what is he thinking here, /tv/?
>>67273876
i just want alcohol money
>>67273876
>Should've made Citizen Kane 2...
u are 1 ****ing cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol ****in sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil ****in gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer
>>67273876
>You know what I did this morning? I played the voice of a toy. Some terrible robot toys from Japan that changed from one thing to another. The Japanese have funded a full-length animated cartoon about the doings of these toys, which is all bad outer-space stuff. I play a planet. I menace somebody called Something-or-other. Then I'm destroyed. My plan to destroy Whoever-it-is is thwarted and I tear myself apart on the screen.
MUHAHAHAHAHA THE FRENCH CHAMPAGNE HAS ALWAYS BEEN CELEBRATED FOR ITS EXCELLENCE, THIS IS A CALIFORNIA CHAMPAGNE BYPOURMASHANTINSPIREDBYTHATSAMEFRENCHEXCELENCEITSFODAASGFASGAS FFS
>>67273907
all the way to Citizen Cane 5: Collision Cane
>>67273907
>>67273917
>implying he didn't bring it on himslef
who is Pore Massown?
>>67273954
he says "pour, my son"
he's telling the guy (who may or may not be his real son?) to pour him another glass
>>67273876
Is the guy on the left from the original Battlestar Galactica?
>>67273876
>has it really come to this?
>>67273876
AHHHH LE BOTTLE WE MEET AGAINSDFJDSFHDSJKFSK THE FRENCH
>>67273876
>Where am I?
Once I was making films like Citizen Kane and fucking Rita Hayworth. Now I'm shilling for this cheap swill.
>>67274685
>Now I'm shilling
i think he says "now i'm chilean"
>>67273917
MUHAHAHAHAHA THE AUTOBOTS
>we kill no Prime before it's time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i7ycxiog40
>>67273876
>just do anything?
>>67273876
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHehhehahashdwAAHHAHAh hahaha HAA
>...the french
>>67275044
>he isn't doing anything
>>67275035
>green penis
>What is it you want? In the DEPTHS of your ignorance, what is it you want?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhWM4_pIKVg
>>67274989
>>67273876
I wish I were endorsement peas right now
>>67273949
Exactly this. He became a bloated living parody of himself,. He was a complete asshole to everyone he worked with and fell in love with his own farts. He considered himself too good for everything he did, but still did it while giving everyone else shit for it too.
All life diminishes to meaningless suffering.
>>67275347
Is there a list out there of all the embarrassingly bad stuff Welles did?
Apart from the commercial, I saw a clip of his short-lived talk show and became fascinated.
>>67274005
lel
Welles was earning around 75,000 a day for this kinda shit, residuals had the cash constantly flowing.
Are you seriously saying that you would turn down that kind of income for doing next-to-nothing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3HVCwPp7j0
>>67275449
MWAAAAAAHHHH... the bourBONghhhh
>>67275395
>Is there a list out there of all the embarrassingly bad stuff Welles did?
Touch of Evil and The Lady from Shanghai
(Ah yes, the French champagne has always been celebrated for its excellence.
There is a Californian champagne by Paul Masone inspired by that same French excellence.
It's fermented in the bottle and like the best French champagne it's vintage dated.)
"AHHHHHHHHHHH theeee frensh shhhampain...hasalwaysbeen celebrated for it's excellenshh...there is a california shhampain? by paul maason...Inspired. by that same french excellenCE. Itsferementedinthebottleandlike the best french champagne it's vintage dated so paul maso-"
>>67273876
"Was anyone ever as lucky as me?"
>>67275794
what did me mean by this?
>>67276547
>what did me mean by this?
what did you mean by this?
in july?
>>67275090
Isn't that the fun of it?
>>67273876
>I hope I did a good job covering the loose ends of that whole Black Dahlia thing...
>>67275794
Alright, cut.
>>67278458
orson, action pls
>>67276628
IN July
>>67276824
>tfw autopsy revealed that the Black Dahlia had drunk Pore Marsseown wine before her death.
>>67273876
Ooh, MAH WINEZ
>>67273917
It's amazing how much distain he had for the role when it was a perfect performance.
*paaarp* The French champagne has always been celebrated for its fizziness
>ywn get shitfaced on pavel mason with awesome welles
MAAAAAAAHAH THE FEELS
>>67275090
Tell me how to say "In July" and emphasize "in" and I'll go down on you.
That's just idiotic if you'll pardon me by saying so.
It's just stupid.
>>67273876
Do you think he puked that day from being so drunk?
MWAAAAHAA THE WRENCH
>>67278740
>*paaarp* The French champagne has always been celebrated for its fizziness
haha parp lol
>>67279430
yes, always.
>>67273876
>WAAHAAA THE FRENSH SHAMPAIN...
>>67275684
Touch of Evil is considered classic Film Noir.
>>67273876
>what is he thinking here, /tv/?
...He doesn't do anything?
I'm also disappointed that this wasn't the first reply.
>>67273876
I can' wait to...bang thish bish...affer...wush my lineshhh? Ahhh, france in '33 I'll alwaysh remember...they loved me for Shitishen Cane...loved me...now?? They all want The Great Orshennn...who lovesh me ffffor who I really am??? Fuck thesh incopetent ametuersh...
Who the hell are you, anyway?
>I've fucked up my career, now I'll fuck up my life
>>67273876
I just want to return to Spain to watch bullfighting. I hate these people.
>>67280649
you sound like you have a lot of disdain for spain
>>67280948
Spain is lame.
>>67281045
lame?
>>67273876
"Ah foogin kant whet to fuhk dish bish ged overr her foogin... ahh shid.... muh......"
>>67275794
What's the take they ultimately used?
>>67282329
legit he's only in it right at the end and they use an ADR voiceover
