706

>Not just content to understand that DC and Marvel movies are different, there are certain fans who debate the merits of one blockbuster brand being better than another. And that means actors, directors, and executives also have to make the case for their projects as they get drawn into the conversation, when we should really just be thankful that Hollywood is at least trying make the onslaught of comic book movies to come at least have a little variety. Regardless, Ben Affleck, a.k.a. Batman, is the latest to add his voice to what makes DC movies standout from the Marvel-verse, and it will undoubtedly spark more heated talk.

>“It is more mythic, it is more grand in that way, and it is a little more realistic,” he told EW (print edition). “Just by their nature, these films can’t be as funny or as quick or as glib as Marvel movies.”

>>>>>Basically, DC movies are more "serious" than Marvel "flicks," according to Affleck, and he's not incorrect.

yfw
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>>67383643
shit wrong pic
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>>67382364
the spastic new children on this site really need to go to /co/

inb4 what's that mean? how do i go to it? just tell me
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>>67383643

That pic...
>being obsessed with a literal pig
>mfw
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>>67380331
Superman/Batman/DC Paul Blart crossover movie when?
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>>67380331
BvS's score is more like an organised attack against Snyder than a honest review. It's just another reason to dismiss RT entirely, people are using it to 'vote' against a brand they don't like, this has nothing to do with films anymore.
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>>67383036
>Home Alone
>54%
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>>67383643
I wonder if this guy is so autistic he doesn't realize that putting his sweet guns in the pic makes it look like he's going to shoot her
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>>67383857
/tv/ is a normal place
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>>67383036
>TMNT God Tier
>Ep III good
>ep II bad
>Iron Man 2 bad
LOL?????????
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>>67383145
>>67383171
>>67383543
>>67383621
>>67383855
>>67383856
Exactly why I don't trust Rotten Tomatoes at all.
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>>67383855
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>>67383943
what a fucking faggot mod
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>>67383953
TMNT= Childhood Nostalgia at it's finest and a billion times better the New Michael Bay Version.
Ep III= Best out of the Star Wars Prequels, plus it was a good movie.
Ep II= Better than Episode One (Crap) worst that Episode 3 (Good) it ranks at about Bad/Okay
Iron Man 2= Bad but not as horrific as Iron Man 3
*Also not my list. I just agree with most of it and it proves Rotten Tomatoes can't be trusted. I did some research and there are even more examples of good movies that were Trashed on Rotten Tomatoes for some reason.
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>>67384033
last two words are redundant

we can always count on our crack staff to be fair and fun
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>>67384043
Alright this is pretty fair

I still think Iron Man 2 had a level of comfy-ness similar to the first one.
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>>67384077
BvS's score is even lower now
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>>67383036

>Hook
>God tier

Is this a meme? That movie was fucking terrible.
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>>67384043
>Ep II= Better than Episode One

Nope.
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>>67380331
Mall cop was based
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>>67384077
>GotG 91%
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>>67383036

>Almost all pre-2000 movies have <50 reviews, meaning the average swings far more per review

There is no reason even looking at the RT scores of movies that came out before RT existed.
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>A Zack Snyder movie is all flash, absolutely no substance trash.

Holy shit no fucking way, who could have possibly seen this coming?
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>>67384232
it's not even very flashy
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>>67384077

>Thor
>77%

Surely this is a fucking joke. That movie is ambien in visual form.
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>>67382502
This is literally the cringiest shill-attempt I've ever seen.
McFuckingKillYourself with a large side of JUST for that "journalist".
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>>67383716
Edgy faglord.
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>>67384077
>that high as fuck scores for those god awful movies
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I don't get what the critics are talking about I just saw it, fucking beautiful
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>>67384327
>hating on Capekino

>(You)
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>hurr dur furfag movie it'll be shit
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>>67384360
That's what 90% of the many Reviews on IMDB say, compare that to Rotten Tomatoes and I'm inclined to believe them and you. I'm psyched to see the movie. I'm going with my GF to see it in 70mm IMAX Sunday.
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>>67384421
Fucking swear dude, 10/10 capeshit 8/10 film
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>>67384418

>Those 2 people who reviewed it negatively just because they wanted to stand out
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Boys! Mmmmm, WB producers meets Zack Snyder. Ah, I love it! I love bringing people together! How are we?

Jessie. It is a pleasure... Ow! Wow, that is such a hack job. You should not make a sequel with this person.
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>>67384462
one of them just complained that animals don't make for a very good metaphor for racism completely missing the point that the movie doesn't even directly attack racism, nor is it a 1:1 allegory whatsoever.
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>tfw they let Nolan make Batman movies again
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>>67380331
I honestly thought it was a shop. Fucking hell is it THAT bad?
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>>67384481
He has a funnier line at the end, he just goes "ding" for a minute straight
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>>67380331
Only 3 Jews in your movie is not enough for the reviewers.
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>>67384590
Well, you have the choice: trust RT scores, or be a self-respecting and intelligent individual.
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>>67382637
from the reviews I've seen it's mostly about how they stuffed too much in a single movie, which was apparent to everyone since WW was announced. But they were also comments like it wasn't fun etc which are pretty dumb. I will see the movie tonight and I hope it's not that bad, but I am not paying for the ticket so who cares. The worst part is that DC/WB won't learn anything if this flops and they won't change a thing- next movie is probably also going to be shit, it's like they are retarded in that company
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>>67384496
Yeah, it was less about racism and more about society and xenophobia.
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>>67383036
This image should not trigger me as much as it does.
>fucking 98% boyhood: my imaginary childhood
>a masterpiece of Gilliam's at 50%
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>>67382312
Those arent even real problems lol
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>>67383382
that guy's entire post just went in one ear and out the other, huh
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>>67380331
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>>67384681
I thought from all the pre-release shit I'd heard that it was going to have too many characters and plot threads but it actually didn't so whatever.
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>>67384807
>>67383382
In reality, all films are just films. The reason why people think comedies cannot be held to the same 'standards' as dramas and so on is because people don't know what films are.
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>>67383036
Frozen should have been 100%, considering little children still dress as Elsa 3 years later.
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>>67384077
>people don't talk about them years later = bad

Kill yourself
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>>67384766
>Gilliam
Yeah trust me It triggers me as well. The sad part is that this is just a small selection. There's like a crap ton more of Awesome Classic movies from my childhood/teens that are at or below 50%. Rotten Tomatoes just fucking sucks. Their credibility is non existent
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>>67384418
>yfw even the Furfags BTFO of the DKEKS

HOLY SHIT
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>>67384496
>the movie doesn't even directly attack racism, nor is it a 1:1 allegory whatsoever

Yeah, the movie is more about xenophobia and stereotyping in general.
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>>67382837
Batman vs superman isn't a movie, it's a fight scene, did anyone really want a stylish yet charmless rocky movie? I honestly don't see why people were excited about this.
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>>67384888
Trips of Truth
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>>67384923
>>67384923

But that's literally false. Many of the critics are mad that the movie wasnt about batman and superman fighting.

For fucks sake the name itself batman V superman says that isnt about fighting, but about a confrontation between the characters, what they mean, etc.
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>>67384868
Tangled too.
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>>67384983
Meanwhile in the movie, the character who wants Batman and Superman to fight each other is a disgusting lunatic. Reminds me of how King Kong vs Godzilla revolved around a media company trying to boost sales with publicity stunts.
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>>67385031
Doesn't he make a woman drink his piss?
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>>67382312
Bro, you really should get out more
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>>67384983
Oh Jesus Christ yes we know, if you want to see how two opposing ideals come to head then just watch civil war, and all the movies leading up to it which establish character, motivation, etc...

What I'm saying is that Batman v superman brought literally nothing else to the table other than some slick visuals and a big fight.
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>>67382502
is this real
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>>67382581
It's not "that" awful, it's just boring.

"Greatest gladiator battle in the history of mankind" my ass. It was like watching Mayweather fight Pacquiao
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How many times did they say they weren't going to use kryptonite before they caved in cause they didn't know how to do someone fighting superman that isn't kryptonian.
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it's not funby anymore. it's like bullying the mentaly challenged child. fuck all of you marvelfags fuck you zack REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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i havent seen it but i suspect if you arent a manchild placing paul blart with this is 100% accurate.
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>>67383036
This doesn't deny BvS is a steaming pile of shit anon.
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>>67382312
>Esdese lost Tatsumi in AgK
>Sakura lost Naruto
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
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>>67382502
tfw I had an interview at Daily Mail Australia yesterday and the place is a joke.
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>>67380331
>I JUST WANTED TO MAKE GOOD SUPERHERO MOVIES
>I JUST WANTED TO...
>I JUST...
>JUST...
>JUST
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>>67380331
This is an outrage
Paul Blart wasn't that bad
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>>67385534
Yeah you're right it was worse
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>>67383036
Why did people hate Hook so much?
It was a cool concept with some fun performances and nice looking set pieces
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>>67380331
as a fan of Batman v Superman.. I find this picture very funny.
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>>67383036
THE MUMMY ONLY HAS A 55% RATING? HOW CAN SOMETHING SO HOLY BE LABELLED THAT LOW??
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>>67380521
A superior cape flick appears! Even the worst Reeve movie is better than Hack Hacknder's garbage idea of a Superman flick.
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>>67385352
fuckin kek
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>>67385797
Because Rotten Tomatoes is run by a bunch of Soulless Automatons who wouldn't know a good movie if it slapped them upside the head, and only rate their movies based on a Pre-Determined Agenda. Hopefully people don't follow their scores blindly.
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What's Ben looking at?
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>>67385861
The suicide bomber in the crowd. He's giving the signal.
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>>67385763
everyone went to see peter pan.
instead its robin williams turning into a manchild.
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>>67382804
>The only grimdark superhero movies were Nolan's and Burton's and even then Burton's had plenty of camp.
> only
So 5 of the last 7 batman movies?
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>>67385861
His career is running away
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It's dropping like a rock
>32%
>32%
>32%
>32%
>32%
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>>67385861
>divorce lawyer walking towards him with an alimony agreement
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>>67385763
people were waiting for spielberg to drop the ball for 1/2 a second so they could shit on him, he was a bit of a controversial media figure at this point.
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>>67385147
Because they are terrible writers
The could have just made batman recruit aquaman the flash and wonder woman to stop the kryptonian, it would have gave us epic fights and would have put the base of the jl. This is so simple that a children could have think of it.
> mfw i just find a better plot for BvS just by shitposting in an armenian sausage tasting forum.
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>>67385915
it will rise to 60% when it opens tomorrow don't worry
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Just watched it. It honestly doesn't deserve that score. The editing is shit and many scenes were nonsensical and all over the place. That saying it was much better than Age of Ultron and F4ntastic but I guess that isn't setting the bar very high.
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>>67383036
you have to keep in mind they only saw the theatrical cut of kingdom of heaven
generally considered one of the worst studio rapings of all time
it's actually one his very best movies
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>>67386001
>implying it wont drop to 12% or below
Zack plz
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I think Mall cop is better
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This board is 80% capeshit right now.
Nice place you got here, fags.
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>>67380331

WAKE ME UP
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>>67382980
>Jeremy Irons as Alfred, who mostly just drinks and sighs, which I suppose makes him the audience surrogate

kek
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>>67380728
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>>67383061
>finally Superman is back and he's going to do big business

is he talking about the ad revenue?
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>>67383643
I bet he didn't know about that piss gag when he said this.
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>>67385861
The unjust drone strikes of the US against the one true people in Afghanistan
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>>67383036
>paranormal activity 83%
Triggers me every time.
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>>67380331
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>>67382312
good pasta

narusaku was a 10/10 touch
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>>67382312
>nintoddler
found the root of your problems
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>>67386543
That guy was beyond mad after all these YEARS.

https://vine.co/v/Oe1VvuEEu5g
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>>67382364
reeeee normies out
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>>67380521
S3 was actually kind of my favorite as a kid
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>>67382637
>>67382581
>it isn't 33% bad
33% doesn't mean that the movie's score is 3.3/10, it means 33% of the critics liked it and the rest disliked it, and it fits.
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>>67382312
>>Nintendo halting all Wii U production

Didn't even know that, nice.
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>>67380331
This is getting ridiculous
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>>67383956
The lowered standards critics have gotten on RT only means how BvS is even worse than what was thought.
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>187 / 63 / 97 / 1
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>>67384077
>Iron Man 3 worst
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>>67386656
>almost 100 IPs

wow
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>>67386656
>(You)
>in charge of seeing the Blart dump
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>>67386598
They already said that rumour was baloney.
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>>67384884
Avatar, 2.7bil box office. highest grossing film ever made.

No one talks about it anymore. Had no cultural impact unlike Titanic. The only impact it had was all the 3-D Hollywood craze it came with it.
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>>67382312
>Dark Souls 3 confirmed shit
Wait what?
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>>67386753
it's true
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>>67384418
>mfw Zootopia is three times the movie BvS is
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>>67382312
>>Esdese lost Tatsumi in AgK


>ESDESE DO SOMETHING GODDAMMIT

Those delicious frozen tears.
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>>67387744
BvS getting FOXED
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>>67380331
I know right, Mall Cop should be higher.
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>even The Room and Plan 9 From Outer Space have higher scores than Dawn of JUST
You can't make this shit up
You just can't
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>>67387834
Plebs can't understand Blart.
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>>67386010

It is Citizen Kane compared to any Marvel flick, but what are we going to do
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>>67387960
yea fucking right zack
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>>67387960
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>>67384418
Is Zootopia really that good or is Rotten Tomatoes full of shit?
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>>67388627
It's good, if you're not super hype it's worth just catching when it hits torrents and what not, I would rate it an 8/10 or so.

May 2nd I believe the BR's are out.
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>>67388696
Holy shit thanks Disney
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>>67384173

RUFIO
U
F
I
O
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>>67384317
so, how's your first day going, summer child?
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>>67385763
Mostly
>>67385778
Hook came out in 1991, and Spielberg's recent projects included Indy 3 and The Color Purple.
Hook isn't quite up to those movies, no. So once critics smelled blood, they savaged him.
It's still a comfy movie and a fun story. I like to think Peter grew up, but didn't fully mature until he returned to Neverland; until he could embrace the things he loved as a kid, but also realize that he happiest moments in his life were when his kids were born.
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>>67380331
It gets better.
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>>67388627
Rotten Tomatoes is just run by furries.
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>>67389105
it's reached kino levels
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>>67382312
Problem?
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>>67389105
actually it's considered worse, BvS is at 32% now
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>>67389105
What an insult, an outrageous comparions.

I am disgusted, I think I might even be "triggered".
How dare they

How dare they compare The Room to Batshit vs Supercuck?
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>>67382312
>Sakura lost Naruto
Hall of Anal Devastation
http://imgur.com/a/XKwJ4/all
Never forget
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>>67389210
If Warner Brothers are furries, why didnt they made furry version of DCU. It would make billions.
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Films with the highest ratings show how marketable the film is, since all the reviewers thought it was okay.
Films with medium ratings are split possibly because some people understood it and thought it was brilliant and the others didn't and didn't like it. Or it's just a not very good film.

Terry Gilliam's films generally get half way ratings 'cause as brilliant as they are, films that odd aren't liked by the boring reviewers'. Frozen probably came out with loads of reviewers thinking "It's Disney and the kids seemed to enjoy it, so I rate it okay".
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>>67389343
>ruining animal movies with capeshit

no thx
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>DCucks will never be able to accept that the movie is just fundamentally poorly made and not enjoyable
>Pretending this is based Marvel's fault
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>>67385861
My dubs.
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I invited a girl to watch this with me and now I'm starting to regret it. How do I convince her to do something else instead? What should we do instead? I was thinking of going bowling or seeing if any bars have live music on
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How does one get to be a "top" critic?
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>>67382502

This entire "Leto is so crazy lol" marketing campaign is probably the most retarded shit in the history of movie marketing.
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>>67382312
>Dark Souls 3 confirmed shit.
Until that point i was believing in you...
Dark Souls 3 is gonna rock our world you fucking casual faggot.
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>>67389666
>dark souls isn't casual trash
The souls tards are hilarious and delusional
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DC FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>67382312
>>THE FIRST TRAILER WAS FUCKING AWESOME BUT THEN THIS FUCKING HAPPENS
This movie was designed to be a trailer, stupid.
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Guys I'm fucking shaking. This was supposed to be DC's middle finger at Marvel. How did this fucking happen?
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>audience score was 81% a few hours ago
>now its 79%

AND ITS NOT EVEN FUCKING OUT IN AMERICA
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>>67390030
>dc
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>>67386099
dont know why the movie wasnt called worlds finest desu
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capeshit btfo

the return of mallkino is here
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>>67389551
Be paid to write. Doesn't require any kind of credentials.
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>>67385048
>Doesn't he make a woman drink his piss?
He leaves the cup for her but we don't see her drink it..
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>>67390129
kill yourself
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>>67380331

It's still dropping, 48 hours in and the terrible reviews continue to arrive.

DC fans said it would go up, they said the start was just reviewers who had been bribed, they promised good reviews would start coming in, they promised. Why would they like like that.

At this rate the Solid 40 will be looked back on as the salad days, it will be a memory of heaven.
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>>67389338
>Let me crop and compile 500 different blog posts to prove how autistic other people are.
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>>67382312
>esdeath lost tatsumi
Fucking dropped
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>>67385861
he think he found the gadot tits in the crowd
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>>67385129
>>67384317
>>67389662

the fact that you guys can't detect even the most obvious sarcasm and irony is really quite embarrassing. you might want to consider reading the occasional book.
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its 8.1 at imdb and it still hasnt come out.
this is the time where the movies have inflated ratings. this shit will drop to a low 7 after a week.
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>>67380331
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/batman_vs_superman/reviews-prove-to-be-meaningless-as-batman-v-superman-takes-aim-a132477

Eat shit haters!
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>>67387175
He's just shitposting, game looks fucking awesome so far, it even has the single two best boss fights in the entire franchise
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>>67391426
This, reviews don't mean anything. It'll make a billion dollars anyway.
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>>67382312
For anyone denying that /v/ infested this board and made it their own, here if your fucking proof.
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>>67386691
I know right? I liked Iron Man 3. It's better than Thor 2, that movie sucks.
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>>67391539
>he plays v-video games! and watches movies!
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>>67391473

the OW will be very front loaded though because of fanboys who buy into hype. Same with MoS, which should've broken 300m dom but didn't because of poor word of mouth and reviews.

It'll get close to 1 billion, but I can see an 800-900m WW.
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it's amusing to me that people actually had hope for this movie

how many times must zack the hack trick you people? it's like you all have memory loss
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>>67380331
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>>67391539

>PEOPLE DO MORE THAN JUST WATCH MOVIES OMFG

holy shit no

no

this cant be happening

there are people whose lives don't pathetically revolve around a single hobby and browse more than one board

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>67380687
Marvel movies are shitty from the get go.
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