So /tv give me tips on becoming a kickass vigilante like Arrow. I already have a catch phrase "Stop there criminal scum" after my favorite game Elder Scrolls. I also think my name will be Spider Hawk after my 2 favorite superheroes (Spider Man and Hawkeye). Any tips on where to start?
Bump frakkin help me pls :p
Also fyi just be yourself is not a valid suggestion xD
>>67217183
>Any tips on where to start?
Yeah, delete this thread and kill yourself
>>67217258
I hate bullies
Up
Wear a white hood and go to the most dangerous black neighborhood you can.
>>67217928
Hmm I was asking for a color scheme. What do you think of Black and White like Moon Knight?
>>67217183
You have to create a backstory. Start by really hurting yourself, if you can actually get yoursef killed for a few minutes and visit the Otherside before the doctors bring you back that'd be great. If you're too much of a fucking coward for this get into random fights with strangers, preferably niggers
>>67218230
I really appreciate the info. Do you know a way I can do this with 100% confirmation I'll come back to life?
>>67217928
Kek
>>67217183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFzIZkofoFg
>>67218392
Yes, stab yourself in the heart and brain and call the paramedics, you have my word, have I ever fucking lied to you?
>>67218498
That would be very painful. Also how much does Batman armor cost?
>>67218498
Thats messed up why would I stab myself lol xD
>>67220333
BIG GUY FOR YOU HAHAHAHEEEEELP
>>67220365
Because you need to be a hardened ass tough guy you fucking retard
>>67221707
Yeah but they don't frakkin stab themselves for the heck of it. I'm not Ricky Bobby xD
>>67217183
This show is just an excuse for women and faggots to watch shirtless hunks.
>>67221757
Do you twist your nipples and weiner when you watch it
>>67221825
Yes and yes.
>>67222725
Yeah same lol
Get stranded on an island for 5 years. Make sure you have a rich family.