Name a good film where nobody dies.
Napoleon Dynamite
Solaris
American Psycho
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
>>67361291
In fact almost every tarkovsky film.
Birdman
Schindler's List
>>67361310
wew
John Wick
>>67361354
[spoilers]the open ending tho[/spoilers]
>>67361239
The matrix
>>67361414this idiot types out the spoiler tagsdidyoulearnto4chanyet???
Bottle rocket
>>67361569
There are a lot of people who die in the Matrix, the white haired girl and the asian tall guy, Sypher dies too
>>67361818
> Sypher
The Lego Movie
>>67361569
Um, did you forget Cyrus blasting Tank and Blazer?
How about Her? I liked the movie up until the ending.
Sideways
>>67361239
Monsters, Inc.
Inside Out
Midnight in Paris
The Breakfast Club
>>67361239
A lot of documentary films.
>>67362776
Some french dude gets beheaded at the end
Zootopia.
Mighty Ducks
>>67361414
if he fell what was she looking at?
>>67361239
Inland Empire
>>67362822
not to mention that theatre shooting YIKES
>>67362998
His soul ascending to heaven or hell or whatever. I don't know if he touched any little boys in his life.
Ratatouille
>>67362951
>film
>>67361291
spoilers
>>67361310
I kek'd
>>67361239
The man from earth
Lost in translation
>>67361239
Batman and Robin
Warrior
>>67363232
Not true for The Man From Earth
>>67363488
Who dies?
Home Alone
ET
>>67363507His psychologist son
The Breakfast Club
>>67361239
Back to the future
>>67363538
U sure? I think he only got a stroke, it isn't said hes dead.
Or i don't remmember well
>>67363606His gf says something along the lines of "first time you've seen a child of yours die?"
>>67363557
Get of the wi-fi mom your slowing my downloads
Ghostbusters.
>>67361310
Technically no one dies
Terminal.
Slacker
No Country for Old Men
Dr. Strangelove
Saving Private Ryan
>>67363875
Epic
>>67363875
>No Country for Old Men
>those wetbacks
>Josh Brolin
Fuck off, dicklipped faggot.
>>67363941
oh ok, you can take that one off the list then
>>67363875
Kek Dr Strangelove
Literally almost everyone earth dies
Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
Metropolis
Oh shit The Graduate duh
>>67361239
The Truman Show
Adaptation
Click
>>67364164
His dad died.
A room for romeo brass.
Rodger Dodger
The Truman Show
>>67361239
Charlie kauffman scripts by the way.
Batman Vs Superman
wait....wait no nevermind
>>67361239
Clerks 2
>>67364291
Snyder's career dies in that one
>>67364216
>implying
Christof brings his dad back once he realized Truman is going off the deep end and needs something good to happen
Whiplash
>>67364404
Died and brought back to life. He still died.
>>67364558
I'll chew on your fucking dick, take it back
Toy Story.
>>67364558
not really though. We see the "death" in a flashback cut away but in its tv show format.
Which means you know he didn't really die. And he isn't really drowning as you watch.
You even see scuba teams giving him oxygen at one point.
>>67362774
>Randal
>bing-bong
>>67364845
He died from Truman's point of view.
>>67361273
FPBP
>>67364830
Sid killed that one toy
12 Angry Men
>>67364929
So movie deaths now count if the protagonist thinks a character died?
>>67363875
>what about Major Kong?!
>>67364942
Toy Story 2?
>>67361239
Glengarry Glen Ross
>>67365004
Yes.
>>67365022
Didn't stinky Pete die?
>>67365089
Nigga I hate you
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
>>67364993
This.
>Oh brother, were art thou
>TechnicallyMoonalso counts
>>67365091
He just got STACIED
>>67365091
No, but he got trapped with the loli and her Barbie.
The Hobbit: Battle of Five armies
Robin Hood men in tights
Spartacus
Just to name a few
>>67361239My Dinner with Andre
>>67364929
that is not the same as dying for real
You'd have some room to maneuver your argument if the film played off his death as legit at any point but it never does.
Its just another fabricated life scene like all the rest
Poor Little White Boy
>>67365220
His ass was killed in that one.
>>67365105
>>67365171
OP didn't mention anything about dying "for real". If the death can be argued for in any way, it counts.
Saving Private Ryan
The Nazis aren't people, they're demons.
>>67364318
they leave work to go to a funeral
>>67365492
That's the first one
the hateful 8
Social Network
>>67361239
Mean Girls
>>67364496
The dude committed suicide
>>67364496
The Teacher's career is dead
Guardians of the Galaxy
>>67361239
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Raging Bull
Annie Hall
The Big Lebowski
>>67366059
Donnie died in the big lebow
>>67361239
The big lebowski
>>67366196
Oh, yeah, forgot all about that. The other movies still count, though.
>>67366059
>>67366227
>>67366196
AH FUCK
YOUR RIGHT
SHIT
SHIT
i didnt even bother looking at the two post above me
>>67366011
[spoilers]mom died[/spoilers]
Boy in Striped Pajamas
I mean no actual human beings die.
>>67361239
Glengarry Glen Ross
>>67363020
lol
>>67364164
>>67364216
>>67364404
>>67364558
>>67364845
>>67364929
>>67365171
>>67365004
>>67365089
this is the stupidest conversation i've seen on /tv/, congrats
>>67366544
I was going to say The Iron Giant, but then I remembered that a deer is shot by hunters or something. I'm pretty sure that happened I don't remember exactly.
Most good comedies
Most good romantic films
Most good sports films
Ruby Sparks
The Fountain(she didn't die, her spirit went into that tree, fight me faggots)
Hot Fuzz
Rocky
Terminator 2
>>67366696
He killed some Mayans and a couple of his men were killed by the mayans. Pleb.
>>67366834
Not the good ones
>>67365132
>>Oh brother, were art thou
John Goodman died, and we don't know how many died in the flood.
>>67363163
ehm, napoleon dynamite is true kino, I think it counts
Good Will Hunting
>>67361239
Sideways
>>67361273
Came to post this
Also
>meet the parents
>stuart little
>cats and dogs
>Scooby doo
>grind
>finding nemo
>toy story 1,2, and 3
>small soldiers (toy deaths don't count)
>office space
>fantasia
>that mark wahlberg football one
>my dog skip (dog deaths don't count)
Could keep naming countless kids movies but that's easy
>>67361339
But it's implied that Cameron later gets murdered by his dad.
>>67362681
Untrue. Watch when cloud cuco land gets invaded and the golfball crashes through. It flattens I think a mummy or some character. Directors point it out in the commentary
>>67363591
Anon what, doc dies, all the old people in 1955 die, if we're talking part 2 his dad dies, more old people die, Clint Eastwood kills people in the movie Biffs watching, in 3 the sheriff dies (off screen) and doc dies again.
>>67369663
>Fantasia
The Rite of Spring sequence has the highest death count of probably any Disney film.
>>67365839
>movie ends with 3 girls getting run over by a bus
Wasn't there some dead chick mentioned as well?
Paris, Texas
>>67369943
Will have to rewatch
>>67369663
>finding nemo
The mom dies at the beginning
>toy story 1
Combat Carl
>>67370131
Nemo I thought that the second I hit post, but toys don't count do they? Only things that are alive all the time
Lost in Translation
>>67370028
It's animals, but nonetheless. The Stegosaurus bleeds to death onscreen, then all the dinosaurs go extinct. You've also got Chernabog doing frankly horrible things to his demons.
>>67361239
I don't think anyone dies in jay and silent Bob strike back
