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If they injected the serum in a fit strong person instead of scrawny Steve, would they be stronger than the current Captain, or is the serum strenght cap the same for everyone?
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that cgi though
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>>67253341
>inject serum into some fucking musclehead douchebag who wears camo pants to the gym and drives a 2010 used BMW
>instead of doing anything positive with his powers he just hangs around nightclubs and takes his shirt off and plays pickup basketball with middleschool kids
>instead of giving it to someone with the most heart who will only do good

thats why you fucking nigger
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>>67253341
>Muscle tears aren't a thing
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>>67253341
>that cgi

jesus
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>>67253425
>inject serum into some fucking musclehead douchebag who wears camo pants to the gym and drives a 2010 used BMW
>1940's
>2010
faggot
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>>67253425
Or he turns into a goddamn super criminal.
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>most American person you can be
>born and raised in fucking Brooklyn New York

I bet at least half of Brooklyns residents are 1st Gen brown immigrants
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>>67253416
>>67253454
"that cgi" won a VES award
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Reminder that Steve has erectile dysfunction, a shriveled steroid dick and will die a virgin for sure.
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>>67253425
>Power Fantasy for the nerds watching
That's why, you fucking bigot.
The idea that someone physically fit is inherently impure is fucking laughable.
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>>67253341
it just raises you to the peak of human ability

the peak stays the same whether you're weak or strong
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v620E6ozrKI
Ayyy senpai lets give magical serum to unfit idiot with no sense of self-preservation
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>>67253539
steroids shrink your balls, so they actually make your dick look bigger. fucking faggot.
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>>67253425
>he goes to the gym, he must be an asshole/stupid!

holy shit, get your fedora out of your ass
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They were gonna choose someone else but he was the one who jumped on the grenade so he has the nobler intentions
Any other soldier and they would've gone power crazy and flipped
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>>67253341
>me front centre
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>>67253545
It's not the idea, the idea was that the military was getting muscleheads but they were all shit morally, meanwhile puny steve always stood up despite being the weakest of the pack, always put himself on the line (what with him wanting to serve at any cost, throwing himself at the nade) and being less of a shitforbrains considering he had to rely more on cunning than power.
So the problem isn't that muscleheadscan't be heroic, it's just that Steve had a really Golden heart and mind, and thus they picked him, what with tmwhat happened to Red Skull and shit.

Beyond that, pretty sure the Serum takes you to the human peak regardless of who uses it.
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>>67253656

gives you permanent ED, tho
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>>67253787
>it's just that Steve had a really Golden heart and mind, and thus they picked him

they picked him because he was a fucking brainwashed mujaheedin that would blow himself up for uncle sam just so he could serve.
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Red Skull was normal, yet he wasn't overpowered.
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>>67253425
kek numale detected
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>>67253806
>permanent
Bet yoy also think they make all your natural test disappear forever in the first shot too
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>>67253425

I know exactly why they chose him, I just asked how would the serum react in somebody fit, you incestuous cum filled piece of shit.
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>>67253754

The scene when Steve jumped on the grenade was the only scene in any Marvel movie that actually moved me.
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Didn't the Nazi give the same shit to bucky? And the same syrum was used for abomination and he became a terrifying monster.
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>>67253839
What? Nothing showed that. They showed him sacrificing to save lives, they showed him out-thinking the rest of the grunts, they showed a guy who would do anything to go fight the bullies (nazis) even if he doesn't stand a chance.

Go back to russia, you shill.
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>>67253341
WHAT IF THEY INJECTED THE SERUM INTO THE HULK, WOULD THE HULK BE 20 TIMES STRONGER THAN HE IS??????

HORY FUCK
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>>67253895
They didn't have the serum, so it was more like using broken replicas.
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>>67253806
im blasting 2 grams of test every week and my 7x7 dick is harder than yours, fuccboi. you mad?
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>>67253341
Me in front
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I thought they established that the serum rejected a lot of the subjects or was making them go crazy or something and Steve had a dormant X gene or some bullshit that allowed it to take to him.
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>>67253425
That's not his fucking question you illiterate faggot.
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>>67253341
When are we going to see Captain "Die Hard" America in the movies?
Earth X movie when?
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>>67253955
Test isn't steroids. They sell test at Walmart.
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>>67253955
>7x7

pics of your cuboid dick, senpai?
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>>67254060
>test isn't roids
Actually, yeah it is.
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>>67254039
>Earth X movie when?
People need to stop seeing capeshit for a decade. In order to get back to the business Marvel announces this movie along with a MARVELS adaptation.
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>>67253341
Nobody is answering the question and its no. The serum takes Steve to the peak of human abilities, so for example he has peak human strenght, if anyone stronger was injected with it they wouldve gained less strenght and arrived at the same place, peak human strenght.

Captain America isnt a super human, he is just the best a human could possibly be physically without super powers
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>>67254079
7x7 WOULD IMPLY A FLAT PLANE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
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>>67253425
>being this fucking insecure
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>>67254147
surely he doesn't have a flat dick? Holy shit, now I must see pics...
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>>67254119
Not a bad scenario, desu

Know what would be really amazing though?
that one story where they make it so Peter Parker is May's son
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>>67253839
ISIS has their nasheeds, we have our capeshit.
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>>67253942
what if they injected the serum into that zootopia bunny
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>>67253842
Neckbeard detected
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>>67253425
>someone works on their health they must be stupid!!!

That hollyjew stereotype is made by insecure beta writers who always think the good nerdy guy gets the girl

go outside once in a while you sheltered underage turd
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>>67253416
>>67253454
There's nothing wrong with it, you're just acutely aware of the fact that Chris Evans is pretty buff.
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>>67254133

>Captain America isnt a super human

I agree he's nowhere near spider-man and similar super strength characters, but I would say he's still a lot stronger than a human at his peak, often comparison about him is that he's strong as 10 men.
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>>67253425
>thats why you fucking nigger
y-y-yeah g-guys that's w-why I'm not s-s-s-strong, it's because I-I'm a g-g-good p-person

ayy lmao skele-mode
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Steve was just the first test subject, their only requirement was to find somebody with a good heart that wouldn't go power-mad. Keep in mind that the US military has multiple vials of serum that was going to be replicated to make an entire squadron/platoon of super soldiers, but all of the remaining serum was destroyed by the hydra spy
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Steve didn't work for his powers. He doesn't deserve them.
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>>67254304
>That time when Peter kills Mary Jane with his radioactive sperm.
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>>67254473
He curled 200 kilos.
Curls
With
200kg

When they say he is peak they probably mean the absolute unreachable peak of human perfection.
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>>67254513
didn't tony even insult him by saying everything great about him came out of a test tube or some shit?
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>>67254521
Remembee that time Petey was unbirthed and then shat out by a spider just to give him webbing to match the movies, or some shit?

Being parker is being in hell
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>>67253341
If they injected a fit person he would die like Zyzz.
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>>67254449
To be fair. They did go overboard on how small and lanky they made him. He looks like a auswitch survivor.
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>>67253425
>I'm proud of being a disgusting skinnyfat worthless piece of shit
>WHY DO GIRLS GO FOR THE ASSHOLES EVERYTIME I'M SO NICE
Hilarious
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>>67254513
>>67254562
He would be nothing without what is inside. What good is power if you don't do the right thing with it?

Think about it this way, what's the difference between giving powers to an absolute paragon of virtue and giving powers to some fat lazy nearly-retarded hateful asshole that kicks puppies and robs liquor stores. Or just the laragont vs a normal dude.
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>>67254513

He worked as hard as he could, but his shitty genetics wouldn't let him, and even then he didn't want to stop, it's like a midget saying I want to win the golden medal in running at the olympics, no matter how hard he tries it simply is not possible, he deserves his powers.
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>>67253341
The entire point of the serum is that you can disregard the physical aspect and pick soldiers after more important aspects.
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>>67254513
Well. I mean, he did sacrifice his life for it more than once. Maybe he would have gained a lot more by learning patience and building himself up beforhand, but he did deserve it.
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>>67253341
The story seemed to be that it brought out your inner character and manifested it. Goofy, I know.

Rather like the serum in Swamp Thing.
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>>67254666
What OP is getting as it, since the serum enhances everything, would it also enhance the muscles on an already badass dude to become hulk tier, or would it "level out" at around the same level as Steve.
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>>67254630
the point was that captain autism >>67253425
correlated working out and having a good body with having a shit personality and immoral character
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>>67254725
this
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>>67254475
you call this fucking skele-mode? get the fuck outta here dude

i could probably kick your ass IRL
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>>67253341
Its supposed to bring you to the peak of humanity, right? I think of that as being the same for everyone
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>>67253425

Dear god, what made you so insecure?
It's like you wrote this while watching from your cuck shed three "musclehead douchebags" fuck your mother sister and girlfriend
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>>67254725
>Rather like the serum in Swamp Thing.

The serum didn't do what you think it did. Swamp Thing isn't even the scientist.
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>>67254828
Look kid, I am a skeleton and even my arm is thicker than that.
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>>67254828
Are you a girl? You look like one
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pretty sure the idea is the serum makes you everything a human being could ever potentially achieve physically, with a lifetime worth of training and perfect genetics

so the cap would be the same for everyone
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>>67253492
Wrong, before the 80's with the wave of Puerto Ricans/Blacks it was alot of Germans, Irish, Italians, Polacks, etc.
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>>67253881

It was a dumb move. Jumping on top of it wouldn't have done shit. He could have just ran away too.
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>>67255008

It's more than that. The full potential of a human being would never allow you to throw yourself into the ocean from hundreds of metres in the air and not break a bone.

The serum gives him super human strength and reflexes.
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>>67254828
tits or gtfo you know the rules
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>>67253942
They were already trying to replicate the serum in the first place. They got it wrong; that's what created movieHulk in the first place.
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WILL RED SKULL EVER COME BACK

PLEASE
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>>67253881
This and the flag pole really shed light on what sort of man Steve Rogers was. That and the "I could do this all day" fight.
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>>67255041
>Jumping on top of it wouldn't have done shit

t. virgin who never left his basement
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>>67253341

You'd get pre-gamma Emil Blonsky.
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>>67254828
didn't know girls browsed /tv/
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>>67255041
>Jumping on top of it wouldn't have done shit.

Are you being serious right now? Did you even pass physics class?
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>>67254473

My understanding is that he can do anything a top-tier Olympic athlete can do - but unlike actual athletes who train their entire lives to specialize in one event, he can do them all, and doesn't have to train 24/7 to do it.

He doesn't usually exceed human capacity in any one thing, but no human could do it all sans serum.
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>>67255041
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falling_on_a_grenade
Commit sudoku, fag
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>>67254513
Didn't deserve them? Didn't work for them? That's a line of shit and you know it.

All throughout his life, Steve Rogers had to struggle. He shouldn't have even survived childhood with the frail weak physique that he had. But he persisted and despite being weak, he was fearless and strong in belief.

When he volunteered for the Super Soldier Serum, there was a VERY good chance he would die or become some malformed freak. But the serum saw the inherent qualities in Steve and magnified them: compassion, courage, sense of justice, protection of the weak & helpless. He attained his max stats because it had to complement the innate qualities he already had.

Steve Roger wasn't a hero because he had the serum or became Captain America. He fought and inspired heroes because he was the guy that was willing to take the heavy shots and still get back up. He was a walking target by being that living symbol of America. The other soldiers were saving Europe while he was doing his damndedst to save them.

So before you go spouting bullshit, let's see how quick you'd be to save your fellow man from danger.
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>>67253787
>blahblahblah
Yeah, it's bullied nerd power fantasy.
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>>67255171
His strength is actually more gorilla like.
His peak is beyond olympic because he is the true human peak. He can give 100% and not be injured, and his muscles are the peak of density, his bones are the peak of density, they all heal at the maximum a human can handle and they are as tough as a human's muscles and bones can be.
He goes beyond olympic, but is still "human".

Hence why he can throw a motorcycle kr curl an obese male adult.
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>>67254828
Ok, you have an arm.
Oh, wait, you're trying to be impressive...?
pffft
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>>67255260
>power fantasy
The whole point is that steve was weak, but he had something in him that was good.
You don't have to be strong to be brave and virtuous, that was the point. The paragon of men was also the weakest, and could relate with the weakest, hence why he reaaaally wouldn't stand for authoritarian regimes or criminals that prey on the weak.
He's the big man that sticks out for the little guy.
So call it bullied nerd fantasy or whatever, but ir makes sense.
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>>67254574
Remember when Peter sold his marriage to MJ to the devil to bring Aunt May back to live for another couple of years?

Being MJ is suffering.
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>>67255254
>the serum saw the inherent qualities

Fucking retarded
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>>67255369
Remember that time Pete had his body stolen by a decrepit old supervillain, then got killed, and his subconscious had to watch as the perverted freak lived his life?
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>>67255359
>I relate to Steve
Good for you. I also enjoy Marvel's answer to Superman occasionally. But to argue his origin isn't pure wish fulfilment power fantasy is delusional.
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>>67255396
Did you forget this scene with Erskine?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdgrOdVBjBU

Erskine explains that the serum amplifies what's inside the test subject like Red Skull. Good becomes great, bad becomes worse. Steve represents the ideal which humanity should attain if it ever comes to its senses.
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Guys, how many years on gym it would take to have the body of Chris evans?
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>>67254133
He can't get drunk though. That's one legitimate superpower.
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>>67255260
>Yeah, it's bullied nerd power fantasy.

It actually makes a point that the physical aspect is not the most important in a soldier, which is true.

You trying to dumb it down into "bullied nerd power fantasy" is just you flauting your simple mindedness. It's an extremely simple message intended for kids and you missed it entirely, what do you think that says about you?
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>>67255495
>to argue his origin isn't pure wish fulfilment power fantasy is delusional.

Sure.
But to say a superhero is wish fufillment fantasy is like saying they wear overly colorful clothing and are unrealistic.
Comes with the territory, and is basically beside the point.
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>>67255254
>The serum made his power of friendship shine over 9000!!!
Fuck your headcanon.
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>>67255530
>Guys, how many years on gym it would take to have the body of Chris evans?

1, assuming you're not massively overweight.
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>>67253425
i was just pretending
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>i-it's just a male power fantasy

jesus christ, this is like listening to extremist feminists
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>>67255495
>I relate to steve
Eh, I was bullied, but I was mostly the bully after I went into my teenage years.
If I got steve's abilities I'd definetely become a criminal.
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>>67255536
It's not a bullied nerd fantasy because nearly all of them will abuse such power. They become the bully and victimize others with this power trip.

When Erskine asks if Steve wants to enlist to kill Nazis, his reply about not liking bullies is what separates Steve from butthurt nerds. Steve wants to use that power to protect those who are unable to. Empathy and a strong sense of justice is what compels him; something most nerds lack sight of.
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>>67255604
>1
With roids maybe.
And that's assuming you don't do shit wrong and injure yourself like half the "I never trained before but I want to look like Captain America soon!" crew.
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>>67255591
Even Ultimate Marvel's version of Erskine rationalizes that the reason why Steve is a successful test subject is because the serum amplifies his self-less heroic nature; something the other candidates lack.
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>>67255665
This.
Most bullied people turn into edgelords, bullies or just regular assholes when they are in charge.
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>>67253341
I fucking hate flicks that pander to manlet fantasies. Sorry you're always going to be small and undesirable.
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>>67255700
>With roids maybe.

No you don't need roids, but you would need a good trainer and follow a strict regime.
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>>67255733
Anyone remember that episode of the FOX X-Men when the Juggernauts' powers were stolen by some nerdy scientist? That's an accurate depiction of what would happen if /r9k/ got superpowers.
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>>67255536
>you missed the moral of the story, you silly goose!
No, the moral just feeds into my point directly.
>>67255575
It's entirely the point.
There are those in the thread arguing that an athlete wouldn't be a better choice because 'jocks are mean.'
People don't fall into those easy categories except in simplistic and flawed narratives.
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>>67253616
Actually it was a good idea dumbass...let the unfit idiot be the Guinea pig then use the aproved serum on the true soldiers....nobody expected the hidra inquisition
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>>67255757
If it pandered to manlets, why did it turn him into a non-manlet?

Maybe use that brain of yours sometime.
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>>67255700
>With roids maybe

And? Where's the hard part
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>>67255665
It IS a fantasy because the bullied kid doesn't think they WOULD abuse the power.
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>>67255758
Well true, but I am assuming you are nor very loaded and don't worry half as much about your meals as people who buy food scales and document everything their eat/pay someone to do it.
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>>67255786
>There are those in the thread arguing that an athlete wouldn't be a better choice because 'jocks are mean.'
I never understood this trope. I've seen assholes in all shapes, all sizes, all races, all types.

The most upstanding guy I ever knew in high school was our wrestling champ. He was tall and strong yet he never bullied anyone. He actually beat the piss out of an edgelord bully once by doing a fireman's carry. He slapped him around and forced him to apologize to the kid that was being victimized. Told him that if he ever did that again, he'd get tossed on concrete HARD.
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>>67254449
his head is brighter than the entire picture
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>>67255085
this
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>>67255850
Controlled substances
Sure I can go into the local drugstore and get some, for extra dosh, but not everyone is ready for that.
And not everyone knows what they're doing. That includes those guys over at the fraud general in /fit/
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>>67255786
>>you missed the moral of the story, you silly goose!

You're aware that this is based on comics right?
Also yes you're thicker than a child. You're the atypical stubborn idiot that will never admit to being wrong, even when he's anoymously posting on an imageboard on the internet.

If you don't want to learn anything from this exchange then that's not my problem, but I don't waste my time on stubborn idiots. I ignore them, which you will experience first hand now.
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>>67255832
>manlet becomes non manlet
every manlets fantasy
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>>67253616
Man I can't wait to marathon marvel again before civil war comes out.

They're dumb movies but they sure are fun.
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>>67255729
Congratulations, you've made my minor distaste for Cap into full blown 'no fucks given.'

Power of friendship super steroids that enhance your nobility is just full fucking retard even by comic logic.
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What would happen if you injected it into Trump?
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>>67255097
>When he use the phrase in the civil war trailer


I came Red white and blue and im not even american
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>>67255832
>manlet fantasies
Read the fucking comment properly retard
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>>67255530
Several years of hard work, dedication, and good nutrition.

I've been working out for 4 years now and I've lost a fuckton of weight and gained strength, but I'm still bearmode. 5'11 and 220 pounds but it's muscle.

Don't go overboard when you begin. Find a good routine and do it. REST. I cannot stress this enough. Don't workout everyday because you'll have no time to rest and recover. Mix it up between cardio/endurance days and strength days. Don't fall into a pattern. Change it every couple of weeks.

Eat balanced nutritious meals. I eat 5-6 small meals each day like cottage cheese, steamed veggies, natural yogurt, chicken breasts, omega-3 eggs, whey protein shakes, fish oil pills, multivitamins. And gallons of water.
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>>67255981
>implying our fantasy isn't to beat up people 5' 11" or taller and prove that, despite our size, we can be superior to them

Lanklet detected.
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>ITT: /fit/ cross boarding cunts get triggered

Lel go play with your tiny balls meatheads.
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>>67255786
>There are those in the thread arguing that an athlete wouldn't be a better choice because 'jocks are mean.'

Because they're correct. The serum doesn't work like multiplication, it just sets the physical values to the human peaks. Do you understand? It doesn't matter if the person was skinny or buff.

The entire point of the program was that the physical aspect was not important, since that was what the serum was for.

If the serum did the reverse and amplified someone's intelligence would you call it "meathead power fantasy" instead? Wouldn't be surprising judging by your fondness for buzzwords.
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>>67256174
If it sets his physical values to the human peak, why is he still white?
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>>67256114
>activated almonds
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>>67256129
>5 11
>not a manlet
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>>67256101
Right back at you.
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>>67254767
What if the added muscle on an actual fit man would kill them?
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>>67255903
Wouldn't someone like that make for a more believable Cap? Just think about that. A person, not just an archetype in spandex and plastic.
>>67255969
>Comics are dumb and for kids, so everything in them is kids logic
If it's wrong to hope for more than Power Rangers morals and fleshed out backstory beyond 'nerd wins', then please call me wrong.
>Ignoring you!!!
Ok, good response.
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>>67256243
>If it's wrong to hope for more than Power Rangers morals and fleshed out backstory beyond 'nerd wins', then please call me wrong.

in what way is steve a nerd? because he's skinny? you're fucking retarded
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>>67254828

don't be a fucking tease and post butt pics fuccboi
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>>67256174
You miss the point.

The argument is 'the jock with the serum would end up a cunt, it needs to be a runty nerd for reasons.'

Why does the argument boil down to, 'jocks are inherently bad people'? How childish and absurd is that?
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>>67256166

read the sticky brah
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>>67256014
>>67256403

why are you making me sad anon?

>tfw no nanomachines for everyone ;_;
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>>67253425
>give it to a black man
>create giga nigga
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>>67253425
Why don't they just get someone taller with a good heart ]
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>>67253548
>peak of human ability
>can run 60 mph
That's probably more than double the peak of human ability
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>>67255423
hey man he had a loli girlfriend. he was better than peter in every way
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>>67256409
The fact you replied to me proves my point.

Brah.
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>scientist creates serum that gives maximum X
>dumb fucks think you should look for someone with above average X over getting someone with higher Y and Z than average since X is already covered
>they get their panties in a bunch because the one chosen wasn't fit and had above average X

Sounds like someone is insecure.
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>>67254060
Testosterone was the first steroid you idiot.
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>>67256385
>The argument is 'the jock with the serum would end up a cunt, it needs to be a runty nerd for reasons.'

No, it's that the person doesn't need to be a jock. You can choose someone entirely based on their mental aspects.
How fucking stupid can you be? You really do sound like someone that thinks he's better than others because he works out. The fact that you even call Steve Rogers a nerd is even more retarded.

YOU miss the point entirely of not only the serum but the project as well. Do you really fucking think that the point is "hurrr people that work out are bad people!"? Fucking really? No fucking around? You're actually THIS FUCKING MENTALLY HANDICAPPED?
Or are you implying that people that work out are always better people than everyone else? You fucking retarded fuck.
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>155 replies
>78 unique posters
Sorry to tip my trilby but threads like these are something to behold.

Grown fucking men arguing about the trivialities and nuances of superhero lore ostensibly conceived for the entertainment of small boys.

All of you should kill yourselves, you are literally on a par with bronies.
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>>67256894
It's just one or two idiots not understanding something so simple a child could understand it, so they shitpost for an entire thread since they can't admit to being wrong.
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>>67256972
I think you're missing the point. No grown man should be watching films like this to begin with.
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>>67256014
Red skull with smaller hands
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>>67257009
>>67256894
Go back to writing lovecraftian fish rape Alan.
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>>67256894
it's /tv/ what did you expect
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>>67256479
it's a superhero universe, humans have a higher peak
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>>67253341

They decided after basic training. Steve was deemed the smartest soldier out of the others, therefore he was granted the Serum. It isn't all about physical ability. They needed to pick a soldier who has the knowledge and cunning to lead in battle.
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>>67253895
>And the same serum was used for abomination and he became a terrifying monster.
When he'd been injected with the serum, it just made him faster/stronger/angrier. He didn't turn into a monster until he was exposed to gamma rays.
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>>67253881
>>67255097
>>67256060
Why is Cap the only compelling character in the MCU?

I think it's because he's the only human and relatable person, instead of some quip-spouting walking meme (Whedon's films notwithstanding)
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>>67253955
Dicks or gtfo
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its like pokemon man

u can give rare candy to

a level 10 or a level 71

but biggest he can ever be is 100

real talk
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>>67257857
They they fucking dint' they decided to pick him because he was above all willing to sacrifice himself for greater good
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>>67253425
kek, fucking insecure faggot
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>>67258106
its not like pokemon because if you give a rare candy to a level 71, it becomes 72. and if you give it to a level 10, it becomes 11. 72 is objectively stronger and better in every way compared to 11. so in this case the serum shouldve gone to anyone but steve. now if there was an item that automatically made a pokemon level 100, then it wouldnt matter
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>>67253341
The it worked on Steve was because of his heart, devotion, and ideals. Injecting a generic musclehead would simply breed another Red Skull.
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>>67253341
No, they wouldn't. This is why they picked Steve. They wanted a genuinely kind and just individual. The serum would make up for any physical requirements.
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>>67256480
>finds one of the rare hot dwarves

Spock had the best setup for his life.
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>>67253341
It puts you at the peak of human ability. If you were already close to the peak it wouldn't go over.

It's also implied that no one has ever reached the peak. Runners today, body builders today, basically any athlete today totally out preforms their 1930s counterparts. So in theory even our athletes aren't at the peak, maybe in 40 years runners, and will be faster, although I doubt it, that's the reasoning in the comic. So, Cap is as fast as the fastest human runner could possibly be, and as strong. and flexible, and his reflexes at the peak too.

Given all that, it was more important that he wasn't a douche.
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>>67258400
imagine the foreplay
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>>67253341

The serum brings out your inner strength. If a super buff guy had the same inner strength of will as Steve it would have had similar effects but he wouldn't have been stronger or better than Steve ended up being. Steve was chosen because as he was he was unfit for service and they weren't sure what would happen, this was the first time they had tested it on a human. They didn't want to do it to a fit guy who could have been in the army anyway. Steve was just the best of the people who were unfit to serve.
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>>67253416
it looks better in motion
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>>67255997

>fun

You in the wrong neighborhood, boy
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>>67254828
kek I'm dyel as fuck and my arm's bigger than yours.
Pic for your fapping pleasure, you fucking queer
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>>67259281

It's the same with young Hank Pym which was done by the same people
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>>67254630
>Think about it this way, what's the difference between giving powers to an absolute paragon of virtue and giving powers to some fat lazy nearly-retarded hateful asshole that kicks puppies and robs liquor stores. Or just the laragont vs a normal dude.
Isn't that pretty much just the plot of Megamind?
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>roids permanently shrink your dick
>roids permanently give you erectile dysfunction
>roids will make you go bald no matter heart
>roids will make your heart explode
top kek, go back to masturbating after your "natty" idols
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>>67253341
>Peak human
Its not even as potent as run of the mill steroids then.
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I think the point of picking Steve was that he had the heart/soul of a hero. They could give him the body. No point making a big jacked guy even bigger and more jacked if he didn't have the heart they were looking for.
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>>67256385

That's a stereotype because it's true. People who focus the majority of their effort on athletics are usually stupid.
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>>67260612

>implying deciding what you do with your time makes you stupid

foster my child, you cucktard
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>>67260747

this. You are either born smart, or not.
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>>67260747

Notice how you're using the word cuck like a subhuman while disagreeing with me. I value fitness greatly, but there's no denying that the vast majority of people in a gym or on a sports team are mentally retarded.
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>>67254590
>auswitch
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They wanted a man strong of character not just a big meathead.

Think before making posts op.
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>>67253425

>physically fit people are shifty slumlords and gangbangers
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>>67254426

and incidentally, beta watchers get the same idea.
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>>67253465
>>67253545
>>67253698
>>67253842
>>67254160
>>67254426
>>67254475
>>67254620
>>67254783
>>67254931
>>67255630
>>67258189
>>67261426

dang.. didn't realize there were so many buff guys on /tv/
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>>67260747
...what? yes, what you do with your time is absolutely an indicator of whether or not you're dumb. what kind of fantasy no-consequence safe space do you live in? back to tumblr
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>>67253425
ha, i would watch that. why did everybody take this post so seriously tho?
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>>67261088
But he's a soldier.
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>>67261858
4u
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>>67261088

That wasn't even what OP was asking, think before you post dude.
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>>67253539
Someone doesnt know how steroids work
Most, except dht derivatives minis test bases, give you diamond dick on command

Source
My life
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>>67256894
>its a board about tv
>you cant discuss something about tv
we get it you're cool
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>>67254473
>skin tight underarmor shirt

what a douche
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>>67253416
It's actually interesting that instead of just putting his head on another actor's skinny body, they shrunk down Chris Evans' body.

https://www.fxguide.com/featured/case-study-how-to-make-a-captain-america-wimp/
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>>67254828
hey babe ur hot got mor pics
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>>67261858

main boardsa are /fit/ and /pol/, only browse /tv/ to troll and memes. lift and be redpilled brah
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>>67262389
>mfw that's literally my body shape

Damn
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>>67262476
Mine too, we are on 4chan after all.
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>>67262474
about the reply i expected
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>>67254133

That

>implies

That all humans have the same 'peak strength'. Which is stupid as fuck even in a cartoon about Iron Hulks. It perhaps allows for the ultimate expression of Steve Rogers' particular DNA but if we had injected Hulk Hogan with that shit at the same time then had them fight then Ultimate Warrior would still win because he has better genetics and a higher 'peak potential'.
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>>67262476
which one
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>>67254060
>Test isn't steroids
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>>67253341
It's the same for everyone, Red Skull received a similar version and was on par with Steve in spite of being an Ubermensch or whatever the German equivalent of Alpha Nazi is
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What if a tranny received the serum?

Did Steve's penis grew too?
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>>67263253
is a tranny took it, he would turn into the most beautiful woman, with a dick, and also a massive attention whore. so she would just be a camwhore or a porn star and waste her talents

steves dick shrunk to match the greek standards of beauty. big penises were seen as goofy and dumb
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>>67263253

They would become 2d
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>>67254828
next level troll action
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>>67261945

I'm just saying, you are either born smart, dumb, or somewhere in between.

You can put a dumbass through an Ivy League education, but he won't be able to do shit in the real world.

I would know, I'm the dumbass. Like they say, you can't fix stupid
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>>67253416

I didn't even know that was CGI, I thought he massively lost weight.
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>>67253425
go back to r9k
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>>67262389


LEL. In the movie, Captain Chris's cup is visibly smaller than the scientists.

It tickled my fancy when I saw it.
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>>67265084

fuck. Captain Amercuh's Cup is visibly smaller than the scientist's cup***
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>>67254133
>Captain America isnt a super human

Incoming autism.


Captain America is super human. Erskine said it made him peak but he was wrong. Marvel by their own strength scale says anyone who can lift 800lbs over their head is superhuman, then say Captain America can lift 1200lbs over his head, show him benching 2200lbs and have him performing other feats that would put him beyond that. So marvel is wrong by their own definitions.

Not to mention all the other clearly superhuman shit he does like dodging bullets at point blank range.
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>>67265084
>>67265133
well its not a cup. its a beaker. so theres nothing wrong in his being smaller. however, i think mr pudoo picks up the beakers and theyre the same size at first
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>>67263740
The dwarf ones from this artist are pretty good tbqh
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>>67263253
>Enhances every part of the body

How big is a "peak human" dick?
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>>67253545
Shut up nigger
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>>67253425
That's right, and they make it explicit in the movies, Don't know what all these retards are going on about.
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They become man-thing instead.
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>>67253911
i like /tv/ it's got a lot less shit posters. good job, you're very articulate. i like the russian dis. stylin'
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tfw you have that bodytype irl
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>>67265808
I have had a bunch of people tell me I look just like skinny captain america, so I resolved to get big and be normal Captain America. I'm still a long ways off but I'm up to 160 from 130 and people have noticed.

You can do it Anon.
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>>67265782
Mam-thing came out that way because the serum mixed with the swamp water.
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>>67265920
How many problems have arisen in the Marvel universe because they fucked up some process in trying to recreate the super serum?
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>>67266027
in the cinematic universe alone it created hydra (and red skull and bucky), the hulk, the abomination, and all the bitches from russia like black widow
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>>67260612
it's called Aesthetics, U JElly?
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>>67260638
Why does he have wonder woman's logo on his head?
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>>67260747
not reading books and not learn, does not a smart man make.

You think Alan Turing won World War 2 by being not picked on for being smart?
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>>67256221
KEK
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>>67256230
no that's practically 6 foot. that's not a manlet by my defo. 5'10'' is what some people consider manlet... i don't get that either....
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>>67260860
Not really. It's fun. Its no different then vidya or movies or music or drugs or cooking or any other possible option people do to pass the time.

The whole idea that that people who play sports or go to the gym are retarded is a fallacy perpetuated to try and ease socially inept/unathletic losers into feeling better about themselves i.e. "I suck at every sport, am weak as shit, and have no physical coordination whatsoever, but at least I'm not a dumb jock!"

And this is coming from someone who is an absolutely terrible athlete.

The only real exception to this rule is there are some people who are genuinely gifted athletes who shrug off all other aspects of life, including studies, to focus on improving their sports. But by and large people who are into sports are just as intelligent or stupid as everyone else.
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>>67256486
damn, so potion give maximum STRENGTH, so find someone with maxed out int and wis and char, and no STRENGTH stats at all.

seems red maged too me. i like it 202
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>>67266272

I'm having trouble deciphering your meaning due to so many "nots".
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>>67256722
so like, find someone with Bruce Banners intellgence then give them the Serum... but like more potent...!!!!

we should do this idea!!!!! and like give one of them a machine suit to fight crime too.... and one of them insect powers ...

just find a bunch of scientists and give them super human strengeth and agility!!!!!


OMFG

WE COULD MAKE A WHOLE TEAM OF THEM, THEY COULD .... like be called the REVENGERS!!!!!!!! OMFG !ONR!O$N!$%!%)!%()!%
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>>67266419
it's not what you do with your time that makes you stupid, it's what you NOT do with your time.

Working out is NOT making you smarter.

It's not making you dumber. But you can't make yourself DUMBER. You can only improve upon intelligence. Your brain isn't like a muscle that loses mass when not in use.
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>>67266437
So really the reason for so many /fit/jocks in here is because Cpt. murrica, is the only guy in the avengers they can relate too.

They like the hulk, but he's not Bruce Banner wich was 90% of the hulk movies.

Body Builders love super heros because that's what they aspire too. They want abs like wolverine.
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>>67255041
>he never watched manswers or deadliest warrior
TAKE AT LOOK AT THIS PLEB
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>>67266508
This is a whole new level of tip-posting.

Obviously working out isn't making you smarter, but the idea that any activity that isn't expanding your brain is an inherent waste of time is peak-human retardation.
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>>67255171
He couldn't do biking, figure skating, ski jump, or gymnastics because they require a very specific body type, not raw strength. That's like claiming you own a universal knife that can do everything just as well as top-tier specialist knives. The laws of physics disagree.
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>>67266593
Well, I don't know. I think the martial artists are usually smarter then the body builders. They don't usually care about bulking muscles quite as much as studying and practicing.

It's a varying level, more then it is black and white. But lifting weights is literally counting numbers.

Alpha brain waves is considered more intellgent, and lifting weights lowers brain waves, to a more relaxed state, even with the higher body stress going on.

It's partially why bodybuilding is addictive. IT's on the same level as cutting. Not that type of cutting, but the emo type.
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>>67257854
you peaked.
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>>67266667
peak of human condition or exceeding human limits doesnt imply pure strength. he would be flexible and nimble and precise. maybe he wouldnt look as good because of his build, but he could do anything any human could do, better
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>>67266723
OH BURN!!!!!!!(?)
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>>67266696
I know, but what I'm saying is there is nothing wrong with playing a sport or lifting weights or whatever it is you enjoy just because it isn't necessarily expanding your brain. Obviously that is important but if thats all you focus on, other aspects of your life will suffer and you'll turn into an enlightened gentleman.
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>>67255171
You're making this from the assumption that human abilities are like stat sheets and Olympic athletes min-max while Steve is maxed across the board. Some types of strength are mutually exclusive to others due to how muscles work. There is no ideal body type to do everything, that's impossible.
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