ITT : Childhood faps
>>67254410
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>>67254483
Mah classy fap Nigga.
She's fucking ugly
Arnold?
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>67254533
>she
That's David Bowie, you retard.
>>67254580
I'm so fucking tired of this pasta, like i lose life expectancy everytime i see it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEoh3RwTNuo
>>67254580
evry time
>>67254697
pretty much this
>>67254410
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPHH*
>>67254637
>>67254697
Ded meme
>>67254580
Aways gets me
>>67254892
That brief 6 months in time where Cameron Diaz was moderately attractive.
>... why are you always watching cooking shows anon?
>um... er... i like the f-fine cuisine, m-mwaahaa, the french!
>>67254410
HIGH TEST
As in she has lots of testosterone for a woman
>>67255017
Nice taste anon
>>67255106
>all those double entendres
>>67255106
my fuckin nigga
>>67255106
das it man
>>67255106
this fine bird and Carol Vorderman on Countdown
>>67254410
Ms. Meeker in Halloween 4 when she's with Brady. Seen the movie probably 80 times and that particular scene probably 480 times.
Also in From Dusk Till Dawn when she asks Ritchie if he will eat her out (in his imagination). Wew.
Also, be careful of SJW mods. They've deleted this kind of thread anytime I've seen it.
What about adulthood faps?
>>67255087
That's weirdly accurate, I don't know what happened.
Don't understand why this is such a famous fap scene. Worst body ever. Worst haircut ever. Long, unattractive face. No thank you.
>>67255418
It's not, OP is just memeing
>>67255418
As long as I can remember I've thought she was masculine and unattractive, good actress though
>>67255106
>>67255154
>>67255245
>>67255323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I
Keira and Nat
>>67254697
Hothead leave
>>67255571
I am now laughing with a boner
>>67255106
That was me but with Giada
>>67255418
>worst body ever
>>67254892
i wanna fug her
Watching Jodie Foster getting raped by an Alien impersonating her father in Contact.
>>67255717
hell yes, best voice.
A true goddess.
>>67255106
plebicus maximus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zsERKqVUdk
>>67256040
MOMMY
>>67256170
>>67254697
>>67254832
>>67254410
the very moment i hit puberty. watching some wholesome shit.
>>67256355
still makes me hard as diamonds btw
>>67254410
Quite possibly the gaiden to my big girl obsession
>>67256424
>having this much of a shit taste
>>67254410
Good body
Disgusting manish face.
>>67255368
that was the sherriffs daughter
>>67255937
Fuck she is more hot than I remember. Time for a nostalgia fap.
>>67256355
also this
>>67256194
he's a big guy
>>67254697
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>67256527
>there are plebs who don't like having a fiery tsundere waifu
>there are plebs who prefer totally polite, inoffensive characters like Serena
>>67256355
this made me so hard its just a shame there is so little of it in the episode and it leads nowhere.
>>67256678
Stay mad with that shit taste anon
>>67254481
>>67254580
>>67254740
>>67254963
>implying you faggots wouldnt
>>67254410
Cameron Diaz in The Mask.What went wrong?
I didn't have a crush on her or anything, it's just the show had a lot of bikinis and blurred boobs on beaches.
Oh Scully
>>67256744
good times
>>67255106
Of all things cultural which the U.K. is superior to the U.S., the one that I am most jealous about, is you're love for some naturally thick women. God bless the U.K.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFOOOashME4
>>67254410
I'm honestly not sure why this wasn't the first post here.
>>67256355
>>67256690
i found her attractive even in her uniform. then all of a sudden this scene.
how is it that there is parody porn of full house and nothing of this scene?
>>67256355
what is this ?
>>67256707
Eww
>>67256412
My niggah, she was chubby but still cute.
>>67256950
picket fences. 90s tv show
>>67256780
I wish I was dead.
>>67256964
Sauce?
>>67256979
>>67256412she's ded
>>67256744
>dem feets
>>67257017
>>67256622
underrated post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KxWBpDjmSo
>>67254580
>>67257061
Spoiler image?
>>67256611
"Her daddy don't scare me." - Wade
>>67257061
It says spoiler image
>>67257118
>>67257137
dumb mobile posters
>>67257155
You lousy bastard
Still think she's hot as fuck, but I'd drag myself through broken glass and aids needles just to hear SM1 Dunst fart through a walkie talkie.
>>67257137
The movie was Spoiler Image, it came out in 2012. Jimmy Smits and Wallace Shawn were in it. It's about a conman who rips off designs of high-end car spoilers
someone pls post the drawings that people have done of this scene
wore out the VHS tape I stole from the video store
>>67256930
Because they would be arrested, children in porn is illegal.
>>67257402
Tifa.
>>67257351
Nobody said they had to feature actual children in the scene, you numpty. There's porn parodies of the Brady Bunch.
>>67254410
I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city.
>>67257402
Is it just me, or is there less of these type of salivating scenes in movies nowadays featuring female actresses. It seems there is an effort to avoid the type of SJW storm in a teacup situations that arise after even a slightly lecherous scene. Even mildly titillating scenes like Alice Eve in ST had people crying.
>>67256707
Fuck that haircut
>>67254580
best pasta
>>67256215
The girl in the Red Coat in Schindler's List
>>67257460
I've been properly fapping since I was 4 and one of the first scenes to get me going was Estelle Getty in the Golden Girls. I used to fantasize about sucking on the liverspotted grey cheesy flesh of her dilapidated cunt while she cracked wise.
>>67256804
>Keyra Augustina
An ass so perfect you still remember it 12 years later.
>>67257460
>>67257256
You ruined it
>>67256412
Not proud to admit it, but yep
Tatjana Simic, Kees Flodder in Flodder.
Dutch people will understand.
Maybe even Belgians and Germans.
>>67257327
I fucking recorded the censored broadcast tv version and fapped to it
I was 13 or 14 when I discovered this on limewire
>>67254410
>>67258439
>not discovering it on Kazaa
>>67258476
Everyone's favorite
I remember I was home sick from school one day and was just looking through my dad's huge collection of VHS tapes for a movie to watch and just picked a movie called Disclosure because I had never seen it before.
I fapped to the scene where Michael Douglas and Demi Moore half fuck in his office like three times. I kept the tape paused right before it happened just in case I needed some fap material.
gave me a lifelong fetish for ancient egypt
>>67254697
>Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>67256868
In the dark ages before I had high-speed internet, I will fully admit to watching those commercials late at night on Comedy Central and jerking it to them. I know I can't be the only one.
>>67256804
Oh how I've forgotten...
>>67254697
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>67258693
Of course not.
Also pic related
>>67257460
>>67256622
She had the jawline of Ahnold. How is this a wank?
>>67256412
this
>>67259049
Are you literally retarded? She might be the least talented actress I have ever seen, and literally the only reason she got work in the 90s was for that sexy, smoldering look that she had. Nobody else thinks that she has the jawline of Ahnold.
>>67259175
You'll call now.
>>67259199
No, she got work because of who she was related to ya dip.
>>67259199
This must be one of those dated sexiness things, like Kelly McGillis.
>>67254697
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
What kind of weird kid masturbated to stuff that wasn't even porn? Did you guys not have softcore stuff on cable?
>>67257460
>>67257155
no really, it says spoiler image when you spoiler shit ya dingus
it's bound btw
>>67258439
What is this? I was P2P freak and I've never seen it.
Ask will Arnold sentenced in this area and only as "Jamie Curtis, you condemned well with all your body and androgynous face terrible monster. I would sex tight sexy both my character and the real me. Totally with you" If there is anything there, another 16-year-old really wanted to do in his fucking closet. How seriously imagine his Arnold, with, and not just sit in this chair while Jamie Lee Curtis disgusting brings on his body display, inefficient lighting hide their stretch marks and discolored skin and stay there, you take an hour to an hour, then they have perfected this dance. not only with their monstrous bloody face, but her haughty attitude, like everyone to tolerate on set to tell her she was still GOT DAMN, looks JAMIE LEE CURTIS * so * ??, because they are not the ones who sit there and face her mannish fuck Gremlin AM Crick in the types of faces that you know in advance, there was. They are nothing more than a healthy diet and blondes Dummies and later for the whole damn career victims of rape came to Austria from nowhere supposedly only. You ever fucking anything so disgusting in front, seen and now swear the taste of sweat break on his stomach to turn the dimples significantly smugly if you be sucking sure to have a chance to be paid to enjoy and revel in their " statuary (because that's what she calls herself) "beauty, beauty that they have worked so hard in recent months with a personal trainer. And then take the director for another call, and you know that you could kill every person in this room before the studio security, could stand, but you sit there and endure, because you are condemned Arnold. You will not lose your future political career on it. Just wear. Hide your face and wear it.
>>67259468
Private Teacher, scene 7
one of the best ever.
>>67259360
People used to jerk it to the Sears catalog, man. Desperate times
>>67259468
I've jerked it to newspapers before mate
Not all of us had access to porn
Imagine being the janitor on this board and having to be all like "damn, Anonymous, your memes' fuckin' fine, all epic with your rehashed content and horrific unoriginal jokes. I would totally use these memes, both on the internet and in real life." when all he really wants to do is troll another 16 year old on facebook. Like seriously imagine having to be the janitor and not only sit on this board while Anonymous flaunts his disgusting memes in front of you, the Yotsuba B layout barely concealing his putrid body odor and greasy skin, and just sit here, thread after thread, hour after hour, while he perfected that meme. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking memeshit but his haughty attitude as everyone in the thread tells him he's WELL MEME'D, FRIEND and DAMN, /tv/ MEMES LOOK LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit here and watch his redditish fucking posts contort into types of autism you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been posting nothing but a healthy diet of waifu threads and /got/ generals and later alleged cinema threads for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in /b/. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his scraggly neckbeard as he sucks it in to chortle dismissively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to not get paid to sit here and revel in his "dank (for that is what he calls them)" memes, the memes he worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous hours. And then the OP calls for another thread, and you know you could kill every single person on this board before the admin could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're the fucking janitor. You're not going to lose your future moderator career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>67258645
Every night before i went to bed i used to watch A View to Kill, Although it was ranked as one of the worse James Bonds critically i loved it.The quirky quips that Bond would come out with where 10/10 banter. He had a little slave man called Tibet that he would c u c k by making him act as a REAL man slave even though he was just "under cover".I could fap to this film a maximum of 3 times , sometimes 4 in my very young days. My first fap would just be out of excitement and i would usually climax around the point of where Grace Jones (may day)pics the man up and throws him at James Bond (pic related), god that made me rock hard and squirt my cum all over my belly , that didnt matter though as i would use it as lube for later. My second Cum would usually come around the scene where Christopher Walken Aka Max Zorin (cool name) and Grace Jones fight have a fight in a judo arena and Grace Jones overpowers him , the sweat on her black skin made my little winky stand up like a ruler and the thought of being over powered by her really got me fapping hard.The directors choice to put her in a little black jumpsuit was a fantastic creative choice. My third and final fap would come in the scene where Jones and Bond fuck each other , You scene her muscular body almost in full and there is a hint of side boob at one point that would usually make me whimper like a little dog i had to put a sock in my mouth at this point as i was always so load... i didn’t care though , if anything it made it better.
>>67259463
oh really
>>67259463
hover your mouse of it you dumb faggot
>>67259360
Most of us didn't unless we were on vacation and got to stay in a hotel room, or with a grandparent that had a movie package. Premium movie packages are still expensive, and they were positively cost-prohibitive back in the 90s. Most young couples raising children don't have the extra money for stuff like that, and they definitely didn't have the time to make it a worthwhile expense.
IF your parents made enough money to where they could afford that luxury, they were likely educated and aware enough to set parental locks. I either had to wait for a free weekend and sneak downstairs at 2am for Playmate of the Apes, or fap in the safety of my room to issues of the swimsuit editions of Sports Illustrated. You just had to respect the struggle, mayne.
>>67255937
that's disgusting bro
>>67259503
I still do for ol' times sake. Same with Playboy channels specials I used to record on VHS at my grandparents (grandpa had it, thinking nobody knew, shame shame)
>>67257031
i know man, and the thing from precious is still alive, let that sink in
>>67256412
>tfw you find out she's dead
>>67259997
>tfw watching Barbed Wire on USA
>>67259604
The Mayday/Bond fuck scene works so weirdly well because she's the top.
>>67256355
Who's the actress?
>>67260088
>>67260038
Dude, they seriously used the play the fuck outta that movie.
>>67260296
They did, along with Halloween.
I remember those two movies always being on.
This whole scene from 24. Mandy kidnaps Tony, ties him up to a chair. When she has to escape because CTU is coming she casually walks to her neighbours apartment, makes herself in like she's the average girl next door but proceeds to kill them all. I thought that was extremely sexy and still do.
>>67260207
lauren holly
>>67254697
Imagine being the janitor on this board and having to be all like "damn, Anonymous, your memes' fuckin' fine, all epic with your rehashed content and horrific unoriginal jokes. I would totally use these memes, both on the internet and in real life." when all he really wants to do is troll another 16 year old on facebook. Like seriously imagine having to be the janitor and not only sit on this board while Anonymous flaunts his disgusting memes in front of you, the Yotsuba B layout barely concealing his putrid body odor and greasy skin, and just sit here, thread after thread, hour after hour, while he perfected that meme. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking memeshit but his haughty attitude as everyone in the thread tells him he's WELL MEME'D, FRIEND and DAMN, /tv/ MEMES LOOK LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit here and watch his redditish fucking posts contort into types of autism you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been posting nothing but a healthy diet of waifu threads and /got/ generals and later alleged cinema threads for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in /b/. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his scraggly neckbeard as he sucks it in to chortle dismissively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to not get paid to sit here and revel in his "dank (for that is what he calls them)" memes, the memes he worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous hours. And then the OP calls for another thread, and you know you could kill every single person on this board before the admin could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're the fucking janitor. You're not going to lose your future moderator career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>67254892
She can't into microphones.
Those shitty Shannon Tweed soft core movies
>>67258294
Nothing fapping to the other kees are you gay bro?
>>67260307
good taste
Not exactly childhood, I was already a teen when I saw this tv show, but I probably fapped at least 600 times to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8ji2RpspWo
>>67260586
What's going on there?
>>67260361
How in the fuck did I never watch this show...
>>67254580
Honestly, this pasta just flows perfectly it's unreal.
Do any of you remember that clip show they had on HBO? It was a lot of stuff from around the world. I think it had three parts
>>67257460
>>67255106
>ywn have a milf wife like Nigella
Why even live
I have cumming
Michelle Johnson in Blame it on Rio
flaunting her tangerines in front of Michael Caine the whole movie
>>67260643
It is a guy banging his fiancee's friend while the fiancee and her bridesmaid watch.
>>67260918
Im an oldfag, I dont think young people understand just how impactful this movie was.
come on anon
>>67261021
>not wanting a milf mommy like nigella
git gud mate
>>67257460
r@ygold
>>67256040
>not liking thick milf
>>67254410
>>67254580
THERE IT IS
>>67261156
salty milk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQj--Kjn0z8
>>67261253
absolutely disgusting and underage fuck off
>>67261083
She is one in a million
:^)
>>67257460
If this wasn't pasta before, it is now.
>>67261311
>>67261050
Also, you can turn on the English subs if you want to watch it.
>>67261350
I hate how it becomes foot worship but before that I fap to it
>Be 11
>watching HBO late night with cousin looking for sweet bewbage
>adult content warning comes up
>language, adult situations and nudity
>oh yeah
>movie title: Event Horizon
>oh... Oh no
>slept with lights on for the next two weeks
Yes, there were tits. But at what cost?
>>67257460
I couldn't do that. My dick sticks straight up when I masturbate. I couldn't aim.
>>67261311
Dan wasn't the first, and he won't be the last.
>>67261075
it was pretty full-on for 1968.
lol, Excessive machine
>>67261521
Amazing
i would wake up in the morning and put on espn to watch Kiana's Flex Appeal
i didnt even workout or anything id just watch it like any other show. that right after of before this would come on there was another show with 2 guys and this muscley black chick and tight ass shorts and short dreads that i would fap to before school. i wish i could remember the name
BEAT THAT LOSERS
I have not seen Under the Skin except for Scarjo's nudes from it, some people say its like a modern, more artsy version of the fap classic, Species
every morning before school
>>67261521
topkek
>>67256412
Who and where?
>>67261668
jesus christ, what is this
>>67257460
>>67261594
Miley Cyrus?
>>67260547
>emmanuelle
mah niggggg
i would try to rent this from the video store back in the day and they WOULDNT LET ME!!!
>>67260307
>Mama! *sucking noise*
>>67261700
aerobics oz style
>>67261799
BABY WANTS TO FUCK
>>67257460
this is the first time i've ever smoked marijuana and i'm not sure if this is real or if i'm really reading it and will be able to read it again tomorrow
can anybody confirm?
>>67261927
BOO
>>67261927
please wake up
>>67261598
i just found out the name of a cartoon i had been looking for for about 15 years.
so don't worry, i'm sure you'll remember the name of the show you wish you could remember
>>67261927
it's real but it's probably copy and pasted from some bird furry board
>>67257460
>>67262031
what was the cartoon?
>>67261598
Are you me?
>>67261927
Marijuana doesn't cause hallucinations moron.
>>67262081
It was called Candle Cove.
WENDY PEFFERCORN
>>67262095
Says the giant penguin
Amy Jo bouncing around in that tight shirt in No Clowning Around especially.
>>67262031
i think it mightve been this.the name is familiar but thats not the same black chick i would fap to
>>67257460
>After you're good an horny, you get some bread.
>>67262104
He doesn't real. Not until next year anyway, directed by Max cock-smoking-twat-punching Landis on SyFy.
>>67262095
>Marijuana doesn't cause hallucinations
>>67261668
>>67261831
That's some Master Roshi tier fapping.
>>67254580
I love this copypastaand I actually think she looks hot in that scene.
>>67262211
Max Landis is a real cunt, but I'm actually looking forward to that show. Cautiously.
>>67262249
have another
>>67262095
this is the same guy you're replying to.
i got some good shit right here, man. it makes watching the office like twice as good
>>67262150
>>67262031
this is actually the guy.
Little Lambkin. Mom and dad had it on a vhs for me when i was like 4-5. been looking for it forever for nostalgia feels
>>67262299
DUDE
>>67261077
Still fap to moot
>>67262377
WEED
>mfw I'm the oldest one here
>>67260248
