predict the consensus...
>>67340384
This was honestly the only capeshit I was looking forward to
I'll still see it this weekend with my mates, but If it sucks and this kills JL, I'll probably swear off capeshit till I get a Hellboy 3 or scarlet witch solo with olsen
>>67340384
I hope this shit drops to single digits.
>>67340480
>scarlet witch solo with olsen
This.
>>67340384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdDMrncAy4U
>>67340384
>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2975590/
>9.1
>51 reviews in total
rt is full of shit
>>67340384
HOLY SHIT 35%
>>67340384
How low can it go?
the new batman and robin
This shit is going to sweep the Razzies.
>27% with top critics
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
>>67340569
ima commit suicide now fampie
HOLY FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
This movie looks really bad, I was going to see it with a friend, but I'm going to wait till Netflix for this, I dont want to waste my money.
>>67340480
she dies in civil war though, zemo kills her
thats the overview of everything, you people are discussing about a money money garbage movie insead of growing as a filmobserver but fuck you and this board fullk of shit
>Buh-buh-but Citizen Kane was panned by critics when IT came out, and people just don't understand Zack Snyder is a visionary and don't judge me because there are bits of my own shit caught between my teeth
The average capeshit watcher
>To say that Superman v Batman: Dawn of Justice is a bad movie doesn’t go far enough. This film feels like Zack Snyder hobbling the entire upcoming DC Movieverse before it gets started. It’s small things, like revealing that Lex Luthor names all the members of the Justice League and gives them their symbols. It’s big things, like where the film leaves the story at the end. And it’s things in between, because the first two movies in this universe have been all about why heroism is essentially bad.
DCKEKS BTFO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CAPESHIT IS OVER
how many reviews is this supposed to get? it has 50 or so right now.
>Time Out New York — Joshua Rothkopf
>“If there’s any justice, dawning or otherwise, at the multiplex, audiences will reject Zack Snyder’s lumbering, dead-on-arrival superhero mélange, a $250 million tombstone for a genre in dire need of a break.”
>Miami Herald — Rene Rodriguez
>“In Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, the Dark Knight and the Man of Steel duke it out and the audience loses.”
>The New York Post — Lou Lumenick
>“Constantly threatening to collapse from self-seriousness, this epic has way too much of everything, including CGI and Oscar winners up the wazoo.”
>The Wrap — Alonso Duralde
>“And what of the title’s promised skirmish? That face-off between two comics legends becomes but one in a series of big things bashing into other big things, which is what Snyder and writers Chris Terrio and David S. Goyer mistake for storytelling.”
>Entertainment Weekly — Chris Nashawaty
>“It’s another numbing smash-and-bash orgy of CGI mayhem with an ending that leaves the door open wide enough to justify the next 10 installments. Is it too late to demand a rematch?”
>No major blockbuster in years has been this incoherently structured, this seemingly uninterested in telling a story with clarity and purpose.
>>67340869
WONDER WOMAN CONFIRMED GENERIC WARRIOR WOMAN
>>67340546
>User reviews
Is it pathetic to go see this alone? Or even at all?
>>67340912
Hundreds.
HAHAHAUHAUHAUHAUHAUAUHAHUA
>>67340384
The consensus is everyone who bought the hype is seeing it this week, driving those numbers up.
In two weeks it'll be in the low 40's.
>>67340889
NEW MEME
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/get_a_job_2016/
>>67340912
will probally end with ~275 reviews
but don't expect the score to change much
>>67340894
>because the first two movies in this universe have been all about why heroism is essentially bad.
... its watchmen isn't it. Snyder keeps going back to the scene of the crime, trying to do watchmen right, but failing because he honestly doesn't understand a single thing about watchmen
>>67340864
What you on
>>67340944
Those are the ones that matter. Paid reviews are garbage.
Fucking savage
Guy works at The Wrap
>>67340946
It's not pathetic to see a movie alone, but it IS pathetic to pay money for this after "Man of Steel" was such shit and you should already know better.
>mfw capeshit is finally dead
I am literally orgasming
IT KEEPS GOING DOWN
ENJOY THAT DCEU DCFAGS
>>67340966
Then it's even worse for you
What are the essential decent 35s, /tv/? Recommend me the best.
Ben should just go back to writing/directing kino, it's his true calling and he's always recognized for it. Don't know why he insists on being an actor. Why subject himself to this shit? He's a writer/director at heart.
>Eisenberg is next-level terrible as Luthor. He’s a twitchy lunatic pretty much from the start, and if there are any events in the story that lead to him escalating his plot to the point of creating an unstoppable monster I missed them. Eisenberg delivers every line like he thinks the villains on the 1966 Batman show were too nuanced. His face is a collection of tics, and his eyes burn with the power of a thousand ham actors. Not only is his performance unmodulated, he’s generally irritating at all times - while I don’t understand why Lex Luthor wants to unleash an unstoppable monster on the world, I do fully understand why Batman wants to fucking hit him.
>>67340523
Just give me a sextape with olsen instead
>>67340523
> Mostly quip-free
> Dark and scary
> Magic and Psychological stuff
> Gothic romantic feels
> Chthon being a magnificent bastard
> Corset and tight pants
I want it so bad.
SOME POST MARVELS RUNNING AT EACH OTHER CARTOON REFERENCE #DEEPSHIT
>>67340956
>stunned
Have these people never seen a Zack Snyder movie before?
Like, ever?
>>67340533
I miss the critic sometimes
I don't even know how anyone had any hope for this movie when it was so fucking easy to predict what will happen based on the director and casting choices alone. That godawful 2nd trailer pretty much sealed its fate too.
They could've cast any 30-40 year old actor (I know Eisenberg is in that range but he still looks like a fucking teenager) to play Lex Luthor and it would've been better. Eisenberg essentially just plays himself like he always does.
Gal not only doesn't look like the character but also isn't a particularly good actress. Could've cast any average looking actress too and would've been the same.
>>67340968
I didn't realise Nolan was involved. Is it supposed to be some weak tie to the Nolan trilogy or did he do something?
>>67340546
You fool anyone can rate on imdb
>>67340384
i was like "ok whatever let's see it" now i don't wanna. transformers sequel posing as serious movie?
>>67340888
say it aint so!
>>67340966
>spammed 10's before the movie even came out
imdb is trash
>>67340974
Don't get your hopes up. Audiences have known for a while to avoid DC like the plague.
>>67340962
I'm expecting a 57 2bh
>>67340988
he wanted to get it right and loves the character
I genuinely feel bad for him and I hope he gets the chance to make a great solo movie without snyder getting his retard hands all over it
>>67341013
its what causes vision to leave earth, which will in turn cause him to get fucked by thanos
>>67341001
>We will never get Terry O'Quinn Lex Luthor
>>67340968
>reading bottom to top
why does twitter use retarded logic?
>>67341008
He's probably credited as executive producer or something. But I don't remember him in the credits either.
>>67341008
He's just an exec producer. There's no tie to his Batman trilogy.
>>67341029
Are his parents dead or something?
>>67340974
this is what you look like right now
>>67341008
He's a producer, which means his involvement could range anywhere from meeting with Snyder once for 5 minutes to directing the entire thing himself.
>>67340974
more like DC capeshit is finally dead
as if this will have any impact on MAHVEL
Why the FUCK didn't DC just make more good animated films? Why did they fall for the live action meme?
>Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (81%, 6.5/10)
>Batman & Mister Freeze:sub Zero (91%, 6.6/10)
>Batman: Under the Red Hood (100%, 7.3/10)
>Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker (90%, 7.3/10)
>Wonder Woman (86%, 7/10)
>The Dark Knight Returns (100%, 7.9/10)
>Superman: Unbound (100%, 7.4/10)
>Superman vs. The Elite (80%, 7.2/10)
They literally could have just made more movies like this but give them all 3-4x the budget and marketing.
>>67340988
hes penning and directing the whole script for batman so it should be watchable atleast
>>67341012
>posing as serious movie
This is what confuses me. It was NEVER posing as a serious movie, how did anyone get the idea it was? Did someone really think the director of fucking..... 300, was gonna give us an Oscar-nominated Dark Knight 3?
/tv/ was actually right this time. interesting
How many of these are cancelled now?
>yfw they scrap JL to make SUPERMAN: THE NEW 52 REBOOT
>9.0 from men
>6.4 from women
I take back everything I have ever said, women are fucking patrician, film connoisseurs. Get your shit together men
>>67340888
If this is true, marvel DROPPED
Hellboy 3 20 year wait it is
>>67341038
why would you read the oldest fucking tweet first in social media? that defeats the purpose of social media. i dont care what people did 2 years ago
>Pa Kent shows up again in BvS, in a nonsensical and jarring hallucination/dream/whatever in which Pa tells a story about how he once saved the Kent family farm from drowning, but in the process he flooded the next farm over.
>Pa heard the screams of the drowning horses in his sleep every night.
>>67341016
If by "audiences" you mean, adults over 25.
Kids don't fucking know any better, and their tickets cost the same.
Don't believe me? Transformers 5 is in development.
>>67340992
can she have her traditional costume now? or are they still worried about whedon and @femfreqs getting offended by "stuff"
![blink+182+b%2526w[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GZUt8nQ.jpg "blink+182+b%2526w[1].jpg")
>>67341013
I WILL NOT GO
TURN THE LIGHTS OFF
>>67341008
I doubt Nolan had any real hand in BvS. It seems like he stopped caring about the DCEU after Snyder fucked up MoS.
>>67341070
Whichever ones haven't started production yet.
>>67341067
>this time
We were right for the last capeshit movie too
If civil war is shit then we're 3/3 and capeshit has to go back to /co/ or get its own board
thats the deal
>>67341008
Exec producer aka just phoned in production meetings every once in a while.
>>67341067
no we weren't. we where expecting Marvel to get BTFO.
>>67340894
>because the first two movies in this universe have been all about why heroism is essentially bad.
this is why i never bought MOS superman. because hes a smug overpowered prick ("its not an eshh"), not a kind and innocent superdude. snyder doesnt believe in such kind of hero, so he deconstructs him.
im glad this movie is getting rekt. fuck snyder.
>>67341073
>Top 1000 voters
>3.6
>>67341070
Suicide Squad and Wonder Woman are still happening no matter what. The rest of those are definitely scrapped unless Batman v Superman makes Avengers level money at the box office.
>>67340894
>It’s small things, like revealing that Lex Luthor names all the members of the Justice League and gives them their symbols.
That's not a small thing! That's garbage! I can't even laugh at this movie's failure now, I'm just mad.
>>67341055
CUZ ANIMATION IS FOR CHILDREN!!
>>67341050
I can't believe anyone thought Star Wars would flop. It was always going to be crap but flopping, how delusional are the idiots on /tv/
BvS will not flop. It will be crap just like every trailer has show (and it's fucking capeshit) but it will make bank.
>>67341076
You're doing it right now on 4chan you stupid fucking nigger.
>>67341049
after this movie they might as well be
>>67341070
Flash, Aquaman, Shazam, Green Lantern and Cyborg
JL delayed
>>67341073
why did women aged 30-44 rate it so much lower than men?
>>67341059
>It was NEVER posing as a serious movie
what part of
>Pa heard the screams of the drowning horses in his sleep every night.
do you not understand
>>67341073
these are the type of men that gave it 9
>>67341098
>we
you and a handful of twitter memers from /v/ that spam "capekino" aren't /tv/
>>67341078
>kids are dumb so BvS won't flop
>as proof let me tell you about a new entry into a franchise that only exists because of asia
...
>>67341124
too wordy/10
>>67341124
fuck you it wasn't his fault
>>67341067
The majority here wanted DC to buttfuck Marvel in the pussy.
https://www.reddit.com/r/DC_Cinematic/
>this denial
>>67341072
Why would they want to lose even more money?
>>67341097
This.
I'd rather put this in a new thread, but---
REMINDER: Zack Snyder's career was fucking DONE after Suckerpunch (an unwatchable piece of shit), but DC was so clueless they took the director of their only hit and said "please produce a Superman movie, we will give you a dumptruck full of money."
He could've picked any director he wanted, and for some reason, picked Snyder. What we got was Man of Steel, which sucked, BUT STILL MADE MONEY. If you bought a ticket, YOU are responsible for BvS.
Maybe now we can fling this guy onto the Uwe Boll/Brett Ratner pile already.
>>67341125
if you think 4chan is social media then i suggest you jump off a bridge you fucking loser
Multiple multiple reviews calling Affleck and Gadot standouts
And guess what:
Suicide Squad movie with Batman is coming out IRREGARDLESS
Wonder Woman movie is coming out IRREGARDLESS
I would bet money Justice League starts rolling film 2 weeks from now with Zack Snyder at the helm.
Probably won't hit a billion unless audience word-of-mouth is completely distinct from critics. But Batman brand will cross $800 million easy.
This changes nothing.
>implying DC is dead
>implying these two wont produce the best capekino in history
How much are you geting paid Marvel cucks?
>>67341073
Is BvS our equivalent to 50 Shades of Grey?
>>67340986
space jam
>>67341161
I want Dc and marvel to go bankrupt (not gonna happen for marvel). i'm sick of capeshit
>>67341124
>you have Ben visited by
>>67341073
>Get your shit together men
It's because men can sometimes be distracted from a movie's flaws by lots of action. Many women just find excessive action mind-numbing, so it compounds the film's problems.
>tfw suicide squad is guaranteed shit as wel
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67341124
This coudl have been a funny meme, but your autism overloaded it
Clean it up and try again
>>67340384
>that score
>that bullshit paid by marvel score
You doubted it. For some reason, you doubted it. You doubted Zack. You doubted Henry. You doubted Ben. You doubted Jesse. You doubted Gal. You Doubted WARNER BROTHERS.
Batman v. Superman will change Hollywood, and show audiences and critics that capeshit can be more than just action cash-grabs; they can be epic tales about Greek gods. They can be mythologies. Zack Snyder has crafted an iconic piece of pop culture: there are rumors that Dawn of Justice could be the first superhero film nominated for Best Picture. Chris Terrio's script has been highly applauded. After the premeire, fans were adamant on how good the dialogue was.
Are you ready for the arrival of patrician capeshit /tv/? It has finally arrived. The Dark Knight showed us it was reachable with just a little more effort, and this is that effort. Batman v Superman is that effort. Capekino arrives March 25th, 2016, bros.
>>67341184
>IRREGARDLESS
nigger
>>67341178
>>67340986
the room, battle LA, daredevil
>>67341059
m8, we knew it wasn't going to be a good serious movie
but it was POSING to be
Snyder actually believes his shit is high art
>>67341209
Suicide Squad will probably turn out better than this
I mean, for one thing, it's not being directed by Zack Snyder
>A tired, colourless, humourless mess of plot holes and contrivances, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice provides enough action to be entertaining, but fails to ascend beyond "comic book movie" - no matter how hard it tries.
D.C. cucks on suicide watch.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/review/batman-v-superman-dawn-justice-877477
NO FUN
O
F
U
N
poor ben
>>67341124
>everyone complained about Ben's casting
>ends up being the only decent part of the film
poetic justice for ben, at least. maybe the criticism made him take it extra seriously.
>Perry White is geting his own movie
>>67341190
lol literally in your pic it states Guy Ritchie and del taco have both left their DC projects
>>67341209
it could have a chance if they're letting ayer do what he wants
hes very good at the type gang tier shit of movies he does
>>67341184
>I know everyone other than the guy on the far right. Who is the nigger?
>>67341163
>Calm down. The movie's not nearly bad and no one's fucked up. The only concern here is that people might blindly take critic reviews for truth and miss the chance to see a great film
lol reddit
>>67341224
Cute copypasta. Dunno where you got it from, but you're adorbs. Never change. 7/10.
>>67341237
Fuck off, Battle LA mind numbingly mediocre.
>>67341112
They could easily scrap Wonder Woman.
I half expect DC to treat Suicide Squad as their Iron Man.
>>67341073
>over 20x as many men as women
You can't compare that
>>67341237
>battle LA
Highly underrated movie
It's HFY as fuck
>>67341184
>I would bet money Justice League starts rolling film 2 weeks from now with Zack Snyder at the helm.
You're delusional. Warner Bros. must be shitting their pants right now. If Batman v Superman doesn't make Avengers level money then Snyder will definitely be fired.
>>67341194
You know it's true.
>>67341272
It's from 2 weeks ago, the DC central forum.
>>67341190
>Lobo
>Blue
What
>>67341275
They won't scrap Wonder Woman unless something else happens
But executives will be meddling a lot on it
>>67341124
THANKS BEN
>>67341274
i liked it for the hoorah
stayed for the boorah
>>67341256
LITERALLY BTFO
>>67340988
>Superman v Batman
Because directing is actually work.
Acting isn't shit, and allows somebody to be self centered as fuck because they only have to worry about their scenes, and there's always somebody else to blame if your work is shit. Somebody shits on your "acting", no issues, it was the directors fault, or the editing, or the script.
As a director, you don't have all the excuses when your product is ass.
>>67340989
> "with the power of a thousand ham actors"
That's a pure gem.
>>67340569
noice pokemon maymay m80 i can smell the dankness from over here
>>67341279
Justice League is slated to start filming April 11th.
That is 3 weeks into Batman v Superman's box office take.
There is not some WB executive hanging around the red telephone, reviewing actuals day-by-day waiting to make the call to London telling them to shut down shop.
This is a $250 million dollar production with already a year of pre- put into it.
It's going to film with the designer of all that material, Zack Snyder, as director.
>>67340869
Is this real, whoever is in charge of this at warner brothers should have been fired a long time ago
DC was always more popular than marvel, if they're gonna shit out capeshits they should have a gold mine
>>67341209
God, I hope not. If we're lucky, it will actually be an enjoyable supervillain merry-go-round and will show DC they should abandon Snyder's "new mythology" self-important bullcrap, and just focus on making movies people like.
>>67341073
Probably because that is the least likely demographic to enjoy capeshit.
>tfw ben will join an ISIS sleeper cell network
>>67340989
DAMGED
>>67341335
Completely real, and he was excited for the movie
>>67341209
Suicide Squad is being made by the guy who directed Fury and End of Watch
It will be 10000x better than BvS.
>>67340989
MMMMMMM
BOYS
What director would you have chosen instead of Hack Snyder?
>>67341146
How can you possibly know that
>Casting a muslim extremist as the quintesntial American hero Aka Batman
What did they mean to achieve with the casting of Muhammad Bin Al-Aflacki Americani as Batman?
>>67341300
He's often like a very pale blue.
>>67341190
except they both left their projects
>everyone will blame Goyer even though most of the script was rewritten
I feel bad for him, even though he is shit
>>67341357
Fury was alright. Good WW2 stuff with wacky CGI. End of Watch is a great script that is diminished by bad camera work.
>>67341357
Fury was garbage so that makes me worried. Hopefully it was just a fluke.
>>67341369
Nolan
>>67340864
You're lying, but its plausible at this point.
>>67341369
Ben Affleck
>>67341163
holy kek
>>67340992
That's pretty much what the Dr Strange movie is going to be like.
http://www.reddit.com/r/DC_Cinematic/comments/4bibqc/batman_v_superman_dawn_of_justice_review_general/d19khq3
>>67341407
>a second fresh review!
L M A O
>>67341077
Man, a lot of scenes sound fucking depresssing. Not asking for marvel kind of humour but damn at least two or three uplifting moments with Superman and Batman being bros.
>copy the dark knight returns because "HEY, PEOPLE LIKE THAT BOOK" without any of the context and force into your dumb man of steel sequel
>rush justice league
>try to maintain man of steel's realism and tone while sharing the fucking screen with unrealistic bullshit like doomsday and wonder woman and the flash, etc
>stunt cast so hard you're forced to turn Lex Luthor into a character that ISNT lex Luthor
>stunt cast so hard you're forced to have a holocaust skeleton they dug out of auschwitz that cant even act play wonder woman
>wonder why your movie sucks dicks
FUCK
WARNER
BROTHERS
>>67341407
DC Cucks LITERALLY ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>67341407
THIS IS SO PATHETIC
WB is very keen on directing their films with in-house talent and are generally very good with going about it. The problem is they didn't get their first choice when Nolan approached Affleck to direct Man of Steel. Which would be a very solid get obviously since both have similar tastes stylistically. Snyder is kinda the exact opposite in that regards which makes his hiring seem like a desperation move by WB. Nolan wouldn't direct nor would Affleck.
Snyder also did not heed the advice of Nolan when he was told NOT to have Superman kill. And now we're at this point where this shitfest is grimdark with no purpose because WB panicked and went with mr video game director.
>>67341384
>>67341264
How did DC fuck up so bad?
>>67341416
>director Zack Snyder will be crowned the king of comic book movies after the release of Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice.
>>67341407
KEK
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
>>67341406
>>67341402
both solid choices
>>67341407
>prayer circle
>>67341407
This can't be serious
>>67341190
>trying this hard after Dawn of JUST
let it go little buddy
>>67341416
holy fuck hahahaahahahah
some of you dcfaggots here posted there i bet
>>67341163
"W-w-we still got Suicide Squad!"
JUST
>>67341384
>>67341449
Joseph Gordon-Levitt also left Sandman a few days ago
>>67341416
>The narrative is steeped in modern social and political realities, raising many theological and existential question throughout.
>>67341398
Stop trying to push this meme, it doesn't even make sense. Daredevil was made by FOX, not Disney. During that time there was no concept of the MCU and Daredevil's universe was hardly a franchise, although it did have Electra.
And Warner Bros has made all DC movies for at least 30 years.
>>67341486
GET OUT
GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN
DC TRAIN IS BURNING
>>67340989
MMM! BOYS!
>http://www.irishtimes.com/culture/film/batman-v-superman-dawn-of-justice-review-lost-in-the-murk-of-expectation-1.2583689
>One rather wishes that Jesse Eisenberg had slightly less to do as a younger, hairier Lex Luthor (the film could have been titled: How Luthor got Shorn). Offering us his first properly bad performance, Eisenberg twitches, pauses and jabbers like a ham doing a one-man show above a pub about a teenage lunatic who thinks he’s Lex Luthor.
>>67341449
They built their little straw hut on the titanic and it's about to crash into the twin towers.
when will they leave our memes alone? >:^(
I'd take these reviews a lot more seriously if they actually cited reasons beyond "Too serious, not enough Marvel inspiration".
The legitimate complaints I've heard, though, appear to be pretty in-line with what I expected. Too much CGI/fights (not a negative IMO, but to some I can see how it is), pacing issues, and some confusing editing decisions.
Overall, from what I've heard, it seems like a film I'll enjoy immensely, but isn't for everybody. It's not the 42% bomb that the critics are suggesting.
>>67341112
>The rest of those are definitely scrapped unless Batman v Superman makes Avengers level money at the box office.
Maan WB scrapped fucking Batman for 8 years because of the bad reviews B&R got despite it still making money. If SS doesn't get really good reviews I'm guessing WB will just wait a few years and then try making a new Batman movie and Superman movie and franchising whatever gets the better reviews
>>67341407
PRAYER
R
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Y
E
R
>>67341534
>I'd take these reviews a lot more seriously if they actually cited reasons beyond "Too serious, not enough Marvel inspiration".
Like 90% of them, you fucking cuck?
>>67340956
wow, find this hard to believe.
>>67341176
>What we got was Man of Steel, which sucked, BUT STILL MADE MONEY.
But it barely made shit. Man of Steel made about as much money as Hancock, and cost half again as much to make. Anyone who's even just half retarded would have yanked Snyder from the sequel along with a whoever else was responsible for writing it.
>>67341486
I really really hope that one doesn't get fucked up. Sandman has such an interesting premise, I'd hate for it to get tainted by a shit movie.
>>67341407
It's just a movie....as long as you like it who cares what others' think
Suicide Squad will save the DC cinematic universe.
BvS was always going to be a fizzle, SuSq is LOUD and FUN.
I wouldn't be surprised if SuSq made more at the box office than Civil War and Age of Ultron combined.
holy kek
>>67341559
Well, to be fair critics aren't all butt-buddies. It's not like after most movie screenings they all chat with each other.
>>67341163
>https://www.reddit.com/r/DC_Cinematic/
>>67341514
Leave it to Ireland and Australia to always bring the best bantz
>>67341581
>I wouldn't be surprised if SuSq made more at the box office than Civil War and Age of Ultron combined.
>still believing this meme
Boys! Mmmmm, Ben Affleck meets Henry Cavill. Ah, I love it! I love bringing people together! How are we?
Jessie. It is a pleasure... Ow! Wow, that is a shitty director. You should not make a movie with this person.
>>67341590
MMMM BOOOOYS
>It's a solid 5.0 guys.
>>67341590
ahahahahhaha
Holy fuck this thread is great. DCucks literally crying
>>67341590
He must genuinely feel like a puddle of shit. I can feel his anger, his frustration – his pain.
>>67341581
There's no way SS is going to make more than either of those. Still, I do think it's going to be a better movie than Dawn of JUST. It looks fun from the trailers.
>Pa Kent shows up again in BvS, in a nonsensical and jarring hallucination/dream/whatever in which Pa tells a story about how he once saved the Kent family farm from drowning, but in the process he flooded the next farm over. Pa heard the screams of the drowning horses in his sleep every night.
Invincible son, stop
>>67341604
>>67340888
I fucking hope not, it would be completely stupid.
>Welp... I can tell, I'm going to disagree with a lot of the reviews, just like MoS. I REALLY doubt the movie is as bad as reviews are currently making it out to be. I will never understand why critics are so divisive on his movies. It makes no sense to me. But whatever, that's life I guess. Hopefully more of the positive reviews start rolling in.
>I'm 95% sure I'll love it anyways. So it doesn't really matter, I just want it to do well at the box office.
http://www.reddit.com/r/DC_Cinematic/comments/4bibqc/batman_v_superman_dawn_of_justice_review_general/d19q9lj
>>67341604
KEK
>>67341620
HES BEING SARCASTIC YOU KEK
DKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>HACK SNYDER
should have hired based bay LMFAO!
>>67341620
holy shit I cant breath i'm laughing so hard
>>67341620
He's one to talk
>>67341407
>>67341581
>SuSq is LOUD and FUN
Loud I have no doubt it is. But I honestly do not get from where you believe it's gonna be fun or humorous.
>>67341604
fucking ded
>>67341529
>white_water
the fuck face has been on this board longer than most of the current user base here
fucking ape snitched on our walking pleb leaker
>>67341620
>Max has to defend 5/10 scores because that's the best his movies can do
>>67341640
>it's real
http://birthmoviesdeath.com/2016/03/22/batman-v-superman-review-zack-snyders-doomsday
What the fuck
>>67341604
too easy
>>67341407
>leddit
my fucking sides
>>67341534
>I'd take these reviews a lot more seriously if they actually cited reasons beyond "Too serious, not enough Marvel inspiration".
I don't think you've even been reading them. You're seeing what you want to see. I've read like 5 or more now, and most o them don't even talk about Marvel, and their complaints are things like
>Embarrassingly bad, spastic Luthor
>Dull, plodding tone
>Too many plot points and future set-ups
>A poorly acted and written Wonder Woman (what a surprise)
>A nonsensical plot that makes both heroes look like assholes, assassinate's Batman's character, and abandons all earlier ideas of high important themes for a painfully generic doomsday battle in the third act
>>67341614
GLIBFACSIMILE
DC KEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH! MMMMMMMM BOOOOYZZZ
holy kekness
>>67341634
it has Queen playing in the trailer.
Putting Queen in your trailer automatically garners you a few hundred million in ticket sales, which is why Hardcore Henry is doing it too.
>bat vs sup is a bad movie because its not like the marvel movies
>winter soldier is the best marvel movie because of the serious tone and its political implications in current time
>>67341070
Other than Hol' Up and Shazam every single one of those movies is a complete and total bust...good lord DC is a mess.
>>67341604
>watching batman vs superman in cinema
>get a boner
>can't get rid of it
>have to fap it away
>take out blankee from fanny pack and try to finish the job under the covers
>keep spilling my popcorn on top of my blankee as I touch my wee wee
>give up and put blankee back in my fanny pack
>come up with a plan
>drink my extra large soda down in one gulp
>poke a hole in the bottom
>finish the job
>but during my quest the popcorn spilled on the floor and bucket fell down the aisle
>scoop popcorn up and put it all in drink cup
>watch rest of movie
and it sucked. 0 stars.
I don't get it, why does everyone here prefer Marvel when DC is objectively more intelligent and interesting?
>This film feels like Zack Snyder hobbling the entire upcoming DC Movieverse before it gets started. It’s small things, like revealing that Lex Luthor names all the members of the Justice League and gives them their symbols.
Uhhhhh
>>67341702
winter soldier was actually good because of its pacing and great action sequences and some heart tying his old ww2 buddy you saw in the previous movie into the story. dumb faggot.
>>67341604
>>67341670
>snitched on our walking pleb leaker
to who?
http://www.reddit.com/r/DC_Cinematic/comments/4bibqc/batman_v_superman_dawn_of_justice_review_general/d19qy81
>>67341604
woah
/v/ really liked this one
>>67341729
I'm pretty sure this is a falseflagging shitter, but do tell
>>67341640
AGHHHHHHHHHH SUPERMAN HELP...SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Pa Kent: Stop, invincible son
>>67340384
Superman is an outdated character, it worked back in the 80s but not in todays climate and you cant modernize him without removing what made him good back in the 80s and then your left with a really shit character no one likes.
>>67341696
he's not wrong marvel cuck
>>67341534
maybe you should actually read them and not just cherry-pick you fucking troglodyte
More Max Landis hottakes.
>>67341696
>People still praise Watchmen even though the movie completely misses the fucking point of what Alan Moore was doing
>>67341747
oh fuck off
>>67341744
>I came out of hiding temporarily to say this:
FUCK THE CRITICS; FUCK RT.
I have not seen the film yet but everybody that has seen it, whom I trust, was absolutely blown away with this movie. I did not buy it at first but I am now convinced that a lot of critics just fucking hate DC. No winning scenarios for them. I can't wait to see this on Thursday and just be in awe with the directing, cinematography, etc. This is truly depressing that as of right now, the film is getting this much flak from "critics"
lel
>>67341762
wait hes fucking serious? top kok
