ITT: characters that kickstarted your puberty
>>67237050
I didn't realize how much of an affect she had on me until I rewatched this as an adult. Explains a lot really.
>>67237002
How did you know?
>>67237189
wee wee got biggee :DD
>>67237050
>>67237171
>characters that almost or kinda ruined your life
>>67237002
>>67237291
She's still fucking fine
>>67237336
She just looks like a fucking man. She looks like a fucking man, with a manly fucking face, and a manly fucking body.
>>67237291
She fucked me up because for ages I thought that tits were meant to be rigid and stiff perfect spheres. It wasnt until like my early-mid teens that I realised they were soft a squeezy and it took a long time to readjust my mindset so I could visualize tits properly.
Age 1-3: Amy Jo Johnson (pic related)
Age 4-12: Jennifer Aniston
Age 13: Summer Glau
Age 14: Hayden Panettiere
Age 15-20: Yvonne Strahovski
Age 21-24: I don't even know, hey. I haven't felt that longing for anybody since Chuck ended.
![Waynes World 1992.mp4_snapshot_01.27.51_[2016.03.20_21.46.00].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Gtmt70d.jpg "Waynes World 1992.mp4_snapshot_01.27.51_[2016.03.20_21.46.00].jpg")
Need to download a higher res of this.
>>67237002
/thread
>>67237336
IMAGINE
>>67237002
>>67237324
My nigga
>>67237336
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>67237385
>characters
whoops
>Age 1-3: Amy Jo Johnson (pic related)
Kimberly in Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers
>Age 4-12: Jennifer Aniston
Rachel in Friends
>Age 13: Summer Glau
River in Serenity (saw it before Firefly)
>Age 14: Hayden Panettiere
Claire in Heroes
>Age 15-20: Yvonne Strahovski
Sarah in Chuck
>>67237363
you seem to be obsessed with men's bodies
>>67237407
leave and never come back
For me it was "Rising Sun from 1993"
Especially the rape scene. I got so fucking hard.
>>67237002
mein nieger
>>67237464
I forgot about this until now. Fuck this did it for me
I was already in my teens though
>tfw late bloomer
Freshman year was tough
>>67237337
she was pretty good in this short
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWLcWHYmgpg
>>67237403
So much of this.
Scarred me 4 lyfe 2bh
Forever cursed to have a shit taste in women
>>67237504
Stargate has so many waifus in it.
Olivia
>>67237363
>manly fucking body
>>67237002
Well you were close.
https://youtu.be/Fk3H9potqqc
>>67237445
she does look like an ugly man though
>>67237431
thank you
>>67237554
>egyptian
>white
WE WUZ KANGs
![claire-danes-romeo-and-juliet-dress[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/l1rnazz.png "claire-danes-romeo-and-juliet-dress[1].png")
>>67237002
im one of the old ones. heres my pick and pic related. when this movie came out I just found out how to fap and I loved her in saved by the bell.
pretty much winona ryder.
FUCKING JEWS STEALING MY SEMEN WHY REEEEEEEE
>>67237425
kek'd
>>67237604
mein neger
>>67237638
she's a christfag now
>>67237600
She's a Jew.
>>67237363
she looks like david bowie. why does she keep getting posted? 4chan is such a fucking echo chamber
>>67237002
oh yes
>>67237582
Took you fuckers long enough.
>>67237441
Are you me?
Fuckin' Holly Would man.
>>67237050
Holy shit, this.
>>67237611
I wish she joined in
>>67237604
I've never really been in to her before or since, but she was beautiful in that film.
>>67237640
Yes. Loved her for as long as I can remember tbqh
>>67237653
SOMEBODY SAAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67237620
Mein nigga
>>67237612
Fuck off cretin
>>67237638
>>67237651
DROPPED
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P
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And I've had a thing for short haired girls ever since
>>67237431
well done
>>67237679
Why did her face become bloated after she left SBTB?
I think I watched Baseketball when I was around 10 and Yasmine Bleeth was fucking smoking.
>>67237667
Too many babies here.
THE ROOM IS ON FIRE WITH HOT PASSIONATE LOVE
>Honey I Blew Up Muh Dick
Miss Parker
>>67237735
Carrie Fisher is ugly as fuck.
>>67237777
noise quads
>>67237687
I want to fuck Carey Mulligan's brains out. I don't know why though. She's not even that attractive, but there is something about her- maybe it's the eyes, or that smile- that makes me want to pound her for twenty four hours straight, me on top, her on bottom, while she screams my name in a fit of uncontrollable ecstasy.
>>67237002
My (sand)nigger
Too bad she hasn't been in anything else notable.
Let's be honest guys, Denise Richards in Starship Troopers was as good as it gets.
>Perfect pilot
>Hot as fuck
>Kills bugs like no tomorrow
W I N O N A
![Bewit342[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rscClaU.jpg "Bewit342[1].jpg")
Samantha from Bewitched
>>67237308
First time I busted a nut.
I didn't even know what was going on.
![1401x788-129738520[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4XQhg8m.jpg "1401x788-129738520[1].jpg")
Probably before puberty.
She kickstarted my boner.
>>67237874
>Dem dick sucking lips
She was still a hoe though.
>>67237002
This whole movie desu senpai
>>67237887
She looks like a skinny Amy Schumer.
>>67237930
"You're a louse, Roger Smith."
:3
>>67237785
> So much leather
>>67237679
Hnnng
>>67237953
I remember the opening credits for this show having a brief shot of her taking her shirt off.
>>67237605
no fucking way she had an ass like that
The maid from Clue.
>>67237582
I used to play that scene over and over and pretend she was grunting in pleasure.
good times
Not as hot as I remembered, but she and Gillian Anderson are the reason l have a huge thing for redheads.
>>67237385
>Age 1-3
Stop making shit up you fucking autist
i always thought she was a major qt3.14
dumb and cute, and i always wanted to date someone like that
>>67238098
Well, 1 might be an exaggeration, but she was my first crush before I even went to kindergarten and I watched her on TV - and she was only on there until 1995, and I was born in 1992, so I don't know what to tell you.
Alex Mack... actually, I had a thing for her sister too.
>tfw Meredith Bishop guest-starts in AoS and Larisa was in a movie kissing pre-cuntage Katherine Heigl
>>67237785
I still have miss parker folder
>>67238098
>implying 3-year-olds can't develop an infatuation
>>67237923
Thanks Disney
>>67238217
post pics
I regret nothing.
>>67237923
claimed
>>67237993
high cut bottoms are godly
>>67237002
Linda was my first crush because I was probably around 5 or 6 the first time I snuck into my dads "workshop".
In there, he had somehow hid a jvc hr3300u for either months or years from me. The first vhs tape I ever watched was dawn of the dead. The second was evil dead.
Linda was the first woman I can remember being somewhat nude on TV. My dad thought it was cool that his little boy loved horror so much he watched it every day. In truth, I just had to make sure that she was still in the movie, because I thought shit in the movies could get out somehow.
I was probably the only kid in America that was planning on decapitating my parents if the started to act weird.
>>67238279
T H I C K
>>67238230
My first crush (and fap, if you count rubing/pressing my dicklet on my teddy bear until it felt like electricity was shooting out of my dick) was when I was 4, almost 5.
It was Claire Danes in My So-Called life.
>>67238215
He has built a wall straight to my heart.
>>67237887
I don't get why people say she is so hot.
>>67238332
I get that you're asexual.
>>67238237
high quality for you
>>67238096
This. Always appreciated.
>>67238112
Watch Smiley Face.
>>67238352
And you apparently like men.
>>67237600
>>67237600
>WE WUZ KANGs
No that's Weisz
>>67238416
I do. I'm just not attracted to them.
Aere you some kind of man-hating feminazi?
>>67237801
Who is she?
>>67238037
JUST
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wish_Upon_a_Star
First fetish ever: sistercest
I don't regret it. I still watch the movie at least once a year. Good shit.
>Xena / Lucy
>0 results
The fuck is this, I'm here to to turn this fag thread into a hetero one
Jodie Marsh
![Winona-Ryder-tambien-estara-en-Bitelchus-2_landscape-600x338[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eK56qqy.jpg "Winona-Ryder-tambien-estara-en-Bitelchus-2_landscape-600x338[1].jpg")
>>67237002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIOCaOpBGpE
>tfw a shitty PG 80s duck movie has a better romantic subplot than most post-2000 movies
>>67238575
More like Lucy Flawless
>>67238575
Aphrodite/Alexandra Tydings Master Race reporting in.
>>67237667
Kept you waiting, huh?
>>67238379
im not watching that reddit tier garbage
>>67237718
Both of them
>>67238656
>it's a Aphrodite is turned human and complains about her body odor episode
Why boner?
>>67238266
>>67237923
Great, now I have to masturbate.
>>67238629
Shit, that is literally the only movie that ever gave me nightmares
Monster fight scene is hella scary.
>>67238685
Alyssa looked ugly with the pixie cut
This fucking scene
They used to have life size cadboard cut outs of this in shopping malls to advertise the new austin powers movie when I was like 15.
I hated them because they always gave me awkward erections.
>>67238753
Any woman look ugly with short cuts
From Jackie Chan's The Myth
>>67238783
Actually 2002 so I was 12.
DREAMES ON IFC CHANNEL WAS GOAT TIER. THEY PLAYED THAT EVERY WEEKED - THEY HAD TO KNOW WHAT THEY WERE DOING
I wish i could be that pure again.
>>67237657
>she looks like david bowie
I'd let 80s David Bowie fuck me, no homo.
>>67238858
I'd let The Hunger David Bowie fuck me any day.
>>67237953
The first episode of this show I stumbled upon was the one where her feline genes make her "in heat".
sweating_guy.exe
Anyone remember this? Anyone have pics of her older sister?
>>67238892
TBF he doesn't look bad in the video for that song he released a couple of months ago.
I probably let present-day Bowie fuck me.
>>67238941
>bbc
>>67238941
>dick king smith
>>67238990
I'm trying not to make a stiff joke here...
>>67238622
>>67238802
>dat yoga scene
Martine McCutcheon
>>67237659
>you will never fuck a bronzed bad egyptian bitch
just kill me
>>67237002
young Jennifer Connelly trying desperately to hide her blossoming bosom did things to me.
>>67237659
She was my first movie crash. From that point on i was always crazy for traditional egyptian clothing/make up.
Oldfag here. Emily Watson.
>>67237821
>nipple stickers
Worst invention ever.
![091894ee129e541845a971c5b745481a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ro7m0mK.jpg "091894ee129e541845a971c5b745481a[1].jpg")
This right here
>>67239147
She should have done what Ariel Winter did, chop those puppies off, then no one would pay attention to her anymore.
Twin Peaks girls.
>>67239190
Weirder and olderfag here.
Kristy Swanson in Deadly Friendé
>>67239311
Madchen in Sleepwalkers. Fucking fine.
>>67239282
Transformers Megan
>>67237528
18yo Eva Habermann was God tier.
>>67237694
my headcanon is that after cp2 kyle raised andy as son and frequently showed him 'motherly love'. eventually they were caught and andy was sent to military school
>>67239354
are you fucking 12 faggot
>>67239408
Wat
>>67239419
if he was 10 when transformers came out he'd be 19 now
>>67237050
Came here to post this and it's the first post.
Fucking hell she did a number.
>>67237403
They are doing a cruel intentions tv show now with Gellar playing the same role from the movie.
>>67237050
This
Only good Indy girl
>>67237785
UPDATED MY JOURNAL
>>67237659
>>67237002
Hey look, it's Marta. Marta, everyone!
This, Jessica Rabbit, and Chabert.
Khloe
>>67239468
>transformers was 9 years ago
Julie Warner
Sexy pissing shortstack of a woman.
LiLo before she looked like this
this movie was pretty much softcore pron
>>67239544
Oh yes!
>>67237679
That's some terrible pixelation my man.
>>67239617
Becky is one of the most beautiful women ever created.
Matilda from Home & Away
kickstarted me right into threesomes
Let me just end this thread real quick...
>>67237880
looks like eminem here lol
>>67239606
How she hasn't Amy Winehouse'd yet I'll never understand.
>>67239606
>>67238599
my nigga
>>67239576
I remember the lady from the 6th day who kept changing her hair color every time they cloned her gave me my first boner and White She-Devil from Undercover brother was my first fap.
Reminder that these movies came out 16 and 14 years ago respectively before some idiot says underage.
Alex from Quantico
>>67239600
>Prime Eva Mendes
My NIGGA.
>>67239641
Yeah she was super hot in Risky business
>>67239604
>>67237324
>>67237430
Still my #1 waifu
>>67237002
tfw egyptian cosplay porn is your fetish
>>67238279
>keep everything more or less on model
>give female characters yuuuuuge chest
I hate this. It breaks immersion.
I watched lots of mediocre tv shows when I was a young teen just because they had hot ladies in them. The Pretender, for example.
>>67239711
She can rock my cradle anytime!
>>67239676
>those boobs
MUH.
>>67239816
The Pretender wasn't mediocre. It was above average.
Profiler after Ally Walker left, THAT was mediocre. Fuck Jamie Luner.
Friday Friday Friday
![418536[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ImwY7F1.jpg "418536[1].jpg")
>>67239863
Yeah it was one of the better ones for sure
Maggie Gyllenhaal
>>67237431
I've seen this exact paragraph before related to jlc and it still makes me lmao.
>>67238753
its not her hair I was staring at
>>67239970
>I've seen this exact paragraph before related to jlc and it still makes me lmao.
Wow, really? You've seen it before? That's amazing, I don't think anyone else has.
Fucking tourist.
>>67239604
aw yiss
>>67239282
CAME HERE TO POST THIS
>>67238798
Yes please
Emma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgmN-1zAaP4
Janine...
>>67240092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPGFltZjjAw
don't lie
>>67237504
She's even hotter in Atlantis.
I was 12 at the time and this started it all
>>67240186
are you 17 now?
>>67239960
This poster is fake right? That's the cutest I've ever seen her look
>>67239676
Candace Bailey from aots never noticed til now. Stormtroopers turn me on that sleek uniform.
![17[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7woCPKt.jpg "17[1].jpg")