Pick one and only one
>>67343325
Left is leatherskin tanned
Right is skanky otherskin
I'll go middle
>>67343325
middle, no contest
>>67343325
Middle. Why even bother asking?
Left has the best breasts. Middles look big but probably sag, and right is too flat
One in the middle has been to motorcycle events in my area. She's married to some cuck looking motherfucker, she might have a fetish for pre-teen boys and is a batshit crazy vegan. I brought up how I saw her in this episode, she looked a bit creeped but I couldn't give a fuck. We talked about how the Halo MCC failed to recapture the feeling of Halo 2 online and the desperation of dadrock bands doing reunion shows. Wears too much makeup, is one of those "it makes meh feel good" sorts when I think she could get away without it compared to the average woman. She was also one of the few women to admit to me she regrets her tattoos although part of it is because she's one of those women with a hard-on for 50s pinup models so much so it's in her everyday life and is only that way because of some perceived school of aesthetic thought and not the fact that they're almost always shitty.
But the body is ridiculous, I was swelling up something shocking, she was basically perfect in that regard. I mean any manchild in this thread could drop her husband so it gave me hope there's a decent looking tittymonster out there for me.
>>67343429
Name?
>fake tits
>>67343325
Easy, I pick Frankenstein
>endless goddamn money to fund schemes
>plays nightcrawlers with you every night
>makes you a Grilled Charlie every day for breakfast
Only issue that is he poops the bed occasionally
>>67343659
Dahlia Dark
>>67343592
You sound like you're 12.
Dee
>>67343325
Middle easy, I don't give a fuck about fake tits
>>67343592
>it gave me hope there's a decent looking tittymonster out there for me
Only if you're rich and/or a cocaine dealer willing to give pounds of cocaine to a chick for free to touch her tits, and it helps if you're a literal cuck or can at least tolerate the fact that she's gonna fuck a ton of better looking people than you, even if you guys are married
I'd take left. I reckon she do the most filthy things and not be stuckup about it,
>>67343716
Yeh I fit in here pretty well
>>67343325
i choose de burd
>>67343662
>real fag
>>67343920
silicone is gay
>>67344110
Not as gay as being mad at boobs.
>>67343766
if you think women fuck men, you are already a cuck
>>67344295
>semantics
I'll take the one with the degree in applied dildonics.
>>67344135
big and natural > small and natural > fake
literally the only valid opinion
Left. Middles tits look too big, they're probably shit when she's actually naked and not being supported. Right is awful in every aspect
Trashman.
>>67343325
Frank
>>67343325
>picking anyone other than Dennis
lmao what a bunch of faggots in this thread
>>67343429
https://twitter.com/dahliadark
>>67343592
>She's married to some cuck looking motherfucker
You are so fucking faggy and you have absolutely no clue. Fuck off.
>>67343325
Danny hands down
>>67343325
the one on the left was on some shitty MTV reality show
>>67345786
Only good answer
