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Ebert's literal successor gives it two thumbs up. Marveldrones
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Ebert's literal successor gives it two thumbs up.

Marveldrones on suicide watch.
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desperate dc drones

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>>67347004
>marvelshill still pushing this meme
just give it up, no one cares about your paid reviewers
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lol

Even the good reviews mention how it's shitty. WTF?
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Ebert's successor is Matt Zoller Seitz
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>>67346955
ITT movies better than BvS
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>>67347004
I dont get how anyone would believe the number on a website,

I mean, the rivals of DC include thousands of Fox, Marvel employees etc and many, many, MANY marvel fanboys who hate DC.

All it takes is for a few of these haters, trolls, shills or marvelfags to go on and give a bad review and fuck up the score. Especially now considering nobody has really seen it, you can easily get these marvelfags who go on and fuck up the score which makes it look bad.
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>>67346955

He also managed to review it without relying on 'it wasn't fun'. Overall, I'm surprised at how polarising this movie is. You've got to wonder who greenlit a movie like this.
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>>67347070
i know right the critics and the masses are just too dumb to truly appreciate capekino

dc bros unite
*brofist*
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>>67347070
its just shitposting, have you seen the catalog? Its a BvS RT score echochamber
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>>67346955

No, you fucking cunt. You fucking capeshit cunts should fucking hang yourselves from a steel beam with a kevlar rope, jesus h. clusterfuck I fucking hate capeshit and the mancunts who read comic books because they're autistic as all fuck, this world needs thirty goddamn nukes thrown at it by a fucking nuke-throwing satellite of some kind
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>>67347061
Dude tell me if BvS has a motorcycle helicopter explosion scene and I'll tell you which flick is better
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>>67346955
Roeper isn't Ebert's successor, though.

>two thumbs up
He doesn't do thumbs up. He gave it three stars. He also had this to say:

>About a half-hour into “Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice,” I was starting to feel this could be one of the best superhero movies of the last 20 years.
>Alas, we go from spectacular to solid, from great to good.
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>>67347143
it doesn't
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>>67347070
BvS just isn't very good.
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>>67347164

To be fair, it's as expected. As soon as the conflict gets opened out, it becomes too broad for a director like Zack Snyder. It just seems to be getting lambasted for something that basically goes with the territory of movies that seek to act as a jumping-off point for sequels.
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>>67347033

One of the "fresh" views outright says it is not a good movie. How this is a fresh review, no one knows.
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>>67347222
Maybe they should have focused on making a good movie, then, and not a "jumping-off point for sequels."
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>>67347070
A nobody can't provide a "critic review".

An in aggregate its not good. It's really not that complicated. Numbers don't lie. Only thing is that the percentage isn't a proportion of how good it is necessarily, just of how many good reviews it had.

Last I saw a "2 stars" is considered rotten. Has to be above 60% or something. So a lot of reviewers are saying its middling.
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>>67347140
you sound like a mature, well-adjusted man. good on you
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>>67347373
>2k2x2x4
>taking the bait
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>>67346955
The amount of dccuck swlf delusion in this thread is amazing. Keep moving those goalposts while keeping your fingers in your ears guys.surely the nightmare will be over soon
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>>67346955
>literal successor
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>>67346955
To be fair, he likes the prequels.
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since when the fuck did /tv/ become /v/?

since when the fuck did people actually care about rotten tomatoes?

what the fuck is wrong with you people? for fuck's sake.
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>>67347718
If rotten tomatoes liked it, you'd be posting the score going "IN YOUR FACE MARVELKEKS."
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>>67346955
>YFW 37%
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>>67347256

I agree, but that's obviously not what WB had in mind. I think they basically set Snyder up to fail by giving him a movie that was always going to struggle, hence the embargo. It's probable that the execs will want to move on regardless, and just swallow making back the budget for this movie, hoping that they can now branch out.

But even then, I haven't seen it so I can't really comment on the quality of the movie.
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