So I've finally watched the new Mad Max. A big FUCK YOU to all of you who have said its so amazing. Not only does your taste suck but you personally suck as well. I guess I can't stand mainstream Hollywood films anymore. Where is the story? The characters are stupid and suck. The movie is very well executed. It looks good. They knew what they were doing but the story falls so fucking flat. Even porn has a richer story. I rate Mad Max Fury Road a 5 because of the visuals. No one seems to care about a story anymore. If you want to watch a GOOD MOVIE watch Turbo Kid - fuck big budget films.
The main character doesn't say a thing for like 1 hour of the entire film. We don't really learn about the motives of the characters. So Mad Max was supposed to help some kids / abandoned them or didn't help them and now they are hunting them- he let them die. OH NOW HOW DRAMATIC! And they don't really explain this. So mysterious throughout the entire film. Now I REALLY WANT TO SEE A SEQUEL TO THIS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS STORY ASPECT- well fuck you, seriously. So we have an unlikely main character that gets raped for his blood and a white ghost duder who hunts a mysterious chick we don't know anything about who frees some random white chicks who got fucked / were supposed to get fucked by the main evil guy because...she is part of some feminist movement or some crap. All men are evil yadda yadda. So white ghost dude finally reaches femnazi chick, Mad Max fights the femnazi and wants to get rid of white ghost as well and then Mad Max teams up with femnazi and white ghost ALSO TEAMS UP WITH THEM. Mad Max HAD TO because he couldn't keep on driving otherwise - white ghost did it WHY EXACTLY? Later white ghost gets a boner for the red haired chick - I guess that is some character development yet I do not know why he just tagged along in the first place and WHY THEY LET HIM TAG ALONG. he was somewhat of an evil guy- being a dick to Mad Max and wanting to hunt down the chicks. The entire film is just so fucking stupid it hurts my head. I just don't understand why this was so big and so hyped and a lot of AWESOME MOVIES fall flat. HECK there are so many cheesy b movies I enjoy and where I am like BOY I WOULD LOVE TO WATCH THAT ONE AGAIN while with Mad Max it was like "okay I have seen it ONCE- that's enough for a life time".
>>67190413
If you went into Fury Road expecting a deep story and complex characters you're a retard. Like The Road Warrior, it's pure spectacle.
>>67190657
well those kind of movies suck. also a movie can be both.
>>67190413
>Where is the story?
Playing out right in front of your eyes.
>>67190413
>>67190634
Why did you watch Mad Max: Fury Road if you hate simplistic action movies so much? Mad Max: Fury Road's marketing made it very clear that it's a simplistic action movie.
>the characters are stupid and suck
insightful and eloquent criticism. kill yourself my man
Dont care I liked mad max.
I also liked TFA
>>67190786
hey fuck you faggot
>>67190634
>The main character doesn't say a thing for like 1 hour of the entire film.
How is that a bad thing?
>We don't really learn about the motives of the characters.
What? The motives are very clear. Max is an aimless wanderer who teams up with them because without their help he'll die, Furiosa wants to help Immortan Joe's wives escape his tyranny, Nux teams up with them because in a moment of weakness he developed a crush on the redhead.
>>67191082
>Nux teams up with them because in a moment of weakness he developed a crush on the redhead.
No, because he (repeatedly) failed the Immortan and Capable gave him a new sense of purpose.
>>67191197
That's what I meant to say but I worded it wrong. Thanks. Anyway, >>67190634 is an idiot.
>>67190413
Go to bed Beerstix. You're drunk.
>>67190413
>>67190634
>MUH DIALOGUE!
>WHY DIDN'T THE CHARACTERS STATE THEIR MOTIVATIONS?!
>I NEED EXPOSITION!
>FUCK THINKING!
>>67191336
>JUSTIFYING LAZY WRITING
>>67191398
>WHY DIDN'T EACH CHARACTER SPEND AT LEAST 5 MINUTES EACH STATING THEIR BACKSTORIES AND MOTIVATIONS?!
>WHY DIDN'T NUX SAY "I HAD LOST MY SENSE OF PURPOSE BUT YOU'VE GIVEN ME A NEW ONE"?! SINCE HE DIDN'T SAY NEEDLESS EXPOSITION I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND WHY HE HELPED MAX!
>THINKING HURTS!
>>67191398
No, lazy writing would've been characters spouting tons of unnecessary exposition to satisfy plebs like you. It seems like almost every modern blockbuster is full of hand holding bullshit, Fury Road is the first time in a long time we've gotten a blockbuster that cut that shit out.
>>67191082
>Furiosa wants to help Immortan Joe's wives
because?
>>67191852
She said she was seeking redemption, which implied she felt fallen after her time in captivity. As some kind of warrior in service of her captor, it's easy to assume she did more than a few things she didn't find ethical or tasteful.
Of course basic human empathy would have been enough of an answer and could have been left unsaid, but the movie actually gives us more than that.
>This thread
>>67190413
Written like a early 20's retard
Thanks anon.
>>67190721
>Waaa everything suck
Are you the critic?
>>67190413
The only two things you know about film are jack and shit.
And jack just skipped town
>>67190413
>Where is the story?
>>67193435
I really don't get these feminists who think Mad Max is misandrist. Max is portrayed as a decent man, he saved Furiosa tons of tons throughout the film and at the end of the filmNux saves them all by sealing the canyon shut.
>>67190413
You're too dumb for mad max, Holy shit
>>67190413
>Liking Turbo Kid over Mad Max
Holy shit, thought I was the only one.
>>67190413
I think Mad Max is a shallow movie that works as a theater experience only. I got it from YIFY and it honestly looked pretty shit watching it by myself
>>67193640
>>67193668
Trolling is a bannable offense
You forgot the carrot nose
>>67193435
go back to Tumblr
>>67193700
Whoops ; ^)
>movie completely about action shots is made
>austists rate it a 5 for too many actions shots and not enough character and story development
Bet you're mad John Wick didn't have dialogue either.
I think the main problem with this movie was the 40 minutes of driving in the desert and bad acting from most of the breeding wives. The action was amazing, but it just didn't make up for the borefest that was most of the movie.
>>67190413
>>67190634
/pol/ shouldn't be allowed to watch movies
Why did they speed up all the action? It looks stupid.
>>67193895
>I never saw the originals
>>67193895
>he's never seen a Mad Max movie
>>67190413
ty friend
>>67193740
Didn't I tell you to stop that in the other thread? I'll never understand how you can enjoy acting like a faggot. Even the newest of newfags don't get rustled by it anymore, so why?
Mad Max: Fedora Road is a fantastic stunt demo reel, but not a good movie.
>>67194179
LoL!! : ) : ) : ^)
>>67190413
>>67190634
I like it because they say stuff that would make sense in a situation. In so many movies, they have a main character that cares to know about stuff even though they shouldn't. I like this movie because Max doesn't want to listen to what happened, all he wants is a ride and a way to wander. Furriosa doesn't need to hear Max's story, all she needs to know if she can trust him. They don't need to talk about Immortan and his rise to power because it is assumed everyone except Max knows, and Max has zero reason to care about how Immortan came to power.
But they still had the backstory through visuals. Miller said he wanted a movie that anyone could put on mute and still get the story.
>>67190413
>>67190634
>I let outside opinions influence by opinion of a movie for months before I bothered to see it
>I allowed the idea of a movie get put on a pedestal, like I'm a retarded 13 year-old
>I watched a pirated rip of a movie a year after release on my laptop while playing vidya, then felt self-important enough to post a buzzword-riddled essay with BIG STUPID CAPS to illustrate the points I was failing to make with my writing ability.
>plz give me as many CNTL+F results for "(y" as possible to justify my belligerence
>>67190413
You are clearly a child. Fuck this, you suck etc. "I guess i cant stand hollywood movies anymore" arent you a special snowflake?Grow up faggot.
>>67190657
>nothing but red desert
>spectacle
Fury Road is 10/10 for me.
It's the first movie in a long time I decided to watch second time the next day. I only did that with movies like commando, total recall etc
>>67194179
No one gets rustled by the :^), huh? How odd, since, well...
You seem a bit...dare I say it...rustled, my friend! :^)
>>67197227
>all this pleb genreshittery in one post
lmfao
