So if Black Panther is on Iron Man's side, that must mean that Captain America's side is the Confederates and he is the bad guy
pls respond
dude captain's team have the flying nigger
>>67288418
dude... Iron Man's team looks fucking stacked. Captain America is the strongest dude on his team. The fucking Vision by himself could probably kill Cap's whole fucking team.
>>67288418
>the Confederacy
>bad guys
>>67288914
Hes a slave
>>67288914
Yeah but Cap treats him like shit. They're not equals. He's like his house nigger.
>>67288999
Scarlett Witch fucks The Vision up big time.
Captain has Winter Soldier who executed blacks and Jews. Also Ant-man is a red ant instead of the much more common black ant
>>67288418
The trailers kind of make it seem like Cap is in the wrong. Fuck that, tho, I hope he fucks Tony right in his tight, smug little ass.
>>67288999
>>67288914
War machine is with iron man
>>67289301
He means Falcon.
Black panther was on capts side in the comic wtf
>>67289393
The less this movie has to do with the comic the better.
>>67288418
Of course Captain America is the bad guy. While Stark tries to stop the "heroes" from destroying more and more cities Captain America just wants to keep doing whatever he wants. This man is obviously crazy with the godlike power he has. Based Tony Stark will hopefully bring back safety and order to the world.
>>67289481
The only one that is responsable for destroying cities is Stark.
>>67289541
Stark builds cities and stops hulk
>>67289696
Stark builds city destroyers.
>>67289241
>scarlet witch will never femdom you with her powers
Jdimsa
>>67289776
>she will never do this with your testicles
Black panther looks so based. Him vs. The Winter Soldier fight makes me wish I browsed Reddit so that on release I can discuss it 24/7
>>67289969
Will he bring his personal sluts in CW?
>>67289710
Do you honestly want to throw down??? Tony is the leader of The Avengers. He has saved the world 5 times already, without him they would of lost the Battle of New York. All Captain does is bust Tony's balls and is nothing but a science experiment
>>67290122
Tony pls leave.
>>67289930
Don't worry, there's lots of fellow redditors on /tv/ to discuss it with and make dank memes about it.
>>67290122
If Tony is so great, how come Howard Stark loved Captain America more than his own son?
>>67290722
Who wouldn't.
>>67290722
Howard Stark has great taste.
>>67290722
because he was a jerk
>>67288418
But both sides have a token nigger and a cunt?
>>67288999
You're vastly underestimating what MCU Scarlet Witch is capable of.
Remember she now has one year's worth of training at controlling her powers under her belt whereas Vision was already capable off the shelf but is only solidly Iron Man-tier.
if cap is so great, why is tony the star in the captain america movie?
>>67291167
>cunt
Rude, they are both qt's.
>>67291243
But he isn't, all trailers released so far have been Cap focused.
>>67291243
But this movie is about showing what a cunt Iron Man is.
>>67291243
He's the main character of the MCU. Of course he's gonna rival steve's spotlight.
>>67291282
>>67291316
they still need him so that movie will be a bigger success
>>67291316
No it's about how they're equally both cunts in their own way.
>>67291277
qt's is variable, waifu is definate
>>67290122
Remember when Tony gave out his home address in IM3 and almost got himself killed as well as 2 innocent women just because muh pride? Remember when he was solely responsible for Ultron and destroyed an entire country?
Captain America is anti-registration and surveillance.
Of course he's the bad guy.
>>67291469
They are both waifuable.
>>67291748
thats my point
>>67288418
why do they look like the good and evil poses in KOTOR
I thought there was no defined good/bad guy in this shit why does the bottom row posed like supervillains
>>67291875
They are just concept arts.
Notice Scarlet Witch isn't there.
>>67289969
>ywn two rule 63 Dahlsims
>>67291679
>Captain America is anti-registration and surveillance.
wait what?
then why does fageye and witch not wear a mask if they don't want people to know their identity
>>67292022
Registration and surveillance would include information on Hawkeye's home and family being documented and potentially made public. Witch owes him so sides with him. She's also probably still bitter about the whole Stark weaponry destroying her home and killing her family and the Starkotron 5000 turning her city into rubble and getting her brother killed.
It's not really a registration vs freedom fight. It's a fight about whether it's a good idea to give Stark (not to mention Thunderbolt fucking Ross) power over superhumans. If the past has taught us anything, it's that Stark cannot be trusted with it. And that any who gives Ross power over anything is a complete and utter moron.
>>67292249
>It's not really a registration vs freedom fight.
well that fucking sucks. its bad enough no x-men or f4 characters are in it. shit aint no civil war its a super powered gang war
if it weren't for witch captain americas side should get curbstomped. let me guess at he end of the film they get interrupted by thanos ore some shit
>>67292460
I know when someone only wants to shitpost instead of discuss, so I won't even bother replying.
>>67289068
theyre supposedly equals in the comics
>>67292510
what?
is your autism rattled. in case you didn't know you replied
>>67292604
See?
You just wanted to come here to shitpost and derail.
Just leave.
>>67292623
you replied again. and you are the one who de-railed. whats wrong with you? what in my post triggered you? are you even the anon i was replying to? what happened in your life that made your demeanor change so much between >>67292249
>>67292510
>>67292699
>comes into the thread with obvious intents to shitpost
>expects to not be treated like a shitposter
lmao
>>67292725
>ask a question.
>it gets answered
>well that sucks
>omg shitposter I'm not replying to you and totally not gonna keep dragging this out so I can have the last word so that I can win an internet non-argument
re-evaluate your life
>>67288418
Bucky a best. Iron Faggot can go die in a hole.
>tfw his bull gets blown out of the sky
>>67292460
The biggest shame is they won't include Punisher's refusal to raise a finger to defend himself against Cap or Tony trying (and failing miserably) to appeal to Thor.
The thing about Civil War is it was a huge event involving all of Marvel. It was the individual stories and happenings of everyone involved (which is to say, everyone) that made it what it was. Some parts were about freedom vs registration, some parts were about morality vs safety, some were just continuations of ongoing stories with a larger arc to wok with, and so on. It was never just one thing. But the film being what it is and copyrights being what they are, all they can really do here is boil it down to the basics, which is Cap vs Iron Man. A super powered gang war, as you say. Only one side is government endorsed.
Either way it's called capeshit for a reason so if you were looking for a deep morale allegorical analysis of modern political issues I have no idea why you expected to find it here. It's people in their PJs punching ea h other.
Iron-Man's team is more diverse
>two niggers
>a machine man
>a strong independent womyn
>closet faggotSpider-ManMy favourite hero of all
>only one white male
>>67292987
>so if you were looking for a deep morale allegorical analysis of modern political issues I have no idea why you expected to find it here.
I didn't I just expected something more and I guess I shouldn't have. but surely they could have done more than a 5v5 shitfest.
I'm just annoyed that if it weren't for scarlet witch the sides would be no where near equal to make it at least an interesting fight, it makes me think they might come up with some contrived bullshit for black panther to make him underwhelming which is what really pisses me off since I like him,
and the next film is infinity war isn't it? they're gonna throw in a gimped magus and thanos into this shitty group of gangs to sort out?
>>67293447
I don't see what's wrong with the Thanos thing.
That's what happened in the comics.
>>67288999
Captain America's team is highly dependent on Scarlet Witch and Spiderman when he inevitably switches sides. The rest of Caps team, including Cap himself, are garbage tier heroes.
>>67293447
Actually I think they're more going for the fact that Cap's side is less powerful, since it simultaneously makes them the underdogs and gives them an excuse to work an espionage style angle, when not brawling in a parking lot
anyway. This is probably why they've excluded Thor and Hulk too, since they'd obviously be on Cap's side and they would easily even the playing field if not give Cap the advantage.
But yeah there's no way they're going to have Thanos actually kill everybody. These are films primarily made for families, which means children, adapted from a source which isn't exactly the highest art form in the world and is made with a similar mentality. You can't exactly expect too much from them. BP's gonna be whatever the writers need him to be to sell tickets. It is what it is.
>>67293668
Do you even Pym Particles?
>>67293668
Vision will probably leave the fight too, and in the trailer Cap and Bucky are beating Iron Man.
>>67292987
I hope Thor comes at the end and fucks Tony up. That comic was great.
>>67293544
but magus is listed as being in part one, when thanos doesn't face him until being beaten by the avengers and captain marvel who's film isn;t for another 2 years.
my brain is full of fuck
>People thinking this movie is going to be anything like the comic
I get that /tv/ has a hate boner for RDJ because the normies love him but the Russos have said that neither side is bad.
>>67292249
>Russos have also said Wanda is not bitter towards Tony anymore (because lets be real its stupid that her anger was towards Tony and not the people who actually fired the damn missle)
>Tony's not gaining control over anything with the accords
>>67293668
>inevitably switches sides
They confirmed that's not going to happen in the movie
>>67293838
Ehh, movies are only faithful to the comics in the concepts.
I mean, Age of Ultron is completely different from the comic Age of Ultron, Civil War the same, Days of Future Past in X-Men too.
>>67291569
>IM3
There was an Iron Man 3? What the fuck.
>>67293803
You're right I forgot about Ant man. Still, I wish Thor and Hulk would just come back and fuck all these fags up. It's ridiculous that most of these homos aren't going to die instantly when fighting Thanos.
>>67293905
Dude, it came out 3 years ago.
>>67293913
He's not that powerful without the gauntlet.
>>67293142
>Iron-Cu ck
>>67293927
I've honestly never heard of it until today.
>>67293905
Not worth it. He has panic attacks
>>67293877
m8 there are concepts and then there are fucking up timelines. they've already worked with sony to unfuck x-men and reboot spiderman and the shitastic 4 why would they fuck it up again.
>>67290122
Literally every villain stark ever faced with the sole exception of Loki were products of his own hubris. It literally took coming from another dimension to have a villain stark didn't create or inspire by his own mad acts of pride and self destruction.
Stark alone needs to be kept in check. He can't even admit to that. He has to drag every other avenger and hero into a fight about something when the only problem is him.
Stark is a proud retard, who nearly destroyed the entire planet. Fuck stark.
>>67289090
He's gotta stop putting the pussy on the pedestal
>>67293954
Thanos has fucked up Superman and Darkseid without having the gauntlet. He would instantly kill most of the Avengers.
>>67294001
>they've already worked with sony to unfuck x-men
wat
>>67293961
>>67293905
I haven't watched it either and have no desire to
>>67294023
>Thanos has fucked up Superman and Darkseid without having the gauntlet
Was there some kind of DC and Marvel crossover?
>>67294052
Yes it has happened several times.
>>67294040
>>67293961
It's pretty self-contained, so unless you care about Iron Man himself, it's not necessary to understand the other movies.
You only need to know that he no longer needs the reactor on his chest to live, just to use the suit since it's powered with it.
Best MCU waifu coming through
>>67294024
this is just the tip of the ice-berg
https://variety.com/2015/film/news/details-spider-man-appear-in-sony-and-marvel-movies-1201429039/
pretty sure they've been throwing bones to each other ever since they wanted to make first class
>>67289481
>Based Tony Stark will hopefully bring back safety and order to the world.
t. Democrat party
>>67288418
Why isn't Rhodes Iron Patriot anymore?
>>67289241
I hate tumblr gifs with the power of a thousand suns.
>>67288999
this is a captain america movie, captain america is the hero
when you watch terminator 2, do you think "wow, the T-100 is so much more powerful than sarah conner or arnie, how will they ever win"? when you watch die hard, do you think "wow, no way one guy can take on all those terrorists"?
of course not, that's the point. the hero faces overwhelming odds. plot happens, they win. if things were easy for the hero, it would be boring. there would be no tension, nothing surprising would happen, everything would play out exactly how you expect. this isn't one of those autistic death battle things, they're not trying to scientifically figure out which fictional character would "actually" win in a fight, they're trying to make the scenario which is most entertaining. and that means it's not the 99 times out of 100 where tony's team would beat cap, it's the 1 time when cap pulls off a victory.
>>67290722
He loved him so much he stole his girlfriend.
>>67293838
will they make marr-vell a girl?
oh god
you guys are all fucking retarded, this thread is the POINT of the comic, and will be for the movie, to make dumb asses miss the important parts so they can fantasize about the glory of their "side"
only one side wins, the writer's...
>>67294158
>Best MCU waifu
r u giddings me :DD :DDDD
>>67289241
Explain how this is possible
>a human with some magic powers
>versus a being with an indestructible body, the mind of an AI and powered by one of the most powerful objects in the Universe
>>67294193
But the Sony deal was with Marvel, Sony hasn't done anything with the X-Men.
>>67294208
Because Rhodes being the Iron Patriot was retarded.
>>67294158
>waifu
>when she's already married and has kids
ayy
>>67293668
Kill yourself.Slut.
>>67293856
>Russos have also said Wanda is not bitter towards Tony anymore (because lets be real its stupid that her anger was towards Tony and not the people who actually fired the damn missle)
None of this negates the fact Tony created Ultron which did more damage to her home and got her brother killed.
It's very stupid and poor writing if Wanda truly feels no bitterness towards Tony.
>I get that /tv/ has a hate boner for RDJ
I like RDJ. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is one of my favourite films and his performance in it was fantastic.
The hate is towards Tony Stark. And justifiably so. The guy's a complete megalomaniac second only to Doom (as far as humans go anyway).
>>67289331
>>67294377
It's magic bitch
>>67294411
oh right I got that confused. but since fox owns x-men and marvel own deadpool, who owns cable and link? cable is supposed to be in the next deadpool film.
>>67293856
People hate Tony and might make fun of RDJ's manlet status, but no one hates him.
I like the fact that he fought so that the other members of the cast got a pay rise in Avengers 1 when he realized how little they were paying them in comparison to him.
![maxresdefault[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/x5OGYkN.jpg "maxresdefault[3].jpg")
>>67294377
its magic bitch, I aint gotta explain shit
I'll show you later this year
>>67294593
No, FOX owns everything X-Men related, including Deadpool, which is a Fox movie and it even has references to the other X-Men movies and characters.
Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver where in a grey area because some of the origins are among the Avengers.
Cable and Link are both owned by Fox.
>>67294536
>The guy's a complete megalomaniac second only to Doom
Doom is great though while Stark is a fucking faggot.
>>67294643
>Cable and Link are both owned by Fox.
FUCK
>inb4 a shitty tv series
>>67294567
>>67294640
>written by Damon Lindelof
>>67288418
>Confederates
>bad guys
it's not directed by Tarantino, so no
>>67294746
Fox hasn't done any tv shows.
>>67294653
I got pretty excited when they showed the Celestial head in GoTG, makes me wonder if they're going to show a live one one of these movies
>Americans name their superheros after black extremist groups
>>67294770
after seeing all the hype around daredevil I wouldn't put it past them
>>67295033
It's actually the complete opposite, they named themselves after the superhero which came first.
>>67294770
Gotham m9
>>67295196
That's DC
>>67295211
its a super hero tv series is it not?
>>67288999
>>67293668
Why do you people forget about Ant-Man? He could take out Tony and Rhodey by himself.
>>67294536
>None of this negates the fact Tony created Ultron ,because Wanda messed with his head pushed him to do it, which did more damage to her home and got her brother killed.
Fix'd that for you champ.And now I'm going to wait for the Wandafags to defend this shit
>>67295250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzzpqecbDOc
>>67295250
>Imply Ant-man won't get BTFO by Blacked-Widow
>>67295631
>Implying he wont give her crabs
>>67288418
Civil War power rankings starting with the teams.
Team Cap
Witch > Antman > Cap > Bucky > Falcon > Hawkeye
Team Ironman
Vision > Ironman > Spidey > WarMachine > Black Panther > Widow
Overall power rankings.
Vision > Witch > Antman > Ironman > Spidey > Cap > Bucky > WarMachine > Black Panther > Falcon > Hawkeye > Widow
But power rankings dont matter, end of the movie will be the same. Cap will "win" but also pussy out over the destruction, Stark will pass the registration bill. Cap goes on trial and gets "assassinated".
. . . .spoilers.
>>67296866
>Vision > Witch
See
>>67289241
I heard that Vision dies in this. He's not human so I can picture it happening. It would be retarded though and a waste of the character.
>>67296888
Yup...that 1.5 second long gif proves that Witch is stronger than Vision.
For all you know he is passive and trying to talk that crazy bitch down and she freaks out attacks him.
>>67294158
>implying implications
>>67297002
Vision attacks Hawkeye and SW attacks in retaliation.
>>67296866
>power rankings
>>67296967
Vision wont "die" until Avengers 3 part 1 at least, when Thanos takes his mind gem.
>>67297030
Who gives a fuck about Hawkeye, Vision probably thought she would be on board. That bitch IS crazy.
>>67296866
m8 they are clearly gonna get interrupted by thor going "this huge guy with a crazy jaw just killed me daddy and took his stones"
>>67297226
Hawkeye is like her surrogate father.
>>67297067
But I said they didnt matter. Does that mean I'm more attractive than that mutant?
>>67297240
At least that would be unexpected.
>>67297265
See, she has shitty taste in role models.
>>67297468
Hawkeye is the only member of the Avengers that has actual kids, so he knows how to take care of her.
>>67297503
Oh the patriarchy.
>>67289241
>gif
>700 KB
>>67296866
Spiderman and Black Panther would both fuck Ironman in the ass. Both of them have beat the shit out of Tony in the comics.
>>67297067
> DUUUUDE TOO NERDY, TOTALLY GROSS BRO
Fuck off back to Facebook, normie.
>>67297711
By "fixed" do you mean "threw them in a bag and then poured them out"?
>>67297715
Everyone has beat the shit out of everyone in the comics, it all comes down to the writing.
Like how Batman can beat Superman.
>>67297715
Lol. When has Spider-man beat Ironman in the comics? This literally has never happened. Iron man is pretty much the most powerful human character in Marvel
>>67296866
Top kek Black Panther is stronger than everyone with the exception of maybe Vision.
He has taken out Captain American and has single handedly shut down Iron Man's suit with just a little device.
>>67297876
do people like black bruce wayne?
This has to be a shill thread.
>>67297914
Black Panther is based.
Does Vision have the Mind Gem or any of the infinity stones in the comics, at any point? I don't see how Wanda can subdue Vision when's he's got "1 of 6 of the most destruction forces in the universe" to use as his power source.
>>67295508
She showed him a vision of his friends dead because he was a failure, the natural response to which is to be better. He responded to this by creating a psychopathic murderbot moulded primarily by the man himself.
You might as well blame Pepper for Stark's bullshit whilst you're at it.
>>67295508
Wanda just showed him the future.
It was Stark the one who decided to build an AI using alien tech that has been proven to brainwash people.
>>67294438
I'd raise her children and watch her make more too
>>67288418
Fuck off shill.
>>67297876
Cap shut down IronMan the exact same little device. Doesnt make them strong.
Black Panther is a Gary Stu anyway.
>>67296866
Black Panther>everyone else
That's how it's been in the comics. He pretty much has a desk filled with information on how to stop every fucking threat.
>>67288418
>the-red-hulk-and-spider-man-5-things-we-learned-from-the-leaked-civil-war-trailer-and-p-599597.jpg
>red hulk
the fuck? He's not in the flick is he?
>>67297914
yes. he is contrived to the "MUH PARENTS ARE DEAD" of the bat and is a good character and wouldn't take half the bullshit bat puts up with like the joker>but his waifu is locked away by FOX
>>67297953
Why would a king turn himself in anyway?
>>67297953
that beast design is gross. kittybeast is best beast
>>67298039
Well Captain doesn't have same kind of intellect like Black Panther to create a device immediately to stop Iron Man's suit.
Also people forget his Superhuman abilities and the King of the Dead ability.
>>67297956
Wanda is powered by that gem too.
Plus, that gem was the one from Loki's staff, and the staff was given to him by The Other, which is probably Chthon, a god who, in the comics, gives Wanda chaos magic, which is basically powers based on emotion, and she has shown to get more powerful when she's angry.
>>67288418
After Deadpool - all marvel/DC superhero pafos serios movies is shit.
>>67297953
Black Panther also is a giant pussy and asks Storm not to fuck Wolverine even though he and Storm are divorced.
>>67290722
>>67290722
He was an alcoholic
This movie looks so fucking stupid kek
Can we all agree this man's a comedic genius despite Brothers Grimsby?
>>67298151
>Wanda is powered by that gem too.
what? how?
>Chthon, a god who, in the comics, gives Wanda chaos magic
Ah I didn't know her powers came from him. I know she's fucking OP in the comics
>>67298173
Yeah but he would fuck that Manlet up. Wolverine has always been a fucking jobber.
>>67298248
The experiments that were made on Quicksilver and Wanda that unlocked their powers, were made using the energy from Loki's staff, you see that in the post-credits of TWS.
>>67289969
>african man with strong african values
>has light skin bitches
I dont get this
>>67298145
>>67297953
>>67297876
>>67298055
Man Black Panther is really fucking stupid.
>>67298173
>black man asking to not be cucked
I wonder how /tv/ would react if this actually happened in the BP movie.
>>67298145
True, hence the "Gary Stu" statement.
But comics have a fickle continuity.
Black Panther has all these magic abilities, but in DoomWar Dr. Doom states that T'Challa hates magic and thats why he was able to overcome his safe and steal all the vibrainium.
>>67288418
I think
captain america is gonna need backup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYj3FKNgZYw
>>67298277
>The experiments
oh right, completely forgot the staff was used for that
>>67298321
I hope they do it. Would be the biggest laugh ever.
Be like watching a bag of cats fight.
>>67298403
Can't happen, Wolverine isn't in the MCU.
>>67289064
FUCKING KEK
>>67298403
as far as everyone knows storm wont be allowed in BP movie, which means the BP we are gonna get is gonna be young and probably shit
>>67298424
I know, but so was Spidey. And now we have a Ditko style Spiderman. Who's to say what could happen in a post Avengers 3 world.
>>67298542
But Sony knew they wouldn't go anywhere with Spiderman alone, so they made the deal.
Fox's X-Men movies, even though they don't pull MCU numbers, still make a lot of money.
Plus Marvel and FOX don't get along with each other.
Marvel refuses to make any Fantastic 4 or X-Men solo comics or merchandising, and FOX made the Fantastic 4 movie just so they could keep the rights and avoid losing them like Daredevil.
>>67288418
>it's a nerds discussing power levels of super heroes thread
>>67298542
BP film is before avengers 3
>>67298584
Yeah a lot of shit throwing between them. But things can change. I figure some day Marvel will give TV X-Men rights to Fox in exchange for Fantastic 4 rights or something, since Fox are doing an alright job with the X-Men series.
>>67298619
It's after Infinity War part 1, they moved the date because of the Spiderman movie.
>>67298318
He's just a less compelling nigger Batman.
>>67298698
Its Hollywood wars. FOX's claim to superhero trends are Xmen and whatever else. Sony has Spiderman. Warner Bros has DC. They won't let Disney dominate this era uncontested. It has nothing to do with anyone's fun.
>>67298619
Since when do Marvel do movies in 1's and not 3's?
>>67298750
said who, its still before on their site?
>>67298802
what?
>>67298850
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1825683/
18th February 2018
Well, it's still before Infinity War 1, but only a few months.
>>67298892
They'll make 3 Black Panther Movies, all 2 year apart. Plenty of time to do anything they like.
>>67298906
thats what I was saying
keep your fetish dreams to your self
I'm more interested in who the fuck they are gonna get for his love interest
>>67290722
Because Tony is adopted.
>>67298934
>They'll make 3 Black Panther Movies
I highly doubt it, the content he has on his own is tribal wars over his kingdom back in africa and having lucid dreams when he's not with the avengers or x-men
>>67299045
They'll do it just to have a black superhero if nothing else.
>>67299045
>>67299197
What if its a white man inside the Black Panther costume?
>>67299228
Of course the stunt double will be white. All the niggers that are willing to risk getting hurt are selling crack, not playing superheros.
>>67299228
Black people would kill the guy playing Danny Rand in the Iron Fist Netflix show, to start.
>there will never be a scene where wanda mind controls and femdoms black widow
J D I M S A
>>67299280
what? why?
>>67289969
Why does this nigga walk around and conduct business in in his suit. Don't people know who he is? There can't be that many billionaires from his African nation that have access to his rare metal
>>67299340
lifes not fair
>>67299349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L9io-b9Uew
BLACK RAGE!
It's funny how black superheros like Luke Cage and Panther are all about being black, like the main personality trait involves the fact that they're black.
>>67299604
and who wrote these characters you dumbass
>>67296866
M8 you're forgetting this is a family film plus I don't think Disney/marvel have the balls to kill cap even though that does happen which Makes me sad but it makes sense cap wouldn't want to live in that world anyways they still have to release infinity wars
>>67299723
blacks
>siding against Steve
>ever
>>67298302
>those ladies
>light skin
Are you retarded?
>>67294373
This probably won't be your favorite movie if you waifu Peggy
>>67301781
/pol/ rots peoples brains.
>>67301956
Hi Tumblr.
>>67289241
when are we getting an updated version of hulk pounding widow but it's scarlet witch instead?
>>67302131
Don't know, but we could use the scene in pic related for it.
>>67293913
>yfw Black Widow does her luchador shit on Thanos complete with landing pose and quip. The audience roars and claps.
>>67288418
>Blue side has one friend of Captain America
>Red side has two slaves
Sounds about right
>>67302324
Remember when BW lifted Mjolnir?
>>67302339
Yes, why do you ask?
>>67302447
And so, Thor was replace withWhore.
>>67302447
Comics are so fucking stupid.
>>67295002
You can actually see one alive during the exposition made by the Collector wiping out a whole fucking planet.
>>67302507
No anon, we should all be faithful to the comics, and such, I hope Thanos is defeated when he accidentally lets go of the Infinity Gaunlet and is arrested by the NYPD.
>there are neckbeards here who actually talk about fucking children movie like some autistic manchildren
Kill yourself, all of you
>>67288418
>iron man has 2 black people on his side
>and a woman
>and a purple flying guy
LITERALLY THE MOST DIVERSE GROUP
>>67291172
> She's trained by Captain America himself.
> If she's wielding the emotion/will-fueled Chaos Magic, Vision is fucked because that is a power that bends over logic and fucks logic deep and hard.
>>67303214
>not ''OH MY GOD WANDA SAVE ME''
They really tried so hard to stuff as many shit in this movie as possible.
It may not be worse than Amazing Spider 2 but it sure as hell tried.
>>67288418
Little Guy, Hawk Guy, Modestly Dressed Witch, Captain Butt Plug, Captain Falcon, and Bionic Commando vs. Cyborg, Mary Jane, Captain Communist, Catman, and 90s Superman.
Special Appearance by: The Amazing Deadpool
Holy shit I've never crringed so hard in a thread.
You have to be retarded and underage to like these shitty superheroes movies.
>>67293856
> The US millitary likely fired those missiles.
Wanda doesn't interact with Tony at all in the comics anyhow.
She believes in Cap (and he believes in her even when she doubts herself) and Hawkeye is her best friend who's been helping her rebuild her life.
>>67299723
Jews?
>>67298074
thunderbolt ross is in
my theory is that ross (in some sort of post credit scene) tampers with the hulk experiment for himself, but he also uses red skull serum. I also believe that Zemo will not be Zemo as they explained and instead be a rebirth of Skull
needs Ms Marvel
>>67292725
You are actually so triggered lad
>>67304897
>replying to 8 hour old baits
>capeshit
you have to be 18 to post here
>>67303600
Blacks. Jesus, get your shit together Cartman.
>>67288914
this
>>67301781
Someone has never seen a 100% african descendant. Let me tell you their skin color is MUCH darker than that.
>>67298151
Not exclusively anger; her power seemed to also increase after Hawkeye's pep talk. But anger and rage is where it becomes limitless.
On the other hand depression, confusion, or self-doubt can weaken her powers.
>>67299340
> Wanda makes Natasha her bitch
> Makes her crawl behind her and lick her feet and kiss her ass
> Makes Natasha fantasize about Wanda 24/7
I thot black panther was the negro guy on the top team
homie on the bottom is darkcat
>>67302447
THRAKKABRAKKADOOOM
With MIND BULLETS
thats telekinesis, Kyle
>>67307083
>we instead get boring incest
Goddamn it.
>>67301781
Some niggers are literally so black they're blue.
>>67296745
I don't get what possessed them to show them off on an empty airfield in the middle of the day using that shot. It's like they did everything in their power to make the clash look pathetic and insignificant.
>>67308434
They probably seeked to trigger autists.
>>67288418
cap team, left to right
>fucking flopped ant-man character
>"the guy with the bow, what's his name"
>literally who with a gun
>help the bad guy caught my only defense and offense
>chicken wings
>cripple
iron man team left to right
>iron man suit piloted by a high ranking military officer
>girl i jerk off too
>iron man suit piloted by a super genius
>pretty much super-batman
>good guy ultron 2.0 with an INFINITY STONE IN HIS HEAD
jesus christ i know the movie is just going to draw itself out forever until a cliffhanger happens and they can set up another round of spin-offs and shitty sequels but jesus who actually thinks captain america would win? even with wanda the iron man team is nigh unstoppable, and that's not to mention the fact that tony probably has made another dozen suits by now
>>67308695
Vision will most likely give up the fight and Wanda fucks up War Machine in the airport fight.
Also
>jerking off to Scarjo
Why would you do this.
>>67308695
And they're all armed with situational over powerness so it doesn't matter.
But I do think that the teams look like fucking shit, these are the most boring characters you can pick for this kind of stuff.
There's barely any mutants or freaks with cool skills, only people with high tech gadgets.
>>67288999
Scarlet Vision (the eastern european girl with the glowy red hands) is literally powerful enough to "de-power" every superhero on earth in a matter of seconds, according to wikipedia.
