>Excuse me. Where is your mandatory date?
>yfw you take your little sister to the movies because no gf
>>67354254
>little sister looks too young
>cops are called
test
>>67354306
>moms too old
>cops are called on her
>>67354196
>"S-she's in the showers."
How does /TV/ get past the penis inspections?
>>67356729
Pretend to be a trap
>>67356729
I know the inspector at my theater. I throw a couple crab legs his way and I don't have to deal with inspections. Networking is so important.
I'm from /pol/ so I don't actually talk to women.
>>67354196
>visiting a cinema with a no singles policy
I have a cinema near me which doesn't have a no singles policy. The shootings aren't too bad once you are used to them.
>>67354196
Talking to me right now
*pats the seat at my side*
*unzips dick*
Whats up with cinemas with no WiFi?
what am i a prisoner?
>not calling your falcon and saying you're into bestiality to scare the usher away
Did you not see mybunny?
>go to the theater to watch Batman vs Superman in 3D
>The cashier tells me there's no more tickets for the presentation in 3D but I can watch it in 2D
>"Ok then I'll watch it in 2D"
>during the movie, I hear gunshots coming from the room where the 3D movie is being shown
>I laugh hard, I got my life spared only because the cashier didn't have more 3D tickets
