no more qts 0/10 shit season fuckin dropped edition
Who takes the reigns as top qt now?
>Debbie
>Problem Glasses lady
>One of the other two girls
>Tai
michelle is still 2cute
them eyes man
but really the season is gonna be super shit down the stretch
it always is when the game is decided by evacs
I hope Julie loses enough weight that she becomes island hot but it looks like she really plumped up to survive and thrive on the island.
>>67368625
*julia
I haven't posted in a live thread this season.
What do you people think of my boy Jason?
>>67368699
gonna win the season pretty easy
the edit is too real to ignore
dead season. Fuuuuu
Just saw this scene for the first time.
Spooked me pretty good desu
>mfw this season
Can it get any worse?
>>67368724
Neal is clearly the winner
A "Jason" has never won Survivor
>>67368765
>A "Jason" has never won Survivor
Tyson
>>67368739
Nobody was ever blown the fuck out like her in survivor history. It was much, much more brutal than the whole snakes and rats thing in season 1.
>tfw no boobfu
Why even bother watching?
>>67368699
He's a dick but fun to watch on tv.
Survivor: All Hotties Eliminated First (2016)
>>67368809
It was also well deserved. She'll go down as one of the most despicable players ever.
why does this show always start five minutes before 7?
>>67368820
She was an anti-vaxxer so she's ruined
a season with no waifus left
>>67368833
ponderosa is going to suck
>>67368866
Your clock must be fucked up.
>>67368841
Yea, I was glad to see her taken down multiple pegs.
>>67368760
There's still more evacs coming up
>>67368809
Not aired, but Fairplay spent his entire Jury speech making Lil cry
>>67368402
the black girl
>>67368402
Femcoach. Yeah she's kind of old but you know she'd be crazy as shit in bed.
>>67368820
God damn time to fap
Niel Gottlieb is the sole survivor.
http://www.cbs.com/shows/survivor/video/CQ8_e_H_K1z2mPwdVsX_VIdZQTrMenX1/survivor-kaoh-rong-meet-neal-gottlieb/
>he's also Jewish
>his people are overqualified for games like this
i have a crush on dr obama
>>67368915
>>67368964
>colleen fags
you're waifu a shit
If I wasn't on a different computer, I'd start posting pictures of the only true Survivor waifu, Parvati.
>>67368970
>mfw people on survivor reddit were picking aubrey over the based ice cream assassin
>all this random Nick airtime
bye bitch
also mich goddess is winning
>>67369067
Amanda desu
>all these people throwing like girls
what the flying fuck
>scott
>>67369136
>posts the most unflattering picture of an already unflattering woman
literally pros vs joes rn
>>67369186
I thought scott was supposed to be an nba player????? why is he missing so many shots
>>67369136
>>67369067
Andrea is top waifu
#WINNING
>>67369224
he's a big man
did you think he was gonna be stephen curry? lmao
Say my name
>>67369136
She was hotter in FvF
>>67369224
Scott never made many points in NBA. He was more of a defender.
>>67369224
he was a center known for defending and knocking people around
not shooting
he did much better than I thought he would
>>67369224
>smaller hole than a regulation basket
>smaller ball
>hard interior instead of a net makes it possible to bounce out
>>67369268
>he's a big man
4u
Who's the top boobfu now that Anna is gone?
>>67369223
>>67369136
>her ass being censored all during China
>loses to a gay manlet
felt real bad man
glad we got to see her two more times after that
>>67369317
Joe
>>67369317
Jason
>>67369284
Yeah, even just being a defender, having played in the NBA means he's a better shooter than pretty much any non-NBA player.
>>67369223
>>67369228
>>67369067
>anyone other than deadfu
pls
>>67369317
>now that Anna is gone
don't even remind me
:((((((
>>67369357
Those aren't exactly basketballs and that net isn't exactly 10 feet, brochacho
>>67369409
>brochacho
Kill yourself
>studying communications
fuckin lmao
CUTE
>>67369427
Way ahead of you.
>>67369456
I'd put my cum in her unications
Aubry is savage lmao
man, the brains were the super lovable losers of the first bbb
they are super cancer this time
Dr. Obama literally can not stop being arrogant as shit, and I love it.
Michelle has no business being in Beauty
>>67369517
>tfw we'll never see Spencer and Tasha fight from the bottom again
>>67369517
>she might go drown herself
they're pretty great senpai
>>67369409
>brochacho
>Debbie
>that dark hair
>those green eyes
michelle is cute cute CUTE
which means she's being voted out rip
>STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN
>I'M A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN
>>67368402
This show has never been good. If it was about putting 12 or whatever people on an island, and let them survive, it wouldve been great. Make it survival of the fittest. I'm sick of seeing weak ass contestants winning because they slide inbetween. Also the alliance system is so boring and dull, takes out any skill.
MAKE SOME NOISE!!!!
>>67369517
Debbie's fine and Peter is likable in the Almost Sunny way where he's a piece of shit but thinks he's amazing.
>>67369605
>reference is literally a season old
casual
>>67369665
DESU the show would be a lot better if their lives were on the line.
>>67369665
the social game is important because on an island if people hated you they would just bash your shit in with a rock
>wait what was the question?
LMAO
>Don't lie
Woah...so this is the forbidden FBI technique...!
Watch your back Obama
Obama gonna get impeached
>>67369730
Yeah but its not even about that anymore, they just lie to each other because they know there's a money reward at the end. You'd never think like that in a real survivor scenario. They should just keep it so the weakest link would get kicked out, that how it would work. Dead meat usually gets thrown out.
>FBI interrogating Obama
we treason now boys
>we want Scot to make the merge: the challenge
>thought we were getting a good ass shot but it was just Tai
>300 lb guy launching himself off your back
ouch
Anyone else having a raging hard on for Cydney?
Why are le tattoo man's nipples so red?
what the fuck are they doing
I would be swinging that thing up like a baseball bat to a pinata to get those blocks out
>>67369964
is she the social media one?
>>67369965
>le tattoo man
Which one?
Which brings up the question, why so many tattoos this season?
Punished Joe
>>67370021
the one who looks like trailer trash who was bullying blondie
>>67370014
The chocolate goddess
>>67369964
one of the few dark chocolates I would berry
Nobama raging hard
>losing when you have an nba player in a 'le height wins' competition
lmao, just lmao
OBAMA SMASH
>>67370079
They had a turbo manlet tho, so things balanced themselves out
>that chocolate thighfu jiggle
I will probably cry if queen Aubry goes
Hey Cortana, find my katydid video
>hack snyder
>a decent 40
>>67370062
oh then definitely yes
Calling a Joe med evac right now
I'm actually cheering for Peter to get rid of either Joe or Aubry. This edit makes me worry though.
>you take the trouble out
Scary old man
>>67370192
He's right, though. Peter can't be trusted.
>>67369317
Aubry
>>67370116
I only see that happening if Joe gets evacuated. Even assuming Peter gets what he wants, Peter has been against Joe for a long while now.
FBI blew it
>>67370251
He was a big guy
Who here /attractedtoaubrey/
>I want to keep Tai because I want the chicken
What did he mean by this?
>>67370282
do you also have a thing for Kristen Schaal?
>>67370335
>that voice
No
>>67370282
Good lord, what has the exit of all the real qts done to you?
>>67370306
He said Vietnamese Chicken, which I assume is what he makes when cooking the chicken.
>>67370335
Nah family
>>67370306
he promised to cook some kind of thai chicken if they keep him
Holy kek that height difference
>it's another asian manlet bends over and watches his ally go home episode
it's getting pretty stale desu senpaitachi
If Peter were smart, he'd try to convince the other 3 to vote Joe.
>>67370306
It's slang for his dick obviously
>>67370350
I mean, s-she's got that bitchy dominant vibe andit's turning me on
>>67370416
Peter has spent the entire episode proving he isn't smart
>>67370387
????? It's just a 3 inch difference...
>>67370282
Hell yeah
>>67370350
Desperate times, friend
>>67370460
I want to keep any little bit of eye candy this season has but Peter is too much of a trainwreck for me to want him gone.
Why is he only asking the women if they're confused?
>the last decent looking girl is voted out
>everyone left is fuck ugly
how did Obama take time off for this shit?
Aubrey a shit, she gone soon.
>this postmodern strategy at tribal nonsense
STOP
>>67370554
but for real tho he's the kind of fag who'd do a celebrity survivor or get on dancing with the stars or something in a few years
>stick to plan 3B ;)
JOE FLIPPED AND VOTED FOR PETER
EDIT IS SO FUCKING OBVIOUS
>>67370554
Lots of Survivor contestants have actually been laid off/fired right before they leave for the show. But they still get to keep their original job title.
Not saying that's the case with Peter.
BASED JOE
#SAVETHEQTS
>>67370583
V O T I N G
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B L O C K S
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#IMPEACHED
>>67370615
CALLED IT
HA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THE STRIKE-THROUGH JULIA
JK PETER
FUCKING REKT
IMPEACHED
>>67370643
Stop trying to give me PTSD
>literally crossed out
wew
Finally, a QT doesn't go home.
THANKS OBAMA
now do it to hillary
>>67370653
Aubry flipped, fool
bye omamba
>>67370661
>>67370694
the editors definitely got a boner from that misdirect potential
>>67370615
>>67370653
>(You)
>>67370700
wait what? you sure? shit..
I thought this season was going to have like 3 medivacs
when are the rest of the people dying?
>>67370745
well yes, those were both me... whats your point?
>>67370777
Pretty soon now that they no longer have Obamacare.
>>67370777
>two people die at the final immunity challenge
>back to the classic two-person FTC
thanks obama
>>67370777
it's literally only half over
MERGE
>Scott
>Jason
>Cydney
>Tai
>Audrey
That's my core 5 right there. Think they'll pull others in and go all the way?
do they have anyone close to as based as pic related?
if not its not worth waching
>>67370777
Burnett in an interview
>Last season, we had three evacuations, the most ever in a season. It was the humidity, cuts, people getting infected and then trying so hard on the challenges.
It's possible that they consider Liz in that count, because she was rushed back to the states after her vote out with some seriously bad staph infections.
The preview has a night-time evacuation which most people think isTai because of his leg wounds
>>67370966
Last episode they showed Joe with a finger injury, and this week with the head wound. I bet he'll get an infection and have to be pulled.
>>67370939
Jason is trying his hardest, it's probably worth starting from the beginning this season just for him.
>>67370801
ayy
>I'd like to see a woman win this game
Rob is such a cuck. The only interesting characters left are men.
>>67369638
>>67369646
I hated that.
He was right but she can't stomach the facts.
1. amanda
2. courtney
3. parvati
4. amber
5. hasselbeck
6. jenna
7. brenda
8. colleen
9. stephanie
10. danielle dilorenzo
>>67372813
I agreed that he handled that pretty badly but given how she said "I'd never let a man talk to me like that at home" I'm guessing she would have bitched regardless of how he said it
one year til the return of the new boobfu
>>67373281
>jenna
borneo, amazon?
>>67373620
jena morasca
she won amazon and had to quit all-stars to go home to her sick mom
>>67373281
>skeletor and manface above Goddess Parvati
What do you guys think, did Alecia get a Returning Player edit?
>>67374490
all the parvati seasons in the megapack i just downloaded are shite quality ;_;
>>67373281
Who is the best forgotten/early boot qt?
I vote Dolly
>>67374840
misty without a doubt
>>67374840
>>67375750
haha
michelle is a strong independent woman who doesnt need to be carried, bros
Colleen was the cutest. Parvati looks like Milla Jovovich's uglier cousin and seemed like a cunt. Amanda had a two-face--hot sometimes, not so hot others (like in almost every photo of her)...great lips and tits though.
>>67376015
parv gave off those femdom vibes tho
>>67369223
>>67369136
best grl tbqh
>>67376216
Cast her as Wonder Woman already
>>67376216
i love how she always looked stoned
>>67376216
she wore the buff better than anyone
>>67368796
Comparing them is a big stretch. Tyson was also charming and funny with his competition, plus he toned it down a ton for the season he won.
>>67375336
Misty was adorable
Her sticking around is the only thing that could have made Panama better
>>67368841
Not at all, by any means. That douce who ended up beating her actually is, though.
>>67368765
Neal is too invisible to win.
This season is tough, I don't think it's really obvious from the edit. Debbie, Tai and Jason are all top 6 but none of them jump out at me as a winners edit
![untitled[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/QtYIjXj.png "untitled[1].png")
>>67376216
>tfw I will never be Coby chilling in a bed trying to concentrate on a movie as amanda man handles some other cunt for a clue
>>67376660
one of the greatest moments of all time
>>67376660
its danielle dilornezo, see >>67376414
Remember when that Smash player was on survivor?
He was cool.
>>67370939
lol yeah right. that guy sucked, he was/is incapable of winning and makes for bad television.
>>67376935
yeah, like I said, a cunt.
>>67374583
Yes. Jeff likes her, she was memorable and likable, and they seem to have a harder time finding female castaways worth bringing back. Plus these days they'll bring back anyone.
>>67376991
Nah he came off poorly on the show.
>>67377285
>>67377633
fucking coby, man
would you watch an all survivor cast on big brother?
>>67377755
>>67378376
I'm going through old seasons with my wife. Colby is her #1 so far, Ethan Zohn is her #2.
>>67368841
Why? Because she broke her trust and vote out alliance member? Isn't this point of the game and why it's so fun to watch it. If anyone is despicable is Brenda, demanding Dwan to take out her teeth. bitch
>>67378719
>brenda forms an alliance with dawn
>dawn has a "dire" emergency, losing her cosmetic teeth, and brenda goes out of her way to help dawn
>it clearly means a fucking lot to dawn
>dawn votes out brenda despite the bond they built
>in the final tribal brenda asks dawn if it was all a ploy, if it didn't mean anything at all, and if it didn't, brenda asks dawn to take her teeth out right now
it was 100% justice
all dawn had to do was remove her teeth all nonchalant and brenda would have seemed like a huge tool
instead dawn proved brenda's point by trying to avoid removing them, showing how big of a deal it was that brenda helped dawn during the game and how two-faced dawn was
it essentially destroyed dawn's persona as that trustworthy motherly figure, ruining any chance she had at winning that game
goddamn what a great final tribal
>>67369665
even if you somehow managed to protect yourself from legal liability to do that, you really think the cameramen are just going to let them die?
gnight
>>67379128
adorable
>>67378922
You're an idiot. People betray allies all the time, but Dawn unfairly got more shit for it just because it felt more brutal coming from a sweet motherly woman like her. She didn't do anything tons of others haven't done but got more flack for it simply due to actually being known as a nice person in general. As to her being reluctant to take her teeth out, she lost them in a traumatic accident and was super self-conscious about being seen without them, especially to millions of tv viewers. That final tribal was awful, considering we ended up with the worst winner of all time.
>>67379376
>As to her being reluctant to take her teeth out, she lost them in a traumatic accident and was super self-conscious about being seen without them
which is exactly why brenda helping her was such a big deal
typically when you ask a favor of someone they ask for at least your loyalty in return
this isn't big brother, rarely do habitual liars and people devoid of morals do well, and when they do they are incredibly well put together liars who are great at coercion
dawn had very little of that, and what she had was based around that motherly role she assumed
and when she betrayed that, she ruined any and all chances she had at winning
in conclusion, you're the idiot who fails to see the purpose of brenda being "a big meanie"
![Amber+Brkich+Maxim+Magazine+Presents+Fantasy+vbR9_SCtFYZl[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SqWwDHF.jpg "Amber+Brkich+Maxim+Magazine+Presents+Fantasy+vbR9_SCtFYZl[1].jpg")
amber undisputed best girl
>>67380231
go to bed, rob
>>67374840
>>67378376
Do we have any other pics of Colby ignoring beautiful women?
For some reason this is cracking me up
