>Lazy wife
>Promiscious daughter
>American son
>Shit job
What kept him going?
>>67197893
Hate
>>67197893
Psycho Dad
>>67197893
His sense of duty, actually.
>>67197893
being genetically hardwired to not kill yourself?
>>67197893
Quitting is for quitters.
He actually explains it in one episode.
This show defined my sense of humor.
Why is he wearing shoes inside?
>>67198052
Americans wear shoes indoors, shower before bed, and other weird things
It really is disappointing when your son is the same nationality as you. How did he cope?
>>67197893
he had his own tv show
>>67198082
I guess this is why my Dad refuses to talk to me.
>>67198082
This is why I'm happy that my wife's son is at least half black
do americans really live like him?
>It was possible to sustain a family, including a wife who spends money on many luxuries, in a two story home in a good neighbour, on the single salary of a shoe salesman.
Where have the good times gone?
>>67198110
JUST
>>67197893
The hope of a better future.
>>67198117
You mean leaving in a nice house in the suburbs with your family?
No he's actually very lucky.
>>67197893
his Big Uns' magazines
>>67197893
The thought of a nice long peacefulDeath.
My wife's son wont let me watch this because he said it's toxic masculinity and would be bad for me.
what did he mean by this?
>>67198307
He means that you should watch Girls and Orange is the New Black.
>>67198336
Oh ok I better do as he says then.
>>67198185
underrated post tbqh family
>>67197893
Sneaking down to the nudie bar once or twice a week.
>>67198193
on a shoe salesman's salary too
>>67197984
This.
>that feel when you find out the actress that played the hot skanky daughter had both her breasts removed because of breast cancer
>>67198166
america started eating.
>>67198193
they lived in a house, but they were still dirt poor
>>67197893
for Hondo
>>67197984
>>67200545
In the earlier seasons, sure. Post-NO MA'AM though they all pretty much turned into caricatures and he seemed to just flat out hate them.
>>67197893
>American son
jesus christ how horrigyindssadxzx
>>67197893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rYvSYRy570
This right here. He was a man.
>>67198079
a hot shower before bed can help get you to sleep alot quicker
>>67200582
It likely didn't even help. She would have done better with chemo, statistically.
https://youtu.be/oVygOBHV3HY
>>67200827
>>67201021
what a guy
>>67197893
Why you don't like Simpsons
>>67198052
because it's a tv show and they're on a set
Having a smoking hot wife.
>>67201298
but he never wanted to fuck her
>>67198079
>sweats all day
>doesn't shower before geting into crisp linen
you fucking uncultured savage
>>67197893
Spite, probably.
At least that's why I keep going.
>>67201373
>sweating
pleb
>>67201332
he did. once when she was working outside when he was grilling. it turned him on as hell.
>>67201373
>Exerting yourself to the point that you perspire
Poverty detected
>>67201402
>he doesn't exercise
>>67201298
>Having a smoking hot wife.
>>67201332
>but he never wanted to fuck her
>American son
What's bad about this?
>>67201425
I don't need to. naturally in good shape.
>>67201423
>>67201332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-8hl0KZQJw
>>67201332
But he knew he could any time. He didn't want to fuck her because she was lazy and always disparaged him. Peg represents the glory days of Al's youth. That and scoring four touchdowns in a single game.
>>67201459
>>67201423
>>67201490
After my ex being a total useless slob, I found myself attracted to practically any young woman with an actual job.
GOAT O'Neill role right here
>>67201389
underrated post
>>67201454
>posted by a skinny fat
Probably the mere fact that even though his life wasn't perfect, he had far more going for him than any of you faggot retards ever will.
>>67201540
>goat role
>not Glen, the intense donut shop manager from wayne's world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrOGeua94FM
>>67197893
ratings
>>67201633
Clearly you've never seen the episode of Miami Vice I'm talking about
>>67201578
you're just jelly you little bitch
>>67201424
>>Not Exerting yourself to the point that you perspire
skinny-fat detected
>>67201836
you're right, but god damn i love doing nothing and im not ashamed
>>67197893
FOUR
TOUCH
DOWNS
>>67201767
>using the word jelly unironically
>>67202112
>using the word jelly layered with irony
>>67202112
>unironically
End yourself, hipster faggot.
>>67197893
what does us
why killyourself? to others be glad about it? fuck'em
>>67202162
>using the word jelly without peanut butter
>>67200947
sounds its the opposite, after sleep a shower wakes you more up
>>67202191
>no good reply
>resorts to shit posting
go ruin someone elses thread
>>67202327
>shit posting
>go ruin someone elses thread
>>67197960
This
>>67202426
>he has to explain the joke
>>67200667
Married With Children turned to shit so fucking fast.
He actually loved his family, he just hated what he became and blamed them.
Watch the carwash episode.
