What food do you sneak into the cinema?
>>67181740
Spaghetti
>>67181740
kinda looks like the stuff i sneak into the cinema. but usually only sushi. theres nothing better than a plate full of sushi
I always take a coconut with me.
That way I get to drink and eat.
>>67181740
Last time it was a subway sandwich and a gatorade. Didnt finish the sandwich, so I ripped up what was left and threw the pieces all over the theatre
>>67181818
>not pushing that shit into that gap of the back and bottom of the seat
A bottle of Paul Mason.
I like to bring a bottle of ranch and some Doritos
>>67181740
crab legs
Unleavened bread and Kosher wine
>>67181916
>durum master race reporting in
you should consider switching, its a lot easier to sneak in a durum
>>67181740
Nigger wings
>>67181916
shawarma is better
>Bring in an onahole to masturbate with in theater
>So hyped and have Silver Linings Playbook as fap material
>A bunch of cute preteen girls in front that just make me want to wank it even more
>Whip my cock out and fill my onahole with lube
>Start fucking the hole
>Little bit if air escapes when pushing in, catching the attention of a few people
>Gets on everybody's nerves that they start getting out of their seats and looking around for the source of it
>Some leave in what I believe was to complain to the staff
>Finally climax inside the hole while Jlaw shakes her ass
>Throw the onahole into my popcorn
>Walk out with a giant lube stain on my pants
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