Freak fantasy fist fight
Hal vs Walt
>>67313987
Walt got beat up by a balding manlet.
Hal wins.
Hal has sitcom endurance and strength while Walter is a dying middle aged man.
>>67313987
Feel like Hal would accidently do something that winds up really messing Walt up and then sprint away because theres no way he could afford the payments he'd be liable for
Hal, easily. Did you see him take that clown at the batting cages?
>>67314120
While constantly looking back with that exasperated look on his face, I can already see it
how about Carm vs Sky?
Where Skylar has like 100 pounds on Carmela, to make it even, Sky called up the Sopranos household and told Carmela "i used to fuck your husband"
>>67313987
>Walter
>fist fight
He'd start coughing up blood after throwing a single punch
>>67314049
>>67314073
>>67314120
>>67314139
>>67314318
Maybe you guys didn't actually see Breaking Bad. Walt BROKE BAD, he beat Cancer there for a while. He grew a beard. That tantrum underneath the house.
How about Skylar vs LOIS!?
>>67314385
And you didn't see Malcolm in the Middle. Hal becomes a crazy psychopath when Lois is not around.
>>67314434
How about Lois vs Salamanca cousins?
>>67314434
Lois would have caught on to the shenanigans from early, torched the RV arranged a sit down, lighting a cigarette from the still smoking embers of said RV
"so you wanna make meth huh?"
>>67314475
Lois.
>>67314434
Lois.
>>67314199
Carmela absolutely NEVER had an affair, ever. She just had a crush on Furio. She never acted on it.
>>67314475
How about Lois vs. Mike?
>>67314560
Lois. Better call Lois.
>>67314533
I think they're talking about one of two things. Either the time she kissed the wallpaper guy in the side bathroom, which was just a kiss, and not an affair...or the time she had sex with AJ's guidance counselor, which was during separation, and not an affair.
>>67314560
lets make it even
lois vs a pack of timberwolves
>>67313987
What about Walt vs 4 Brock Lesnars?
Walt has two days prep time
Lois vs Sicario?
>>67314608
Lois.
>>67314434
>skylar
OUT.
>>67314616
Don't know about Walt, but Hal would just add them to his bodybuilding fanclub.
Would Lois have been able to turn Jesse into a proper outstanding citizen given the time?
Walter Jr vs Stevie
No handicaps
>>67314691
those SJW writers made women the winners of everything. so why not? and those nazis at the end, if Lois had 3 minutes with them in the garage they would have walked out with new states of mind.
>>67314713
you cheeky monkey
>>67314199
Skyler was already married to walt after he became a drug king pin though. they both turned a blind eye, but Skyler went out of her way to fuck things up and be difficult
>giving that money to ted
>cheating on walt
>>67314713
With handicaps Stevie could kick his ass with that exoskeleton he had
>>67314713
>>67314736
>those SJW writers
>Malcolm in the middle
I want 8gag to leave.
>>67314806
>he didn't see the graffiti billboard episode
>>67314833
>he didn't see Hal yelling at Stevie's dad "I will own you!"
>>67314898
he apologizaks after, so I think it's okay.
>>67314833
That episode was poking fun at the very thing you seem to be offeded by.
>>67314736
>those SJW writers
MitM shat on SJWs.
>>67314449
Truth.
Hal's swarm of bee's shooting deathbot>Walts erector set tier m60 turret
>>67315034
>you will never get a slappy standee
I stand by Malcolm in that episode.
"PEOPLE WHO DRINK BEER MOP
PEOPLE WHO MOP DRINK BEER"
>>67314608
Lois vs Goku at max power level and gohan was just killed
Wait... no....
Louis VS chi-chi.
>>67315129
It depends if Gohan or Reese got a hair cut recently
>>67314199
Carmela is a far far better character than Skyler.
Ya'll niggas forget that Hal had a bad streak before he met lois. Remember that episode where Lois left and he went nuts? He'd fuck walt up with his autistic strength