Let us see those million dollar movie ideas anon.
>>67200315
OKAY SO THERE'S THIS GUY
A man who produces calendars is diagnosed with terminal cancer and realizes he's running out of time to find one of the women in his calendar.
The title is "August"
>>67200329
AND HE'S LIKE, IN LOVE WITH THIS GIRL
>>67200329
AND HE'S A WHITE MALE
>>67200329
Only he's gender bending
>>67200329
and she is too
>>67200315
A man undergoes gender reassignment during the height/climax of the American gay rights movement. She* faces struggles and drama. So brave. Guaranteed Oscar.
A veterinarian wakes up one day realizing that he is, in fact, an animal himself and has been treating humans all this time. The government discovers this too, and now the doctor must run for his life. The title of the movie would be "Ruff Doctor"
>>67200375
and Adam Sandler plays both the male and the female protagonists
Bridget Regan becomes Wonder Woman
4 hour epic about Andrew Jackson slaughtering natives
>>67200434
this would be great
>>67200405
A former video game champion who set records in multiple games and was ontop of his world loses everything in a flash and undergoes gender reassignment through hormone treatments and eventually surgery. It's a cosmic tale in this society of endless technological entertainment. Rated pg13
>>67200434
Followed by the 4 hour sequel of Andrew Jackson waking up in present-day and slaughtering millions of niggers
A thriller about an FBI agent searching for an international terrorist only known as 'Stripes' ,wearing a striped suit and glasses. Stripes has no name, no prints, no nothing, and can only be seen amidst the chaos from a CCTV footage looking directly at the camera before an explosion happens.
The Agent must race against time before Stripes could orchestrate another attack, they figure out that the next target is Washington DC, As the Agents slowly uncover Stripes' past, they are horrified when it is revealed that his name isWaldo
>>67200482
>>67200506
It will be the next Laurence of Arabia
>>67200539
kek
Tsar Nicholas II biopic starring pic related
Hamlet.
Orson Wells plays Yorick
>>67200434
directed by and starring Mel Gibson
Persian Wars 4 hour historical epic from the perspective of a homosexual dyslexic Phoenician peasant who's on a quest to find his dog but ends up fucking god instead .
>>67200731
Also the peasant is played by Daniel Day Lewis and Eddie Redmayne
Good try Mr. Goldberg, I'm onto you
okay /tv/ what do you think of this idea:
(it's a comedy but adresses problems of our time)
the american government realizes that the country is near to a civil war, because things really got heated up by the 2 presidential canditates, but they also know that russia will attack any minute so they need the country strong and united
and that's why they need a staged threat from the outside and they think that they could do this with aliens, so they hire hollywoods best writing team to create an alien world and story and how they will everything show on tv or the internet
the writing team is:
>a jew
>a white male
>a black guy
>a tumblr girl
and they have to work together to save america through a lie
>>67200822
They already made this, starring John Boyega
A Super Mario movie
Mario and Luigi (John C. Reily and Will Ferrell) are a couple of low time plumbers who also happen to have an iq of 48, Mario has a girlfriend, Peach (who is actually a hooker and a drunk played by Kathryn Hahn).
One day Mario and Luigi won 100 million from the lottery, so Peach, being the whore that she is, decided to tell her pimp, Bowser (Craig Robinson) and they hatch a plan to leech it off the two plumbers. by pretending that Peach is kidnapped by Bowser
Meanwhile Mario and Luigi's cousins, Wario (Danny Mcbride) and Waluigi (James franco) hears about their winnings and plan to take it all for themselves, Wario gets himself some mushrooms from his local dealer, 'Toad' (Adam Scott) and laces their spaghetti with the mushrooms, They all start to trip where all they could see in Mario Land where everything is cgi, Mario and Luigi panics and tries to save Peach from Bowser, stopping the whole Drug Cartel and Bowser's child slavery ring in the process
Directed by Judd Apatow
>>67200876
Fund it.
Also, /r/ing the screencap of the Seth Rogen Columbus day movie
Rob Schneider is Rob Schneider in Rob Schneider. Rated PG-13
>>67200991
Dan Schneider is Dan "Hold Her Tigher, She's a Fighter" Schneider in Spotlight 2: Electric Boogaloo
Scientists make an artificial intelligence that has the goal of making a meme as viral as possible. It ends up making a meme so perfect that everyone stops going to work to just look at the meme, share it, and make variations all day instead. This leads to worldwide starvation, looting, and destruction, and the scientists have to find a way to stop the world's decline into chaos.
>>67200864
>white guy and black guy fight for leadership of group
>its a heated battle
>white guy has it
>the jew whispers in the girls ear
>goy goy another group led by a white guy?
>she grabs a weapon and strikes the white guy in the back of the head
>black guy wins
>tumblr girl "oh my hero"
>white guys hurts pretty bad as the black guy beat him even after he was down
>the jew nurses the white guy back to health
>with his jew powers he slowly drops hints to the white guy about how revenge isnt right and he should be submissive in order for the new order to work
>time skip 2 years
>black guy and tumblr girl together
>4 kids
>tumblr girl has bruises all over her legs and arms
>white guy has started shaving all of hit body hair and using lip gloss
>jew still jewish
>white guy has lost weight over the 2 years due to the black guy and tumblr girl eating most of it
>tumblr girl is even more of a ham beast
>jew has a secret cave in which he lives when not around the group
>the final scene is of the jew sitting in his cave watching on a tv the black guy plow the white guy who is full blow sissy by now while the 4 half black kids poke their fat whale mother with sticks, which she watches the black and white guy go at it while eating chicken wings
>>67201020
Except this is real and has already begun.
Dark Souls the movieIts a generic dark fantasy CGI-fest like Season of the Witch, Seventh Son, Hansel & Gretel, and The Last Witch Hunter. It has literally nothing to do with the source material beyond the general setting and a handful of character names and designs. Starring Kit Harington, Iwan Rheon, Daniel Radcliffe and Johnny Depp. It wouldn't make any money but the /v/irgin tantrums would be worth it.
>>67200876
Shit. I kinda wanna see this now.
>>67201025
And in the process, America is saved because of reasons.
Top kino of the year.
>>67201025
Someone forgot to take their meds today.
FEATURING THE VOICE OF ERIC ROBERTS
IN A WORLD
Two retirees (played by Robert De Niro and Jack Nicholson) find out that they can manipulate the stock market through making really shitty facebook memes.
>>67200864
way to uh....write watchmen but with the government in the position of Ozymandias
>>67200315
Lord of the Rings remake but with all female cast
>>67201025
im not sure what to feel here. was this meant to be funny? im kind of distressed.
>>67201096
I would literally kill the executive who greenlit this.
zombies but with deadpool humour starring chris pratt
A Ghostbusters remake with an all female cast
Also lets cast the greatest female comedians of this decade, I think, Melissa Mcarthy, what do you think guys?
>>67201096
*all transgender cast with gender neutral pronouns
>>67201181
Are they qt transgender or horrible train wreck transgender?
>>67200329
AND HE'S BIG
>>67201201
>>67201181
The elves and humans can be the qt kind, and for the orcs/goblins we use their original looks but with red haired wigs and makeup.
then in that final scene you just have all these red haired trannies growling and yelling MISOGYNY at the elves/humans on the wall
After being hit in the head with a boombox, a man becomes able to hear the musical score accompanying his own life. What initially appears to be a blessing in disguise causes him to spiral into paranoia when a eering, hauntingly tense music begins following him whenever he leaves the house, indicating something horrible awaits him in the future.
I'm working on a concept draft based around Vienna, summer, 1917. When Stalin, Freud, Tito, Tolstoy and hitler all lived in the city. Going for a guy Richie vibe
Irreversible remake starring Oscar Isaac
>>67200315
A group of something like6 teenagers high school age. They're not all friends, maybe two of them are, but they all get body swapped.
Two of the girls swap bodies
One dude and one chick swap bodies
Two of the guys swap bodies
And they just have to fucking deal with it and accept it. It never gets resolved. This is their life now
>>67201219
FOR YOU
>>67200315
6 Hour R rated Blood Meridian.
Directed by Mel Gibson, extremely minimal if any music.
>>67201334
>White girl and black guy swap bodies
This would actually be incredibly hilarious to watch. Think about it.
/tv/: The Movie
Starring Aidan Gillen, Brendan Fraser, Ryan Gosling, and Louis CK
A couple of big guys get their shit fucked up when a drive to the Interracial Breeding Grounds goes awry.
Directed by George Lucas
Produced by JJ Abrams and Christopher Nolan
Music by Creedence Clearwater Revival
See it in IMAX this summer.
>>67201368
That's a movie already
A washed up actor joins the Russian mob to get into character for a gangster movie he's making, goes insane and decides to make the movie guerilla style by paying camera men to follow him around and record him committing crimes.
>>67201577
shiiiieeeeeeetttt
PART 1
So there's this security officer on a cargo spaceship. He's paranoid because his captain is renting a room and refuses to say anything about the tenant.
One night in deep space, everyone disappears from their bunks except for the security officer. He was the only one awake at the time (insomniac). Intruder alarms start getting tripped and the engine begins to stall. He quickly realizes they're being invaded by an alien life form. It's some sort of organic goo that starts sapping energy from systems and "eating" different parts of the ship.
The unknown tenant decides to help the officer over the intercom, giving him instructions and helping him analyze the threat. They find out that the goo doesn't drain power from the engines when they set a certain trajectory, so they start moving in that direction.
Meanwhile, the ship is quickly being dissolved by the goo. The goo also starts assembling portals that warp in more humanoid-looking aliens. A fight ensues and the only safe quarantine area is the tenant's quarter. The officer runs to it and the tenant eliminates the threat chasing him with a turret emplacement. When the officer gets closer, he realizes that the tenant is actually an rogue AI integrated into the entire ship's systems. He refuses to send a distress call because that would lead to him being discovered. Their best chance of survival is hijacking the alien ship.
The tenant offers the only remaining escape pod to the officer, but the officer refuses because he wants to rescue his crew. So they continue heading in the previous direction.
They eventually reach a large derelict ship that's been infested. It appears the ship was used for research and has an advanced quarantine system that's stopping the aliens from moving freely aboard. They fight through the threat, and the AI proves instrumental in helping the officer bypass systems.
>>67201708
PART 2
The first ship is almost totally destroyed at this point, so the officer decides to save the AI. But the ship explodes before he can, leaving him to think the AI is dead. However, the AI uses the only space pod to escape and dock with the large ship. Since the AI is badly damage, the officer transfers him to a mech body.
They team up and eventually find the location of their crew--and the main threat. It turns out the aliens were building an advanced portal in the cargo hold of the ship, and were using it to teleport back to their dimension. However, they need massive amounts of power and can only do this by hijacking other ships/crew. They have limited teleportation abilities so far, including warping in reinforcements.
The AI and officer fight the alien threat/reinforcements, save the crew, and manage to get the portal to work. They use it to safely warp onto a space freighter full of livestock. Everyone reconciles and they decide to team up with the AI for future adventures. The officer can finally sleep soundly.
The End
IN A WORLD
>>67201233
This has potential
Far future. Two rival companies are on the brink of finalizing and commercializing time travel and their competition has start to boil over. In an act of desperation, both companies hire two separate men to use experimental versions of their time travel technology to undo any progress each other has made in the future using the Grandfather Paradox as a basis for their sabotage.
>>67201708
>>67201724
This sounds like a potentially very suspenseful and interesting film, and honestly something having an ending that's out and out happy for once as opposed to some grim downer affair would just be so refreshing.
Screenplay now desu
>>67201047
I'd fund it.
Signed, Huge Hefner
>>67201020
How could people be looting and admiring the meme
>>67200315
A male poltard and a male SJW find themselves lost in a trip to an island, so they must overcome their differences to survive, it would be like a bro cop movie and comedy. It would be called "Gay Hitler"
>>67201233
Stranger Than Fiction 2: Existential Boogaloo
A sexual Odyssey and Erotic Execution with Lena Rumham
>Lena Rumham will never get a makeover from Suicide Girls and then straddle your face
>Lena Rumham will never slather your senses with a viscous snail trail from her thick, meaty beef curtains
>Lena Rumham will never hire you as her Human Toilet, and dictate her Feminist Great American Novel as she toots, pisses and sharts
>Lena Rumham will never coerce you into a sacred Goyim Castration Ritual held for one of her NYC girlfriends' bachelorrette party
>Lena Rumham will never suffocate you with her gangbanged pussy, dousing you in a ceaseless melange of cum as you perish
In the year 2030, the British government overthrown the monarchy, and the party now seeks to make the population as they see fit
>No homosexuals, no disabled people, no mentally ill, nobody too fat or too thin
Basically a land of perfectly healthy, straight, mentally malleable people.
One ordinary man finds himself on the wrong end of the party, and after surviving an assassination attempt from the parties firing squad, he finds an underground lair of rebels filled with disable people, gay people, and one schizophrenic. The man then works with the rebels to find out how to take the party down, and allow people from all walks of life to live happily
>>67200315
28 Chromosomes Later
Down Syndrome becomes contagious turning people into ravenous, blood thirsty Downies, our heroes must battle through the infected city to reach a rumored safe haven. If you're bitten, you turn. If you're hugged, you turn. If you're drooled on, you turn.
>>67206258
>the transformation scene after a bite
Fund it.
JESUS
Starring Will Smith as Jesus Christ (Adult)
And Jaden Smith as Jesus Christ (Young)
Directed by Stephen Spielberg
>>67200315
If only South Park would stop stealing my ideas.
>>67200416
Can we get Al Pacino involved somehow?
>>67206186
So V for Vendetta with a resistance movement
Next
I was gonna type up one or two of the ideas from this https://youtu.be/-iy32uLW9cc but I'mtoo lazy and on my phoneso I'll just post the video instead
To Catch a Redditor
>180 minute epic split between the three parts of the novel
>doing all the scenes with practical fx instead of cgi and a fuck ton of actors in cinecittà like in ben-hur
>scene where mohammed gets split in two and jews and homosexuals get burned in a rain of fire
wonder if we could do that, uh.
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with a deus ex machina with the girl’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
>>67206894
I would watch this
>>67206894This actually sounds good
As for me, I don't really have any creative ideas, but I've always thought I'd be great at writing/directing a movie/tv show about bank robbers. I think I could do a heat-tier shootout.
>>67200504
No you need to set it in an older time period and relate it to national identity.
Make it about one of Thomas Jefferson's male slaves who turns himself into a woman. "She" seduces Jefferson and they converse about human rights and proper government, and she tells him what to put in the declaration of independence: "All PERSONS are created equal etc." Jefferson says he'll write that, but he then changes it to "All men are created equal..." She finds out, gets mad and reveals that she's transgender. Jefferson then beats and kills her. The movie ends with a big thank you to all the transgender people who worked on the film.
Sorcerer II
Takes place in l2030
They must transport nukes through the Siberian Arctic in neato tank-like vehicles, in order to put out an underground gas fire
Score by Loom, along with any other surviving TD members
A man works a dead end job, trying to get more qualifications to support his family and divorced wife while juggling a crippling addiction to painkillers left over from a tour in Iraq. A Spooky paranormal creature attacks while he is walking home. Established as a creature that feeds of guilt, depression and helplessness. In his final plight against the creature he defeats it with his willpower alone, absorbing the essence and power of the creature. After waking the next day he realizes he has been gifted with paranormal abilities, all of which are horrible and cruel, but extremely powerful. Him being a human allows him to fully utilize this power on the mortal plane of existence effectively making him a demigod. His initial interactions are for pure self gain, but after a few days a more sinister side of him is revealed. He secludes himself and uses his powers for fun or just to hurt people. Eventually he goes nearly insane and starts murdering his family and friends in horrible supernatural ways. His true self has a glimpse of clarity through the madness and he realizes what he has done. It is revealed that the creature orchestrated this from the start and does this to all of its victims. In the final act he starts taking on features similar to the creature and eventually completely transforms into it. The film ends with him/the creature following another man leaving a liquor store in the same fashion to the first scene.
>>67201020TO FIGHT MEMES WE CREATED MEMES OF OUR OWN
The film follows a full day from a dude. Throughout the day he lives stressful situations that show gradually his personality. At the end of the movie the dude kills a person.
>>67200315
You can't top this
>>67200345
You have my attention.
>>67203596
Smartphones, easy
>>67206894
this sounds brilliant
And a Humanzee shows up out of nowhere.
ASR flies a starship that looks like a butt, flying from planet to planet, hunting down dangerous criminal rape aliens.
>>67200315
Make shooting scenes in action movies by taking best moments from COD replays and putting film grade CGI over that.
I drew concept art for your idea, cut me in on 40% of the gross if it gets greenlit.
>>67200315
Reboot of Spiderman. It will feature his origin story and Chameleon as the villain.
Gib capeshitbux, pls
It begins with all kinds of shit happening and it freezes. There's a voiceover of the main guy saying "So..this is me."
>>67211737
classy
>>67207617
Plot should have been that she starts having trouble producing milk so the brunette chick has to start sucking hendricks' tits every day to make her body think she's breastfeeding and THEN they have to increase supply with the brunette's milk
AVENGERS v JUSTICE LEAGUE: DAWN OF THE CASHCOW
>>67200315
This film can only be made now, because Macauly Culkin will be dead in a few years.
The film is a comedy drama about a former child (Culkin) star having to deal with the everyday grind of life after fame and the feeling of "being someone" being torn away from you. As well as this, he facces trouble from his drug dealer (Edward Norton), and his estrangedd parents who cheated him.
Out of nowhere, our MCgets one more chance, when he's offered the lead role in a historical movie directed by someone known for winning a butt ton of awards.(John Goodman) Basically, he only makes good films.
So we see Culkin, a forgottten child star,getting one more chance by playing our MC, a forgotten child star who is getting one more chance by being in an A list production.
I reckon it could work becauseCulkin definitely goes through this shit, and will mirror what the chance means to him in this performance.
>>67213978
Like Birdman, but GOOD!
>>67201219
BLACK
>>67200315
Just remake the Pest. That's it.
Hear me out:
A man is born with an incredibly odd ability that he does not discover until he is 20 and in his sophomore year in college. He spent the summer after HS and the first year in college working out and improving himself then BAM he gets an invite to some rager slid under his door. He attends and through a stroke of luck he beds a chick, she has the best sex of her life, literally. She tells her friends and he starts getting pussy nonstop but he doesn't understand why until he gets into a 3 way. Somehow his dick transforms into each chicks perfect dick size. He lays waste to pussy for an eternity. He even gets thrown on a talk show or whatever. He's got mile lines of chicks just waiting to receive his seed. Every male on the planet collectively hunts him down, I don't have the rest of the plot yet.
It also starts with him standing at the edge of a cliff with a million dudes ready to kill him and then "So...I vet you're wondering how I got here huh?".
"HMS Thunderchild"
A adaptation of War of the Worlds, set in Victorian England, instead focusin on the crew of the torpedo barge that killed two tripods, and for the second act follows the two remaining survivors through the hellscape of Martian occupied Earth
>>67200345
Isn't that "Her"?
>>67215414
Funny, I pictured Jouaguin Phoenix playing him..
>>67213978
This could be really good, and you just know Culkin would be dirt cheap
blundering boob joins ISIS. his slapstick incompetence ironically propels him to the top ranks ... until *record scratch* ... his MOM is coming to visit! *PANIC!* hilarious shenanigans and violent massacres ensue. also some subplot about some guy who keeps getting his dick stuck in things
>>67215996
I'm seeing Tommy Lee jones as the mom.
>>67214738
you're alright, anon
I could see someone like Jay Baruchel or Michael Cera starring in that
Every one over the age of 16 dies instantly. The surviving children band together at their local schools. Chaos ensues as different schools begin waging war on each other based on old school rivalries. Think Lord of the Flies, but on a global scale.
>>67200434
>starring Walton goggins
>>67216364
Pretty sure that's already the plot of a book series.
A small-time DJ finds he can "record" any party he's at, he's able to freely explore the area in which he plays a set and rewind/fast forward any moment within that set.
He uses this to solve a murder.
>>67200876
lmao this sounds so stupid that it would probably be perfect
>>67206511
This would cause the second coming early because God himself would not want humanity to have to deal with this
>>67214738
I'd watch the shit out of that.
>>67213978
>What is Dickey Roberts: former childhood star
>>67206894
FINDS A WAY
>>67216920
Remember me
>Post apocalyptic setting
>small enclaves of civilization and neo-feudal powers are starting to emerge
>A lawman and bounty hunter are looking for the same guy
>track him across the country
>get into and out of all kinds of trouble
>finally catch up to the target
>standoff in the remains of a city reclaimed by nature
>he has long hair and a long coat
>turns around slowly
>has eyepatch
>"Call me Snake"
>lights cigarette
>smash cut to black with two gunshots and the thud of two bodies hitting the ground
All the elements of western but set in modern day.
Grumpy old man trope movie that does not end with the old man becoming friendly
Two con men attempt to con eachother without knowing eachothers game PLOT TWIST they become gay lovers
Comedey where being a superhero is real profession, women trys to get into it for equality but fails hard staring that jew girl from community
/r9k/ robot trys to get gf, discoves girls are not like anime
Like toystory with food
>>67217786
>record scratch
>freeze frame
I guess you're wondering how I got in this situation
>>67201025
>>67218783
>Like toystory with food
Spoiler alert: it sucked.
>>67201334
>A group of something like6 teenagers high school age.
D R O P P E D
Berserker Part 1
Quantum Suicide(untitled time loop sci-fi)
The Loyalist
Hivemind
Komplex
Berserker Part 2
(untitled 80’s heist movie)
Plunderbund (untitled Saló remake)
Berserker Part 3
>>67201047
Real talk, if they ever make a Dark Souls movie it should probably take most of its influence from something like Stalker. Super slow paced, lots of walking around in spooky surreal abandoned areas, existential discussion, maybe 3 speaking roles and 3 fight scenes, silent protagonist.
The movie should start and end with the main character waking up at a bonfire after being killed.
I know most people here hate video games but I think it could work really well as long as they didn't ruin it by trying to make it "entertaining".
>>67218783
Tumblr girl and right leaning eagle scout stuck on an island
A superman movie with very little fighting. Mostly day day to day life and identity crisis. Builds fortress of solitude out of boredom.
Chess boxing documentery
Vampire movie starring tommy weiseu
Alaskan mountain man rescues a beutiful lost hiker girl and her boyfriend. Drama
Man flees police and stows away on a freighter, comes on deck to find the engine and crew dead. Story unfolds
>>67218976
That was a joke about the up comming dude weed lmao movie
>>67201334
>>67206894
I want to watch this now
>>67217420
well now we know only 20% of tv goes on /a/
>>67211167
>>67211737
Would watch
ship would be better if it flew upside down and the bridge was her crotch and the main laser was her ass hole
>>67201681
So...Trailer Park Boys
american psycho styled psychological horror/thriller following a rapper starting off as a hoodrat and becoming an icon in the industry, though when he begins to wise up and try to come out as more than a lean sipping mentally handicapped gunslinger the owners of his label begin to try and coerce him into keeping up the "idiot hoodrat" act to the point of force feeding him drugs so they won't lose money, and he has to try and furtively get his desperate message out that the industry and label that supported his life now is trying to drag him into the hidden depths of hell that is the underworks of media and music
not a "this is whiteys fault" movie, but more along the lines of "there are a couple hundred puppeteers using panem et circenses to keep everybody retarded and lazy"
>>67206894
kei tai finds a way...
>>67200315
"Rewind 11"
Jake Richards is a journalist and online publisher based out of New York (haven't thought of rest of beginning).He wakes up on a bench in Central Park on September 11th 2001. He takes a look at his watch and the time is 7:37 am, which is around an hour before the first plane hits the twin towers. After wondering around he realizes the date, and what he is meant to do. Stop 9/11. The whole movie is an escapade of Jake trying to make contact with the emergency services and evacuate the buildings and save New York and the Pentagon from Terrorist attacks, but most importantly, expose the US government for staging the attack.
mel brooks style comedy
set on a slave ship
full of wacky hilarious slave ship antics
and those bumbling slavemasters just CAN'T catch a break!
>>67200315
>Zombies in the Medieval Age
>Would be about life in Feudal Europe living with the threat of zombies
>See how the culture would be different in this world
>Sieges are fucked up as when people died then the defenders would have to fight the undead inside their own walls
>Lords would try their best to not start wars
Just thought of it for the thread. It probablyy sounds terrible but eh
>>67215996
Four Lions is the closest thing to this.
>>67202385
>it's the same company fighting itself
>>67220643
This was the plot to an askreddit question I'm pretty sure.
>when you say, "get the fuck off /tv/ Reddit pleb and you know where the story comes from
Man slowly goes insane. Becomes Ted Bundy mixed with Patrick Bateman and goes on a killing spree across all 50 states from Maine to California.
>>67200315
The life story of Martin Luther King.
Starring a white guy as MLK.
Played completely straight, no fabrication, no embellishment, no punchline. Just a regular biopic where a white guy happens to be playing MLK.
It would make bank on the outrage alone.
A remake of Soul Man starring Shia LaBeouf
>>67222038
>he browses reddit
Shut-up cuck
>>67222215
>Peter Dinklage
>in the role of a lifetime
>>67223067
That would make the absurdity of it even better.
A guy goes back in time to stop himself from inventing time travel.
>>67206894
Masterpiece of writing right here.
>>67200315
Been thinkin bout this for a while now...
So we have foreign affairs and countries at war with each other. Countries that swear that another nation is their enemy and they fight wars like WWI, WWII, Vietnam War, etc. Now how bout if people were actually the country? For example, you have a guy who's Russia and another guy who's USA and they get into a physical fight but it represents countries at war? Now think of a larger scale fight where you have countries (who are actually people) and they fight in a two sided war. Don't know if I explained it clearly but you might be able to figure out where I'm getting at. Adding a plot twist to something like this would be essential so Christopher Nolan would be the type to direct a movie like this.
>>67201708
>>67201724
>pandorum
>infini
>the expanse
>2001
what are the other ones?
>>67223873
>event horizon
>lockout
>>67219947
>low IQ retard who has never seen trailer park boys
A guy checks my dubs
>movie set in psych ward
>female psychiatrist has a male patient who thinks he is reborn every time he dies
>whole movie is basically ½ flashbacks from historical times with voiceover by the patient and psychiatrist
>some scenes where she does some research trying to figure if he's telling the truth
>in the end the patient kills himself saying he wants to show her it's real
>last scene has a new patient arriving to another hospital ~20 years later, treated by the same female psychiatrist
>in their first session he says something like "I think we've met before"
basically a rip off of dog day afternoon but taking place in New York, London, or Paris during the 1930s (like a gangster flick)
directed in a tarantino fashion
>>67224268
Hey, a box office AND thread failure!
>>67200315
Group of adventurers on an island that is known to them as the only place humans exist set out to navigate a labyrinth, the labby has many traps but in a psychological thriller type way and reveals things about their society that goes against their teachings. They exit the labyrinth at the top and see other lands in the distance with huge monsters and crazy other weather shit.
I dont care to write it out, but I really like island adventure or isolated movies and big reveals at the end that spark your imagination. What could those other lands be like? Will they go to them? Stuff like that.
Doesn't have to be incredibly deep, I just like island settings and survival exploration.
>>67224450
sounds gay
>>67224450
The Jacket meets 12 Monkeys. Nice.
>>67200315
It stars two renegade New York city cops who live life on the edge and play by their own rules. When a large explosion at the New York statefemale PENETRATIARYcauses a riot and severalcuntvictsto escape, our leading men are the only ones who can stop a city widerapespree. With the rest of the police force tied up after the explosion, the two cops are forced to hit the pavement and subdue each escapee the only way they know how, thedouble team.
Can any of thesebad bitcheshandle our two rad dudes?
Find out this summer, in:N.Y.D.P.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4npBAML6eLs
someone already beat me to the punch
High def footage of planets colliding for a few hours. Up close, slo-mo, all the works.
i want to see a good live action tmnt remake. like it would pretty much be the same as those three that came out in the 80s/90s, with the same lighthearted attitude from the turtles, but theres a lot more gore and swearing. it also has to have casey jones killing people regularly.
so like a shot for shot remake. no gay cgi. with people dying and the turtles cursing about how the foot clan is a bunch of fucking pansies.
no idea who i would want to star in it though.
>>67225138
>Melissa McCarthy
>Dropped
When the infamous Ben Garrison threatens to gas the Love Live! concert, there is only one man who can stand in his way. CIA is coming out of retirement with a vengeance. With the help of the Psychotic Pepe and the lovable Wojack, this family fun adventure will amaze those of all ages.
Yet as CIA get closer to the truth, he finds that somebody may be pulling everyone's strings........
In his new identity as a Vegas tourist, Garland Greene (Steve Buscemi) is relatively happy. He has the luxury of anonymity as well as the anonymity of those he kills. It's a luxury life for a serial killer. In a town that's accustomed to hearing hooker screams from the rooms next door, he's been quite busy for the past fifteen years. The police are mystified, thinking there's a Garland Greene copycat running loose in the casinos of the city that never sleeps
But the LVPD isn't the only one chasing demons. Garland Greene has a demon of his own. Recently, he wakes up every night in his motel room in a cold sweat to the nightmarish sound of a little girl singing "He's Got the Whole World (in His Hands)". It's the voice of a girl he inexplicably allowed to live, 15 years ago.
He can't quiet the voice. He can't sleep. So he kills again and again to satisfy his voices. He soon realizes the only way to silence his demon is to hunt her down and do what he should have done fifteen years ago.
Debbie is no longer a little girl. She's grown to be a beautiful 21 year old author of cold case mystery books who is on a hunt of her own. Fifteen years ago, she survived a strange encounter with serial killer Garland Greene and needs to find closure to that chapter in her life and a closing chapter to her latest book.
Will Greene risk his freedom to find his lost prey? Will Debbie risk her life to find her lost killer? And who will come out on top when they finally meet face to face?
It has been years since the killers has struck Woodsboro and the town has completely moved on with it, Sydney Prescott arrives once again after finishing her new book "Survivor's Ghosts', expecting a very warm welcome with reporters and the crowd cheering, Syndey is horrified to see that no one is there to welcome her, that no one cares about her now, the spotlight had moved on, but she expected differently.
Sydneys then starts to take matters in her own hands and becomes the ghostface killer
>>67200315
kill all men.
a sudden unexplained plague kills all men and leaves only women behind, jobs everywhere go unfilled and society starts to break down/come to terms with losing all the men, sperm banks become the last source of repopulating the planet, but a schism in the remaining female population sees radfems go to war against sane women.
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
>>67200434
>>67200729
Avatar cross predator
3 movie epic
movie 1
>opening scene is beautiful scenery and all that jerk off bullshit to artists
>jake sully's son is running through the magical land of pandora with his qt blue bitch
>he gets ahead of them running
>she disappears
>he goes looking for her
>finds her bleeding to death
>she tells him to run
>he doesn't leave her, looks around
>sees glowing predator eyes about 10 meters from him
>runs
>we see invisible predator take to the trees
>jake sully's son is running away
>gets to a cliff and river
>decides to jump to safety
>as he jumps we see a spear get him through the chest
>pins the dead son to a tree and lets him bleed out
>cut to human scene
>brother of badass general is returning to pandora with an army to fuck up the blue people
>they shoot down a predator ship orbiting pandora.
>about 100 predators meet at the crash site and are pissed and prep themselves for war.
>humans land at old base camp
>set up perimeter
>jake sully and army of blue people approach
>jake sully and general talk
>jake is pissed general killed his son
>general does not know what the fuck he is talking about
>monkeys fuck off and prepare for war
>humans continue to build up base.
>500 monkeys investigate damaged predator ship thinking it was a crashed human ship
>they all get slaughtered by 100 predators. skinned alive, hung from trees etc. its brutal as fuck.
>jake sully and his army see this and get pissed, thinking it was the humans
>humans send out small force of 1000 men to fight navi
>massive fight happens
>you see predators watching from a distance.
>they see a human scout also watching the battle and decide to follow him, since humans fucked their shit up.
>movie ends with massive battle. only just won by humans.
>>67200315
Deadpool & Cable
Xforce
Dead2ool
>>67200866
Get an expensive high def camera.
Hire a few well known high paid actors.
Set in a rural location.
Shoot random scenes strung together that might seem like a story I guess.
Directed by Terrance Malick
>>67226248
movie 2
>human survivors just BTFO out of Navi
>they are returning to camp when the predators meet them halfway and kill them all.
>one predator is killed and left there
>humans investigate the slaughter
>find predator body, not sure wtf it is
>think its just some weird pandora animal.
>blame navi for attack
>predators now have locations of Navi and humans
>they slaughter a navi camp for food and for fun.
>jake sully goes to water na'vi people for help (muh underwater visuals, muh underwater theme scenes happen)
>some more bullshit trying to convince water people to fight.
>water people agree
>predators follow jake and realise water monkeys exist
>predators can't refuse a challenge and proceed to fuck up the meeting of the monkey people.
>wicked ass kicking scene happens.
>predators decide to leave once the navi leaders fucked off
>3 predators stay and explore the new world
>big fight between them and underwater people (one of underwater people is royalty)
>predators loose due to massive amounts of navi
>one predator self nukes the place
>this makes all navi untie (due to the royalty underwater monkey being the king's son or some shit)
>humans have established camp, and have established where there is a massive Na'vi tribe/city
>they prepare everything for war
>that navi city is mostly women and children
>the few men go to fight, to buy women and children time to escape
>movie ends with humans fighting brave warriors, who are joined by navi animals/ monsters who realise if navi die so will they (muh evil white man conplex, gotta appeal to hippy's and leftists or movie will be called racist and nobody will watch it.)
>they get slaughtered by humans, but do some damage to human numbers
>movie final scene is predators looking upon human camp and the few guards they left there, and the 80 or so predators left going invisible as they run toward the camp.
>>67226248
>>67226603
Jesus anon if you can't fit your shitty idea into a few sentences just give up
No one wants to read all of this shit
>>67226200
This is Y the Last Man, down to radfems being crazy antagonists
A Frankish warrior is cursed by a Saxon shaman to never be able to die and how he has to learn to cope with this. The first movie would go from when he got cursed to about the crusades and focus more on his anger at the wrongs that have been done to him. The second movie covers high middle ages to founding of the US and deals more with his sadness and depression. The third movie follows him from the war of 1812 to modern times and focuses on his acceptance. I got some more ideas for this and the characters if people are interested
>>67226603
movie three
>nobody knows who predators are
>humans think they are pandora monsters that navi hired out
>navi think they are human experiments or some shit
>predators capture human camp and scrap a ship to repair their own, and kill all the guards
>humans win the big battle from last movie
>navi refugees meet navi army, of both underwater fags and normal fags.
>talk about the horrors of what humans did
>navi get pissed and send out hunting parties to fuck up human scouts and shit
>humans establish themselves, small arc about human general dealing with people who disagree with why they should be there aka cowards
>he kills 3 guys who want to join navi
>predators take it chill and just watch the humans and na'vi kill each other. they find it humerous
>navi arc about the horrors of war, as they go to fight the humans and just find village after village being burnt to the floor, thinking its humans. but you see predator signs everywhere
>humans and navi go all out, and start attacking each other.
>this goes on for 2 days
>both sides are preparing for a huge final battle.
>fighting starts on a few different fronts, and flanks
>before they get properly into it, they hear somthing coming from the jungle.
>both sides stop fighting and are staring, they now realise the monsters (predators) that were fucking them up aren't aligned with either side.
>predator war chant can be heard from the trees.
>you see a few energy balls of death coming from the trees taking out either human war machines or navi mounted riders.
>out of nowhere 80 or so predators take out an entire flank of both human and navi warriors.
>they disappear back into the jungle
>humans regroup
>navi flyers follow them and try to get an ariel view
>they just get shot out of the sky
>human scouts (they ride dirt bikes) are ordered to follow them
>they get fucked up
>humans and na'vi have no idea how many predators there are.
>they are scared shitless and they have seen what predators can do.
>>67201278
I smell a wacky, coming of age sex comedy.
Basically a 9 hour William Wilson adaptation taking place in the modern era.
With all the following:
>rape
>murder
>more rape
>torture
>politics
>robots
>aliens
>Jews
>shadow armies
>super powers
>rape
>the Troubles
>war
>blood and gore
>PTSD
>rape
>skinning people alive
>child murder
>racism
>national security bullshit
>the IRS
>rape
>synchronicity
>destiny
>truth
>faith
>hope
>powerof love
>near death experiences
>God
>friendship
>mudslimes
>terrorism
>rape
>a lot more
It would never be funded so I'd have to make it with my own money plus the stunts and sets and production and effects and stuff would cost billions.
>>67226996
movie 3 cont
>agree to team up to defeat predators
>humans agree to mine peacefully and respect natives
>both sides go hunting for predators
>predators fuck up underwater fags city because it was undefended
>predators get cornered in a valley
>na'vi and humans move in for the kill
>massive hunting scene ensures. and both sides are hunting each other
>predators are loosing
>predator leader and 3 others remain
>enemy closing in
>they activate the timer on their nukes
>run in different directions
>predator leader stays there and goes mental just killing every other cunt who attacks him
>others just keep running and killing.
>eventually they all die, but the nukes are still going to go off
>nukes go off.
>kills human general, kills jake sully's wife
kills most of the humans
>kills lots of navi
>nobody knows what the fuck is going on or what predators were
>remaining humans realise they are stuck on pandora
>they all see the repaired predator ship above the nuked area
>they shoot it down
>it crashes
>humans and na'vi still have agreement, humans are going to wait for reinforcements and explain everything
>they start rebuilding their new world
>movie ends as you see some pandora animal exploring crashed predator ship
>it find a room
>pitch black with a few small lights around the place
>in the centre of the room is a green glow
>animal investigates glow
>alien egg
>as animal approaches egg cracks
Alien invasion movie where the big marketing behind it is that the fact that the aliens will defeat us. They have prepared against everything by studying us for decades. They have seen our movies, they have dissected us for this invasion. They have even found cure to diseases that we don't know exist yet. The whole movie is the cast trying to come up with a new idea to defeat an alien horde, but they have run out of ideas. A funny scene is when they ask Hollywood and they keep coming with ideas that the Aliens already countered.
>>67227281
lmao nobody cares lol
A comedy heist movie about the assassination of archduke franz ferdinand.
A mix between Deadpool's humor and fourth wall breaks and Hotline Miami's violence and tone and music is a movie i'd make
>>67226270
>>67227786
These faggots lmao
in a thread to pitch in movie ideas you both decided to pitch capeshit lol, thats like going on a buffet only to drink a bowl of gravy
The movie follows a famous portrait artist who worked through a fictional analogue of the late 1700s to early 1800s. He paints a lot of famous figures and he has to deal with the fact that some of his art is used for propaganda and he paints a lot of bad leaders. He befriends one of the less famous people he's painted and they are best friends for years until the protag betrays his friend in a momentary lapse of judgment (exactly what he does isn't all that important). After this point his art becomes more beautiful and yet more risky, with some of his subjects adoring his work and others hating it. Eventually he does the portrait of a king but the king despises so much his depiction that he basically gets blacklisted, from there on only painting portrait after portrait of his former friend that he was never able to reconcile with. He dies destitute and alone.
There's an epilogue showing that his works inspired countless artists and many of his works are displayed in major museums throughout the world. The "twist" and closing shot is that his most famous piece is one that he made of his friend only weeks before he passed.
OOGA BOOGA
a politically incorrect space opera starring 2 actors and nobody else
(think tyler perry's madea movies crossed with cloud atlas)
It is the year 2525.
Due to race-mixing, all humans on the planet Earth look identical. While most humans are happy, some smugly proud, to be one race, one man is unhappy with the lack of variety. He gets together a rag-tag crew of misfits to fly to space looking for fresh booty.
Oh shit niggers what are you doing? You do realize the Hollyjews lurk these kind of threads to get ideas for their blockbusters right. Hell I wouldn't be surprised if Adam Sandler is in this thread stealing your ideas.
4chan the movie.
Basically, if the boards were personified and the world was the entire internet. Sites are countries, so Tumblr invades 4chan and President Moot must rise up.
I only came up with this idea so people can come up with actors that fit the boards.
>>67228122
After a long journey, they reach a space station run by clones of a man with blonde hair and blue eyes. The clone's template, a descendant of Hitler (or at least an idolizer of him) oversees the whole operation. Recently, he discovered how to create a female clone. Since this was basically an accident, the template locks her away deep within the space station.
>>67228130
/r9k/ should be eggman, /tv/ should be aiden gillen.
>>67201278
Hey, I read that on Reddit too!
>>67228166
The crew overhears this and the rest of the movie is a rescue mission. They succeed, losing half the crew in the process, and blow up space hitler and all his clones. Though he is struck by her beauty, the protagonist doesn't want to have future generations to be without variety like he was. But he eventually gives into his own desires and assimilates the last white woman in existence.
(The mixed race actor will have final creative word on what's politically OK. This way I'm untouchable.)
Just make an R rated Warhammer 40K movie, and don't follow some autistic purist path where you explore the depths of a psyche's interaction with the warp, or some stupid shit. Make it a flat out action-war movie on a Forge World.
Just have a bunch of burly British guys on screen in a single squad fighting Orcs and Tyranids and Chaos and shit.
>Movie is one long take, but due to it being so reliant on CGI and shit, you could easily do this in faux mode with the ordinary movie going being none the wiser
>Starts in briefing room on Imperial cruiser
>Characterization between the squad as they go to arm up and get to the drop pods
>Ship shaking and shit but the camera never cuts to outside the ship; give it a claustrophobic feel as bulk heads are breached and crew are being sucked into space and shit around the Marine. Maybe even throw in some Orc boarders being repelled
>As the drop pods are launched, you get to see the ship and the overall space battle from outside, and see just how outnumbered and fucked the Imperials are
>Pods crash on the planet and the action immediately kicks on as the doors open, with millions of Space Marines and Imperial Guard fighting Orcs and shit absolutely everywhere. Try to make it the most chaotic scene even put to film, with the audience not knowing where the fuck to look at
>Movie keeps the break neck pacing as the combined Imperial forces have to pull back to a city on the forge world; film transitions into a en-masse chase scene with people dying left and right around the squad
>They jump into a Landspeeder, with the Marines trying to repel all the Orcs jumping onto the Landspeeder with chainsaws and shit
>Finale of film is a giant siege battle against the Forge City, with what's left of the Imperial forces being trapped behind the walls
>As the enemy breach the gate, Imperial reinforcements arrive. Everyone cheers thinking they are saved
>Last scene is just the planet being bombed into dust from orbit
>>67200539
K E K
>>67228446
>R rated Warhammer 40K movie
The core demographic of that is like 14/15 though.
>>67200774
this
>>67200315
Two words:Reboot.Iron Man.
>>67229410
Core demographic are 30+ year old manchildren with massive amounts of expendable income.
>>67229982
but that's 3 words
>>67200315
Nice try, mr. Shekelberg
>>67230202
Proper nouns used in conjunction with each other are grammatically counted as one word, if the full effect of one individual word does not convey the proper meaning. Eg in this case: "Iron" would not make any sense unless accompanied by the humanising moniker "Man" and vice versa.
A Period drama about the pursuit of science and astronomy at the end of the Victorian Era.
>1897, nearing the end of the Victorian Age
>Protagonist is an editorial writer for a Newspaper, who lives in Woking
>We see that he is trying to promote the sciences in the paper as the way of the future, to advance technology as a species
>His boss sees these endeavors as foolish, but the protagonist writer entices him with the prospect of mining on other planets, or even discovering alien civilizations, which his boss dismisses
>Travels to the local observatory in Ottershaw, whose chief astronomer is attempting to disprove Percival Lowell's bold claims of canals on Mars during the Earth-Mars opposition
>During an attempt to record clear images of Mars at it's closest point to Earth, the astronomer discovers a meteor, which he predicts will land in the nearby town of Horsell
>Recalling the prospects of mining extraterrestrial minerals, the protagonist leaves the observatory and reports back to his boss, trying to ensure the meteor will remain intact so it can be studied
>In a hurry, he takes on of the newspaper interns to draw sketches of the event as they don't have the time to set up proper photography at the landing site
>They arrive, and a crowd has already gathered, and the protagonist is shocked to see the meteor is geometrical in shape, rather than geologically abstract, and sends the intern close to draw sketches of the object
>The crowd disperses as the hear a hissing noise and the object begins to open
>The protagonist is horrified by what he sees and retreats, while others try to approach the opened hatch
>The shocked intern walks towards the crowd, with his back to the group of men closest to the meteor as they burst into flames
You get it, it's aWar of the Worlds
A crew on a journey in deep space come across a mysterious ship drifting. They board the strange ship and find the crew is all dead but the strange part is that the crew looks identical to them and the shipa is as well. They are all older and the ship is weathered.
It's like Breakfast at Tiffany's but everyone's dogs
I call itBarkfest at Tiffany's
A 29 year old dude with no friends or family gets cancer (think Jay Baruchel). The 60 year old (think Aunt May in Amazing Spider Man) nurse who helps him in the hospital befriends him and she tries to slowly figure out why he's such a loser with no friends. His cancer becomes terminal and they just spend the last couple days of his life just walking around and going on "dates" although their relationship iscompletely platonicHe's a 29 year old virgin who's only girlfriend was his high school love who killed herself because her dad was an violent alcoholic. His best friend died of drug abuse years later.
The nurse ends upnot having a family because her husband died of drunk driving because he became an alcholic because she was sterile and unable to bear childrenDude dies but the lady ends up learning a lot from him and she eventually adopts a troubled child and becomes a foster mom and an AA spokesperson.
Movie mostly plays like lost in translation where most of the running time is devoted to the two characters just talking and enjoying time with one another.
post theme: https://youtu.be/byVA-YfNxds
>>67224450
Sounds like Millenium Actress
>>67200434
>every 15 minutes the narrative is interrupted because Jackson has to duel some poor fag
An Albino and a Guy in a frog suit are hitmen. Their names are Felix and Pepe.
After taking out a hit on a local pimp the two begin to unravel a child-sex ring. Motivated by a strange mixture of Felix’s altruism, Pepe’s bloodlust, and their shared peadophiliac urges the duo cut a bloody path in their city's criminal underworld.
It’ll be direct by Roman Polanski and feature a synth-heavy soundtrack.
Nice try hack screen writer
A journalist interviews a man during his final stages of cancer as he tells his life story about being a black ops CIA agent that influenced Australian and US relations and assassinated key figures.
>>67231270
sounds pretty neat
Director?
A man in a Groundhog Day style loop is suddenly dropped out of it after a day full of murder and rape.
Police hunt ensues, he desperately tries to escape only to be shot down because of something that changed from yesterday.
>>67231452
Interesting idea.
First half is him coming to cope with the fact that every day repeats, so he does the day of murder, then the second half is him doing what you said.
Fund it, I know there are some hollywood people here.
>>67231270
One problem, the interviewer wouldn't be able to get this kind of information without having to go through some shit.
>>67231509
The main guy has to be sympathetic though, with a hunted animal/The Fugitive vibe.
>>67228446
I love this idea of a neverending fluid action movie that never really stopped and ended up being so balletic that it was this hypnotic art movie that integrated classical music (not pleb shit but like Brahms or something) in some scenes or a punk sequence. Some things in hyper realized color and some scenes will be dim as fuck. Almost like each 10 minute action sequence was directed by someone new. Like that one movie Four Rooms. This is the action movie of that. You might start inside a hotel and do Raid 2 but then as the action unfolds you bust loose and there is a giant battlefield outside, the main protagonist gets told to enter the last remaining starship and flies to space dodging laser fire and shooting planes in orbit then it becomes from a hotel kung fu movie, war movie, space fighting movie, then he lands inside the mother ship but they get invaded so he does some two blaster pistol style of combat shooting at aliens and just going HAM, of course the combat is super bloody and grisly, you could have Orcs and other alien races. The main protag would get dialogue in his helmet keeping the audience apprised of the various crisis scenarios and you'd see the action from any imaginable angle.
I am kinda wondering if that was made with Hardcore Harry, I guess we'll find out.
>>67206894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymMyhqSrsG8
then this plays at the end
>>67213978
sounds a lot like Bojack Horseman desu
>>67230304
m8, if there's a space between words it ain't one word
Comedy
A white guy want to marry a black girl but his parents are racist same for the girl's dad ,at the same time a hispanic dude (the white guy best friend) have the same situation with his asian gf.
The white guy is jew ,the Back girl is muslim , the hismanic guy is christian and the asian girl is budhist .
And they planned to have a commune ceremony.
A man who enjoy feminine penis start to think he is not so hetero anymore. The film is about him accepting that dickgirls are not men, so it is ok.
>>67232290
In the end they have a huge orgy and they get aidsfrok the black girl
>>67225138
Hilarious
>>67200876
Remake of : The Stuff
Part drama, horror. Think invasion of body snatchers meets Dawn of the dead remake.
Staring the Rock (i'm serious).
Film begins with boys daring each other in a small town (5k pop), they get bored and decide to go to the local excavation area. White stuff bubbles out of the ground, one boy dares the other with the group in another can eat a bit of it for 5 bucks. Kid says no group eggs him, he caves in and tastes it. Claims it tastes good, the others dont believe him and he reverses the dare. (scene ends)
Owner of property notices this and scares the boys away. He then decides to taste it. Upon tasting it he gets an idea to find out what it is. A days later a crowd of teens are tasting this goo, that has now become a small pool from the ground. Phone rings old man answers it and they tell him they do not know what it is but it is alive like yogurt and it has low calories, please send more. (scene ends)
Old man starts call folks telling them he has something they should try. Scene cuts to delivery trucks bring it to the supermarket. It is on sale for free as a trial.
Next scene, the Rock is on a yacht or office, someone tells him there is a competitor that has taken over 4 percent of his market in only 3 weeks. Everyone I've sent, has not called back nor I've heard shit from them and its sold out. I am going to give you a good offer, this product is still small, so just get me a sample and I will give you 20 million. The easiest money you've ever earned. Ok, says the Rock, but on my terms. Ok, what are your terms? I have a team of 3 we will gather information and a sample but you better deliver on your end.
Team is composed of an old man, a younger man and a woman (that can act).& some small arms (permit carry).
Each has their own personality.
People who have eaten too much of the stuff are slow, mumble and dazed. Withdrawal occurs body breaks down, teeth fall out, parts of skin, flesh, tentacles appear, and they become violent.
>>67232920
Film will go from slow build up to fast gore (think dawn of the dead first 20 min) In order to obtain good reviews, no nudity and each character has a motivation. Rock's character regularly calls his mom to check up on her.
All team members die except the rock.
A scene where people are eating the stuff from a giant pool, as others are dissolving next to them as a pipe pumps the stuff into a factory compound producing the stuff.
