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It's a fucking comedy at this point.
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It's a fucking comedy at this point.
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>>67203554

>back left

WTF is wrong with her face?
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>>67203554

Oi don't you make fun of my precious Lagertha or I'll bash yer headin, I swear on me mum
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>>67203554
>there are actual people (not even SJWs) that still believe female viking warriors existed in any sort of large portion of the population
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It's a period piece.
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>>67203554
I saw the fist episode of the first season and I realized that it wasn't good.
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>>67203554
C'mon now, lets not be bigoted. Does historical accuracy matter that much to you?
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>>67203554
>Earl about to get married
>his wife goes out of tent
>her strongwomyn squad starts to shout her name
>all male warriors are ok that their Earl was just killed

Excuse me?
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What the fuck is this?

Look it was cool to have a couple of these bitches playing warrior and shit but this is just retarded.
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>completely fictional politically correct drama TV show
>in the HISTORY CHANNEL
for fuck's sake why
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>>67203597
you're autistic, that's what's wrong
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>>67203751
I never watched any of it and realized it wasn't good.

T. Omniscient patrician
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>>67203554
>its a Bjorn goes full beta faggot and eats the cum out of a pussy episode
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>>67203818

The same reason that "The Learning Channel" starting playing Honey Boo Boo. Come one, man, no one watches the history channel for actual history just like no one watched Music Television for music. Either enjoy the show or don't.
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>>67203803
Remember everyone who opposed her got killed already
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>>67203818
History: (Re)Made Every Day
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>>67203921

You faggots who don't eat pussy never cease to amaze me.
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>>67203683
ba-dum tiss
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They could have made a series using actual history and it would be a million times more interesting, with much more violence, rape and political intrigue. Instead we get shit shit.
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>>67203554

What is this cuck shit?
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>>67203964
You may as well just come out now you nancy fucking fag.
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>>67203554
SO BRAVE
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How the fuck could women form a strong shield wall, or even deflect any attacks with shields? Seems like it would be very easy to power through that
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>>67203597
it's maisie williams
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>>67203666
Archaelogist here. I can confirm they 100% did. Also fuck off back to /pol/ with the other faggots.
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wait i was going to watch this cos i thought it would be a masculine show about realistic viking raids and shit and i see this horseshit, are those women supposed to be warriors? fuckin lmao
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>>67204079
Smarter archaeologist here, I can confirm they 100% didnt.
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>>67204079
Hey there, I have a large bone that needs examining.
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>>67203554

One single viking warrior would go through that formation like a kinfe through butter, though
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LONG LIVE EARL INGSTAD
CASTRATE THE /tv/ KEKS
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>>67203964
You're arguing with a bunch of /r9k/ and /pol/ virgins who've never even touched a girl in their life. It's pointless trying to explain to them something they'll never experience.
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>>67204097

Smartest archaeologist here, I can confirm that the only female viking warriors were the ones that rode velociraptors into battle.
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>>67204079
Someone who knows about history here, you're full of shit mate.
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>>67203554
>shoehorning into modern day political correctness into historical shows and movies

This is just as stupid as people complaining about the characters calling blacks niggers in movies like Django Unchained.
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>>67203554
>It's a fucking comedy at this point.
Correct.

Which is why I laugh at most scenes. I only take enjoyment out of the Ragnar / Bjorn scenes.

Rest is Tumblr tier fantasies about womyn, manlets, cheating whores (Oden bless Helga for being the only decent woman left in the show), soap opera tier "plots".
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>>67204079
>Exactly one account of women defending wounded soldiers against the Byzantines
>Happened everywhere guys, commonplace as fuck
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>>67204243
Until this season I wasn't convinced Bjorn could carry the show.

Now I am. He quickly became my second favorite character.
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>>67204254
cool
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>>67204243
>literally telling the manlet to watch out for what he does as to not give him any reason to kill him
>Bjorn knows he can fuck everybody up now
There's something about that kind of confidence/arrogance that is so fucking cool.
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>>67204243
He looks like ragnar too holy shit
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>>67203976
I want my Solomonic Kings BTFOing kebab, not this white people shit smdh
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>>67204025
Just throw a mouse at it and watch them scatter.
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>>67204271

Same here, I was pleasantly surprised. He went from annoying little kid with a dumb haircut to badass who is worthy to succeed Ragnar without me hardly even noticing.
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>>67204243
>Bjorn is literally the most based character on the show
If you had told me this 2 seasons ago, I would've called bullshit.
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okay well this sucks

whats a good masculine show thats tumblr free?
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>>67204314
Vikings were black retard, everyone knows this
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>>67204339
>based
>eating pussy like whimpy faggot
Choose one
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>>67204398
You again? Didn't you get BTFO enough yesterday you insecure faggot?
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>>67204352

Sadly doesn't exist, my friend. Not a single show is safe from leftist progressivism these days, from cape shit to historical dramas to sci fi. There is no escaping it. All we can do is sit tight and wait it out until the pendulum swings back the other way.
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>>67204416
Eating pussy is literally the GAYEST thing a man can do. No argument.
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>>67204468
Get out.
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>>67204300
>Bjorn knows he can fuck everybody up now
>now

Didn't he beat motherfucking beast Rollo as a teenager?
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>>67203554
What bothers me is how they all have slim (barely even athletic)
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>>67204254
Reported for shoehorning BvS spoilers in :^)
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>>67204079
dad here. your dad, actually. playing with mommy's trowel and getting poopoo under your fingernails doesn't make you an archaelogist.
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>>67204556
Rollo was drunk, bro. It doesn't really count.
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>>67204243
>manlets
What the fuck are you talking about, all the tough guy vikings in the show are 6'5'', despite the fact that average height for vikings was 5'7''.
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>björn killing bersker with fucking fish hooks
ragnar can die and björn can take it. he can carry this shit.
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>>67205025
Wonder when the snake pit is happening
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>>67204098
Oddly unexpected kekerino.
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>by the way... that was erlandur's ring

why did she say it like that? I mean, when she first looked at the ring why wasn't she like "huh?? that's erlandur's ring how did u get it". that would have been a much more natural reaction. Seriously it's stuff like this that grinds my gears about this show.
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>>67205025
who sent you?
>who sent you?
who sent you?
>who sent you?
who sent you?
-ded-
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>Cringe: The Series
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>>67205269
>I'm from the empowered womyn village, on order from the femikage
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>>67204352
Banshee
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>>67205158
>she doesn't fully trust Bjorn
>Bjorn says some nice things to her
>she likes him now
>decides to tell him about the ring
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>>67203554
nevermind antifeminism shit

i still don't understand how any human being can look at scenes like that and not either laugh or get bored like it's a schoolplay where you're supposed to take it seriously. It's like children wearing suits or fat 5'1 men doing intimidating angryman faces

I know if you're a skinny14yo you sort of let it go but at some stage that shit is not ludicrous only if you dont feel like a man or any man-ness in you at all
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>>67204243
This so much.
Everything outside Ragnar/Bjorn is

>I'm Jarl of this mudhole, ruling two dozens of people!
>No, I'm the Jarl!
>Nu-uh!
>Someone stabs someone
>Someone betrays someone
>Let's bring up new two-dimensional characters, so we can people to kill off.

The plot around that stupid queen is especially boring.
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>>67204352
I would say Spartacus, but it does have bitch warriors killing men. But it is super fucking masculine though and entertaining as hell.
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>>67203976
Because rape is what makes something interesting
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>>67203554
Yeah, I'm getting close to dropping this show now, back in season 1 they didnt need to put in this obvious MUH STRONG, it was subtle yet obvious, thats why the show was good, now it's just getting shit.
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Why has /tv/ suddenly turned against this series, you used to sign high praise during S1-2.
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>>67203554
>there are people who unironically prefer this over The Last Kingdom
>these same people get to vote and breed

The world is really going to shit.
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>>67207604
>>67207593
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>this show is bullshit guys. i was there so i know.
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>>67207734
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>>67207604
Because it's just getting silly now
>SHIELDMAIDENS everywhere
>Chinese bitch in 10th century Scandinavia, no she's not Sami fuck off
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>>67207734

historical record clearly shows that vikings let their women fight when they were preparing to fight to death as an added fuck you to the enemy

We're going to die anyway so fuck it, why not let the women fight for more top kek

In viking sagas, shieldmaidens are cautionary tales and they always met gruesome ends.

At no point were there female earls or regular female fighting forces in Norway or Denmark in the middle ages. Hope this clears it up.
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>>67207734
>this show is totally legit guys, my wife's bull told me so
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>>67207629
>>there are people who unironically prefer this over The Last Kingdom

Now you're being silly anon, that's not true
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>>67203554
How are you spergs still so triggered by this?
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Who cares if it's exaggerated? The show takes a lot of fictional liberties.
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>its a "Ragnar lets an obvious usurper into his kingdom because he somehow has more ships and men even though Ragnar has been showering himself in riches for years" episode
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>>67207939
Ragnar himself is pretty fictional really, I just can't believe the stretches they make with this shit like Ragnar being the first guy to attempt going west
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>le spearmaiden meme

How much of a cuck you have to be to continue to watch this shit?
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Do people not realize just how physically weaker women are compared to men?
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>getting emotionally distraught over a fictional character in a show you don't even like

People bitching about shieldmaidens are literally SJW at this point.
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>>67208092

I don't remember the show contesting that fact in any way
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>>67208129
A woman would barely last two seconds in the battles they show them getting into.
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>>67208092
Shield and spear aren't that heavy really, it's more the fact they're pretending this sort of shit was the normal everyday thing.
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Each of those shield maidens is married to a male warrior in that village. If you tried to stab some guys wife he will fuck you up and stab yours. She basically has the allegiance of the male warriors by getting their wives to side with her.

Of course this explanation isn't nearly as fun as going full angry-virgin and complaining that there are women in your show.
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>>67208186
A budge from the guy next to them and they go face first into the ground. It just makes no sense.
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>>67208092
Normally yes they are weaker but in the heat of battle they can become as powerful as the strongest man alive. It is similar to a woman protecting her young, which is proven to be one of the most dangerous forces in the world.
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>>67208216
>but in the heat of battle they can become as powerful as the strongest man alive
That only happens in tumblr fantasy land.
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>>67208216
> It is similar to a woman protecting her young, which is proven to be one of the most dangerous forces in the world.
Well memed
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>>67208216
>Normally yes they are weaker but in the heat of battle they can become as powerful as the strongest man alive. It is similar to a woman protecting her young, which is proven to be one of the most dangerous forces in the world.
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>>67208216
When women are confronted with danger, their first instinct is always to yell and scream.
Even if they did try to defend themselves, they'd get BTFO by everything but the weakest kind of male.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxzd7kKm91c

>Massive female marine thinks she can take on any man
>gets her shit kicked in

Find me a video displaying the opposite happening.
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>>67204170
>I don't like his opinion so I'll just call him virgin and tell him to go back to /pol/ or /r9k/
>that'll surely teach him
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>>67208346
>>>/r9k/
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/hm/
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>>67208346
Rather than cherry picking examples like you did I will just accept the fact that I'm right and don't need one sided examples without proper context to validate my statement.
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Man Rollo is boring now. The fact that Bjorn is better says a lot.

Bjorn>Ragnar>Rollo
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>>67208378
>Proper context
It's a one on one boxing match between a woman trained for war and a man trained for war, what context do you need exactly here?
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not dropping this shit on the first episode, where she's able to kill a grown fucking man on her own
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AYOOOOO WE WUZ VIKANGZ N SHEID!
THAS RITE KILL MALEY!
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>>67208417
If you're hoping for a rational debate you're going to be disappointed. You can't argue with these people, best to just ignore them.
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>>67208438

Unless she's physically overpowering him I don't see the issue here.
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>there are WOMEN?? IN MY MANLY MAN MAN SHOW??!?!?!?!?
>*knocks bowl of cheetos over*
>UNACCEPTABLE, THE INTERRNET WILL KNOW HOW MAD THIS MAKES ME
>*spends 10 years of his life complaining that all women are whores on the internet*

that is literally you rn


get laid and this trivial shit wont even register as something to be mad about
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>>67203597
British
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>>67203597
downs
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>>67208216
>in the fog of battle things become unpredictable and chaotic, lights go out, things go upside down, in any bar fight a 10yo boy could seriously kill 6' 25 year olds
>i live in that world of lights gone out
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>>67208517
ok roastie
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>>67208517
I just want a comfy show about cute vikings doing cute viking things
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>vikings
>they're played by white people

The """History""" Channel
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Honestly, this isn't even what upsets me the most, seeing as the whole shieldmaiden stuff has only become ridiculous at this point.

But the fucking Chinese emperor's daughter finding her way to Kattegat, which is as likely as her ending up on the moon, just so she can get high with Ragnar... what the fuck were they thinking?
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>>67208517
OY VEY MUH SOGGY KNEES! IT'S LIKE ANNUDAH OPPRESSION!
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>Expecting a show that portrays Vikings as good warriors to be good or historically accurate in the first place
Why don't you go to Reddit or something?
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>they finally take paris
>they dont even loot the cathedral or emperors quarters and just fuck off

this show is seriously stupid shit
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>>67208607
SCHLONGED
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>>67206225
>not either laugh or get bored like it's a schoolplay where you're supposed to take it seriously. It's like children wearing suits or fat 5'1 men doing intimidating angryman faces
christ even the manlet is more intimidating after you're done laughing.

Would you prefer those shield bitches or one Joe Pesci by your side?
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>>67208647
not what I was replying to
>>67208629

Now this shit board has made me look like a fool, I'll never forget this. I'll never stop shitposting because of this.
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>>67208601
I love this meme
>Get fucked in the ass by snow niggers
>Give them land because you can't handle the bants
>Pretend they were shit at fighting and they just gave them the land for keks or some shit
Actually makes it even more embarrassing than just losing to snowniggers in a fair fight
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>>67208674
You could have just deleted your failure and posted it again with the proper response, but you chose this way. Now you look like a fool.
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>>67208517
>Mfw porked more women than I can literally remember in my younger days
>Mfw still hate women
>Mfw still consider 99.9% of them to be worthless whores

What now, faggot?

Seriously though, must you cunts ruin every thread with this bullshit now?
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>>67208629
god thats so hot
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>>67208713
That's pretty edgy m8 desu
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>>67208713
>Seriously though, must you cunts ruin every thread with this bullshit now?


The op is literally complaining about shield maidens. You virgins sperg out and ruin every thread with this bullshit and then you try to play the victim? lmao
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>>67208713
>Seriously though, must you cunts ruin every thread with this bullshit now?
Now you know how we felt in the last couple of years when you'd instigate this kind of discussion instead of taking the rational route if ignoring it.
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>History channel
>not based on History
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>>67208713
You might have issues. I'm serious right now, talk to a shrink.

>>67208773
OP has a point, it's literally a comedy show at this point. There's "taking historic liberties" and "fuck it, let's just go full GOT with this shit".
Quit projecting your virginity here, fat faggot.
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>>67207807
Source?
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>Not dropping this show on the first episode when the vikings look like some fucking biker gang

I find your /his/ power level disturbing, my friends.
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>>67208713
>heh i fucked 2 girls when i was 15! this somehow makes me an expert on women behavior
what
you're a fucking massive retard.
>using the term porked
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>>67208818
>it's literally a comedy show
>literally

Post ignored.
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>>67208850
By letting him know you're ignoring him you're literally doing the opposite of ignoring him
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>>67208216
>but in the heat of battle they can become as powerful as the strongest man alive
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wasn't Vikings always poor show? yeah, it hits the violent marks pretty well, but let's not delude ourselves, the show was always tits and blood eagles. rewatch the first season. it has cool moments but it's nothing special, really.
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>>67203554
>all your soldiers are women
>you cant even raid a village

OY PEASANTS ARE RAPIN MAH SOLDIERS RAGNAR PLS HELPS
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>>67208878
Why are you posting gretchins? This isn't a 40k thread
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>>67206706
Don't forget the cucking. In every episode somebody gets cucked.
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>>67208773
>>67208839
>Projecting the fact that you're a virgin
>Projecting his shitty 2 women record on my lap

Are either of you called Sony? Get the fuck outta here lmao.
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>>67208264
You mean Moldova?
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>>67205025
he's dumb as rock
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>>67208959
>responding to obvious b8
Why are all tripfags, no exception, pants on retarded?
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>>67203554
Why dont they just write Black Lives Matter on those bitches shields.

Next season, guaranteed BLACKED appearance in the cast.

>>67203940
>no one watched Music Television for music.
get a load of this newfag-at-life. this is an example of how broken you have become. You are rebelling against the wrong things, kiddo.
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>>67208959
You completely ignoring the part where you get called out for single handedly ruining vikings threads for the past few years by constantly shitposting about 'hurr i h8 shieldmaidens'.

Who else would get triggered by women this much other than some bitter virgin? No one.
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>>67203554
When the wedding scene started I jokingly thought: now she's she gonna kill him.

Anyway what the fuck happened to this show?

The last episode was a fucking laughable montage of retarded scenes, this season is an absolute disaster.

It went from a "historical" show about Vikings to "Yes kill all men"
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>>67209019
I provided historical context to idiots who think the product of mythology and folklore was an actual thing.

>triggered by women
>virgin
Why are you projecting so fucking hard? Your inadequacies and beta personality traits are harping down on your conscience so hard that you have to project them everywhere you go?

>Mfw the city of you
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>>67209084
so it was a show about historical sweden and now it's a show about modern sweden
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>>67203940
yeah nobody watches MTV for music because they don't even play music anymore.
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>>67209130
But it's in Denmark mostly
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>>67209121
>still replying to b8
See >>67209013
You're LITERALLY retarded.
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>>67209121
>I provided historical context to idiots who think the product of mythology and folklore was an actual thing.

Oh c'mon dude. You know an archive exists right? Literally anyone autistic enough could go back and document your rampant shitposting.

It got to the point where I knew I could close out of a vikings thread when you showed up because you'd do nothing but derail the discussion and bitch about shieldmaidens until the thread died.
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>>67209121
>I provided historical context to idiots who think the product of mythology and folklore was an actual thing.

Yes, although nobody hadn't even mentioned shieldmaidens, you never hesitated to sperg out about it, completely derailing the thread for 70+ replies.
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>>67203683
>It's a period piece.
>>67203975
>ba-dum tiss
kekd
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>>67208959
>>67209121
>arguing with the same guy who's been on a titanical effort to derail this thread
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>>67209190
i actually knew that but then the meme isn't as applicable
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Based Ragnar is a fetish connoisseur.
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>>67203554
do you agree with this question: shows like this, got etc. are basically soap operas for geeks
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>>67209019
>'hurr i h8 shieldmaidens'.
everybody hates that, fruitcake

it's like a child being a mafia boss in a movie demanding to be taken seriously or you're a ageist child killer who hates babies
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>>67209313
en prut @ 3:17
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>>67209233
>Active discussion on a subject where should be no room for debate is somehow "derailing and shitposting"

In the wise words of Tommy Wiseau I'll say:
>It takes two to mango.

Keep bitching about me derailing these threads when you came out of the woodwork going full autismo about "HOW DARE OP MAKE A THREAD ABOUT THIS?". Niggas, sit the fuck down. You're in the minority here.

>>67209313
Was about to say he'd do a great job on this board, you god damn foot fags.
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>>67207629
The Last Kingdom has its own problems, namely the main character being a twat. But still, it's a good enough show and I'm glad it's coming back for a second series.
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>>67209371
>Active discussion on a subject where should be no room for debate is somehow "derailing and shitposting"

Bro, just stop. There is literally an archive of you shitposting, you can't fool anyone.
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>>67209324
>>67209371
Ignore those fucking babies and let's discuss how Ragnar is one of us and instead of fucking the chink he rubs her feet
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>>67208537
Irish.
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>Bjorn decides to go pretend he's Leonardo in the Revenant
>He finds a house filled with food and supplies in the absolute middle of nowhere
>Somehow there he comes to the conclusion he should visit his mother's village to rescue a character that nobody remembered because he somehow learned that she was mistreated by her husband

>Floki survives days naked in a cavern when it's winter even in Wessex
>He then becomes a dark wizard

>Ragnar doesn't give a shit about anything
>Takes Chinese drugs (opium?) that somehow are in Scandinavia
>Makes out with a Chinese princess on a rooftop then proceeds to have a 5 minute bathroom scene with her where he shoves his finger in her vagina and then inserts them into her mouth

>Rollo is a hilarious and innocent savage in a world of civilized people
>No wait he's actually a bloodthirsty and ruthless murderer who slaughters his own people without remorse
>His wife hates him
>No wait actually she can't think of anything but his dick and literally fucks him on the table

>Athelstan uses christian magic from behind the grave to influence the plot

>Judith goes full tumblr: the character
>The entire England plot is about her independence from men now
>Ecbert for some reason cucks his son

>The French Emperor literally behaves like a completely different person in each episode

>Not even gonna go into Lagertha and Kalf

How is this show even a thing
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>>67209378
>The Last Kingdom
>8 episodes
>The main character has 3 love interests
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>>67209404
>Being this fucking obsessed about me
Oh, sorry, I almost mistook you for someone who was trying to have a normal discussion.

Turns out you're just an angsty fanboy. Carry on then.
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>>67209438
>Ecbert for some reason cucks his son
Can't blame him
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>>67209378
I liked ubba honestly but Its still written pretty stupidly if you ask me.
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>>67204878
>despite the fact that average height for vikings was 5'7''

Wait what.
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>>67209378
WHY THE FUCK IS UHTRED A 5FT 7 MANLET
HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE 6FT 4 AND FUCK HUGE
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>>67209438
yh baka desu senpai this show is going down the shitter
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>>67209458
He'll have 10 episodes to play with for the second series.
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>>67209371
>a tripshit being on the right
>mfw
>>67209438
I knew this would happen the second I found out there were gonna be 20 episodes instead of 10
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>>67204079
Then who took care of the farms while the men were away?
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>>67209465
>Being this fucking obsessed about me
I only ever come here for vikings threads. When one guy consistently shitposts and ruins those threads is pretty obvious.
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>>67207914
It's a fucking meme at this point.
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>>67209438
>from behind the grave

you're points are all spot on but this is a hilarious snafu
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>>67209529
Thralls, slaves are notorious for their loyalty after all
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>>67209564
you could filter him, you know
i had him filtered for a year and only unfiltered him recently because he's not as annoying as he used to be
try it, the quality of the threads will improve if he bothers you that much
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>>67209529
their cats, and if you start some r9k anti-cat fursecution you're a virgin
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>>67209438
>Athelstan uses christian magic from behind the grave to influence the plot
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>tfw pic related is one of the few serious and believable characters left on the show

Also what's with the Chinese princess? Did the Chinese actually call their ruling families "The XYZ-Dynasty", i.e. something similar in Chinese?
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>>67209488
Because he's an arseling.
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>>67209567
It's from beyond isn't it? English is not exactly my first language desu lad
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>>67209654
That's what I thought, too. He's literally the only character I can think of that doesn't behave like complete nutjob. Everyone else went full retard.
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>>67209654
Last names are first names in Asia so yeah China wasn't even a thing until the Qing got BTFO, not getting into why it's utterly ridiculous she's in fucking Scandinavia
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>>67209657
>people actually wear chainmail in this show and it looks good
>main character wears some disgusting old animal fur cloak thing and leather belts across his chest for the entire season
>SWORDS ON BACK
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>>67206160
this tbqh famalam
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>>67208713
fuck off, you ugly, larping, virgin cunt
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>>67209754
>Swords on back
It's only retarded when they draw them from there really, carrying them like that is totally fine
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>>67209754
Yes the costumes suffer the same fate as many of these kind of shows and films. I still quite enjoyed it.
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>>67203554
Who is the target audience of this show at this point?

Is it actually tumblr?

Why are they doing this?
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>>67209854
I don't think the History Channel has known what the fuck it was doing for the last 10 years
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>It's a Norr gets everyone riled up episode

At this point I'm not even mad anymore
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>>67208916
How cool would it be if Swedish women charged into your village and started raping men.
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>>67209841
I enjoyed watching Lindybeige rant about it.
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>>67209841
Was pretty funny noticing how half the helmets the extras wore didn't even fit their heads
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>>67209935
>Memeybeige
Cancer
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>>67209935
Yeah he's alright too I suppose.
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>>67209854
by the second season they found the show had found its audience with women and norr, since it was edgy and approachable, and ever since it's all been an effort to "widen the audience" and the virtue signalling and social commentary became more and more heavy handed
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>>67209966
>not liking Lindybeige
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>Vikings has a Chinese woman.
>Creators said "B-b-b-but we check with a historian, it is in the realm of possibility!"
>They couldn't have just made her a Turkic person, one of any of the tribes of the steppe.
>No, full on Chinese.
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>>67209983
What the fuck is norr?

Also how the fuck is what their doing "widening the audience"? Do people actually want to watch shit like this?
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I'm just watching the siege of Paris episode and so far it's really good. It's good to see the vikings get shrekked for a change
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>>67210015
>Liking a fucking cosplay LAARPER with a degree in "Archaeological Psychology" as a source on anything historical
He's pretty good at making armour and shit though, I'll give him that
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>>67210029
>DAUGHTER
>OF THE EMPEROR
>>
>always know that /pol/ shitposters are also the celebrity gossipers, the "muh manlets and hairlines" gossipers, the meme spammers
>all low IQ vapid shitposting and gossip can be traced back to /pol/ as the source of the cancer
>this one cunt is kind enough to use a tripcode so I know for a fact that at least my logic is sound

I don't know the connection between screaming about Jews and gossiping. I guess it's just that both neo-nazism and gossip appeal to the lowest common denominator of humanity.
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>next season
>Bjorn decides to go raid down the Mediterranean
>stops in Muslim Spain
>all the moors are black and live in a technologically advanced and peaceful society
>Bjorn decides not to raid them but instead converts to Islam
>an episode where he fends off attacks from savage christians
>returns to Scandinavia with 3-4 new characters, all of which are black
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>>67203666
Because they did you fucking retard
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>>67208572
They are trying to fix the situation with Harald and Halfdan
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>>67210101
put your tripcode back on, faggot
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>>67210154
reminder that there were no mongol vikings
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>>67210184

I'm shitting on the tripcode you moron, learn to read.
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>>67208417
Boxing is not part of the training desu
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>>67210029
>>67210075
Also prepare for the inevitable nigger Viking in the next season

Bjorn will encouter him on his journey to sack Rome.

Calling it now, you scan screencap this post.
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>>67208629
DAS RITE
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>>67204035
Ayy lmao. Anyone have that picture of her where she looks like she's melting?
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>>67210306
>Boxing is not part of the training
They both elected to join the boxing team
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>>67210237
>being this butthurt because the actors are finnish.
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>>67210237
Point is that finns are not white. They are mongols from central asia
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>>67210368
And my friend volunteered for a dancing competition at a club once despite being terrible at it.
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>>67210403
just memeing my man :^)
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>>67210418
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>>67210462
Was he enrolled in an organization where he was trained in dancing like Marines are in CQC?
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>>67210493
mongoloid finn detected

you literally are a mogol
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>>67210535
I'm a Swede actually.
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>>67208216
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>>67210015
His field of expertise is really only classical and iron age warfare, everything else is him talking out of his ass.

His autistic nitpicking of movies is GOAT though. He should just devote an entire channel to that.
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>>67210596
SVENSKA UUUUUT
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>>67210496
I get your point
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>>67203597
Albion genes
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>>67210618
I just find him entertaining, that's all. And yeah, his rants about movies and tv shows are my favorites.
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>>67210656
REMOVE THIS
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>>67210671
Irish.
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>>67210031
Norr's our resident normie tripfag who thinks he feels like we do and talks shit because a degree in history somehow makes you a god
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came here to post this
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>>67209458

That shows not even getting started. Uhtred was a pimp.
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>>67208629
7/10
Could've used some teeth getting knocked out by mailed fists
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I'm so glad I stopped watching this shit after season 2.
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>>67210101
He shat on you on some debate you had, didn't you? Otherwise I can't pinpoint why you'd be so visibly shaken about a tripshit on fucking 4chan
>>67210753
Post the other one too, I know you faggots hate her because muh shieldmaiden bullshit but I'd lick her bumhole if you catch my drift
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>female warriors didn't exist
>amazon
>boudicca

???
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>>67204243
Is his beard greying? How much did they fucking timeskip this time? I stopped watching halfway through season 3 but by the time Bjorn would be greying Ragnar should already have been killed by Aelle.
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>>67208878
does someone have a jpg or png of this when she is at full teeth?
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>>67210599
what a cuck

at least the mongols are proud of their heritage
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>>67210800
>both literally fantasy tales with little actual evidence
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>>67210800
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>>67210800

Do you think the Amazonians existed?
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>>67210808
It's not greying, they're using prosthetic beards for a lot of the cast. The one on Bjorn is because he can't grow one himself, it just looks like that.
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>>67210873
Cutting off your tit to shoot a bow is the obvious thing to do
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