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Will we ever get a live action film where the shark is the protagonist?
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Will we ever get a live action film where the shark is the protagonist? Lions can be protagonists, why not the majestic shark fighting back against humans polluting its oceans, or constantly dressing like seals and getting mad when they take a little nibble?
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I feel that orcas are much cooler though.
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>>67335014
Orcas have had their time to shine! With like 8 Free Willy movies! And there's only 1 movie where I know of where orcas are the villains. Unless you count any animated films where penguins are the protagonists.
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sharks are fags
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>>67335152
Jetcuck detected
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>>67336487
if a shark ever even looked at me i would kick its teeth down its dumb shark throat
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>>67334958
Sharks don't have the charisma to carry a 90 minute feature. Unlike dolphins or whales who exude likability and friendliness.
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>>67337926
what if it was a baby great white? who wants to be a popular jumping shark and participate in a dolphin and whale jumping competition, but has to fight against his family who wants him to grow into a big strong fierce warrior like other great whites, and the prejudice of dolphins and whales who hate him?
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>>67337878
Nice one anon.
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Sharks are the most perfectly adapted killing machines on the planet.

Sharks are not cute.

Sharks are not your friends.
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>>67338302
They're terrifying and live a life completely alien to us, the same reason there are no movies with islamic protagonists.
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>>67338441
They get btfo by orcas all the time
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>>67338441
>most perfectly adapted killing machines on the planet
get the fuck outta here, humans kill them all the time and we are the subjects of movies quite often
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>>67338505
Shut up gary
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>mfw people swim with sharks
>mfw people go swimming in the open sea

Not even once
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sharknado idiot
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>>67334958
Deep blue sea, sir. All they wanted to do was live their lives in the open ocean.
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