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MOD DELETING THREADS.


LMAO.
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>>67328626
MODS CREATE A FUCKING STICKY ALREADY FUCK
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SWAGLORD GIVE THESE RETARDS A ROLLING STICKY

THEY WONT STOP
/co/ MAKES THEM INSECURE
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>>67328696
kek

KEK

K E K

FULL DAMAGE CONTROL
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>Once a colony of bats literally lifts Bruce Wayne up in the air as a Christ-like figure, you’re probably watching a movie that takes itself pretty seriously.

>Once a colony of bats literally lifts Bruce Wayne up in the air as a Christ-like figure, you’re probably watching a movie that takes itself pretty seriously.

>Once a colony of bats literally lifts Bruce Wayne up in the air as a Christ-like figure, you’re probably watching a movie that takes itself pretty seriously.

>Once a colony of bats literally lifts Bruce Wayne up in the air as a Christ-like figure, you’re probably watching a movie that takes itself pretty seriously.

>Once a colony of bats literally lifts Bruce Wayne up in the air as a Christ-like figure, you’re probably watching a movie that takes itself pretty seriously.
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>>67328626
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>>Once a colony of bats literally lifts Bruce Wayne up in the air as a Christ-like figure, you’re probably watching a movie that takes itself pretty seriously.
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>>67328626
it's happening
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>>67328626
i thought the rape scene was a little much, lots of people got up and left during it.
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>>67328626

>The silver lining in the depressing Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice turns out to be that we can still look forward to 2017's Wonder Woman with something approaching a sense of hope. We're calling it better than nothing.

Gadot haters BTFO

>fresh review
>Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice might not be the perfect comic book movie, but it's really entertaining. [Full review in Spanish]

Ayyyyy
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>>67328626

haha oh fuck it's real

we told you it would be hot fucking garbage you idiots zack snyder ZACK SNYDER when are you going to learn
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>IMDB is banning people on its forums

ahahahahahahahahah
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Do you agree with this?
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>>67328696
>>67328740
Or maybe cuz there only needs to be one?
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>>67328966
They're hoping the wonder woman movie will be on the same level as supergirl
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This is so surreal. It was suppose to be too big for this to happen.
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>>67328888

>QUUUUAAADDDDSSS
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>>67328966
>full review in Spanish
>Mexican intellectuals
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>>67328966
>Looking forward to Wonder Skeleton
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>they literally deleting reviews
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>>67328767
What in the literal fuck.
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I heard a guy was going to write a BvS review for RT but the movie was so bad that instead he had to go home and throw up.
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>>67329051
KEK.
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>>67329054
Holy shit what the fuck
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It's steadily going up. By this time tomorrow it will be in the 90s.
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>>67329290
What are you talking about, it will take 20 minutes.
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>>67329172
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

One RT's most prominent reviewers had his review remove and he said on twitter in a deleted tweet that RT staff told him to 'measure his criticism'
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>>67329328
linklinklink
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Every one of you hating on this movie and Snyder literally go suck a fucking dick. Have you seen this movie yet? No? Well watch it for yourselves but until then shut the fuck up and laughing at the rotten tomatoes score.
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the score is going up because of paid reviews and review DELETION
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>>67329290

It's actually dropping, its at 41% now.
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>>67329328
Source please
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>superheros were a mistake
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>>67329382
the score has been the same for apst hour tho

go shitpost somehwere else
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>>67329373
>Have you seen this movie yet?

Yeah, I watched a cam rip.

It was dogshit.
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>>67328626
>34 reviews

Jesus christ, I know this place is full of newfags, but I'd expect the internet hat machine to be able to spot trolling.
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MODS FUCK OFF
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>>67329471
Whats wrong, /v/? Did you think baneposting was in favor of TDKR when you joined us in 2014?
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>>67329425
If it blows its budget out of the water then the rating can be in the negatives for all that that matters.
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>>67329373
The thing is - viewer reception is no better, just look at RT. Or look at twitter, there was a premiere in Moscow today and people hated it and we're talking about plebs who went to BvS on a fucking Tuesday night. Everyone's bringing the same points - overlong, messy, Snyder hates Superman, etc. Same positives too - WW, Affleck and that's about it
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>>67329471
yeah, tell that to f4ntastic
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These reviews are brutal

>a 250 million dollar tombstone
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>>67329515
wow, you just have those goalposts on wheels now dont you
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>>67329471
It's at 38 reviews now and dropped to 41%.
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>>67329328
>lying on the internet
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>>67329373
I'm waiting for Zack to suck on my dick.
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>>67329727
>In Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justic, the Dark Knight and the Man of Steel duke it out and the audience loses.
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>No major blockbuster in years has been this incoherently structured, this seemingly uninterested in telling a story with clarity and purpose.
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>>67329662

>410 million

>Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice is shaping up to be one of the most expensive movies of all time, with an alleged budget of around $410 million.Now for the record, it’s entirely possible that the number includes marketing, which makes sense. A $225-$250m production spend on Batman v Superman along with a now-standard $150m worldwide marketing budget gets you right about to $410m.
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>>67329764
ASM2 though. It's going to be hilarious if BvS ends up with a lower score, it has 53% on RT
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I'm going to be honest, the movie was terribly paced and all over the place. The only good thing about it was Batman, which managed to be a fresh take on the character.

It was a shittier version of his Dark Knight Returns self.
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>To call it ridden with plot holes would be a disservice to plot holes.
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>A quarter billion dollar debacle that fails on nearly every conceivable level, the real question is how could anyone who was involved thought this was a good idea
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>>67329054
1.3 million vs 10 k votes

You see what's wrong with this picture?
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>people honestly 100% sincerely expected a DC movie to be good
TOP

FUKKEN

KEK

MAHVEL is king, baby. Just wait for Civil War to come out and then you'll see how a superhero movie supposed to be done
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>>67330451
trying too hard.
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>>67330451
I didn't expect it to be good, i expected that after MoS they'll take a safer route and just make something watchable to start a franchise, instead they went FULL IN
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>>67328626
>age of ultron has an rt score of 75%

yeah I'm not trusting rottentomatoes
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How can you even make a movie which has Batman and Superman fighting each other that professional critics consider to be worse than Thor 2?
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>critics liked Deadpool more

dc's mega-hit is being panned to the shadow realm while marvel's meme character was lauded vigorously by nearly everyone

holy shit
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>>67328626

>THE WHEELCHAIR BOMB SCENE IS REAL

I gotta see this opening night
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>>67328767
>>67328859
>>67329328

>THREAD THEME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI
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>>67329113
kill yourself
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>>67329113
>surreal
>snyder

Cmon son.
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>Rotten Tomatoes
Yeah, you fucking manchildren just need to shut the fuck up for a while and have a good look at yourselves in a fucking mirror, you autistic woo wee wee woos.
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Snyder has undone everything Nolan did for DC over the span of 7 years.
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>>67330596
This desu, just more insult to injury. This "MoS is good" meme was awful and just trying to mimic the "success" of the "Avatar is good" meme.
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>>67328626

FINALLY

WHEN WILL CAPESHIT FANS KILL THEMSELVES????
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>>67330451
>then you'll see how a superhero movie supposed to be done

How so? I've already see all the past movies and NONE of the characters have anything interesting going for them.
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>Once a colony of bats literally lifts Bruce Wayne up in the air as a Christ-like figure, you’re probably watching a movie that takes itself pretty seriously.

>Once a colony of bats literally lifts Bruce Wayne up in the air as a Christ-like figure, you’re probably watching a movie that takes itself pretty seriously.

>Once a colony of bats literally lifts Bruce Wayne up in the air as a Christ-like figure, you’re probably watching a movie that takes itself pretty seriously.

>Once a colony of bats literally lifts Bruce Wayne up in the air as a Christ-like figure, you’re probably watching a movie that takes itself pretty seriously.
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>>67330678
Damage control harder DCuck.
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>>67330678
this

I hate all capeshit, so don't accuse me of being some sort of shit or any of that shit

But you are talking about early reviews.

EARLY
REVIEWS

They're goddamn worthless. A review isn't worth a damn until weeks or even months after release. There is absolutely no way to know if a movie is good from our horrifically corrupt review system.
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>>67330678
DCfriends on FULL DAMAGE CONTROL
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>>67329471

If you double the amount of reviewers and they all give it 100s then you're still at 70% bucko

ITS SHIT AHAHAHAHHAH
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Holy fuck, it's real.
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>RT
>not shill center for Marvel movies

You people are still surprised?
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Hey,
>>67330678

She with you?
>>67330762
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>>67330722
>>Once a colony of bats literally lifts Bruce Wayne up in the air as a Christ-like figure, you’re probably watching a movie that takes itself pretty seriously.

It happens in a dream.
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>>67330785
Yeah with the whole 94% score on The Dark Knight, what total Marvel shills right?
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>>67330762
Early reviews are the ones studios put forward first, as they are usually positive. This should give you an idea of the clusterfuck this movie is.
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We are witnessing the deat of capeshit guys.

What a time to be on /tv/, can't wait for the new memes.
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There are little boys and girls who are going to go to this thinking it's a Justice League movie.

Instead they'll see a pretentious grimdark christ-allegory that would make a 14 y.o. Linkin Park fan cringe.

Those are the only people I feel sorry for.
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>>67330762
>I hate all capeshit

Good way to make people in this thread stop reading.
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>>67330785
>RT
>owned by Time Warner
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>>67328767
wtf, no way. first Superman returning 3 days later, now this?

no fucking way
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kek how is zack snyder still employed NO LESS DIRECTING JUSTICE LEAGUE LOL! mano f steel was fucking garbage
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>>67328626
>Reviews counted 34
Is anyone stupid enough to fall for this? Is this some Marvel marketing ploy, or are Marvel fans literally this retarded?
IMDB has 11080 votes and 9.2 rating.
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>>67330878
Memes aside, this is what's legitimately sad about this.
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>>67330932
It's at 39 reviews now with 41%.
>anyone who says mean things about DC must be Marvel!
What a fanboy.
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>>67330785
RT is owned by Time Warner, DCuck.
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>"the life-or-death battle between the two icons ultimately comes down to a series of misunderstandings."

FUCK I KNEW THEY WERE GONNA PULL THAT STUPID SHIT
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>>67330959
Don't be sad, my man.
This will just push more people to Marvel, since they're A-OK with making non grim-dark cape movies.
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>>67330932
>He doesnt know
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>>67330762
>horrifically corrupt review system

wait, you think a rival studio or something is paying critics off to give negative reviews?
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>>67331006
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>>67330878

>expecting a Snyder movie to be muh lighthearted fun for children

Pretty sure you'd have to be brain dead to think that after the trailers. All good movies are "grimdark." That's a buzzword mentally ill manchildren use to refer to anything that has a respectable theme and aesthetic.
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>ywn be so childishly invested in a movie that you fly into a frothing rage over a bad rating from an aggregate review site
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>>67331034
wait, you think this doesn't happen?

that's cute
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Fandango owns RT. If BVS gets terrible reviews then people won't buy tickets from Fandango!
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>>67330816
Typical capeshit fan thinking it's bad because of unrealism and not because it's the hackest shit ever since Jesus Superman in MoS
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>>67331066
Critics getting paid for positive reviews is plausible, but the reverse is pretty retarded
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>>67331048
imagine you're walking on the shopping on your kid and he sees batman and superman from the cartoon he likes
and he thinks it's a justice league movie, you enter the theater you see all his dreams being crushed
BRAVO HACK SNYDER
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>nothing really interesting happens for another, oh, 100 minutes or so. (Though, very confusing things happen: like a plot to frame Superman for the deaths of some terrorists in Africa … who were shot. How do you frame Superman by shooting people? Anyway, it works!) In that 100 minutes, there’s a dream sequence (this movie loves its dream sequences) of Batman fighting in some far-flung dystopian version of Gotham and Metropolis. This is the first time we really see Batman in action

>nothing really interesting happens for another, oh, 100 minutes
>This is the first time we really see Batman in action
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>>67331006
>i thought she was with you
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I didn't think it was possible for the Warner Bros shilling to be more transparent than it has been in the last month but sudden needs to perform damage control is producing some incredible mental gymnastics and meltdowns.

It's more sad than anything now, I hope the money is worth it.
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>>67331048
>respectable theme and aesthetic
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DC BTFO
BOYS MMMM
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>>67329173
Copypasta you tourist
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>Once a colony of bats literally lifts Bruce Wayne up in the air as a Christ-like figure, you’re probably watching a movie that takes itself pretty seriously.
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all that money on the budget and they couldn't even get paid reviews
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>>67331125
>BOYS MMMM
what the fuck is Snyder's obsession with this theme?
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>It’s staged with sadistic elegance – there’s a skin-prickling shot of the mugger’s pistol hitching up Bruce’s mother’s string of pearls – although there are only so many slow-motion aerial shots of coffins and black umbrellas a man can come up with, and much of it smacks of similar passages in Snyder’s earlier films, Sucker Punch and Watchmen.

>It also turns out to be the only substantial insight we get into who Bruce Wayne actually is, or what drives him, in the film’s entire two-and-a-half-hour running time
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Paul W.S Anderson and Zack Snyder are basically the same person
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>$410 Million
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>mfw i am completely neutral regarding capeshit but the phrase "uh o spaghettios" triggered me because there is a person with down syndrome at my place of employment that uses this everyday as his catch phrase and I fucking hate him
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>So if all you want to see is a bunch of superheroes punching each other and blowing stuff up, you’ll probably enjoy what Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice has to offer. But I don’t think you’ll be appreciating this film the way it was supposed to be appreciated. This screenplay is “meaningful” in capital air quotes, and the grim determination with which the actors growl their philosophical arguments as the oh-so serious story plays out around them clearly suggests that we were meant to leave our brains on during the movie, instead of turning them off. And since Zack Snyder is practically demanding that we take this film seriously, that’s exactly what I will do. I'll say it's seriously disappointing.
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>Zack Snyder
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>mfw the legion of american parents keep funding this capeshit for their ugly brats

india does aswell wish theyd stop too
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And the sad part is that DC still hasn't hit rock bottom yet
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>>67331103
Swim little duck.

Swim in that ignorance. A duck need not know the evils of man and their marketing departments.
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>>67331006
>pull out a fucking TDKR monologue
>when the conflict is literally a comical misunderstanding

DCucks are defending this RIGHT NOW.
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>BvS isn’t a movie for die-hard comic fans. It isn’t a film for critics. Batman v Superman was made for the every day, action-loving movie goer. Too bad I’m not that person.

>Don’t get me wrong, there’s some things to like about this film — if you enjoy multiple subplots, three false endings, some of the worse CGI integration you’ve seen since Scorpion King, and piss in a cup. No, seriously. Lex, being the vindictive-and-unhinged replacement for the Joker that he is, leaves his own personal cup of “peach tea” for a character, in a scene I wont spoil. It was actually one of the more what-the-heck and honestly genuine moments of BvS. It seemed right out of Deadpool, and not something in a film with this level of gravitas.

>Lex, being the vindictive-and-unhinged replacement for the Joker that he is, leaves his own personal cup of “peach tea” for a character, in a scene I wont spoil
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>>67331223
KEK
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>>67331124

In other words, doing justice to the clusterfuck that would happen on Earth if something like Superman landed here one day. Dark, tumultuous, filled with controversy and panic as every institution clamors to find out where his allegiances lie and develop weapons to defeat him. All of the world's main religions are turned upside-down and the resultant loss of muh faith wreaks havoc on third world countries. It's just great to see that they didn't cave to the bias toward shallow mindless "fun" garbage for children and made something actually worth watching.
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>>67331194
At least you don't work with Max Landis.
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>In other words, Batman v Superman is a sleek, stylish commercial by a studio desperate to birth a new cash cow post-Harry Potter. Almost every aspect of the film — from the shoehorning of Diana Prince (a beautifully blank Gal Gadot), aka Amazonian warrior Wonder Woman, into the plot to pointless cameos by several other fan-favorite DC characters — feels like it was decided in a boardroom instead of a writers’ pen. Moving away from the golden, airy feel of Man of Steel, Snyder apes the dark, brooding aura director Christopher Nolan brought to his Dark Knight trilogy. But he doesn’t have the breadth or vision to match the style: A lot of the movie feels like a retread, right down to the 956th retelling of the night in which a young Bruce Wayne saw his parents gunned down in front of him. Is there anyone left on the planet who still doesn’t know how Batman came to be?
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>>67331240
>Lex, being the vindictive-and-unhinged replacement for the Joker that he is, leaves his own personal cup of “peach tea” for a character, in a scene I wont spoil
THE PEE SCENE IS REAL
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>>67331240
>>BvS isn’t a movie for die-hard comic fans
>>Batman v Superman was made for the every day, action-loving movie goer.

But that's what the comics are.
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>>67330932
>IMBD
>A credible source
Fuck, why don't you cite the backs of DVD boxes while you're at it
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>>67331115

the bomb is with Snyder now
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Hello people of 4chan's /tv/. Please refrain from using Rotten Tomatoes as a referral for reviewing my fantastic superhero showdown movie to date. Rotten Tomatoes' team were paid by Marvel Studios to discredit my movie. Any critic that made the attempt to give a good review on their site were removed and then contacted saying that "please use a moral and educated perspective of this movie". I was baffled, Marvel Studios literally has to discredit me by doing this. We all know Civil War is going to suck like Avengers. To anyone who watched my movie, thank you for your support and kind words. I look forward to bringing you Justice League in the near future.

Yours Truly
- Zack Snyder
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>>67328626
>trusting payed marvel shills
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>>67328767
>All these biblical and philosophical references make me think that Snyder wanted to be Wachowskis and do something they did with the Matrix - a smart action movie. Except Wachowskis fell short where they weren't competent enough filmmakers to tackle their 'too out there' material, while Snyder is just a dumb buffoon with illusion if grandiose who isn't smart enough to recognize a bad idea when he sees one.
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>Eventually, a damsel in distress sets in motion the much-awaited showdown, but it's little more than a handful of punches before the grand finale, when Wonder Woman essentially shows up out of nowhere to aid in a final smackdown. Then comes an abrupt final twist that so clearly sets the stage for future installments that it may as well end with a link to buy more tickets.

>Wonder Woman essentially shows up out of nowhere
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>>67328626
I fucking called it yesterday as 40-52 and got laughed at.

Suck shit, /tv/ was wrong again.
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>>67329328
wait so bad reviews/ratings are being taken down?

no fucking way holy shit.
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>>67331240
MOM'S
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So, the movie is universally hated because it's too philosophical and not "fun"? It sounds good for me desu
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>>67331162
>>BOYS MMMM
>what the fuck is Snyder's obsession with this theme?


After cast Gadot, you need to ask?
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>>67331312
I had a feeling the movie was either going to end up in the 90s, or go straight to <50.

My bet was heavily sided towards the latter.
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>>67331334

That or because it doesn't have a lot of quips to entertain them.
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>>67331334
It's kitsch. Shit pretending to be art and failing
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>>67330513
I agree it should have been higher.
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>The plot turns on the shocking, never-mentioned-again destruction of a symbolic American edifice, a bloodless explosion that one-ups Independence Day’s White House flattening for glibness. Minutes later, we’re supposed to be whipped into a fanboy frenzy by the tribal drumming that accompanies our first hints of Gal Gadot’s severely corseted Wonder Woman (a character that could use some complexity and, if it’s not too late, a better actor). The endgame is your typical WrestleMania nonsense, bereft of weight or grandeur, set in a generic rubblescape that’s emblematic of the script’s lack of human stakes. (Affleck brings on his Argo writer Chris Terrio, but the impact is negligible.) Only the movie’s seesawing, Sergei Prokofiev–inspired score, by Hans Zimmer and Junkie XL, contains a glimmer of wit. Shamelessly, Batman v Superman lunges for a funereal mood in its final stretch, but come on: We all know superheroes don’t die, not when there are reboots in the balance. After this one, you’ll wish a few of them did.
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>>67331372
Have you seen it?
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> It’s not a success either as a stand-alone Man of Steel sequel or a would-be kick-off to the DC Extended Universe, and attempts to insert Batman and his Super Friends do real damage to the story and thus the film. And, my word, this movie is almost a self-parody on “grimdark.”
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>>67331230
It's stupid because the movie industry isn't zero-sum. Batman vs Superman doing well would actually help Civil War, for example.
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>>67331230
>Warner Bros, a billion dollar company is angelic and pure and being bullied by the big meany Disney

Listen to yourself
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>>67330932
>imdb

LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

YOU DONT KNOW HOW IMDB RATING WORKS DO YOU? I CAN LITERALLY CREATE HUNDREDS OF ACCOUNTS AND GIVE 10s ON A WHIM HAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>67331334
Yeah, just like Double Down and Things. It's an underrated philosophical masterpiece :^)
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>And if you thought that Superman didn't act like Superman in Man of Steel, you will probably disapprove of Zack Snyder’s version of Batman. Affleck looks the part and the new costume is the best one ever, but this new Batman mutilates his criminals and kills without pause. Batman spends most of Batman v Superman acting like the film’s villain, and when you ultimately find out why - that is, the REAL reason why - it doesn’t speak very highly of Bruce Wayne. At all.
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I like how RT is trying so hard to shit on the movie. someone wasn't paid enough.
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>>67330513
AoU's only offense was that it was unimaginative. Besides that it's a well made, well paced movie, where all characters have clear motivations and goals.
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Overlong, underdeveloped and almost entirely humorless, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice may please die-hard fans by pitting two DC icons against each other. Everyone else may want to wait for the next Marvel movie.

Rafer Guzman
Newsday
Top Critic

Is he a shill?
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>>67331430
oh be nice, he's obviously new here
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I honestly secretly wanted it to be good. I wanted it to be good.

I wanted to see a good competition for marvel. But deep inside of me I felt it... (This guys actually think a serious superman god like fighting a iron batman is doable WHAT THE FUCK) It's shit. It's always been shit. I was one of those kids who grew with the serious and cartoony tim burton batman and I tought it was amazing. Now that I grew up to be a manchild I've realized I've put all of my hopes on shit characters. Fuck I think the best thing out there is anime and I know its shit. How can people still believe in superheroes when we are now in our 30s. Its shit baby its batshit. I am crying right now well not really but I wish. I am have become so desensitized. I dont have any sense of wonder anymore. wonder woman is shit. I wish movies were like the seventies superman. happy and campy and I dont know why, it's still shit. ITSSS SHIEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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Which was the most exciting bombing today, Brussels or BvS?
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>>67328626

This is about what everyone expected. I mean this is the usual % Snyder movies get.
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>>67328626
Once they revealed that the CIA cameo was cut, it had no chance.
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>>67330762
you can't damage control harder than this
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>>67331381
sure thing bud :) byebye DCuck
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>Eisenberg's performance is catastrophic.
- eternal Anglo from Daily Telegraph

Holy shit that's hilarious
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>41%

>41%

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>>67331481

BvS has more meme potential.
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>>67331504

See you in the next movies we make. :D
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I hope all you marvel fags are happy you killed BvS with all your memeing and shilling.

We had one chance to have a mature adult superhero movie but you faggots had to have your way
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At least the soundtrack is good.

Just like with Man of Steel, I can listen to the soundtrack and imagine a good movie instead.
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/co/ was saying Lex Luthor pees in Superman's tea- can we get confirmation on this?
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how is this possible? the first impressions from selected viewers sounded great.
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Any reviewer that unironically uses the term grimdark is trash
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>>67331223
He can't handle 2 characters, how is he gonna handle whole JL, including his biggest fear - female characters? I think there's no way DC is gonna let him direct it now
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>Once a colony of bats literally lifts Bruce Wayne up in the air as a Christ-like figure, you’re probably watching a movie that takes itself pretty seriously.
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>>67331547

Because someone didn't get paid enough.
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I find it very hard to believe that a movie written by Terrio would be worse than a movie written by Goyer.
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>>67330794
>she
I think you're giving him too much credit, anon.
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>>67331511

it's at 40
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>>67331547
They were shills payed to make buzz
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IT'S A PRETTY GOOD KINOFLICK, DON'T HATE FUCKING MORONIC WHITE MALES
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>>67331554
dead
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>>67331532
He pees in Mercy's tea (his cyborg asian assistant modeled after zuckerbergs wife). for failing him lol.
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Couldn't care less

Loved man of steel and most critics (and most of you) hated that too
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>post yfw capeshit dies
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>>67330932
I don't think even 1000 people have seen this movie yet.
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>>67329054
kek down to 9.2 already
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>>67331240
>>67331532
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I HURT MYSELF TODAY....
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>>67331269
A most underrated reply.
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>>67331547
Yeah, the twitter buzz for Green Lantern and Fantastic Four was great too.

Never trust early screening reactions.
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>>67331592

Why did the MoS felt better after watching the 2nd time? was it because the negative interviews gave me pointless doubt?
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>>67331492
tell me... do you fly?
not so good
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fuck lol
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>>67331576
Argo fucking sucked, it's by far Affleck' worst film and even whatever good it has is carried by directing. I don't understand why people put so much fate in this guy, just because he has an Oscar
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>Batman v Supes - 41%
My guesses for Up coming DC Projects:
>Suicide Squad - 30%
>Justice League (As if this'll happen) - 2%
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>>67331240
So this dipshits one of those tour de force fuckers? I'm gonna go watch it. Superman's making 800 million worldwide, 450 million domestic.
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>>67331481
BvS of course
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>>67331589
what.
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>>67331048
>All good movies are "grimdark."
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
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>>67331532
holy fuck
I shitposted about the movie being pee pee poo poo
but it actually is, wow
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>>67331186
>that much money

HOW CAN A MOVIE BE BAD WITH THIS MUCH FUCKING MONEY BEHIND IT LMAO.

WHY WOULDN'T YOU HIRE DIRECTORS / WRITERS WHO HAVE CONSISTENTLY MADE WELL REVIEWED MOVIES?
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>>67331452
None of that is true. It's terribly made, the CG is laughable now and will only look more and more embarrassing with age. The pacing is garbage, the farm scene is a screeching halt to everything going on to provide piss-poor characterization that boils down to retarded shit like "I'm a woman who can't have babies :(" It's a garbage movie.
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>>67328626

>this movie needs to make 1 billion to break even

WHAT SUNK THE TITANTIC?
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>>67331223
Aquaman will do that.
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>>67331654
Because it meant no Goyer
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>>67331644
Fuck.
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>Reviewers are praising CW TV shows saying that the movies should be more like them

Thank fuck BvS isn't like that anything from CW is trash
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IT DROPPED DOWN TO 32%
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>>67331658

>Justice League
>not happening

Reviews mean shit, it's the money that pours in. why do you think every Marvel movie that's not Captain America is average?
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>>67331260
Try not to choke on all that pretentiousness
Lmao what a shit taste, and uneducated to boot.
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>>67331658
Suicide Squad will be 80%+ because it has jokes and a tongue-in-cheek tone which is all critics care about in superhero movies now.
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>snyder right now
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>>67331703
fuck off, marvel shill.
its still at a decent 40.
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>>67331709
yes, those films are much better. congrats on pointing out the obvious.
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>Jesse Eisenberg is Lex Luthor

I dropped this shit years ago.
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>>67331709
super man returns if a fun flick you could call your girlfried to watch with you and you would probably get laid
now BvS she would think you're a weirdo freak
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>>67331402
Yes
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>>67331725
it's 39 now
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>>67331709
>BvS was beaten by Episode II, Iron Man 3, and Superman Returns
Thanks for the extra laugh, anon
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>>67331709
>good films are better than bad films

Great comparison my man.
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>>67331306
>dumb buffoon

holy fuck
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>>67331723

JUST when?
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>>67331725
>decent 40

There is nothing decent about being in the 40s
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>>67331725
>a decent 40
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>>67328767

No. No way. There's no fucking way that actually happens. That's the most retarded shit I've ever heard.

Are they serious with this movie? I have a feeling that this whole thing is just a joke and there's not actually a movie.
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>>67331725
>decent 40.
lmao
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>>67331725
>a decent 40

I can't handle all this damage control.
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>its down to 39
Holy fuck, let this be the end of capeshit please
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Memes really do come true.
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>>67331723
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>>67331683
>we live in a world where this is no longer the worst batman movie
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>>67331709

superman returns is kino

thats why the main complaint is "he doesnt punch anyone"

only plebs hate superman returns
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39%
JUST
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>16 fresh
>25 rotten
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>>67331725
>decent 40
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>>67331709
>Guys just reminding you that the rule of transitivity applies to RT scores

Thanks guy, always good to define the obvious
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It's all Junkie XL fault isn't it
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>>67331725
>decent 40
Did you ever tell your mother that you had gotten a "decent F" too fucking mediocre?
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>>67331725
>decent 40
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>>67331709
>decent movies are better than terrible ones

what are you trying to get at here?
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>>67331831
No but I did tell your mother I had a decent D
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>>67331700
they pushed back Justice League cause of Marvel's expansion. I'm sure it'll come out it just won't be as big as the Avengers.
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It's over
China will love it
Prepare yourselves for the dawn of capekino
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>>67331835
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>>67331709
I remember critics saying that supes was to peaceful in this movie, wondering if it still echoes in WB HQ and maybe kids the reason why they decided to turn him into a man of murder instead.
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>39%
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>>67331852
Flat out terrible
Take a lap
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>>67331852
That sounds disappointing too.
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wew
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