>mfw tarzan is going to be a live action film
>are you fucking serious
thoughts, /tv/?
At least he's white
>>67185651
Disney was forced to do that, otherwise they wouldn't be able to differentiate between Tarzan and the gorillas
Why does a guy who spent his life in the jungle have a gigantic chest that looks like he could bench press 315 pounds but not gigantic gorilla arms from climbing trees every day for decades?
>>67185651
>swede
>white
i'm more concerned about that serious looking live action jungle book they're making
>>67186368
And why would he shave his beard but not his hair.
>>67185622
What you guys think of the gorillas swinging from vines like the lemurs from the animated movie.
>>67186455
To protect his scalp and neck from the sun.
>tfw I don't know if this is bait or if people don't know that Tarzan has had hundreds of live action films before the Disney cartoon
tarzan not black
>>67186385
>sharing nationality with tarzan.
sweet
>>67186455
Better question is why does he not have any chest hair?
>>67185622
There have been quite a few.
Pic related was a real shocker when it came out. It was considered to be filth because the guy was shirtless.
>>67186409
I'm more concerned about not getting a boner in the theater when ScarJo shows up as Ka.
>>67186606
whoops, forgot pic.
>>67186546
there's no sun in the RAINforest you dolt
>>67186652
Anon...
Will Baloo be cgi?
>jungle man
>king of the apes
>zero body hair
I want the bodybuilding meme to end. If you go to the gym, you don't then need to shave your entire body
>>67186652
>>67186368
>>67186455
Because that's not what white female audiences want! Fuck your scientific logic!
I thought Tarzan X is the first live action tarzan.
>>67185622
finally a tarzan movie thank god
Based Iceman
>>67186868
But beards and chest hair are sexy as fuck and long hair is hit or miss.
