One of these men will protect you. The rest will try to kill you.
Who do you choose?
Neo, this one is too easy.
Keanu Reeves
Ted Theodore Logan. No questions asked.
>>67212714
But are we in the Matrix?
>>67213276
open your eyes.
>>67212640
By which movie's rules does the fight go? If Neo has his powers he probably wins. Or I time travel away from the fight with Ted.
>>67212640
Constantine. He'll let me die, let the Keanau Corps walk away, then Rez me.
>>67213306
bruuuh
>>67214719
This. Constantine is way too smart for these other guys.
Ted Theodore Logan is the correct answer
I'd rather protect myself with free pizza
>>67213378
This was my thought. Just constantly on the run getting stoned through time
>>67212640
Does he have access to the robot as the alien?
>>67217250
>grab Bob Marley, Jim Belushi and George Washington
>the phonebooth is now an eternal transdimensional hotbox
>Hey Ted after this fight we travel back in time and set up a huge trap and then when I push this button *pulls remote from pocket* they all die.
>Excellent!
>*air guitar plays*
>>67217372
>Belushi ODs
>just go back and get him again
>form the greatest band ever with musical talent from all time periods
>blame atrocities on the other keanus after you to be told by historians
>>67213276
oh boy
>>67212640
Easy. Speed Keanu.
They can't catch me if I never stop.
>>67213276
He still knows how to fight and shoot guns, the training programs were loaded to his brain directly
>>67213276
he could use his One powers outside the Matrix at the end
>>67212640
>tfw no buried up to neck free pizza keanu
DROPPED!
john wick could probably hang with neo if hes motivated enough
I don't care what critics think about Keanu's acting.
He was in many great movies and his characters are interesting and he is a great person and down to earth millionaire
Is the bottom middle Klaatu? I assume Gort could easily wreck everyone's shit. Even then he can fly me off Earth in his spaceship.
Babayaga
>>67217533
I think you just figured out how the Wild Stallyns became awesome
>>67213117
came here to post this
>>67213259
This.
Fucking Constantine
Like how is this a question? Who out of those clowns could realistically stop him?
>>67217963
>outside the Matrix at the end
Laugh at this man. Laugh at him.
>>67217414
This. It's not even a contest.
>>67219222
>he watches the sequel
>>67219253
>so did you
>>67212640
has he any notable movie after the Matrix?
(save the Pleb Wick or the neo clon Cuntstantine answers)
