ITT: toys we own from weird movies
Pic related: congo blastface ape
>>67311182
dude holy shit, thank you. I had one of those.
this was legit my favorite toy growing up. all them points of articulation AND it could transform into a wolf. imagination paradise.
>>67311805
Shit, I think I had that too. What was it from?
>>67311182
Way cooler than the Congo watch I had.
>>67311837
tmnt 2?
Had this bad boy. The movie is kinda meh, but the toys were awesome.
>>67312000
Holyshit, can a helicopter carry a missile this huge?
You'd pull Arnie's right arm down and his torso would fly off
>>67312145
>the one on the left
Yep.
all the predator and alien toys were fucking phenomenal. the cloaked, clear plastic predator with silver armor and weapons was easily the best.
it was amazing when R-rated ultraviolent movies had children's actionfigures
>>67312303
My friend had a large robocop that said 3 catchphrases from the movies
>>67312303
I got that about a month ago. Besides the yellowing on the plastic, its prettu godtier.
>>67311837
tmnt 2 secret of the ooze
>>67312303
see thru toys were so much fucking cooler than all other toys.
>>67311805
Nice I had the turtle one
>>67312303
I thought I had imagined this.
>>67312000
Holy shit this
The scale was perfect to made him fight big plastic animals like in the TV show
>he didn't have the batman and robin bane
>>67313012
I know a trick that might get rid of the yellowing. Check around before you try this, but I've heard that if you spray yellowed plastic down with a solution of lemon juice and water, then leave it to dry in the sun, it'll take the yellowed film off.
It works with old, "beiged" white plastic, at least.
>>67312145
Fuark I had this
>>67315274
>>67315274
>>67315437
didnt mean to quote desu senpai lad m8
sorry
>>67315437
I still remember my dad taking me to go and meet Ripster and I wussed out when I saw him and started crying
>>67315494
he was pretty intense m8 cant blame you
>>67315087
That's a big toy
>>67315087
That Bane did not fuck around
>Sub-zero powers on one hand
>Spike plant hand on the other
>Still Bane so had super strength
this guy was one of my favorite toys growing up.
he came with that cool little car that extended for some reason? but i think this toy might have started my obsession with putting toys in cups of water and then freezing them. that was seriously my favorite scenario to play out.
I had most of the commando elite and a couple Gorganites
>>67315634
>boy the toys in this movie sure are awesome
>boy the toys in real life sure are a piece of shit
The hurtful thing is the executive guy in the movie is like "can to the toys move like that in real life?" and he gets super upset when they say no.
>>67315600
>toys in cups of water and then freezing them
>Had the same figure and liked to freeze it also
>>67315680
>All the nostalgia remakes of toys from companies
>No small soldiers ever
I never understood why all the Jurassic Park figures never looked at all like their movie counterparts. Like some looked completely different
>>67315437
Holy shit fuck yeas my older brother and his friends holded these more important than fucking pieces of crystal. They were awesome looking toys and felt awesome with their well painted and detailed rubberparts, but weren't they quite expensive? I remember that was the biggest reason why my mom wouldn't buy them often.
I had McFarelane Matrix stuff, the Sentinal, and an APU.
unforuntally they were cheaply made, and broke apart just sitting therer.
When I was a kid I had a toy Bossk the trandoshan booty hunter from SW.
My version was a slavic bootleg though, so instead of beige costume he had a flamboyant pink one.
Queer Bossk was one of my fav toys.
>>67315783
>that one Nedry toy
JP toys were great though.
Somewhere buried in the depths of my childhood closet lives a Bill Pullman figure holding a bazooka.
>>67315783
They may not have had rights to the actor's likeness. That's why Egon had a pompadour in TRGB
>>67311182
same. made me fucking hyped for the movie, then it turned out the evil monkeys looked like guys in yeti costumes that were unfathomably cheap for this kind of movie
>>67315902
Has anyone ever collected all the mission discs?
Saw him at a comic store and decided "what the hell" due to how fucked-up he looked.
I currently own this. Love that movie...
>>67316201
I remember this movie, the robot that was with the family was the coolest shit
>>67315887
wish i had bossk or any of the bounty hunters but fuck those prices
This has taken up space in every closet in every house I've lived in since I bought it in 1998.
Stay Puft pencil sharpener from '87.
They had movies so they count right?
Get on my level
>>67317059
That's not voltron
>>67317097
Whatever gramps
>>67316382
Open it you fuck
>>67316961
I never got pohatu, though I collected a ton of them up to the inika I think
>>67315087
I HAD THAT TOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYY
I fucking loved that thing - all these memories out of nowhere
>>67317344
I got all of the original ones though I lost bunch of the smaller parts building those combined ones that were at the end of the how to build book, my favorites were Makuta and Toa of Light thanks to that sweet flying thing he had
>>67316382
Fuck nice one, I've got the 18" Gipsy.
>>67315494
He was probably so disappointed in you
>>67312000
Every kid had that same fucking godzilla, it was great
>>67315437
Fintastic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kthtkKM0oQ
You could judge how much your parents loved you by how many film or cartoon based toyed they bought you as a child.
>>67318946
yes, but did you have these?
>>67315600
The carbon freeze scene from ESB was was set mine off. Everybody was getting carbon encased in my freezer.
>>67315494
thats cute
>>67312000
who had the one that could swallow figure?
This thing. It transformed into an ape on all fours. Not sure where it was from though. It's GoBots I think
>>67318946
Well mayb if you were a spoiled brat and your parents had a lot of money.
I had the Exploding Alien. Shit was cool except for when I lost half the parts after the first time I exploded it.
This thing was fun as fuck. I realize the movies were toycentric but they had damn good toys.
>>67319705
Pic
>>67317285
i like it in box so no not like I'd do anything with it , btw got it for free so might get rid of it or find cherno alpha to go with it.
>>67315437
ayeee I still have this, but my toy looks less retarded than yours. Is yours an early version or what?
>>67318204
got mine for free contemplating buying cherno or typhoon if they make an 18inch of him.
>>67315572
For you.
>>67317562
>sweet flying thing
Even better if you think about what it is: the six dead kids of the main villain built into a flying bike, powered by a giant evil slug, has your dead pal's face on the front, and you have to stick a rod in the hole between your legs to ride it. You use it to ram the door of the bad guy, and then leave it there and never use it again.
>>67319635
haha forgot about this guy so awesome. I had Apone and Bishop as well. I would take the battle damage Nedry who you pop his arms off and stick Bishops mini gun in the hole.
>>67315634
had this one
>With spin-fury battle action
>>67318861
>"that round mound of pound"
Not from a movie but you now remember spending hours playing on this thing
>>67321451
Speaking of spin action. Used to have this quest for camelot guy with flail arms that you'd wind up
>>67323009
>mfw my mate got his whole room car-carpeted
A series, but still. What a toy.
Apparently the originals can be worth quite a bit these days.
>>67319945
>mfw my Dad threw out my Riddler cup
I could buy another sure but it doesn't have the sentimental value that it was MY cup that I got from mcdonalds and it was my favorite
Why the fuck did I have this as a kid?
who /cowboysofmoomesa/ here?
>>67315634
>premise of film (aside from toys coming to life) is about the evils of children's toy marketing
>dude let's actually sell the toys lmao
>>67323923
I have the scorpion guy somewhere
>>67323224
the mad man.
>>67323923
That was like Biker Mice from Mars but for gays.
Had Mulder too.
>>67324194
How many times did you hot glue her?
The flip-out door breaks off after awhile. Then it becomes a toy box with wheels.
>>67319945
lol i was just drinking out of my robin cup yesterday
Boba Fett?
Boba Fett!
I used to bury him in the backyard
>>67324822
I had jango fett with a detachable head
To this day I still do not know the final resting place of that piece of plastic, they should have given it a stronger magnet.
aside from quite a few toys already listed i have this still
only opened a few times but never removed from the box, even tried out the game disc back then but you needed all the discs to really have a complete game.
also i have the talkboy from home alone2
>>67311182
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck I have that one.
>>67311182
I had that too. Never ever realized it was from a movie.
funny thing is i never even watched the movie
>>67318990
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
folks probably still have those dino sheets
also these sheets, pic related
>>67326068
I've met 1 other person who has seen/heard of warriors of virtue
>>67318861
oh vin
My Brooklyn and Xanatos ones disappeared at some point over the years :(
>>67318861
this reminds me that i had owned, at one time, a battle troll.
it had to've come from some aunt or uncle as a christmas gift because i fucking hated it. i dont even want to save this image to my drive
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/BluEbuSHy4/3dd7465b.jpg
>>67321687
Oh sit I had that.it was a Bitch to transform
>>67319298
His head reminds me of Strongbad.
>Someone call-a da Cheat!
>>67326068
>>67327263
I fucking love Warriors of Virtue.
The sequel killed Ares from Xena tho...
Literally. He died on the set from falling off a high place. They killed Kevin Smith!
>>67327721
Correction he died on another set after wrapping that film up.
So it still kinda murdered him.
>>67327263
I think I had most of the toys.
>>67324357
but does it shoot pizzas? No. So it's shit.
>>67327475
>not liking based battle trolls
How about you kill yourself, you shittaste fucktard?
I never understood why movies I was too young to see had toys that were apparently targeted at kids my age. Alien(s), Robocop, Terminator, even 1989 Batman, all toys I owned.
I liked this bronze Terminator, with his inexplicable massive red "arrow blaster"
>>67329284
>>67329284
ever figure had to have a ridiculously over-sized missile shooter. loved some of the 1989 batman ones, especially the penguin squad
>>67326068
>>67327263
That's strange considering according to Google and Wikipedia the film made 6.525 TRILLION US Dollars at the box office.
>>67329704
Eat shit Cameron, Warriors of Virtue all up in your boipussy.
>>67329704
My friend had a Warriors of Virtue back pack in elementary school.
>>67311182
I still have this somewhere. I used to use it as a Wampa when I would play with my Star Wars action figures.
>>67321687
fuck yeah
I saw a shitty toy at Big Lots a few years after this show that used the same molds but was some no-name dragon bullshit.
>>67321451
I had this guy. I don't even think he was in the movie. Made for a good lava monster though when I played with other toys
>>67312145
>fat, looked nothing like t-1000
>shot rockets out of its ass
90s toys sucked
>>67311182
Is Congo any good?
>>67330105
Amy love congo
![al1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BPl1lyk.jpg "al1[1].jpg")
I still have some of my original Aliens toys somewhere.
>>67317059
My black friend....
Countless hours spent playing with these guys.
This mother fucker right here was always "me" whenever I played with action figures
>>67323923
Hey Doug walker
>tfw oldfag
>tfw the first toy you ever remember getting was a Return of the Jedi Gamorrean Guard
>tfw you remember picking it out of a big bin of Star Wars action figures that were on sale because it was a few years after the movie came out
>tfw you remember your Grandma was the one that bought it for you because you were being so good at the store while your parents were buying your first ever big boy bed
>tfw you remember how happy her handing you that toy made you
>tfw Grandma is dead now
>tfw you'll never be as happy as that little toy made you ever again
;_;
>>67312000
Why has no one noticed that his tail is a fucking PENIS?
>>67330224
Unless I was playing with Star Wars toys, in which case I was always Dash Rendar.
>>67315437 Jawesome
![91GVw93ZaXL._SY355_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DBekbYt.jpg "91GVw93ZaXL._SY355_[1].jpg")
>>67330173
battlebeasts were eldergod tier, right along side Zbots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecKNPbghb-U
I had this thing. It was fucking rad.
>>67315902
Independence day resurgence toys announced when??
>no dabid dad
>no old dabid
>no old bill Pullman
>>67315783
I think the JP figures were based off the book.
>>67329946
I had that exact set of four when I was a kid.
Who /MightyMax/ here?
>>67323908
Kek idk man but I know kid me would have loved it too
>>67330386
No one, because Mighty Max is not movie merchandiseI had tons of them
>>67330367
>You will never have a Heebie Kikeburger with nose missile action and space shekels action figure
DO THESE TOY MAKERS NOT KNOW THAT MY DAVID SAVED THE WOIRLD? MY DAVID!
>>67330549
There was a Mighty Max cartoon broseph.
>>67330105
the book is
>>67330625
As a result of the toys, not the other way around.
>>67330251
SERIOUSLY.
WTF.
>>67319635
>>67330313
Xeno figurines were the GOAT
Who /AquaAlien/ here?
Where do I begin..
>>67330251
Not just a penis, but a big, long, thick, veiny, black penis.
>>67330376
u wot...?
>>67330802
Stfu blackzilla.
Most patrician toy of my childhood.
>>67329284
>>67330071
I had a T1000 figure where the torso split open to reveal a silvery melted version, used to blast it with this Gay Leather Arnie's chest missile.
It was the tightest shit.
>>67319945
>>67331026
>Dad what did you play with when you were a kid?
>I used to have this big buff half dressed leather guy I would use to blast this other half dressed guy with his big hard missile, it would split him right in half. It was the tightest shit.
This bad ass mother fucker
>>67330386
I had skull mountain nigga but I can't find any of them
>>67331196
>The 90's were a strange and wonderful time to be alive son.
1/2
of mostly movie related cups
>>67319978
I have cherno alpha, one of, if not my favorite, toys I own. Get it if you can. Have it posed with in scale heisei godzilla and mechagodzilla. I am jelly you got it for free.
>>67317251
You'll be old one day too if you're lucky.
>>67331292
2/2
love my ridler and beasty and the beast glass(candlestick guy)
>>67331026
>>67331196
Ages 4 and up
why do i have this
>>67331375
Because you're patrician
My parents got me this for my fifth birthday. My dad had already taken me to see the movie at that point.
The parenting in my house was a little lax.
MMMMMM.A.S.K.
>>67331375
>that comtech chip
Those were the gayest things ever and I had like 20
>>67330267
/v/>
</co/
>>67331612
My great grandmother still has that hanging in her freezer for some reason. Like it's an ornament.
I don't even know.
>>67331881
Your great grandma has a nearly two feet tall realistic talking Freddy Krueger just chillin in her freezer? That's pretty awesome honestly.
>tfw you took off his fedora you could see his brain through part of his skull
>tfw used to always lick his brain because it felt cool and I was a fucked up kid
>tfw would put his fedora on one of my big GI Jones and make it into an Indiana Jones action figure
>tfw would put a shoelace in his hand and make him whip my Winston Zeddemore action figure
>tfw the other action figures would go on adventures and Winston had to stay back and guard Castle Greyskull and the Micro Machine garage and every time they came back he still got whipped even if the bad guys didn't invade
Why didn't Winston just leave?
>>67331375
how do you even play with a toy like this?
>>67332371
In my house it consisted of a lot of Obi Wan calling him a dumb chink and chopping his head off with his lightsaber.
>>67315600
fuckkkkkkk i had this
>>67331612
>>67332520
that's the face of an action figure that had to witness shit like this everyday >>67332357
>>67332282
It's sad that show never got a proper ending.
>>67330386
I had the same one. It always seemed bigger inside... Imagination I guess
TMNT blimp
>>67331677
What was this?
Patrician Zord coming through
>>67332792
i always loved the sticker details on tmnt toys
>>67332792
There was literally no one who had the blimp part of that thing after a month of owning it.
Also posting Dino riders. Still amazed that this never caught on in a big way.
>>67315887
I was super pissed because this retarded fuck couldn't hold his weapon.
>>67319635
I could never get this thing back together to actually play with it fully formed for more than like 10 seconds.
>>67334398
>>67334398
You had to hook the strap over his arm, pleb
>>67334432
That fucking spring would Jason Pierre Paul your hand. Someone should have told the people designing the toy that it didn't literally have to explode in the kid's hand.
>>67334295
not that guy but i still have my blimp part, after years boxed up i doubt it still usable(maybe tho)
but im missing atleast 2 of the six bombs, and the stickers are worn off the bombs since i played with it in the bath when i was a kid.
i have a dinorider toy, the small pterodactyl(bottom right of that pic) but i dont know how much of the accessories of it i still have.
>>67332816
Intoxication in the form of an 80's cartoon theme song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2Z1yLO9C-Q
>>67315437
I had this guy for the longest time
>>67315634
>>67321451
>>67330012
I had like every single one of these...Flatchoo's back thing got lost though.
>>67323009
I still have it on my room's floor
![ape[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jFw2kuZ.jpg "ape[1].jpg")
>>67311182
I had both of em.
Quite honestly the best evil gorillas toys you'd ever find
![image6[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/m9m0xic.jpg "image6[1].jpg")
1 of 2 of my only childhood toys to survive a a housefire few years back.
The other was the Cerberus from Hercules the Legendary Journeys
>>67319635
Jesus christ, putting this guy back together was like tapping your head and rubbing your stomach at the same time
>>67312303
I had like 6 of these
My dad is a huge predator fan and basically willed me and my brother to follow suit, when the offers for these came out he had them send ones to all my aunts and uncles houses since it was one per household limit.
I think they're all trashed or at the salvation army by now. Feels bad.
i saw this thread before i went to work this morning around 8. is the board movin slow today?
>>67330251
>>67330731
>>67330802
Tell me about your father
>Taking this Solid 7 to the bonezone every once in awhile when I can't find anything better freshman year of college
>Get drunk and fuck at her house one night
>Get done and see in one of the bedrooms there are all these toys
>Fucking sweet
>Inner manchild kicks in and I start playing with them like a kid
>Take this GI Joe helicopter and smash it into the wall with a bunch of Joes in it because that was the type of shit I did when I was a kid because they were fucking toys made to have fun with
>Tiny little missile breaks off could easily be fixed with a tiny bit of glue
>She hears and comes in freaking
>Tells me they're her older brother's toys
>"Older? Fucking what, how much older?"
>"He's 37."
>"And still lives with your parents and plays with toys?"
>Cut to a week later and we meet up
>She gets all serious and says "You broke my brother's helicopter, he wants you to pay for it."
>Bro and his gf are sitting in the back because we were going out and of course are like wtf you broke some guy's helicopter?
>I start laughing and explain it's a dumb toy and her brother is 37
>We all laugh
>She gets all pissy and is like you really need to pay for it
>Aight fuck it how much does he want for it?
>$200
>Everyone in the car but her is laughing their asses off
>Tell her she can tell him to get fucked
>She says if it's like that then she doesn't have to be with me like we're dating or some shit
>Say aight and kick her out of the car in the middle of the city miles from where she lives
>Never talk to her again
Picture related was what it looked like. Fuck that $200 noise, I'll buy you some super glue and let you fuck your sister too or something bruh.
>>67332371
with Palpatine, being pals.
>>67331221
fuck yeah, me too
>>67335312
>making shit up to trigger your own tribe
Story's painfully fake
>>67335475
The fuck are you talking about? That entire story was real. If it was going to be fake the chick wouldn't have been a chubby mediocre looking slut. Or are you a newfag and just don't know what a Solid 7 is?
>>67335248
well mods have been deleting threads as fast as they appear so that might have something to do with it.
>see new thread
>oh this looks interesting
>type up a post
>do the captcha
>hit post
>thread 404
I remember for years October used to be a golden season for halloween/horror related stuff
>these
>the countless years of Simpsons Treehouse of Horror toys
>>67335574
>THESE
>>67335545
>Implying anyone in this photo is a solid 7
>He goggled "solid 7" for the photo
F- apply yourself
>>67335671
>Being this much of a newfaggot
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/solid-seven
Let me guess, you started posting here when you heard about some capeshit.
>>67335545
>chubby mediocre looking slut
That's called a 4.
>>67335671
>>67335743
That's the joke you dumb shit.
>>67335743
I've banged 4's before and thats still rating her to high.
A 2 maybe
hello niggersI used to lay in my bed all night just holding the Akima figure in my hand feeling really weird but not understanding what was going on
>>67335738
No, I've been around so long I don't care about your shitty image macros.
>>67318990
Fuck, I actually did
>>67335609
>I was inches away from getting that wolfman as a prize in elementary school but some little faggot beat me to it
>>67326735
i have those still and power rangers ones
>>67330754
>dat rare pepe action figure in the top right of the box
>>67331822
I finally bought the machine that could play all those comtech chips when it was on clearance, and then I got bored of it after five seconds
>>67324822
>had a bootleg Jango and Obi Wan
>Obi Wan had removable limbs
shit was cash
>>67325501
Nigga...
>>67312000
Holy shit. Her tail does look like a fucking dildo.
>>67335312
>throw someone's property against the wall and break it
>lol why should I pay for this
Kill yourself
>>67323099
Oooooh fuck mein neger I had this bitch and it was so sick!
I had this thing as a kid, really liked it too
>>67335738
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'M THE MEME FUCKING MASTER.
DON'T YOU EVER TRY TO OUT MEME ME OR REPLY TO ONE OF MY POSTS EVER AGAIN...
...KID.
I had this fucker right here. Got him the only time I can remember going to the mall as a kid
>tfw all my childhood toys and games are long gone
>>67336203
still have him too
>>67336012
>Spending $30 on a women's disposable razor
>>67336203
>>67336295
And this little faggot too except black where it's blue
>>67336334
FUCKING LUCAS
This motherfucker
>>67336371
forgot pic
>>67336377
Spiderman Burger King toys were always my favorite, I had pic related an brother got Green Goblin
>>67315087
I feel like Batman and Robin had a lot of toys that were based on scrapped concept art. This Freeze I owned looked nothing like Arnold's Freeze.
>>67336377
this shit right here son
Fucking loved getting dizzy
Now I'm involved in a study linking these and drug addiction. Yet they won't give me a new one of these or drugs.
>>67336477
>tfw the first time I did coke was off one of these
>>67335172
oh shit son! I still have both this one and the pale coloured female T-Rex. they are only toys i have left.
i also had pic related and i loved the shit out of it.
>>67319705
>>67319739
YEEEESSSS
first thing to hit me so far. I always liked putting the batboat front on the plane body and making it a super jet.
>>67323099
>Open wide for a fistful of fun
I swear these copy writers get bored with their jobs and try to put innuendo anywhere they can. Or maybe I'm just perverted.
>>67316201
Dude I had this! I loved that movie as a kid and had multiple figures.
>>67323625
I'm witchu family, had that exact island. Thunderbird 2 was the GOAT because of its cargo hold with Thunderbird 4 on the inside. 3 a shit.
>>67336670
No your right they do it for shits and giggles just like animators
i had this bad boy, shame my brother throw all my toys to the garbage, i played with them til i was 13, now im 23
>>67331026
>dat 4pack
>>67336733
>>67336670
>Make signs and slogans
>95% of what I think is an innuendo
>The other 5% is always horrible
It's... not on purpose. Anything enticing just happens to be lewd.
Not from a movie or tv show but always imagined it was Excalibur
>>67323099
When my brother and I would fight one of us would always use that thing and clamp it on each others hand.
Shit hurt.
>>67323625
>>67336717
Ascended Partisans
If anyone else had this you will always and forever be my nigga.
>>67331357
>Maid in Manhattan collectors cup
holy fucking kek why
>>67321451
I had/still have a bad case of ADHD so this guy was my fave in the movie and I bought him and the rhino looking guy
![1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/crsrzuF.jpg "1[1].jpg")
