I see you have three boxes of condoms.
You got a big afternoon planned?
>>67364151
based Hansen will save us from the pedo scum.
>>67364502
for free?
>>67364151
14? man she said she was 18
considering i have only ever owned like twelve condoms in my life and only used 3 with two of those to practice putting on and off my dick i would say you are confused
>>67364581
Come on, anon, she says right here in the chatlog that she's 14.
im sorry sir but i brought no rubbers
There for you Chris handsome ;)
I was on my way to the beach and came here for directions
I just came by to tell her I wasn't coming
>>67364587
>two of those to practice putting on and off my dick
I can understand practicing with one, but why did you even need to try with a second one?
>>67366200
Wait, so you were gonna come herrrre
to tell herrrrr
That you weren't gonna be here today?
>>67364151
Big 4u
>>67365795
I was having a party, anyone could have been on my computer.
>>67366250
to see that the first one wasn't a fluke, duh
>tfw I only masturbate whilst wearing condoms because I got a box of about 300 of them from a friend as a "joke"
The 2 cases of Mike's Hard Lemonade are just for me, Chris. I just wanted to chill out with her and watch Cosby reruns.
>>67364151
Who doesn't like balloon animals?
Am I free to go?
>>67366999
Trips wasted on a shit drink is your real crime
>>67367166
Well I'm a pedophile so clearly my taste in drinks are as refined as my taste in sexual partners.
>>67367231
Reported to the FBI
>You wanna finish your cookie, or could I ask you some questions?
>You know what? I don't want this cookie.
>proceeds to slip on stairs
>>67364151
twas all a ruse to meet you Chris!
>>67367262
But I'm merely pretending for the purpose of this thread. This is entrapment!
Did they every catch a female predator on this show?
>>67367366
Explain that to your cellmate
THERE FOR MY WIFES SON OK
>tfw you got your mikes hard lemonade and some mcdonalds and she invites you in for a dip in the spa
>wearing condoms
Enjoy your unpassionate, feelless "sex"lmao >2016 >not busting deep loads into raw pussy
>>67366702
10/10
read it in his voice
>>67367504
Will either your wife or her son be joining us tonight?
This show needs to come back. There's nothing funnier than based Hansen wrecking pedos.
>>67364502
>Save us from the pedo scum
>By running illegal honey pot operations and letting pedos get off scott free
>By teaching pedos to be more cautious when they diddle kids
>"Damn, I'm so glad the court threw my case out because a TV personality baited me, a sick person into a situation I otherwise would not have pursued, guess it's back to raping my neighbours 1 year old since she can't tell the cops" -every pedophile on To Catch a Predator
>>67367891
This.
