'Only men can understand' core
>>67206864
Lotr
>>67206951
>he thinks the 'last samurai' refers to tom's character
Why are niggers so stupid lmao
>>67206951
>the last nigga on earth starring Tom Hanks
That's funny as fuck actually.
>>67207043
A white man is still the central character, it is silly even if its partly true
>>67207082
...
thousands of out of touch mothers love that movie ya dingus
>>67207138
...............
>>67207177
..I drive.
>>67207043
What do you expect from what's probably the only people to not discover/invent the fucking wheel?
>>67207130
Don't like it, don't watch it. It is actually respectful to the Japanese, as it shows how captain Aldren learns to respect their culture.
Also, it's not that silly, many Westerners went to Japan to train Japanese troops for money/political influence.
>>67207130
amerifat detected
>>67207209
>real human bean muffled in the distance
Not a single woman in the movie.
>>67206951
>transformers
>the main character can't even transform
what a hack
>>67207209
REAL HUMAN BEAN
>>67206864
>>67206864
The manliest movie ever made.
>>67207130
Because the story is about a white American...
>>67207130
the director specializes in this kind of horseshit
>glory
>blood diamond
Is this the male equivalent of Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants? I've never seen Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.
>no Lawrence of Arabia
>>67207603
>I've never seen Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.
getout
Taxi Driver
>>67207259
The Thing is similar in that aspect, and both movies are at least 8.5/10
>>67207603
I cried at the end of Warrior, I can not think of another film that has happened during.
>>67207531
My ex actually introduced me to the movie as it was one of her favorite
>>67206864
What's the point of these threads? Shit a better "core" thread to share would be a "movies women and men can enjoy" or "date movie core." At least it might help some anons get laid.
>>67207753
>>67207753
>everything is about sex
shut up roastie
>>67207043
What is a joke
Fucking /pol/ getting triggered so damn easily
>>67207259
There were women at the beginning when they're trading with the Portuguese guy of the coast of Brazil, he had fruit and native whores with him. So even though yes, there weren't women in this movie in any kind of role, technically, there were.
>>67207228
>its an amerifat gets his feathers in a bunch about a white person joke episode
>>67207753
dumb fucking bitch
>>67207788
You're the one who seems mad
>m-muh /pol/!
>>67207788
>thread has literally nothing to do with /pol/
>someone starts sperging and ranting about the evil /pol/ boogeyman
lmao
>>67207804
Great argument nigger!
One of the best war movies ever. Modern women would cry about the "noble savage" losing.
>>67207803
Thank you commander autism.
>>67207925
Umm, it's Admiral Autism to you, normie!!
>>67207925
Well I just rewatched the movie like 4 days ago..
>>67207228
> Learns to respect their culture
And then becomes a greater samurai than most Japanese people themselves.
>>67207259
There is actually at least one woman (called Maria in the script) shown when they stop to take on provisions before rounding Cape Horn.
>>67207964
Not even remotely true. He is the best military tactician there, hence he is the general, but he is not even a true samurai, only an honorary one.
You faggots would see nothing wrong with Idris Elba becoming Bond, but it's another shoah if a white man DARES to act as an honorary samurai.
I've watched this with women on multiple occasions and not one of them has liked it because they cannot see any merit whatsoever to Dan's actions.
Which make a lot of sense, actually.
This movie is a morality tale. It's a critique of the utility of moral thinking: what's the point of doing the "right" thing as opposed to the beneficial thing? What is the point of thinking in terms of principle rather than practicality?
And I continually find that the movie is lost on women because they see no conflict there. To them it's very cut and dry: act in self-interest and do what is easiest. There's nothing interesting about the dilemma to them because morality and principle are largely constructs of a kind of romantic masculinity.
>why are they hugging, are they gay or something? WTF lol
Fucking women.
>>67207043
Arguably it does you fucking autist.
Literally any film which has a moral, women by nature are moralless beasts. It's why men are now stopping to play their pitiful game they call romance, we stand tall and they don't understand why. We do what's right and they become baffled. Women are inferior when it comes to brain power and comprehension of such things as justice and honor are completely alien to them.
>>67208100
Saumurai is plural you mong.
>>67207273
literally god tier movie and comfy as fuck
>>67207043
and if I'm not mistaken, The Mexican refers to a gun
>>67208112
Also arguable. Jesus, you're one of those people that freeze frames the end of Inception to prove that the top is in the midst of falling, aren't you?
>>67208169
It's literally not arguable at all.
http://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/samurai
>(plural samurai or samurais)
>>67208100
Nope. Not even close.
>>67206951
>The Martian
>Main character is an Earthling
Seriously?
>>67207804
>white person gives reasoned, thoughtful response
>dindu chimps out
this is why we redline your neighborhoods
>>67206951
>The Exorcist
>Main character isn't the Exorcist
WTF Hollywood?
Not a movie. But still
>>67208202
It can be both singular or plural depending on context, dumbass.
>>67207177
>>67208308
And if you actually watch the movie it's incredibly obvious it is meant to be seen as plural
>>67208259
Poking fun at a white guy who can't take a joke doesn't make me black, friendo. :^)
>>67208218
There are at least 4 ways to interpret that title. Assuming samurai is being used in the plural, it could be about the dying days of samurai in general, or it could be about specifically Katsumoto's clan as the the last holdouts. If it's singular, it could be about Katsumoto specifically as the last true samurai, or Algren who is preserving the legacy.
Not complicated.
>>67208457
>chimping out is now a joke
Explains why you people find the knockout game so funny I suppose.
>>67208488
>green texting is the virtual equivalent of the knockout game
wew lad
>>67208476
So you admit the only way its about a white guy is doing mental gymnastics. Ok, glad you can own up to being wrong.
>>67208147
What the fuck, you're right. The guy in >>67206951
is fucking stupid.
>>67208403
Except that it's really not. There's this thing called open to interpretation. It makes stories interesting and allows them to resonate in different ways. Writers use it deliberately from time to time. Maybe you haven't heard of it.
>>67208122
How in the FUCK is that movie comfy?
>>67208553
If by mental gymnastics you mean taking half a second to not be retarded, sure.
I don't think you got the movie anywhere near as well as you think. Probably should have let a woman explain it to you.
>>67208656
>If by mental gymnastics you mean taking half a second to not be retarded, sure.
Nope, I mean mental gymnastics.
>I don't think you got the movie anywhere near as well as you think.
Says the guy who watches a movie set in japan all about the Japanese and their history and somehow claims its all about one white guy in the movie lmao
You're a fucking idiot, stop wasting my time.
>>67208063
It is fucking gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSV35A1cQDM
>>67207043
Or maybe it's a joke?
>>67208702
>Says the guy who watches a movie set in japan all about the Japanese and their history and somehow claims its all about one white guy in the movie lmao
And by "one white guy in the movie" you mean the main fucking character?
>>67207753
kys fetus
>>67208832
>>67208702
You're a fucking idiot, stop wasting my time.
>>67207891
This, if released now women would bitch about colonialism and subjects completely unrelated to the movie
>>67208100
It doesn't but let's hear your argument.
>>67208584
i didn't write the joke
but if you watched the movie expecting to see a mexican, it's kind of false advertising
>>67208787
>using a clip of UNO FARTO as proof
good job pal, you really showed him
>>67207531
fucking wrong. women can easily understand trying to overcome physical limitations of their bodies with will power.
>>67208988
Read the thread. >>67208476
>>67206951
Holy shit you found the one funny Paul Mooney joke!
>>67209032
Try and refute that, go ahead and try.
>>67208945
Keep trying to convince yourself. It's working wonders.
time to get this thread back on track
>>67208259
>we
>living vicariously through others and justifying it by having the same skin color
>>67207043
Its literally just stand up comedy you fucking autist
>>67207680
Same with Lawrence of Arabia which is 9.5/10 at least
>>67209160
>>67208702
You're a fucking idiot, stop wasting my time.
Women are straight up confused by men's attraction to this movie.
>>67206864
I was actually cooking at work the other day and a customer brought up the Last Samurai and we talked about loving the movie and his wife said she didn't like it or Tom Cruise and she herself said she thinks it's a guy thing.
>>67209075
It's not called "Samurai Legacy" or anything like that so your contention that the title in any way refers to Cruise's character is null.
>>67206864
My mom loves that movie.
>>67209249
Once more into the fray...
Into the last good fight I'll ever know.
Live and die on this day...
Live and die on this day.
>>67209563
no, your mom loves masturbating to Tom Cruise
>>67210332
>no rocky
>>67211177
Added a few movies
>>67212028
No offense, but why is Groundhog Day on there? I'm almost certain anyone can understand it.
>>67212806
How men see it
>man has a complete development of character from a selfish asshole to someone who wants to do as much good as possible, even if it won't matter the next day.
How women see it
>man falls in love with attractive woman
>>67212848
hello /r9k/
>>67212882
hello hambeast
>>67212895
Why so scared of women? :3
>>67210332
>Dead Poets Society
what
>>67207228
It's pretty good, a black guy once ended up as a samurai and retainer at a shogunate court in Japan, so the story isn't that ridiculous, it might annoy you if you are a full on weeb (like you sound)
>>67207594
>movies that focus on making you feel over making you think
>horseshit
>>>r/imdb
>>67207531
> You wanna know how I did? This is how I did it Anton. I never saved anything for the swim back.
;_;
>>67208623
Mann is a master of digital film, the way he can make city lights fuzz out and do what some would call "ruin" the shot and still look so beautiful is comfy.
not that anon btw
>>67209249
>lube or die
What the fuck
Why is /tv/ so sexist?
>>67207273
mah nigga
>>67206864
that's not true. my mom is the one who introduced me to The Last Samurai. she loves that movie.
>>67214078
pretty sure because of the pretty oriental imagery and tom cruise.
>>67214078
liking =/= understanding.
See Lord of the Rings.
>>67210332
>bladerunner
almost perfect image
SAKEEEEEEEE!!!!!
>>67210332
>all that pleb shit
>>67213955
How so?
Are there any movies men can't understand?
I personally don't think there's a bigger "only men can understand" movie than this one
>>67213609
not a weeb
>>67206864
>>67214236
Men can't understand anything. They're dumb.
>>67214478
Stay toasty roastie
>>67212028
i feel like vannila sky is worthy of such a catagory
>>67207120
UNDER AGE BANNED
>>67214774
Agreed, I'll add it
>>67214831
thanks, really appriciate it
>>67214373
This movie was terrifying.
>>67214831
Shit was the Hunt not worthy? Or have you not seen it yet?
I guess I'll retreat.
>>67214936
Haven't seen it, I'll add it anyway
>>67214936
i agree with you on "the hunt" although im not compiling the list
>>67207120
Good fucking god you sicken me you fucking piece of dog shit go back to amishtown you faggot
>>67214976
>>67214956
>>67214936
Added
>>67214956
I'll give you the short of it so you can understand why it's the best example
>Mads Mikkelson is a preschool or elementary school teacher
>A little girl in his class makes up a lie about being sexually abused by him for attention
>His entire life is absolutely destroyed and nobody believes him even though there is 0 evidence and the kid even tries to go back on it at times.
>>67214731
Dumb fatass male detected.
>>67214994
>Dead Poets Society
what?
Women understand that movie. I watched that movie in my school and women were crying when that one kid committed suicide.
>>67215228
Yeah it probably shouldn't be there, fixed it
>>67215281
Just added Rocky IV as well, good decision?
Really nice fanmade poster
>>67215398
Yeah, I'd say that's applicable. That's a real nice poster too.
>>67215281
The Thing
>>67215699
they will never understand that the thing is actually women, sucking men out and destroying them
>>67214478
This is true. Just look at this board.
>>67215281
looking very good
>>67215281
Kingdom of Heaven was awful.
>>67215096
Underrated
>muh card game
>>67216731
John Malkovich does the worst fake russian accent ever in this
apocalypse now
>>67206864
>I have little to no interaction with women therefore I think that they don't understand these movies because only men can because im a man and im special
>>67206864
>Gladiator
>The assassination of Jesse James
>Master and Commander
>Conan the Barbarian
>>67216889
Shut up faggot
>the fellowship all interact as friends, they must wanna fuck xD
>>67206951
Wasn't the last Samurai based on history though?
Like he was an American emissary or something that became a samurai?
I'm no expert on Japanese history.
>>67215203
>>67214478
>>67215859
Bravo, tumblr!!
>>67216769
jesus yeah it was awful
>>67216889
>acting cool on a Fijian finger-painting imageboard
>>67217029
He was a French officer.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jules_Brunet
The Bridge on the River Kwai
>>67217036
Calm down fattie.
>>67216889
>not understanding the biological differences between the major interactions in the brain caused by different chemicals found in males and females in different quantities, as well as societal upbringing and how it affects the perception of events by said males and females
go cuck yourself somewhere else
>>67210332
>whiplash
literaly only people that like it are female
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLh9VplNQ6Q
>>67217111
[triggered]
>>67217165
>thinking this has anything to do with understanding movies
>or thinking that women (who by your standards are more empathetic) don't empathize with movie characters more than men
>>67217111
Just cuck my shit up
>>67207699
This.
I guess it had a bit of an impact on me since I have a brother as well.
>>67217512
>biting the hook
>>67208623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mreIgrIXQ8
>>67216731
A cool fact is that Ed Norton's character was based off Norm Macdonald.
>>67217512
> "who by your standards are more empathetic"
>implying he implyed women are more empathetic
>>67208623
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DX9JNJThhxY
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9gyXyYTq4aI
>>67206864
>>67209144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fWr6CBARMw
The line he uses as proof is literally never said in the movie
>>67217371
But anon, whiplash is my favorite flick and i have a penis and testicles.
>>67215096
Love that film.
100% should be added to the list.
>>67209322
My gf at the time thought it was a great movie. But yeah she was confused by the obsessive replaying and the whole inviting people over to rewatch the movie and talk about it for months thing.
Final version for tonight
>>67208285
This.
>>67220564
You've added too much and it's become a shit list. Stop adding shit just because people want you to, half of the additions are wrong because women can get them or there is nothing too masculine for women to get. Still no Conan as well.
>>67212933
my gf recommended this
>>67220692
Rocky IV is the ultimate can't understand core.
>>67220755
Only if you buy into some sort of post-ironic view of masculinity. It's too much melodrama for too little impetus.
>>67220817
Meh whatever. I took out Groundhogday and Casinio
>>67207314
>manliest
>they let the kid who is a member of the gang just get dragged by the car and do nothing to save him
>>67213917
Did you miss "Totally blowing...The Ghey"?
>>67221037
Yes, noticed it a few hours ago
>>67207891
>not wanting the Zulus to win
Kill yourself Nigel
>>67207788
>whats the deal with airplanes? Why can't a nigga go to the moon on them? Why cant whites let a brother do his thing?
t-t-that's not how it works, the joke should be build on something that makes sense. That pathetic old racist is jus---
>IT'S A JOKE
