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this kills the capekino
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>>67343909
It's probably shit, but you can tell Marvel bought off reviewers. There's no way this is that much worse than Thor 2 or Iron Man 2.
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JUST
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>>67343931
1st reply is a DCfag in denial
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>>67343980
fuck, I loved Wolverine
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>>67343981
I already said it's shit, dumbass. All capeshit is trash as far as I'm concerned.
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>>67343931
Ive seen it. I liked it it was better alot of the shit marvel shits out
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why is it so hard for DC to make good movies?

God I hope suicide squad isnt another flop
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>>67343981
To be honest I find it super funny that DC is paying people to specifically sandbag Thor 2 and Iron Man 2 completely out of the blue and act like they're totally genuine. Good job fellas you got us
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Well the trailers were pretty shit. I am not going to see this in theaters. Can't wait for Civil War. Maybe gonna see Apocalypse too not sure. Anyway Marvel won as predicted.
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>>67343981
>brand loyalty

Kill yourself.
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>>67344033
The trailers for Civil War also look like shit.
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>>67344012
Hahahaha
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>>67344028
>comparing capeshit to other capeshit is out of the blue

ayyyy
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>>67344011
You mean The Wolverine and not Origins Wolverine anon.
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>>67344057
Not liking something because it's popular doesn't make you any edgier
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>>67343909
jesus christ
a few hours ago it was at 43%
how low can it go?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYH7_GzP4Tg
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>>67344104
Civil War just looks like a kids movie.
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I don't understand why critics are allowed to see the movie first, and then shove their opinions down the public's throats before they get the chance to make up their own minds.

If you want to write a review, do it like everyone else: AFTER the movie's released (y'know, what "RE-view" is supposed to mean).
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>>67344104
he is right though
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???
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>>67344131

Capeshit is all kids movies anon.
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>>67344104
Civil war looks like a TV movie with a bigger budget
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>>67344237
gotta love imdb ratings
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>>67344237
IMDb is just a bunch of DC fags voting 10 weeks before they have even seen the film.
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>>67344275
Just stop, you're embarrassing yourself :^)
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>>67344282
>>67344285
Ayyyy
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>>67344331
>Giving fucking mainstream capshit garbage a full score
Build wall
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>>67344331
Mexicans
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>>67343909
Redditors are literally going insane.
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>>67344403
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>>67344403
wtf is wrong with these people
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This can't be happening...
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>>67344403
>A SECOND FRESH REVIEW!
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>>67344260

Not DC. DC is dark.
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>>67344403
>>67344412

Is everyone on reddit an autist?
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>>67344403
You guys think this shit would've been going on had the Internet been up to this point when Schumacher's Batman and Robin came out?
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>>67344403
My fucking sides
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>>67344456
Yes.
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>>67344468
No because there was actual hype for BvS.
Pretty much everyone knew Batman and Robin would be shit even before it came out.
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>>67344282
>gotta love imdb ratings
I did my part, a 1.
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>>67344330
Don't tell me what to do faggot, go suck Mickey mouses cock some more why don't you?
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Reminder for all DCucks.
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>>67343909
this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGaNYTN2hvQ
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>>67344190
But anon, how would they show off their special movie critic status if they have to post their reviews at the same time as all the plebs?
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Just imagine if they put the same budget towards a gritty, rated R batman movie with a new villain from the comics that hasn't been featured yet.

God damn what a waste.
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>>67344442
Then maybe DC should turn the fucking light on or it'll die alone in its own darkness.
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>>67344579
Tfw no R rated live action Killing Joke cinema piece
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>>67344579
They are probably going to rush that Batman solo movie now in hopes of saving this.
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>>67344403
/tv/ was literally doing the same thing yesterday
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>>67344579
>there will never be an R rated Batman movie with Hush as the main villain
just fuck my shit up senpai
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>>67344024
>directed by Zack Snyder
That's why
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>>67344579
There is one thing that I don't get. Why not make a 1:1 adaptation of The Dark Knight Returns?. Snyder can certainly make carbon copies of comics, but not much else.
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>>67344543

>voting democrat
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>>67344057
Keep telling this to urself, senpai.
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>>67344579

>gritty, rated R batman movie

holy shit this board is fucking pathetic

you capeshit faggots never fail to make me laugh
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>>67344662
Would rather see gritty capeshit than faggy capeshit.
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>>67344024
Snyder
He had an Oscar winning writer with BvS and he still made this.
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>>67344644
>Why not make a 1:1 adaptation of The Dark Knight Returns?.

For unknown reasons WB has never done a 1:1 adaptation of any Classic DC comic.
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>>67344579

Why it always has to be Batman with DC? Is everyone else just a fucking waste of time?

I mean Marvel might have some shitty movies on the bunch, but they have featured a lot of characters on movies with success. Fucking Ant Man got a movie..
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>>67343909
I saw an early screening and the rt score makes no sense. It's way better than rotten tomatoes would suggest
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>>67344331
Totally honest opinion.
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>>67344631
Man, fuck that shit.

Make a Batman movie that's like The Brave and The Bold.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYzmXUikaEc
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Chris Stuckmann: C+

https://youtu.be/JoDGX0b5lzo
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>>67344403
Jesus fuck this is 9gag-tier
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>>67344683
Oh fuck that's right, they had to bring Terrio in to doctor the script. Even then, Affleck was still rewriting it on set. Jesus fucking Christ, how bad was the script when they originally went into production?
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>>67344710

>kneel before KING Super Man

Would watch desu senpai
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>Is everyone else just a fucking waste of time?

Pretty much, yes.
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>>67344456
Yes they are

LIKE US
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>>67343909
>this kills the capekino

this is a good feel, one that I won't forget
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>>67344601
Nigga I think we are getting animated killing joke with mark hammil
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>>67344403
>A SECOND FRESH REVIEW!
aaaaaah the shills
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>>67343931

i dont think marvel paid off anyone but a lot of the critics were decided on it before even seeing it and half of it is "not muh"

it will most likely be shit but if its supposed to be that much worse than the shitshow that was thor 2 then it would need to be even worse than batman & robin
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>>67344710
This is fucking quality.
When did we forget that superheroes are meant to be for kids?
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This is what film has come to. A bunch of people arguing about a number on a Malaysian cricket board
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>>67344052
Look who's talking.
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>>67343931
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>>67344981
>no u

Where did I indicate anything that would validate this stupid reply? Kill yourself.
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>>67343931
>but you can tell Marvel bought off reviewers
Why, because you can't handle these scores? or these doubles
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>>67345019
Stay mad, Snyder.
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>>67344414
Just typical capefags.
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>>67343909
shame that it will make 1 billion at box office
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>>67343980
Oh my god ahahahahahahahaha

there's no fucking way this is worse than X-Men Origins Wolverine, that movie was absolute schlock. Seriously how fucking bad is this Batman v Superman movie that it's getting compared to X-Men Origins Wolverine?
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I wish RT and /tv/ would tell some of you to stop breathing. This board is full of children
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>>67343909
Snyder's highest rated film is Dawn of the Dead at 75% and it all goes down from there.
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if this at least does decently at the box office can we have a batfleck movie thats directed by affleck? that would actually be cool
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>>67345089
It's not that it's bad per se.
It's just the espectations were way higher than what we got.
Trailers and such made it look like some kind of deep movie, and all that thing about gods among humanity, when it's actually just an average superhero movie with a bunch of unsubtle biblical references.
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>>67345089
>there's no fucking way this is worse than X-Men Origins Wolverine
But you have not seen it yet.
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i guess we know now why there was an embargo
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>>67345050
and yet it won't even break even at 1b
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The reveal that Batman becomes a new Joker and wears his mother's dress was way over the top.

This is not my Batman.

I almost walked out at that point.
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>>67343909
The funny thing is that warner brothers owns rotten tomatoes
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What did she mean by this?
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>>67343980
>you now realise Marvel Studios is the only studio to not have a shitty film

Feels good to be part of the MARVster race
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>>67345194
Ehh, it has Thor ones, but those are just forgettable.
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>>67345194
>thor
>thor 2
>iron man 2
>avengers AoU
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>>67345178
>expecting a woman to understand high test movie
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>>67345033
I'll check those.
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>>67345252
BvS it's actually pretty homo familia
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>>67345178
Film is fucking dead.
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>>67344936
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>>67343909
>op doesn't understand what kino means
If it was mass entertainment it wouldn't be kino. Such is the price of beauty.
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>>67345228
Iron Man 2 is shitty, but the other three are more "meh".
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>>67345178
This is what I hate about reviewers. They always sound pretentious as fuck. I can picture this twat sitting with a thesaurus literally trying to sound smart.
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>>67345178

BvS confirmed for high test kino
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>>67345353
>pretentious
>she literally says the movie is just no fun

either you are 12 or you don't know how to read complex words
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>>67345400
>with a mondo-operatic climax and a final shot infused with quivering, exhilarating molecules of grace.

Only faggots who are desperate to sound smart talk like that. She's clearly trying really hard.
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>>67345499
>molecules of grace
Lol, what does that even mean?
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Fuck this faggot echo chamber I've already ordered my third viewing ticket.
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>>67345178
>art has to be fun

These people need a bullet to the forehead.
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>>67345400
>implying she used any "complex words" and not ones that just sound smart.
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>>67345523
You either have grace, or you don't
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>>67345542
Oh don't worry. I have molecules of it.
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>>67343931
I don't think they bought off reviewers, but I think they set a standard on capemovies, that it is supposed to be fun and silly, not dark and gritty like DC likes to do. Deadpool also did well because it is fun despite the R rating. Superman just doesn't work in a dark movie, his costume and powers are to silly and unrealistic. Captain America and Batman works in darker settings however, because they can make them look less like superheroes and more like agents and stuff.
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>>67345042
You are a fucking moron wow
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>>67344033
Trailers for Civil Was look awful. (Though I suspect the movie is probably decent , they are just bad trailers)

X men looks like a made for TV movie
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>>67345133
It's already confirmed, DC is not gonna just give up, too late now. People have been saying that they're going to push his solo movie ahead instead of JL to give it some time, there's no way they're keeping Snyder after this
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Who enjoys super hero movies here?

They're pretty good after a long week of work
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>>67345178
>final shot infused with 'quivring, exhilarating molecules of grace.'

If my high school english teacher saw me write something like that he would laugh in my fucking face.

Jesus fucking Christ what an obnoxious sentence
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>>67344403
>>67344412
and they call 4chan a site for degenerates
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>>67345583
go to work already, wagie
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>>67344442
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>>67345626

Cunt its wednesday night here
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>>67345580

depends. if it makes a shitzillion dollars they wont care if critics rip it apart
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>>67344412
>tfw because of its wide release, Batman v Superman still wouldn't qualify for a Certified Fresh Rating with that number of reviews.
Even when it's rigged, it can't win.
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>>67344403
what the living fuck
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>>67344403
Love how he felt the need to point out he is an atheist.
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>>67345400
'complex words' like what? molecule?

You're a fucking nigger
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>>67344422
I'm in charge here
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Did anyone seriously think this was going to be any good at all? Let's go through all the reasons why this movie has looked like shit since it was first announced

-Zach Snyder has only made one decent movie 12 years ago
-The last Superman movie, directed by Zach Snyder, is probably the worst in franchise history
-Ben Affleck is a horrible choice for Batman
-Going from the gritty realism of the Nolan trilogy to this cartoon bullshit is jarring as fuck
-Wonder Woman shoehorned in for absolutely no reason
-Doomsday looks like shit
-The audience is supposed to believe that Jesse Eisenberg is intimidating

Anyone who still believed this had a remote chance at being good after the second trailer deserves to feel like a moron. The capeshit bubble is about to burst.
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I refuse to believe is worse than mos
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>>67344412
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>>67344728
It's slightly possible the script was better. Not saying it was gonna be the dawn of capekino, just that when you get a lot of hands fucking with one script, the film tends to lose artistic direction.
In my mind garbage with artistic direction is better than slightly garbage without artistic direction (see the metal gear series)
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>>67345922
>The capeshit bubble is about to burst.

No, it (sadly) isn't going to burst, and this film will (sadly) do well in the box office despite being yet another Snyder trainwreck.

The hope I have is that at least it will do so much less than anticipated in the box office, that they kick Snyder to the curb and bring in a director who could actually do something good with the franchise.

We're going to get more Superman / Batman movies either way, how about some of them turning out to be watchable.

Next trainwreck in the running is obviously the new Wonder Woman flick.
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>>67346083
>the new Wonder Woman flick.
>Premiering next to transformers

This kills the WW.
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>>67343909
I wish.

Truth be told it will just ensure we have to deal with even more vomit ensuring quirky Deadpool/Marvel level capeshit. If we could somehow meme magic Marvel to die as well, I would die a happy man.
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>>67344728
I thought the original script was leaked at some point.
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>>67346083
if DC still tapped Zach "I made Sucker Punch" Snyder to make this movie after the snooze fest that was MoS I seriously doubt he could possibly fuck up badly enough to fall from their good graces. The man has spent his entire career failing upwards, it's really quite remarkable when you think about it.
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>>67345523
It means there's very little grace
Are y'all that dense that you don't understand entry-level metaphors?
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>>67345922
>The capeshit bubble is about to burst
>tfw a huge nine digits capeshit movie will bomb terribly in your lifetime
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>>67346209
>a huge nine digits capeshit movie will bomb terribly in your lifetime

this will probably happen sooner or later, but sadly not with BvS
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how could anyone think this was going to be anything but trash after it was revealed fucking Wonder Woman AND Aquaman are in it?

There was a possibility of a good movie coming from the clash of ideals of Batman and Superman. Both of them claiming moral authority, but neither of them really having it. The 'DO YOU BLEEEEEED? YOU WILL.' shit was over the top but there was still a possibility of a decent story.

But then throw in Wonder Woman for no fucking reason? It just becomes a total mess. And then Aquaman AS WELL? And then also throw in what appears to be Doomsday?

It'll just be a 'dark' 'edgy' clusterfuck of absolute nonsense and characters punching things really, really hard
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holy shit I thought it was just /tv/ trolling


how could they fuck up THIS badly!?
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>>67346237
>not with BvS
a man can hope tbqh
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>>67345922
>second trailer
>not first trailer
>not first teaser images of Batman looking grim and miserable in the rain
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>>67344403
Have they started killing themselves yet?
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>>67344403
link to this, i want to see it
what board is it?

are there board in Reddit? how the fuck does that work?
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>>67344679
I'd rather see GOOD faggy capeshit than bad gritty capeshit
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>>67346268
>Directed by Zack Snyder
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>>67346284
the first trailer was bad but it was vague enough that there was a chance of it being something more that what it appeared like. after the second one there was no chance. That's the one where we saw Dewmsday about to fight Wonder Woman, wielding her trademark sword that everyone loves to her use.
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>>67343909
>37%
37%
>37%
37%
>37%
37%

here we go up back again
MARVEL BTFO
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how long till it reaches this
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Yeah, okay, I know what the mass of plebs think. But what's Armond White gonna say about it?
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>>67346562
memes
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>>67345178

The movie is a spectacle but it's boring and all style, no subtance. Par for the course for Hack Snyder.
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is this the death sentence for Snyder?
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>>67343909
>average rating 5.4/10
>36%
Retarded system to be desu famalam.
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Snyder will get the Justice League job, then after that is a horrible flop he'll fuck off and stop making movies.
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>>67346602
No he is already directing the Justice League movie no matter what
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>>67344011
It was by far the worst X movie made.
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>>67344695
Batman is pretty much the only DC hero that has actual flaws. Everyone else is either a demigod or has godlike powers.
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>>67346602
>implying Based Snyder is capable of failing in any direction but upwards
he will probably be signing a multi-film deal once the first weekend's ticket receipts come in
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>>67343980

Daredevil was the worst superhero movie I've ever seen, and I've seen a ridiculous amount of superhero movies (I was a kid in the 2000s).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBbD5SCND3M

>this is a scene from the movie, not some fan music video
>literally WAKE ME UP
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Why do people care abou critics?
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>>67346489

Batman vs Superman vs Transformers when? At least they'll have money and ball jokes!
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>Snyder has fucked up another franchise
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!
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>>67343909
>giving a shit about a site that praises MCU movies that even Marveldrones didn't like
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>>67346801
>implying that quality matters for capeshit and not just marketing
>cuckwhedon.jpg
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>>67346378
his username isn't cut out so you can just find out yourself you fucking retard
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>>67346801
Which franchise should he do next? They should hire him for an MLP movie so he can run it into the ground.
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>>67343909
>Serves_him_right_he_trusted_a-Snyder.jpeg
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>>67345033
mirin those dubs
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>5.4/10 = 36%

American education.
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>>67346905
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>Batman vs Superman
>Focuses on Wonder Woman

couldnt they have just given her her own movie to set up Justice league instead of cramming her in?
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>>67346905
>Still too dumb to understand how RT Works
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>>67346852
excuse me Reddit master
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>>67346905

My god you're stupid. 36% of the reviewers rated it's rotten, which is a setting they chose. Their avg rating of the movie on a 10 scale was that number.
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>>67346935
WW has like 15 lines. And Flash appears in the movie for like 10 seconds.
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>>67346937
>>67346942
Gotcha. ;^)

Thanks for the (You)s.
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>>67346957
Hang on, they crammed the Flash in there too?
This sounds like a gigantic clusterfuck.
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>>67346941
>there is literally the poster's id
>doesn't just google it
>Reddit master for having common sense

lmao retard can you be any more autistic?
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>>67346962
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>>67346976
He appears in the Knightmare where he just appears suddenly and delivers are terrible line, some thing like "Oh my god Bruce, you were right! you have to find us and make the Justice League"
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>>67343931
this

can you all stop the dc marvel shit and actually read this, its fucking obvious
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66S8YFCcQ5c

>3:10

>chill out
>glass of whiskey
>watch the numbers

Saw this interview prior to all the negative reviews. It all makes sense now.
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>>67347086
what an humorless boring bastard
at least he is handsome
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is it explained why batman has powers to see the future
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>>67344403
>>67344412
>What are trolls?
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>>67345536
Explain the difference
Oh wait, you can't

Has 4chan become so anti-intellectual it now actively supports being fucking retarded?
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>go to bed as it's clinging to 40%
>wake up
>37%
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS.

BRAVO SNYDER.
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>Batman v Superman is only 2 points higher than the Room
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>>67344412
How can a person be so stupid to do something like that?
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>>67343909
i liked this movie, it's better than age of voltron.
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Hohoho
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>>67347246
I want WB to fire Hack Snyder for christmas.
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JUST
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>>67347246
I want DC shills to harakiri.
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>>67343909
>all this negative shilling from Disney means that is probably decent
>want to watch tomorrow
>gotta wait until sunday because of work
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>>67347246
I want WB to fire Hack Snyder for christmas.
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>Even worse than MoS
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>>67347246
I want a Punisher series, both MCU and DC can fuck off
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>>67347265
Reported, and I wish ill will upon you and everyone you hold dear. It was a good movie that attempted to bring together DC characters.
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>>67345922

fuck you batfleck is based

i agree with the rest of your post though.

i hate eisenberg so fucking much
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>>67347302
Is it true DC is changing its acronym to Damage Control?

Serious question.
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>>67347338
Nice meme.
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>Somebody stop Zack Snyder. Somebody save the world.

-Michael Roffman
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>>67346562

he'll probly praise it since hes a contrarian nigger
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>>67347319
MMM
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>>67346695
>literally WAKE ME UP
well yeah that's where the meme started dumbass
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>>67347372

GUYS IM TALKING FAST AND BEING WITTY MMMM

MMMM IM ACTING MMMMM
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>>67346489
Dark of the Moon still made a metric shit ton of money, BvS is looking to be a huge financial success too. Maybe Snyder's feelings got hurt but WB execs will be happy with the cash.
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>>67347338
/tv/ is not what it once was, the board that praised good things and shit on movies that catered to those who attempted to make a quick buck off trends. /tv/ loves deadpool and nut hugs the marvel universe and systematically destroys any other movie that goes against their agenda. It's a pity. I screened the movie and it was a decent film, not the best but I'm not gonna blatantly shit on it because a bunch of autists deem it against the grain.

fuck all of you.
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>>67347369
He's praised a bunch of well-liked films like Creed, I think his taste is eclectic rather than contrarian.
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http://www.hitfix.com/the-dartboard/batman-v-superman-dawn-of-justice-spoiler-free-review-fandemonium?hf_source=HitFixUserShare&hf_medium=Twitter&hf_campaign=drew

Video review from a couple of Hitfix critics. This is the same guy that gave MoS A+ by the way
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>>67344403
I bet half of them deleted these by now. Seriously redditors are fucking cowards. They get anxiety attacks and delete their whole accounts even at the drop of a hat for no clear reason.
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>>67345033
> 33
Inb4 RT score sinks to that level
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>>67343980
fuck yall I love Affleck's Daredevil movie
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>>67347131

http://jezebel.com/henry-cavills-press-tour-for-batman-v-superman-has-been-1765323349

hes also a shitlord
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>>67347422
Forgot to add - he's so fucking mad he's literally shacking his head in disbelief and woman next to him does a couple of The Office-type "are you seeing this shit" looks to the camera, it's hilarious
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You know why DC movies except Batman always fail? Because the don't have characters. They have icons. It's like trying to make a serious and deep movie about Mickey Mouse or Sonic the Hedgehog. It just doesn't work. Superman, Wonder Woman, etc are all shit characters who people cannot relate to. I mean Marvel has some of that to with its less popular heroes like Thor and Hulk (which is why their movies suck the most) but the fact that they managed to make Thor 1 work decently (let's not talk about the sequel) is a massive credit to their abilities. However the most important Marvel characters are like Batman in that they're not unrelateable gods, they're just regular flawed people with weird but far less powerful abilities that DC: Iron Man, Captain America, Spiderman, Ant-Man.

In before some marvel nerd comes and tells me how marvel characters are totally much stronger, fuck you i'm talking about the movies where the marvel characters are consistently portrayed as more down to earth people who aren't flying around destroying entire cities, the most destruction that happens is iron man firing missiles and using hulkbuster which destroys a building but he's still just a regular guy in a suit
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>>67343909
In all honesty, I'm kinda tired of superhero movies. This one really brought nothing new to the table except the usual CGI fest visuals that every movie has and the usual pretentious writing.
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Does this mean that /tv/ is going to really enjoy this film in a week or two's time?
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>>67345194
age of ultron
all thors
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>>67347495
How'a Captain America not an icon? He's basically exactly the same as Superman at his core - annoying boy scout, except Marvel learned how to use him
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>>67347530
well I hate most superhero movies due to the extended commercial they all become, I was kind of hopeful this was different but then again I was expecting something semi-decent from Snyder so jokes on me.
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>>67344615
/tv/ was praying for more bad reviews if anything.

I know I was laughing my ass off at the initial 9%
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capekino was a mistake
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>>67347455
jesus christ, he is completely devoid of soul
he is just a pretty vessel inside the Hollywood museum
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The fuck is kino?
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>>67347246
I want WB to fire Hack Snyder for christmas.
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>>67347600
A meme word for film of actual artistic merit.
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>>67343909
Is it really THAT bad? Worse than Thor, The Dark World? Worse than 2003 Hulk?
I'm having a difficult time believing this score.
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>>67343909
>39%
39%
>39%
39%
>39%
39%
>39%
39%

back in track guys
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Do Marvelcucks seriously think the opinions of a site full of faggots who just want quips and jokes is valid in determining the quality of a movie?
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>>67343909
this is just sad

all that hype building, so much riding on this movie, Ben Affleck putting a lot of effort in etc
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>>67347594
no he's pretty based because he knows exactly what hollywood is and doesn't pretend to hide it.
>fucks hot sluts
>makes assloads of money
>buys shit he might not really need
that's exactly why you star in these flicks
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>>67347660
An RT Score is literally just counting reviews about how many people liked it.

It's probably like a 5/10 mess of a film, but since it's Batman, people are upset that it sucks.

This nerd culture shit has to die, I'm tired of, "LOL Batman, amirite."
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>>67346695
The directors cut is worth giving a shot, it seriously got rid of alot of Elektra's stuff and had alot of great Matt Murdoch parts.
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>>67347215
This makes little sense, it surely can't be that bad

It's probably about average, if The Room has a score like that whilst being truly terrible, BvS is either completely broken shit or the reviewers are just giving it lower scores to get them clicks
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>rt
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>>67347714

didnt they get terrio after it was obvious that goyer and snyder had made a complete mess of things?

if hes writing JL i think it could be fine
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>>67347770
Only because Ben really pushed for him to be on

Ben and Henry tried so hard to save this movie, bless them
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>>67347732
Right, but that is a high percentage of negative/mediocre reviews.
I read a few and I was able to pick up on
>Eisenberg sucked (called it)
>Galdot/WW unecessary(called it)
>Doomsday felt tacked on
>to many dragging scenes and dream sequences
>too many forced cinematic reveals

Sounds like Raimi's Spiderman 3 all over again, but even that got a 63%.
Something doesn't add up.
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I fucking knew it. Zack the hack can't make good movies and WB/DC should use him ONLY as visual superviser.

Why is /tv/ always wrong?
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IT JUST KEEPS DROPPING

THERE"S NO SLOWING DOWNN!!!!!!!
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>>67345527

>capeshit qualifies more as art than entertainment

yeah right. In the case of BvS it has to be fun
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>>67347455
God I can't wait for the Hulkster to put these websites in the ground for good.
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>>67347767
>he thinks sharknado is bad
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>>67347755
The Room has 35% because it's at least entertaining
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>>67347819
Spider-Man 3 came out before RT was as memetically popular as it is, if was even around, so most of the reviews are either retroactive or not by huge meme nerds who actually get personally offended when their favoritest superhero has a shitty film.

If Spider-Man 3 came out in this environment, the score would be just as bad.
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>>67343909
Despite me expecting this to be shit from the very start, this is really shitty to look at, i hope it gets at least up to 50%
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>>67347876
>he thinks sharknado is good
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>>67344403
>He needs to point out he's an atheist
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>>67344403
>REDDITORS

You can't really count retards in one sub as "redditors".
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