ITT:TIMES YOU ACTED LIKE FRANK
>Walk into barber shop
>I'LL HAVE THE ONE BATCH TWO BATCH, SIR
>what?
>PUNISH ME
>excuse me?
>JUST FRANK ME UP
>sir, I really don't--
>GIVE ME THE HIGH AND TIGHT, MAN
>o-ok...
>HERE'S 11 CENTS FOR YOUR SERVITUDE
>what!?
>PENNY AND DIME
>>67258933
> be me
> walking down the street
> hear a guy talking about fucking a 12 year old
> pull out my gun
> shoot him in the head
> check his ID so I can be sure he doesn't have any associates who we would be after me
> he was 11
>>67258933
> be me
> in resturant by myself
> see waitress
> lemmeaxeyuhsumthin
> she stares at me, shook by the presence of a decorated boy scout
> You got any coffee?
> she scurries way intimidated and returns with it
> I guzzle it down while staring straight ahead with a 100 yard stare
> ask her for more
> she says they're out
> HUH? LEMMEAXEYUHSUMTHIN, IF YOU AINT GOT NO COFEEE WHY IS SHE STILL COMIN?
> w-what?
> WHY IS THAT WAITRESS STILL COMIN!!
> Pull out my .380 and shoot the coffee out of another waitresses hand
> That was the pot!
> Shoot the coffee cup
> THAT WAS THE CUP!
> HOW COME SHE'S STILL COMIN?
> Lady tells me im done
> get up, letting my jacket drag on the ground
> blink for a second
> relive my life's trauma of my Mother kicking me out of the basement
> get misty eyed and face the waitress
> Ever been tired?
> security escorts me out as I yell I'd do it again
>>67259303
>> get up, letting my jacket drag on the ground
>> blink for a second
>> relive my life's trauma of my Mother kicking me out of the basement
>> get misty eyed and face the waitress
>> Ever been tired?
>> security escorts me out as I yell I'd do it again
Fuckin' amazing, m8
What show is this?
>>67259660
vinyl
>be me
>>67259660
Daring Diablo
>>67259660
Dastardly Demon
>>67259660
Frank Frankers
>It's a repost from /co/
>just to get (You)s on /tv/
>>67259108
>wear skull shirts to school
>teacher starts some liberal bullshit in class
>yell out that is nice slice of bullshit teach
>excuse me anon?
>you heard me bitch
>anon go to the principals office immediately
>no bitch
>she calls in security and as they pull me off I yell COME ON I CAN TAKE YOU ALL ON
>>67258933
What a goofy looking guy
>>67259660
Brassy Beezlebub
>>67259660
Dashing Djinn
>>67259660
Lambasting Lucifer
>>67259660
Salacious Satan
>>67259660
Mischievous Mephisto
>>67259660
Californication
>>67259660
The Walking Shane
>Buying guns
>As I walk away, the vendor tells me he got porn with 11y old in it
>I turn the sign on his door from "open" to "closed"
>The fucking store was actually closed, i just put the sign on "open"
>Endless horde of people start dashing in, buying guns, CP and police radio
>MFW i'll never enough bullets for all the pennies and dimes
>>67259660
Daredevil.
times you acted like Eric Roberts
>walk around Hollywood blvd.
>ask everyone I see if they have a script or if the script is done
>make 13 new movie before lunch time
>>67259303
best one in this thread. 10/10
>Thread with funny greentext potential
>Ruined by easy meme reply post
ONE BATCH
>>67261421
OYSTERS CLAMS
>>67261209
Ok I laughed
>>67261248
toppest of keks
literally this played in my mind when i saw that scene.
>>67261529
NO KEKOLDS?
>>67261959
I wanted you to keep going.
I'm disappointed anon ;_;
>>67258933
>went for a walk at night to my local cemetery
>full moon out so shits beautiful
>scan the land of the dead for a nice tombstone to rest upon
>finally find something reasonable and walk over several grave markers
>sit on the wet ground with my back leaning on the large shaped rock
>start crying about the family I lost
>my son, my waifu, my daughter--they'll never be real
>a guy comes along asking what I'm doing as his face reddens
>I start talking incoherently with jumbles sentences
>"ONE BATCH, TWO BATCH..."
>The man only stands there listening to my Oscar performance
>"...PENNY AND DIME"
>The man proceeds to my side and pulls me up
>"Get your ass off the grass, son. This is no place to be panhandling."
>I try to resist but there is nothing I could do
>Was taken to my local hospital psych ward and assessed
>They diagnose me and medicate me
>have to group therapy with a bunch of weirdos
>incidently the group is made of young people who also like comic books, games, and that sort of jazz
>Not one of them know who Frank is
>>67262858
>>"Get your ass off the grass, son. This is no place to be panhandling."
Heh heh heh
