http://www.nerdix.cl/exclusivo-critica-batman-v-superman-el-origen-de-la-justicia/
from Chile... enjoy.
Anyone here speak chillian?
>>67311785
typical fucking mmurricans! They think because a country is called Chile the people there speak chillian! How fucking dense can you be? Geezes. As if people in fucking Germany speak germanish!! idiots
>>67311758
Holy kek. DC BTFO
>>67311785
I do. Tldr is its shit and people shouldn't waste thier money on watching it
>>67311758
>the 2 biggest mary sues in comic book history fight and thier bullshit powers cancel each other out
>>67311785
>current year
>speaking only one language
>>67311785
>he doesn't use Google Chrome
Step up nigger
>>67311785
Portuguese
Great
>"And it is worth stopping at Luthor, which as already mentioned would be the evolution of the character Pikachu to Raichu Eisenberg in "The Social Network" with long hair, talking even faster, with psychotic and hysterical winks."
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS REVIEW???
>to control ratings critics are not allowed to issue their ratings until the studio decides
Horse shit fascism
>4.5/5
Bravo Nolan
>>67311865
>using a botnet
>>67311829
>>67311833
Marvelcucks on suicide watch
He gave it a 4.5/5
>>67311785
Only when I'm eating sea bass
>>67312053
>>67312033
>trusting literally paid for reviews
DCucks are literally this desperate my sides are orbiting the sun
>>67311785
I don't, but I'm a fan of chili and sea bass.
http://www.vg.no/rampelys/film/filmanmeldelser/filmanmeldelse-batman-v-superman/a/23644442/
from Norway... enjoy.
>>67311758
I don't know if I having trouble understanding Chilean or if his Spanish is really that bad.
Apparently EisenLuthor is the standout and definitive best ever on screen
I will be first in line to apologize if true
>>67311956
Latino here, your average nerd over here tends to be really, really dumb.
>>67312430
>Apparently EisenLuthor is the standout and definitive best ever on screen
I am expecting him to be the best part of the film with everything else being either average or bad.
>>67312362
Why would I enjoy that?
>>67311758
I don't into Mexican bro.
>>67311758
That "review" is fucking stupid, I couldn't even make it past the first paragraph, not because I don't speak spanish, but because it seems like it's written by a 13 year old boy.
In the end he says this is the superhero film he's always dreamed of and ever made, that's not a mistranslation, it's exactly what that retard says.
>>67312803
>being this retarded
>>67312471
I remember when I was a kid, being a nerd meant you were outstandingly smart, so smart that dumb people would cast you out of their social circles and it was a bad term. Fucking millenials.
>>67312880
sorry to tell you this anon but thats not why you were called a nerd and got beat up at school
>>67312880
When I was a kid, nerd meant someone who worked with computers.
>>67312880
Well the term doesn't have that much meaning in Latin America, but the modern nerd is anyone who watches anime, plays videogames and/or is into other geek stuff like superheroes and shit.
>>67312803
>he says this is the superhero film he's always dreamed of
That's good enough for me.
>>67311827
Calm down beaner, is just that you are really far away and are irrelevant. What do you speak anyway? hue hue language?
>>67312979
No I think in Chile they speak Inca.
>>67312471
Spic here, can confirm.
I wish they all would just go away
>>67312972
That reviewer is a retard with a double-digit IQ though.
>>67312909
I grew up in a healthy environment. We'd get beat up and also beat some other kids up. Part of life. Not that you'd ever understand that, growing up with texting and porn on your phone and never going out of your house, you sad sad fat fuck.
>>67311758
>http://www.nerdix.cl/exclusivo-critica-batman-v-superman-el-origen-de-la-justicia/
> Implanting moments of worship and making us shiver of ecstasy in the chair.
lol ok
>weon
>peliar
truly chilean
>>67312986
They speak weon language
>>67313027
>weon
>we on
What are you on?
>>67312953
Super hero is "geek"? It's fucking mainstream for ages.
Just because socially akward fat people go to cons and dress up like them doesn't mean they are the average comic book reader.
>>67313072
Nah man, super hero MOVIES are mainstream. Reading comic books is lame and uncool.
>>67312995
seems like i hit a nerve :^)
its okay anon
>>67313072
>Just because socially akward fat people go to cons and dress up like them doesn't mean they are the average comic book reader.
You are being delusional there, only geeks buy superhero comics these days.
Movies and TV shows have only become normal among normies in the last decade.
>>67312919
>>67312880
Being a nerd here meant anyone who focused on getting good grades
>>67312222
>MUH COMPANY WARSSSSSSSS
>>67313119
We had a different name for that entirely but I don't know how to translate it.
>>67311956
>Batman is scary and climbs walls like a possessed girl
I'm having a really hard time reading through this. It's like a Doug review but ten times more annoying.
>>67313119
It's anyone who's complete shit at sports you fucking nerd.
>>67312953
>but the modern nerd is anyone who watches anime, plays videogames and/or is into other geek stuff like superheroes and shit.
The problem with that is that shits all mainstream now.
The only way you can be a geek today is by being into more hardcore shit like Strategy PC games, watching Tokusatsu/Sentai and reading Indie comics.
The Geekest Geeks being Warhammer and D&D players.
>>67313046
He means Chilean people speak a shitty bastard Spanish, they sound like ghetto Mexicans or retarded Argentinians. Weon is just a slang they use a lot.
>>67313207
>hardcore shit like Strategy PC games
Since when have Starcraft and Warcraft been "hardcore" shit?
>>67313238
I see my pun went over your head.
>>67313250
Relative.
Just because tons of chinks play it doesn't mean it's popular in the Americas.
Or you can believe Blizzards bullshit if you want.
>>67313163
>>67313174
I mean the guys who literally obsess over grades and earning them the 'fair way' instead of cheating at their exams if given the opportunity to. Ironically one of those guys is now a DUDE WEED LMAO type of guy who smokes pot hourly and works at McDonalds. Maybe he had a JUST-type of turnout at the end.
>>67313294
Well I don't know what it's like in America, but most people in my social circle have enjoyed some if not all games in those series.
>>67313307
>cheating in a test
How stupid do you have to be to have to resort to this?
>>67313307
I wasn't a nerd, but I never once cheated on a test. People would be thrown off as fuck whenever the teacher gave us back a test or something and they saw I got good grades.
>>67313207
>The Geekest Geeks being Warhammer and D&D players.
I know a Warhammerfag who literally worked at O'Malley's campaign as a speech-shill. I'd say that's still pretty mainstream.
>>67313323
>>67313367
>How stupid do you have to be to have to resort to this?
Most of us literally didn't care what we were studying about during high school and just wanted to get decent grades to apply to college later on. Also we cheated collaboratively (apart from the people I mentioned) so no one really noticed.
>>67313412
I go to a weekly Warhammer play event at a Hobbytown USA. There's all kinds of guys there. From lawyers and chefs to garbagemen.
Nobody actually brags about it outside of it like capeshit fans do, it's a hobby.
>>67312362
>One of the best in the genre
Hmm almost everyone are agreeing on this movie being excellent, has Snyder (Terrio) done it???!
>>67312222
Every reviewer says the exact same phrase "get your tickets now can't talk about it" this is a line fed to them by the studio.
>>67313323
>but most people in my social circle have enjoyed some if not all games in those series.
Here is another review in Spanish, found it in RT:
http://www.garuyo.com/cine/batman-vs-superman-critica-resena-estreno
>>67313908
>Not only is this a big let down in every sense, it makes you wonder if the rest of the DC Comics films will have the same fate.
SHOTS FIRE
>>67313939
He primarily complains about the plot not making a lot of sense. He also says it's worse than Man of Steel.
>>67311758
as a Chilean, i apologize for the dumb faggot that wrote the review. the style is gross, the ideas are stupid, the inserted gifs are awful. im truly ashamed, because this is the norm.
>>67312053
I don't get it
