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Which autist would win in a fight to the death?
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Which autist would win in a fight to the death?
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>going against dubs man ever

check em
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>>67339692
driver
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its the same person though
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Well since the Driver is the only one who actually kills people and commits horrible violence regularly, probably him
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Since Bateman is genuinely jacked as fuck, he could pound the shit out of both of the others. Driver is pretty scrappy, but without a hammer nearby I doubt he could last long in a fist fight
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>>67341664
I see what you did there. Because Patrick was dreaming.
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>>67342872
>he thinks Patrick was dreaming
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>>67339692
Going for
7/10 Driver (Seems to have a lot of experience fighting people)
3/10 Bateman (He's fucking jacked)
0/10 Bloom (He doesn't seem bad at killing people, he just gets outclassed by these guys)

Wait were Bateman and Bloom autistic? I thought Bateman was psychopathic and Bloom was sociopathic.
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>>67342872
>dreaming
>anything that didn't really happen was a dream

Is this what capeshitfags really believe?
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>>67339692
>bateman
>autist

He has classic anti social disorder and extreme narcissism. And bloom is just a sociopath.
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>>67339692
Change bateman for
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Asks if they want a toothpick

Surprise attack with hammer

Drives to a Clippers game
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>>67342926
Truth and guns
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>>67339692
Assuming spree-killer Bateman was actually real, how much of a chance would he realistically stand against the Driver? He did have a higher body count, after all.
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>>67343890
Its all autism for /tv/.
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>>67342926
The whole shootout was in his head.

The letter he recieved was in his own hand writing.

He was just a schizo who knew shit and dick about guns or operating.
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>>67342926
>>67342926
>>67343967
>A autistic challenger appears
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>>67344144
He wasn't an autist he was just kinda slow.
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>>67342926
>schizophrenics are autistic

I want this autism meme to end.
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>>67344171
>excels in one very specific skill
>zero social skills
>a virgin

nah, he was an autist
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>>67339692
driver is the only one actually trained to kill, gyllenhall's character didn't even kill(or did he I don't really remember) he just set them up to die. And bateman only kills helpless victims he already knows he can take.
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>>67344263

Driver with a hammer vs Bateman with a chainsaw

who wins?
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easily
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>>67344300
bateman probably
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>>67344263
How was the driver trained to kill?
Did they explain this in the book?
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>>67344321

he learned to kill by playing a lot of vidya, plus that scorpion jacket gave him super autismo powers
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>>67344308
Was he really an autist, though? Seems like he socialized really well.
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