http://bgr.com/2016/03/17/j-j-abrams-portal-half-life-movies/
Will the Half-Life movie be about how the Combine is white, how the Resistance is black, and how Gordon Freeman is a Nu-male?
is there anything he ISNT allowed to destroy?
>inb4 Gordon Freeman is gay
>>67339106
>Gordon Freeman is a transgender muslim
we now need a word for capeshit but with jj abrams
like abrashit or something
>Gordon speaks
Idris Elba or Donald Glover will be Gordon Freeman because they are apparently the only two black actors on the planet
>>67339086
This is a given
>>67339105
Look at the topics being discussed here
There's one about a movie adaptation of a video game western staring the kid from the walking dead..
This board has no right to judge anything Hollywood puts out
>>67339247
Gordon Freeman is pretty young, fresh out of MIT.
He wouldn't be a good choice.
>>67339266
>Hollywood jews create trash movies
>blame Bhutanese astrology board for discussing shitty trash jew movies
nice
>>67339086
It'd be good if the Half Life movie was a sequel.
I don't want to see any straight adaptation shit.
>>67339358
Nothing in HL lends itself to being a good movie
>mute protag
>dumb generic alien invasion story
>maybe 10 minutes of actual plot to adapt the rest is puzzles and shooting
>>67339327
And if it were up to you or any other fa/tv/irgin it would be 1,000 times worse
>>67339451
>there are two groups of people in the world the current hack hollywood directors and 4chan NEETS
legit retard
>>67339106
Nah, we'll just get ChellDOS instead.
>Half-Life 3 ends up being a movie
>>67339442
The game itself wasn't even good. HL2 was even worse.
>>67339591
Pretty much. They get paid to make them and you pay to watch them
There's a reason for that, look around, read your own comments and you'll see why that is
>>67339791
>you pay to watch them
>>67339247
freeman was like 30 in the first game
>>67339086
Who the fuck cares as long as SOMEONE finally fucking does something with Half-Life. Valve never will, they're too busy monetizing other people's microtransactions for multiplayer games.
>>67339105
There's nothing to destroy. Valve abandoned the property.
>>67339086
Isn't this news as old as time itself?
