Normie here, was thinking of watching a movie with the girlfriend tonight. Netflix and chill. Anybody got any suggestions? she's into sex and the city, Gilmore girls and that kind of shit.
screwed
Have you seen "Things that didn't happen" or "OP is a lying faggot"?
I think you might really like them both.
>>67188848
DAREDEVIL SEASON 2
If your girl can't enjoy a blind guy beating the shit out of ninjas, drop her immediately.
queen of earth
>>67188848
The Greatest Story Never Told
>>67188848
Tetsuo: The Iron Man, HOUSE, or A Serbian Film would be my recommendations desu. HOUSE in particular is sort of a chick flick so maybe start with that.
>>67188848
>normie here
>posts picture from the most autistic general on 4chan
nice try guy
bet you're going to watch a movie and jack off on your plastic surgery waifu pillow
>>67188848
Blue is the Warmest Color. Watch her see your dick put up a tent in your pants.
>Normie
>Has pictures of smelly Korean chinks on his computer or even knows what K-Pop is
Sure bro, and I'm the King of England.
>>67188905
you're fuckin dead kiddo
>>67189026
kek
put on something sexy, this girl put on "F is for family" when we were chilling. There's a sex scene with literal animated balls I looked at her completely shocked laughing and then I took the hint of why she had me over. Granted she was slutty so that kinda show fit for that, just put on whatever you think will work best for the mood that you want.
>>67188940
This tbqh senpai
>>67188848
Why is she making that little face? :/
>>67190416
She just saw your tiny disgusting dick.
>>67190458
That means she loves my tiny benis :3
>>67190516
Do you have autism? That facial expression is not a positive one.
>>67190688
Good evening Reddit
>>67190867
So yes?
>>67190885
Reddit pls go
>>67190942
Just like I thought. Hey, I always wanted to fuck a retard, would you be up to putting on a wig and letting me buttfuck you?
>>67190993
Try harder Reddit
>>67191019
So yes?
La Strada
>>67191048
You're not fooling anyone Reddit
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>>67191048
HelooOOOOOOOOOOO REDDIT!!!!
>>67191084
When do you want to meet? Can you have your handler drive you here?
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>>67188848
What's your game plan? Are you planning to fuck her before the movie, during or after?
If before, then some mellow stuff while you doze after jizzing.
If during, then some steamy stuff while you finger her pussy.
If after, then some blood pumping action thriller to get her survival instincts to breed going.
>>67191213
Thanks for all the (You)s. But seriously when do you want to meet up to fuck?
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>>67191335
And another one.
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>>67191417
And another one.
>>67188848
It's Such a Beautiful Day.
>>67188848
>all that fucking makeup
absolutely disgusting
Watch the Plane Scene on repeat for two hours.
