A Super Mario movie
Mario and Luigi (John C. Reily and Will Ferrell) are a couple of low time plumbers who also happen to have an iq of 48, Mario has a girlfriend, Peach (who is actually a hooker and a drunk played by Kathryn Hahn).
One day Mario and Luigi won 100 million from the lottery, so Peach, being the whore that she is, decided to tell her pimp, Bowser (Craig Robinson) and they hatch a plan to leech it off the two plumbers. by pretending that Peach is kidnapped by Bowser
Meanwhile Mario and Luigi's cousins, Wario (Danny Mcbride) and Waluigi (James franco) hears about their winnings and plan to take it all for themselves, Wario gets himself some mushrooms from his local dealer, 'Toad' (Adam Scott) and laces their spaghetti with the mushrooms, They all start to trip where all they could see in Mario Land where everything is cgi, Mario and Luigi panics and tries to save Peach from Bowser, stopping the whole Drug Cartel and Bowser's child slavery ring in the process
Directed by Judd Apatow
Edgy
Actually not half bad
A thriller about an FBI agent searching for an international terrorist only known as 'Stripes' ,wearing a striped suit and glasses. Stripes has no name, no prints, no nothing, and can only be seen amidst the chaos from a CCTV footage looking directly at the camera before an explosion happens.
The Agent must race against time before Stripes could orchestrate another attack, they figure out that the next target is Washington DC, As the Agents slowly uncover Stripes' past, they are horrified when it is revealed that his name is Waldo
>>67276219
Kek
>>67276158
>Directed by Judd Apatow
Fucked the landing.
>it's a Mario parody
>Peach is actually a whore
I'm sorry man, but about 100 youtube videos and 250 newgrounds flashes were ahead of you
>>67276158
I'd watch it. Maybe have Leguizamo make a cameo
a movie idea I was toying with
a british crime joint (although nothing too serious or fucked up) shows a busy weekend for 3 or 4 young drug dealers who deal 24/7 from a car driving around a british city. It will be a banterful comedy, as the guys basicly run a taxi service to clubs dealing drugs, food and water and their point of view always witnesses funny stories and crazy shit happening.
>>67276158
>Wario played by Danny Mcbride
10/10 casting OP, I would watch this
Stoner comedy with Seth Rogen and James Franco (playing himself)
Nic Cage is an international arms dealer / terrorist that can predict the future. He must trade identities with the FBI agent tasked with taking him down in order to kidnap the infant son of an Arizona furniture mogul so he can steal the Declaration of Independence and a 1967 Ford Shelby GT500 and break into Alcatraz with Sean Connery.
The son of a warrior goes out to avenge his father's death, and learn the ancient martial art that made his father so successful in battle. Told in classic Wuxia style, save for the martial art itself: Instead of actual karate type stuff, it's Equilibrium/Matrix style gun-fu. Everything else looks like it takes place in feudal Japan.
>>67277189
>Snatch
>Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
>Pulp Fiction
>>67277302
seconded
Nicolas Cage is a fisherman living in the Florida keys in the 1980s, who accidentally picks up a load of cocaine and sells it himself to get money to pay the rent and pay his daughters college tuition. Unfortunately, the Colombian cartel tracks his family down and kidnaps them until they get their cocaine back.
>>67276158
Where is Seth Rogen in all that ? You can't have all those dudes in the same movie without Seth Rogen
>>67279145
He plays a DEA agent trying to put down Bowser, when Mario trips, he sees Rogen's character as a huge cloud with a huge face on its middle like the teletubby sun-baby
>>67276158
Because of genetic experiments involving deadly mosquitoes and Down Syndrome, Downs has suddenly become contagious, spreading very similarly to the rage virus from 28 Days Later. A small bad of survivors, including a smart phone-social media addicted woman, a comic relief Chinese guy, an Englishman who says quirky things, two twins but one supports Trump and the other Bernie and sassy black girl, must put aside aside their differences if they are ever going to reach a rumoured safe haven, free of infection.
28 Chromosomes Later.
>>67279145
Seth Rogan is Goomba leader
A low-level mook in a prominent gang finds himself rising through the ranks when he slaughters members of a rival gang in a gunfight. As tensions between the two gangs rise, so does the mook's reputation as a one-man army. He eventually finds himself leading a small group of gangbangers into what resembles an all-out war in the city.
Basically have music-driven gunfights mixed with a gang story with World War II parallels
