>"Uhm...only 6 inches?"
What do you respond?
>>67284981
Sorry did I say 6? I meant 2
>are you gonna suck it or not bitch?
This is the only reasonable response unless you are a beta
>>67284981
but I'm a white male, that alone should be enough for you to want to sleep with me, just ignore the fat rolls and neckbeard
6.8 actually
>feelsgoodman
>>67284981
It's actually five and some change not really six.
Should be good enough for most ladies.
unless you're a size queen and considering you are filthy orc thing chances are you are.
>>67285060
i dunno. those fangs
Would my fist do better, you silly whore?
>>67284981
who the fuck is this abortion supposed to be? Some half orc human? Why the hell would the warcraft lore have a love interest during this war, sounds cliche as fuck
>>67284981
It's actually 3, fully erect, quite impressive don't you think, baby.
>>67284981
Wat you want?
Who /lessthan5/ here?
>about 7,4 length
>like 5,8 girth
>botched circumcision
JUST
>>67285139
>he doesn't know who garona is
Like orcs would measure in inches.
You're mistaken, it's 5.
>>67284981
I'm 7 inches, but I measure from the tip of my dick to the base of my balls
>>67285139
half-orc half-draenei
>>67285256
classic peon
It's not the size that matters, honey.
*puts my cock on her shoulder*
It's how you use it.
the thumbnail makes it look like she's Sonic or some shit with these speed lines from comics
>>67284981
Zug zug
>>67284981
it's like doomhammer babe
Not that big, but it has windfury.
It's actually 5.75 you dumb fucking whore kill yourself rostie slut you're in fucking big trouble now fucking ugly cunt whore
>>67285464
>it's like doomhammer babe
>Not that big
>>67285379
that just happens to look human... how convenient
>>67285309
>>he doesn't know who garona is
I played WoW for a total of 4 hours before I uninstalled it. What even happens if she fucks a human? Does it make a half orc half dranei half orc... thing?
>>67285511
Okay if you want spoilers here they are
She is the result of a breeding experient by the warlock Gul'Dan
She was literally created to look like a human so that she could infiltrate the humans.
She ends up assasinating the king of Stormwind
>>67285511
Garona is half-orc, half-draenei. She had a tryst with Medivh, a full human, and they birthed Med'an, who is part human, part draenei, part orc.
>>67285499
b-b-but orcs are bigger
>>67285060
Obvious teenage virgin that's afraid of women and can't attract them IRL is obvious.
I want tofuckPaula Patton
>>67285578
you shut your whore mouth. there is no medan. fuck off, comic fag.
>>67285297
>tfw 6.5 inches both length and girth
Fucking cube dick.
>>67285367
in that case i would probably rival most porn stars thanks to my incredibly saggy balls
>>67284981
Why does she look normal and the other orc goblins look like giant cartoon pig people
>>67285139
what is rape for 400
>>67285691
medan never happened, never.
ORKS ORKS ORKS...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whxcq4I0kAo
>>67285082
p-prove it
>>67285691
I've never read the comics, I'm just aware of who Med'an is.
Med'an is very likely going to make an appearance in World of Warcraft eventually. They've released a lot of lore about the Old Gods and the Titans in a recent book and Blizzard usually conceptualizes their next expansion around the time they're finishing up and beta testing their current upcoming expansion. Publishing the Chronicle coincides well with when they'd be conceptualizing their next expansion. There's a good chance the next expansion will heavily pertain to the Old Gods, which means we may see Med'an as Blizzard has taken to introducing ancillary lore characters as major characters in recent expansions, like Khadgar
>>67285700
Pics, I have to see that.
>>67284981
didnt we just have this thread?
>>67284981
why are the teeth on her lips?
>>67286236
Med'an is near universally hated and has been basically retconned by now it'll never happen
>>67284981
I-it's 7 if you bone-press
>>67285309
SOMEONE WHO WASN'T INVOLVED IN THE FIRST WAR IS WHO SHE IS
FUCK THIS MOVIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67286236
By next expansion do you mean Legion or the one after?
>>67284981
Where did Shaneequa get that stupid ass haircut?
>>67285569
>not being a half orc, half human, half draenei infused with the literal power of gods to fight evil space demons.
Garona a shit.
>>67284981
Wholy fuck what are you doing Duncan
>>67287192
he means the one after, legion is heavily centered around demons and such. it's also dedicated to even more pruning to the point that classes will almost resemble LoL in how few spells and skill is involved.
WoD is a piece of shit and undisputedly so, highest number of sub losses in the games history
>>67285282
on a good day i can hit the 5" mark, but if im tired or been jerking it a lot its like 4.7ish
>12 cm long dick
>manlet
>balding
>fat
JUST
>>67285569
Is that new canon?
>>67287439
you obviously were an asshole in your last life anon. live a life of virture this one, and your next go around you will be a total chad.
>>67287439
what is 12 cm in murican?
>>67284981
>tfw only 2ft long and 1ft width
>tfw getting laugh at by female and other male orcs
>>67285282
5 inch here
>>67287626
4,8 inches. Daily reminder that if you're not at least 20 cm sudoku is a nice way out for you
>>67287439
>14,5 cm dick
>178 Cm height
>hairline is in normal shape
>skinny
j-just?
ywn be her sex slave
I just measured this morning. Dick still doesn't fit into a toilet paper tube (it's not TOO thick to fit in, it just gets too thick further down to go all the way), and about 5.8"
Feels okay. I'd like it a bit bigger, but not too much.
>>67284981
>tfw 8 inches long
>tfw 6.5 inches thick
>tfw only one girl has ever touched it
>>67287870
>tfw only 4cm when erect
What do?
>>67288062
>today I read lies on the internet about an anonymous person dick size
I feel fulfilled
>>67287979
are you passable?
Short n sweet and hard to beat
Be honest, what's counts as a small dick?
I'm 7 X 5.5 but I'm a virgin so I have no reference points
>>67288128
why not go into porn with that monster?
>tfw tried to measure dick
>tfw got excited
>tfw came all over the measuring tape and drapes
>tfw in trouble and don't know what to do
>>67288154
If you put on a dress 4cm can be cute.
how do you guys measure your penis? from underneath? from above? from the side? pushing the ruler as much into your fat as possible?
>>67288359
>Implying I haven't
>>67288326
I'd say if you got less than 6 inches length, and less than 5 inches girth, you're a dicklet.
>>67288407
>having fat to push into
Kill yourself
>>67288407
What fat?
>>67288407
Scientific studies are usually done bone-pressed, but it's not like they jab the ruler in as hard as possible
>>67284981
6.. I wish. it'll feel like 10 when i'm tearing your anus thou.
>>67288407
On top. You press the ruler in until it touches bone.
>>67288434
amen
>>67284981
I'm pretty girthy too, you stinky twadge. No one's been insulting your voluminous situation, chasm crotch.
>6 foot 3
>7 inches
>weird mole on the right side of my dick
God dammit almost perfect
>>67287331
>3 halves
O.o
>>67288326
You're slightly below average, should be fine with most girls though
>>67289688
>6 foot 3
>6 inch dick with a 5.5 inch girth
It looks so small.
>>67285282
I'm just over 5.
Haven't measured my girth though but its pretty decent from comparing it to proportions online.
>>67289837
Well that's because you're taller and farther away from your dick when you look at it. That's a good size, breh. Measure it then hold the measure up to your face. It will seem bigger than you think.
>>67288407
>how do you guys measure your penis?
length times diameter plus weight over girth divided by angle of the tip squared
>>67288326
7 is big.
5.5 to 6 is average.
7 is big.
8 is huge.
9 will straight up Hiroshima most girls.
>>67289878
>bro is 6 foot 1 and has an 8 inch dick
JUST
>>67289688
get that shit checked out
>>67289688
>almost perfect
If you learn to use that mole it would be more than perfect.
Tfw 5'7" with an average six-incher
>>67289968
Nah it doesn't even have any texture to it... it's really a flat birthmark. No girl has ever said anything to me about it but I still think it looks weird.
>tfw 6 x 5.3 inches dick
>but covered in fordyce spots
JUST
>>67290016
Googled fordyce spots
Regretted instantly
>>67289813
troll
anything less than 8in is below average, 7 and under will never satisfy a girl.
If I'm 22 do you think my dick has stopped growing? I was a late bloomer in puberty and still don't even grow a full beard.
I'm already 6.5 but I would love another inch.
>>67290044
Checked
>>67290000
>0000
>>67290080
What the fuck is this webmd?
Your dick stopped growing years ago brother.
>>67290016
Have faith, anon. I had them bad through high school but once I entered my 20s they cooled WAAAAAY off. Can barely see them anymore.
>>67290044
>>67290000
checked
>>67290044
Check'd your Check'd
This is why you date guys.
They don't give a shit about size.
>>67290000
Nice quads.
>>67290172
I'm over 30 and have had them since I was 11, there is no more hope.
>>67290080
>not jelqing
>>67290080
Check out thundersplace. Been doing stretching and clamping for about 2 years now and gained almost 2 inches in length and like half an inch in girth. It's no bullshit.
Was about 6.6 inches in length and got 7.2 now and my girth went from 5.1 to 5.6 and you can really tell the difference.
>>67290196
Lol
Guys care more about size than women my friend
t. been rejected by ever guy for having 6 inches but never women
>>67288455
>>67289633
>>67289688
>>67290000
>>67290044
Did this dick thread just turn into a dubs thread
>>67290266
and got 8.2 now
Fixed
>>67290266
To me it seems like you lose you self to vanity, unless you have a micro dick women aren't going to turn you away once you already got your dick out.
>>67290270
You're dating the wrong kind of guys then.
>>67290239
Don't give up.
>>67290000
Finally the perfect thread for this gif
>mfw I make thread for fun
>mfw people actually start discussing their penis sizes
>>67290323
I'm not dating them, once they learn your size, which is the first thing they ask about they just ghost you.
Take a trip over to /hm/ see if you find any regular or average sized there that isn't small penis humiliation. Men are worse than women when it comes to size.
>>67290375
this isn't /v/
>>67285625
>Obvious.. is obvious meme
I think we know who the real virgin is
>>67290394
Allow me to reword.
You're associating yourself with the wrong kind of guys.
I've had no problem dating men, regardless of size.
>>67290314
You're completely right, I never thought of my dick as small but when I read up on that shit and the success threads it convinced me. There's people who claim to have much greater results although you gotta take it with a grain of salt but you can definitely get a bigger dick with the exercise. I've been in a relationship for about 3 years now and when we had sex again she definitely said that it felt much better. The only downside to getting more girth is that blowjob become difficult which is why I stopped trying to gain more because I don't want a girl to grind her teeth on my dick.
>>67290375
>mfw people actually start discussing their desirable penis sizes*
FTFY
>>67290440
What's your routine bro? and for how long?
>>67290430
But these are the only guys available here, even bi couples seeking men have a minimum standard for dicks.
Then there are the anecdotes of gay guys with big dicks that made straight men suck them off, size is first and foremost a concern and attraction to guys, women can't even measure right and you can easily fool yourself two inches larger. You can't do that with men.
>>67284981
6 and a half you green whore. they're not for you though, only elves anddraenei
>>67290493
Again, wrong guys. Broaden horizons.
How can puny orc cocks even compete?
>>67290440
Is 20 minutes a day really worth another half inch to your length?
If you stop exercising will it shrink? If yes how fast does this occur.
>>67290480
Mostly the newbie routine but focusing mostly on jelqing, stretching and clamping. I did mostly 10 minutes stretching, 20 minutes jelqing and 10 minutes of clamping with a cable clamp. I did it about 5 times a week for 2 years.
>>67290636
I gained 2 inches in a year, wrote a false number by accident but fixed it. Went from 6.6 to 8.2. It's definitely always worth it since it doesn't take that much time. You can lose a little bit of your gains if you stop completely so they do something they call "cementing your gains". Just read up on it.
>>67284981
y-you too
>>67290719
Sure you did faggot. Enjoy your ED from fucked up dick
>>67290719
ty bro.
>>67290768
Nice try, but my erection has actually improved ever since I've done jelqing. I'm not mad at you though, it's your loss if you want to stay small.
>>67284981
Shutup pancake tits.
>>67290892
Whatever gaylord, I'm just doing the public service to prevent anons from actually falling for you shit
If you've already slept with her you say "that's not what you said when you were gagging on it".
This happened to me once in front of a bunch of people. The girl was embarrassed and everyone laughed at her.
>>67288434
so over half of adult males if we're to believe statistics?
>>67290892
Seems like something you could schedule in with wank time to be efficient. You've opened my eyes to a world I thought was built on lies and deception, praying on the vunerable.
>tfw pearly whites
JUST ;_;
who here /5inches/?
>warcraft races penis size rankings
1. orc
2. dranei
3. human
4. night elfs and other elfs
5. dwarfs
6. gnomes
7. goblins
8. tauren
>>67291327
yo.
straight average, not rocking the boat one way or another.
You cant go wrong.
>>67284981
Look, you make certain sacrifices when you go full immortal, now granted I might have told Sauron something different if I'd read the fine print but as it stands I've got a six inch ghost dick. Now are you going to get to work or what? And I swear to god if you complain that it's cold shit's going to get ugly.
>tfw no dick, only balls and a flat button like surface where my urethra is.
It could be worse.
>>67290016
I have that fucking shit too. It's never bothered me but I don't ever want to have to bring up a wiki page to a woman
>>67285139
>not knowing about Garona
>>67287108
>not involved in the first war
>she assassinates King Llane
>>67290375
kek
>>67285282
Pop figure size
>>67284981
Now, do you want some zug-zug or not, dabu?
>>67292593
>>67287870
>at least 20 cm
So, do you enjoy hurting women?
>>67285139
Complaining about Orc waifus on the big screen. Why do you hate good things?
>>67292915
>20 cm
>hurting women
Keep telling yourself that.
Newborns are more than twice that in length and women don't seem to be hurt for that reason.
It gets bigger when I pull it
>>67293078
Wat? Their bodies change over months to get ready to give birth and even then most of the time it completely fucks their shit up. I'm not exceptionally large but even I've hurt girls.
>>67291492
>Tauren last
>>67294171
You ever seen a bulls penis irl?
>>67291492
>Clearly a butt mad orc that doesn't like being immasculated by big meaty dranei and tauren horsecocks.
Did your girlfriend cheat on you with a dranei orc bitch boy?
>>67295204
Many times. I have to prep him almost every time he comes over.
>>67288128
>>67288326
>>67290000
post proof
>>67288128
>tfw 7.5 inches long
>tfw 4.5 inches thick
>tfw attractive face and average body
>tfw perma virgin shut-in homeschooled highschool dropout
I feel like my gifts have been wasted.
>>67292593
kekkled.
>>67293078
And their pelvises often break and the skin between the vulva and the anus rips.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92peWsw_4-Y
Too big will hurt women, you are just trying to kick insecure men were you know it will hurt.
>>67290044
Your post is infected with dubs
>>67284981
That's pretty big.....for a human.
>>67295884
>4.5" girth
>gift
Nigga that shit is a legit pencil dick.
>have completely average looking 6inch dick
>virgin gf is too afraid to let it in her because even my fingers hurt
JUST
>>67284981
>>67288350
dude...
>>67285060
Being a orc, that would probably turn her on.
>>67296320
Finally my chance to be a hot, hot bull.
>>67290398
yes, you
>>67291492
>tauren
>dead last
Nigga please. Tauren more than likely have the biggest dicks. Hell, a tauren dick is probably the size of an entire gnomes body.
>have 7 inch dick
>think it's too small
Am I watching too much porn?
>>67296975
Yes.
5-6 is average.
Guys over 8 inches is like 1 per 10000. But of course everyone on 4chan has a 8inch penis. Which means people don't know how to measure, or a lot of people on this board is lying.
>>67296975
any amount of porn is too much
>>67288128
Doctors don't count, anon
>>67297053
I have never seen a legit 8"+ penis on this site in ten years.
Legit in being ruler flat on the top of the penis etc.
>>67284981
>yes, of girth.
>>67297055
Not all of us can get tuggies from mommy when we're feeling down.
>>67291492
>Warcraft Races Penis Size Rankings
12. Gnome
11. Goblin
10. Blood Elves
9. Undead
8. Humans
7. Dwarves
6. Trolls
5. Orcs
4. Draenei
3. Worgen
2. Tauren
1.Female draenei
>>67290044
hory shit!
4 inch master race reporting in
>>67290044
damn checked
>>67290044
double dubs
>>67290016
Same here anon. At least I know what they're called now.
>6.3 length
>5.6 girth
it's ok I guess.
>>67284981
5 inch penis master race chiming in
>>67289783
>O.o
Get the fuck out
>>67291492
>Gnome above tauren
I measured my dick last night.
I was very disappointed.
>>67301482
you weren't ever gonna use it on a girl anyway
>>67301962
Ain't that it.
I imagine orc women would appreciate how much better human dicks look, even if they are smaller.
Like how black women appreciate how much better white dicks look.
>6'2 height
>7.5" inches dick but has a bend
>still virgin
FeelsUnsureMan.jpg
>>67303388
>6'5"
>4.5 inch penis
>soon to be 27 year old virgin
I'd hang myself, but I don't have access to any rooms tall enough
Pulls out shotgun and blasts the bitches head off.
>>67288407
From the center of the anus to just beyond the tip.
>>67303295
I picture orc dicks having walrus tusks.
>>67284981
It's only four actually but I'm asian, the fuck did you expect?tfw you live up to the stereotype ;_;
>>67303673
Adam Carolla detected
>>67303440
>>67303388
>6'0"
>5.5 in penis
>lost virginity at 21
youll get there
>>67303711
Ever been with a non-Asian girl?
>>67303793
>Ever been with a non-Asian girl?
Nine years until I reach wizard status anon, there are no girls on this ride.
>>67303440
It's ok m8 28 here we can class change together
>>67303868
damn dude, how is that even possible.
>>67303440
It's ok we can class change together 28 here
>>67303868
I'm two away from the wizarding world. I'm going to use my magic for free pizza and entertaining small children at birthday parties to pay rent.
>>67285700
jealous, but keked hard at "cube dick"
>>67303673
>just beyond
okay I chuckled
7 inch length
6.5 girth
Perfect
>>67303987
Not him but my crippling social anxiety makes sure I will never get laid.
One time a roommate's ex came over for a night and I ate her out. That was cool. But I'm looking good for wizard in 8 years.
>>67285625
Well if a woman was rude enough to say "Uhm...only 6 inches?" then it'd be quite justified to be pretty flippant towards her afterwards you fucking cuck
>>67284981
>tfw 6.75 inches
>tfw only two girls have touched it, my rapist and some fat furry when i was desperate
>tfw living on the edge of normie and weeaboo faggot in that i have a job and shit but no friends because i have nothing in common with my coworkers and dont drink because thats for dads
>>67303388
what kind of bend?
a slight downturn, a slight upturn or a straight dick is desirable.
curving to the left or right is shit, as are actual bends.
>>67306142
It's a downward bend. It's a lot of the reason I'm still a virgin, I'm really anxious about it.
this movie's gonna make me fap to an ogre isn't it?
>>67306249
that just means when you do it doggy style she'll love it.
>>67284981
No it's 7
>>67304932
>complaining about possible wizardry at 22
Stop whining you Nancy bitch. You still got like eight years. What's really fun is when you fuck a bitch and then dont have sex for ten fucking years.
>>67288407
you have to measure while flaccid.
>>67305577
Trust me you're nowhere near the edge of normie.
>tfw 6.7 x 5
I always felt small in my pants.
>>67295577
underrated as heck
>>67284981
I-Its big enough
>>67284981
ah baby you know you love it
>>67293078
>Newborns are more than twice that in length and women don't seem to be hurt for that reason.
Are you fucking retarded?
Who /9inches/ here
>>67284981
Oh fuck man I didn't know I liked this
>>67296975
7 is within the avarage range. So just keep jerking to porn and dont use your hand to pat yourself on the back for having a mediocre dick.
>>67284981
Is a dagger worse than a sword?
>>67296975
Nope you got a tiny dick. Enjoy any girl you date fucking black men to get pleasure.
>>67285718
Because she's half draenei which smoothed out her features to look more human.
>>67289910
Small dick detected.
>>67284981
Is Garona all it takes to get us to talk about our dicks? Who knew
>>67311899
7
>Mediocre
kekekekekekekekek nice try nigger
