The name's Poison... Box-Office Poison
Kingsman did alright. So did Stardust.
>>67288149
He isn't poison, he just has ATROCIOUS taste in picking roles.
>>67288079
>tfw I'm slowly turning into Mark Strong
Could be worse
>>67288079
poor man's Andy Garcia
Keep talking shit and you'll get an Archie slap
>>67288149
>dude shitty arguments lmao
>>67288186
Yeah, it's more this. He usually does quite a good job in the movies he stars in. He just keeps picking awful fucking movies to star in.
Who avoids a movie because Mark Strong is in it? Even if the films aren't good he's still talented.
See: every Matthew Vaughn film he's in.
>>67288079
>mfw when apparently im literally the only person that thought Low Winter Sun was good
>>67288246
I really really wanted that fucking sequel.
>>67288311
And instead Guy gave us not one, but fucking TWO Sherlock Holmes movies. If that's not an injustice I don't know what is.
>>67288311
>tfw no Real Rock n Rolla
Now you know why they call me Tank, don't you Archie?
>>67288079
Are you blaming hims for that shitty movie bombing?
>>67288416
Hell, he's the main reason I kind of want to see it.
>>67288375
The guy had a completed script ready to go. No funds = no film. It's hardly his fault.
>>67288409
>"You know, I’ve spent a lot of time thinking about it! I’ve written a script, I think it’s a great script, and Joel [Silver] wants to pay for me to do it. But up until now we haven’t had the time to do it," Ritchie said. "It’s sitting there and we’d all like to do it, it’s just a question of when we’re going to fit it in. So we’ll wait and see."
>MFW that was five years ago.
>>67288375
I liked those flicks, did 2 really do so bad they couldn't make a third?
>>67288079
OP is a faget.
>>67288558
$545,448,418 on a $120,000,000 budget.
He's hot.
>>67288079
Kiss ass made 3 times its budget dipshit
>>67289077
>one film
How do we eradicate you American teenagers?
>>67288079
Captain Titus of the Ultramarines
>>67288079
one of the best british guidos
pinbacker, archy, blackwood, khabarov, prideaux & merlin
go to guy if you need an evil looking chromedome