>"Finally... after all these years... I have become Steve Jobs."
Fucking walked out when he said that, who fucking writes this shit?
>"I am became The Thing"
bravo Carpenter
>you're wrong, Steve, Jobs don't fall from the sky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJPLnuYNA6A
>>67241036
> ACKNOWLEDGE THE APPLE II TEAM!!!!
>get me Bill Gates on the phone
>>67241212
>YOUR EMERGENCY BRAKE IS ON!
>>67241257
Being an asshole gives you cancer
>"well that was Lemony Snicket's: A Series of Unfortunate Events"
I left the cinema and asked for a refund after hearing that line
>>67241036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5668lshpYJo
I couldn't stop laughing at that film's ending scene.
Just the announcer welcoming Steve Jobs to the stage and Michael Fassbender grinning at the camera.
There's literally no resemblance between Jobs and Fassbender.
>>67241389
>DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DRIVE JACKASS
>>67241036
>Fucking walked out
so you saying yougot out?
>>67241036
>Say something, goddammit, you're on television! You're live to the whole world!
>"After all my ballet training... I have finally become...
The Black Swan."
>Credits Roll
Fuck you Aronofsky you hack.
>>67241134
>I am become
>Ooga booga, me kill mammoth with club. Me bring food with club. Me call The Breakfast Club
Really? Jesus christ
>>67241036
>>67241134
>>67241143
>>67241257
>>67241334
>>67241389
>>67241399
>>67241546
>>67241578
>>67241584
>>67241654
none of this was said in the movie
>>67241667
this one was though
>>67241578
it's uncanny
>>67241621
>not getting the reference
>Bye sink. Bye closet. Bye lamp. Bye Room starring Brie Larson and Jacob Tremblay.
Ruined the ending for me,
>>67241716
I got it. I liked it.
Also, fuck you.
>>67241682
>this happens
>crowd bursts into applause
Pulled out my fucking guns and open fire on those degenerates.
Walked right out of the theatre after this line.
>>67242019
I nearly did after this bit but I thought I'd give it a second chance, complete waste of fucking time that was.
>>67241134
>Is that your The Thing?
No, it's John Carpenter's The Thing
Motherfucker.
This ruined the whole trilogy for me, what the fuck were they thinking??
Completely took me out of the moment.
>Use the force, Luke! Become the Star Wars you were meant to be!
How can anyone honestly enjoy this?
Seriously, what? What the fuck? I did a 360° turn when I saw this and crashed into the front row.
>I'm going to be the first rabbit police officer in Zootopia, mom.
I walked out of the theater after hearing this.
>Max......my name is Mad Max
Voiceover: Fury Road is a harsh place for the weak
God this killed the movie
>what is its power?
>oh Lord. Of the Rings? ... the fellowship of the ring.
literally screamed into my popcorn
>It's pretty easy-easy. You-you do what gotta do-do. Did-did you kiss-kiss? Bang-bang her then-then.
This was incredibly forced, and I would be deeply ashamed if I was the one who wrote that.
>>67241036
>This, young Bilbo The Hobbit; The Desolation of Smaug in IMAX 3-D HFR.
Almost everyday I think its the end, and then these threads show up on tv and everything is okay
>It's Mary Poppins
I literally hung myself in the theater then and there.
>Once again, we have to be ready to fight in the Star Wars. The Force Awakens at 6AM tomorrow, make sure you're ready!
God damn it JJ
>after all these years, I have become The Lion King
>>67242445
but not before jerking off to the bunnyright
>>67241036
>Steve Jobs almost had a completely different ending. Danny Boyle toyed with the idea that after Wozniak witnesses Job's death, he puts his glasses on, proclaims “Now I am Steve Jobs" and morphs into Steve Jobs
Seriously, Boyle?
>>67242697
what's weird is pumba says this line
>Oh my god, he's a terminator too! Judgement day is upon us!
>>67242736
haven't seen this in a while
Watched this on a flight once. I walked out after hearing this.
>I guess after this bear attack.. I truly have become The Revenant
And he won an Oscar for this piece of shit?
>forget it Jake, it's Chinatown
Walked out of the theater after hearing this
>ello love, what are you Bird? Man? or?
>the unexpected virtue of ignorance!
what did he mean by this?
>Hi, Charlie Brown!
Burnt the cinema down and paid tribute to the dark ones when I heard this shit
>It's going to be Armageddon once those nukes fall, isn't it Doctor Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb?
Kubrick you fucking Hack
>SHUT THE HELL UP LADY, IM WRITING MY BASKETBALL DIARY!!!!
Who writes this shit?
>>67242708
Anon... She's only nine years old in this scene.
Feels like I just walked into a thread of redditors circlejerking. Fuck you /tv/.
>>67243635
Down(You)ed
:^)
>In the end this is truly What We Do In The Shadows.
ugh, literally barrel-rolled right out of the cinema.
>>67242910
they never say this
>I guess I really am Spiderman 2 after all.
Sheesh, really?
>>67243635
What movie is that line from
>I'm in the mood to scam, simply because I am The Pest(tm) starring John Leguizamo!!!
And they call this a kino.
>Truly, he was a Citizen Kane after all
What was Welles thinking?
>>67243635
He never said that
>>67242910
yeah it's the end of the movie nigga
Really!? They ended the 8 movie franchise on this?!!
>>67242910
they never said that in the movie, you liar
>>67243946
I know right? Such an anticlimactic ending
>yo, dog
>get me that reservoir, dog
TARANTULA!!!
>Only together can we prevent the Return of the Jedi
yep that's Lucas alright
>>67242805
Underrated post, I laughed irl
>>67243635
Walked out of the theater when he said that. Didn't even bother stopping at the cinema showers or taking my crab legs with me.
>>67243635
What did he mean by this?
bravo hitchcuck, you fucking hack
>>67242805
seconding >>67244129
>Dear Iris when you read this i will became a Taxi Driver.
What happened to Paul Schrader?
Did this meme start because anime, especially hentai, actually feature copious use of these sort of lines?
>"I am become Fred, the destroyer of worlds"
I left the theatre after this
>>67244616
It started because your mom likes to taste her own shit from shit covered cocks.
>I guess I'm just your typical Single White Female.
Didn't really fit at the end, but I liked the movie
>>67244640
haha simbly ebin dude
A long time ago someone posted a Blade Runner one of these. It referred to replicants as robots. Anyone have it?
A real movie where this shit happens.
>>67244706
>It referred to replicants as robots.
I'm loving it so far
>>67242805
jej
>>67244724
>We will always have Casablanca
ugh, and this is considered a classic.
>It's not an S. On my planet, it means Man.of.Steel.(2013).60fps.1080p.BluRay.x264
I just made a 360° and walk away from the theater
>>67244755
But this is a joke that the screenwriters do or what?
Why is this never posted in these threads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4GrHGnFtg4
>>67244724
>Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown
>You shall be known as the Fellowship of the Ring
>I need the old Blade Runner
>>67244616
>/a/ memes
/a/ has no funny memes. I refuse to believe that shitty board started this and if they did it would ruin the whole thing for me.
>>67243946
Got me
>>67244917
I have an uncle like that
Fuck it's annoying
>>67245132
>I say, we sure are a bunch of 12 Angry Men
Turned it off right there.
And this fucking movie won Best Writing. Holy shit.
>>67245545
>And the name of the place: BABYLON 5
Instantly dropped.
>>67242445
Can't believe they changed this one line to "I'm going to be the first rabbit police office in Zootropolis, mum." for the UK viewings
>You don't even think to call me The Godfather
Literally five minutes in. Best movie ever? Sure thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CT4NqH6jWQ
love this bread desu
>>67246034
>filename trolling
kek
>..........I.........Drive
>>67242415
But were there any survivors?
>>67246067
I can't believe I didn't notice that until now.
>You may be laughing now, but just wait until The Dark Knight Rises
They don't even try to hide it.
>>67242168
Fucking kek
This thread is fucking hilarious.
>>67242837
>that scene where to. Sees leo isnt dead
>hes....hes back he some .....some type on Revenant!
Alejandro you fucking hack.
>Maze Runner! The Scorch Trials will be too tough for you. You won't even last a day!
Bravo. Just bravo.
>whoa, you're Shaq starring in Kazam!
Still watched. 11/10
Holy hell been a long time since i kekd this hard. Name of the meme?
>"I found him, he's over there!"
>"Where?"
>"He's knocked out over in that Cloverfield"
>>67241134
>you guys gonna listen to Garry? HE COULD BE ONE OF THOSE JOHN CARPENTER'S THE THING PARENTHESIS 1982!!!
Did they honestly think that line would slip by unnoticed?
>>67245132
>>67247265
Fuck off to reddit.
>Me! Me! I am True Detective!
Really, Nic?
>>67247265
its called a title drop
>>67247395>>67247395
>implying that I'm from reddit
Fuck off
>>67242678
>The Force Awakens almost had a completely different ending. JJ Abrams toyed with the idea that after Rey witnesses Han's death, he puts his jacket on, proclaims “Now I am Han Solo" and morphs into Han Solo
>>67241682
>>67241682
>>67242805
TOP KEK
>At last I have finally become Zootopia
>Morphs into Zootopia
What did she mean by this?
>>67242097
>>67247587
That rabbit...
>>67247587
Thanks, Disney. Last year you made me gay with Big Hero 6 and now I have to deal with this rabbit...
>Who fucking writes this shit?
If I told you....I'd have to kill you.
>accidentally buy the deaf version DVD instead of widescreen
>this happens
What the FUCK was Kubrick thinking? What is this mess?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpFQLw5_N2o
>>67244800
damn, this one takes the meme to the next level, you could have put YIFY tho
>>67246359
>after all this punishment, I've finally learned that only god forgives
what the fuck refn? you pull that shit after "i drive" and expect to get away with it?
>>67241545
fuck you i loved that ending
>>67241545
I thought Fassbender played a better Jobs than Kutcher.
>>67241036
I not only walked out of the theater, but also smashed my iphone 6 on the way out and ripped to shreds the black steve jobs sweater I was wearing
>>67247808
Sound great for an Avant-garde film.
>>67241654
kekaroo
>>67241545
What did he say?
"Remember there being ... on the original mac"
https://youtu.be/1kCxN6o4ymA?t=1m35s
soooo epicc got chills n goose bumps :))
>I have become... Full Metal Jacket™!
Fucking really???
>Mr. Kirby if you look to your right you'll see what remains of Jurassic Park ///™
couldn't get out fast enough
>>67244953
>Crossposter walks right into an /a/grade memeing
We have to do something about these guys
360d out of the theater and anhero'd right then and there.
I should've fuckin known to expect this shit from the same hack that wrote The Empire Strikes Back.
I bounced out of the theater as soon as my audio preceptors comprehended this cinematic communication.
Before that he was beedeebeedee #stephenhawkingsex
>>67241399
Movie Violet was my first film crush
>>67247265
>>67247452
trying way too hard
>>67249479
She is perfect.
>>67243946
>ywn live in an alternate universe where the Harry Potter film series didn't go off the rails after the first three and all of them were enjoyable to watch
>>67249320
kek
>Truly, at that moment, it was then that I realized... Only God Forgives.
Cried at the cinema, bought 50 more tickets.
>>67242445
>Zootopia
Walked out after I realized it was a furry movie.
>Let me tell you my story. Once Upon a Time in the West...
Deleted the movie and formatted the drive.
>>67243507
>>67243729
kek
>>67243507
Isn't that old for a rabbit?
>I'm a good boxer so I'll show you how to make A Fist. Ful(l) of Dollars are my pockets so let's go eat something first though.
I seriously walked out after this line and didn't even tip the projectionist
>>67250028
This reminds me.
>Yes, you're doing great, you're like some kind of a Raging Bull in the ring!
Can't believe people consider this a classic.
>>67250125
that reminds me
>"wow you really came into that fight with some passion. amazing win over Apollo. And to think you started the first few rounds looking a little Rocky 2"
Not even trying to mask it at all
>There ain't no way you crooks are getting my part of The Treasure of the Sierra Madre
Even back then...
>"What did you say your name was? Was it Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb."
Jesus tap dancing Christ on a fat man's belly! People think this is one of the best films of all time?
>"we truly were the Une journée bien remplie ou Neuf meurtres insolites dans une même journée par un seul homme dont ce n'est pas le métier."
Sweet Mary, even the goddamn French.
>>67244616
It's literally a joke from Family Guy
>Well I guess we're city slickers too. The legend of Curly's gold.
Glad I didn't pay to see that one.
>>67243946
maximum kek
i love this thread
>i have played the part of son, husband, and brother. Now I must play the Godfather Part, Too.
wow good job Coppola
>>67241757
Fucking kek
>>67245545
>>67245390
>>67247070
Kek
Kill me
>Hey, Dante. I'm a Clerks too.
Why do you ruin everything, Kevin Smith?
>>67241036
>>"Finally... after all these years... I have become Home Alone"
>"My name is Drive."
Are you serious Nicolas?
>>67242805
> This is the beginning of a new world. This is the rise of a civilization where we ascend the gods that have come down before us. This is the birth of a new era, this is the Dawn of Justice!
Fuck you guys, I liked that part.
>>67241667
Don't ever fucking reply to my post again unless you're contributing to the thread.
>"There's some kind of Alien: Director's Cut aboard our ship."
I really could've done without this, Scott.
>>67247395
kill yourself loser
The movie was already a cringe fest, but geez did they fucking kill any chance at it getting better by this point.
>>67251594
fucking lel'd. good movie.
>...and after that they started calling us the Furious 7
This is what, the 5th highest grossing movie of all time?
fucking Disney
>>67252689
>implying Lucas was better
![themanfromnowhere-remake[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YO294zX.jpg "themanfromnowhere-remake[1].jpg")
>"마지막으로 나는이되었다 The Man From Nowhere"
놀랄 만한
>>67241938
reported to the FBI
Get ready for the breach soon.
>>67252777
he was
>I'm broke, blade runner. The director's cut my credit card.
>I HAVE BECOME DEATH
Thankfully I found out about this before watching it, so I wouldn't have to waste my money.
>Captain deadpool... nah, just deadpool
fucking seriously?
This is why people think The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
>>67255246
This is why people think The Good, The Bad and The Ugly is better*
I fucked up.
>>67249479
How fucking young are you?
>>67241134
Carpenter is such a hack.
>>67241036
What did he mean by this?
>>67241036
"You've done it, Steve! Jobs will be created by the hundred thanks to your new company, Apple(R)."
This wouldn't have been as bad if they didn't turn to the camera and fucking wink at the audience while "iPhone 7 soon" flashed across the screen.
>And at that moment I realized that my father and I had become the real Bicycle Thieves (Italian: Ladri di biciclette; originally titled The Bicycle Thief in the United States)[3]
>>67257708
Your post made me walk out of my house
>sometimes, you just have to sit back and realize....life is beautiful
>"We must travel the solar system, even into the malevolent unknown. If you will, we must, Star Trek Into Darkness."
I walked out on my wife and son after hearing this.
>we must go....BACK TO THE FUTURE
>>67258195
"Who am I? I'm your friendly neighborhood Umberto D!"
>>67241545
He looks more like jobs than jobs
>>67241334
>FUCKING WINDOWS 98!
