hey 4chan,fan of the books here.any wild theory going around?
>>67314131
hey tommy
>>67314131
no.
>>67314131
>inb4 /lit/ reject copypasta
>>67314131
>hey 4chan
Go back to wherever you came from
>>67314131
JK Rowling is a figurehead. Other people did most of the writing.
>>67314173
>>67314193
Where's your dignity?
>>67314231
source pls
don't even care about harry potter I just want to know if this is an actual theory people have
>>67314305
>tfw i will now use "Hello 4chan" before every post i make to piss off the Otizmos
Go to fucking /lit/ then you retard
>>67314131
We hate you
Do they have a sex ed in Hogwarts?
>>67314455
> No Kanye West Glow in the Dark
Shit list anon
Any theories about Good ol' Weird Wizard Rapey Greg?
>>67314131
how often do you think Harry, Ron and Hermione masturbated each other?
>>67314314
She's a modern day Carolyn Keene. Carolyn Keene was the pseudonym for a group of writers, who wrote shit like The Nancy Drew series. There were like 8 writers at one point. They went as far as to hire an actor to play the role of Carolyn Keene; they made up a whole backstory for Carolyn Keene. To the reader, Carolyn Keene was a real person.
How the hell do you suppose HP got picked up so fast by Warner Bros or a book publisher when Rowling was supposed to be some poor no name? It's all a backstory for the fictional character of Rowling.
Do you honestly think she can churn out that many books in that short of a time? She's either just writing the first thing that pops into her head, or there are more than one writers
>>67314597
Daily, every chapter starting with Harry and Ron waking up from their beds magically also had Hermione in tow. There is no way she wasn't giving them good old fashions on a daily basis.
>>67314644
> Do you honestly think she can churn out that many books in that short of a time? She's either just writing the first thing that pops into her head,
She absolutely is churning out those books in that short of a time. You can see the distinct quality of her writing including plot points and pacing, its terrible. There is a solid reason things start to go to shit full of plot holes once OoTP starts and it steadily remains shit through the finale of the series.
>>67314455
(you)
>>67314644
>Do you honestly think she can churn out that many books in that short of a time?
She did 7 books in 10 years, that's nothing.
>>67314644
have you ever heard of galactic sagas? Most of them are 30+ books in length, and each longer than the 7th HP book. And all written in a shorter span of time...
7 books in 10 years is childs play
>>67314373
Me too
>>67314644
2 years between book release and movie deal really isn't that unusual/improbable.
In fact, none of those things are.
>>67314876
no i haven't which probably means they're shit.
>>67314131
It's the dullest franchise
Wait, hold on, Tyrone is about to pull the plug on my shed's power.
>>67315445
This image irks me. Ignoring the obvious bait at the bottom, it's a good book selection but everything is just slightly misplaced. Hemingway in high tier instead of God, Rand in God instead of high and so on. It's a rather excellent crafted image and I find it very triggering.
>>67315445
>the great gatsby and the stranger at the top
let it be bait... let it be bait...
