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>my body is ready for the updated, openly gay Xena.
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>my body is ready for the updated, openly gay Xena.
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>>67169153
>Ronda Rousey as lead
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Hot.
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Yes.
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Speculation my butt. Xena was always a lesbian. It's bad that they have to outright say it like it's somehow a new thing.
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she was always gay. why does everything need to be spelled out nowadays
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>blatant sex pandering show panders to gays.
i am shocked..
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>>67169153
She was always gay

They even had an "alternate reality" where her and Gabriel were openly gay, Literally no one cares.

It would be a whole lot more "progressive" if they brought back Hercules and made him an open butt pirate.

I just hope they don't bank on the gays watching this because Xena's whole appeal was the fanservice and guys thinking/fantasize they could bang her. Having her be a dyke might actually hurt that, or not, wtf do I know?
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>ywn be gabrielle

can callisto be bi?
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Is this gonna be on HBO or some other premium channel? Cause if not it's gonna be the boring kind of lesbians, not the hot kind.
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This is great news. Now I hope they cast someone at least half as hot as Lucy.
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>>67169248
>Xena was always a lesbian
Actually I think she was Bi, she had a lot of male love interests.
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>>67169153
It's not really like it was a secret that she was lesbo in the original. not openly tho.
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>>67169315
Well, it was those times. Everyone fucked everyone I guess.
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I'm pretty sure Xena was always bi.

Plus, was the show really that good when we remove our collective nostalgia goggles? I saw it as a kid growing up and loved the shit out of it. Rewatching as an adult makes it clear it wasn't that good. It's the kind of show you watch nowadays when there's nothing better on TV.

A 2016 reboot was going to be terrible regardless of the SJW insert or not. So I don't understand the shitstorm around it. It's basically a fucking unspoken rule, if you reboot something from before 2000, it's gonna suck.

Why the upset?
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List of things that made Xena good:
>Lucy Lawless
>Robert Tapert
>Sam Raimi
>Ted Raimi
>Bruce Campbell

Without these why even bother?
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>>67169153
>mfw people think this will empower women

just more fap material tbf
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>>67169351
I don't think anyone is upset?

Just tired because they're "OMG CONFIRMING XENA IS LESBIAN" when it's already entirely accepted she's lesbian or bisexual.
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>>67169351
>A 2016 reboot was going to be terrible regardless of the SJW insert or not.
This. I'm not even mad. Just sit back and enjoy the fact that Xena isn't an abbo with Gabriel being a gender ambiguous monster straight outta tumblr.
>>67169369
Also this. ESPECIALLY Bruce Campbell.
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nothing like bludgeoning the modern audience with a storyline done with subtely in the 90s
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>>67169351
>was the show really that good when we remove our collective nostalgia goggles?
It was Saturday Afternoon camp, it wasn't supposed to be good and oh boy did it deliver.
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>>67169351
>a tripshit is the voice of reason
time to leave 4chan for good, this couldn't get any worse
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>>67169389
stuff like that is a joke because they know over half their fans are pre internet guys looking for fap material.
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>>67169369
Xena was never good. It was a cheap TV series with hot leads to appeal to teenage boys.
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>>67169351
I actually saw a couple of episode recently and it was pretty decent.

Acting ranges from good to mediocre. Effects is of it's time, they do their job but still looks fake.

Also hades is a ton of fun to watch.
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>>67169389
*subtlety
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xena had excellent sets, costumes and action for a 20+ episode a season tv show

plus they even pulled off musicals
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>>67169382
Well, you gotta let the baby have its bottle. Sure it has an agenda, but so does everything done these days. You gotta cater to the minority audience.

Most of the time it backfires, so eh.

>>67169397
>>67169414
These days it strikes me as more of a comfy show than anything. This is probably the only show I watched more times in its entirety than Malcolm in the Middle, so there's that too.

As a kid though, it was my favourite thing ever. And the crossovers with Hercules were tits.
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>>67169463
>And the crossovers with Hercules were tits.
Absolutely. Hercules in itself wasn't a bad show either, it was just that the comparison to Xena threw it back a lot. But when the crossover happened it was great.
Then they went full retard and made a Young Hercules series with the Goose.
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>>67169463
>xena giving birth episode

the moment between herc and zeus was really emotional. made me tear up when i was younger.
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>tfw I watched Hercules but barely ever watched Xena because I thought it was for girls
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>>67169450
Bruce campbells character was the best.
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>it's a /tv/ loves Xena collectively episode

It's times like these when I forget about all the shitposting and the retarded political discussions and remember that you guys are basically regular people from my generation enjoying shit I enjoyed while growing up.

I love you all. Sometimes.
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>>67169533
Do you like it up the butt too?
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>>67169463
>these days
lol
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>>67169570

Faggot
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>>67169533
I felt the same way but that sweet sweet opening sucked me in every time.
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>>67169570
Gay
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>>67169570
Isn't it confirmed that /tv/ generally loves the 90s? It's a lot of nostalgia but the shows were so damn fun to watch. Now even the most lighthearted action show eventually becomes depressing as shit (I'm looking at you Marvel's Agents of Shield).

>>67169596
Underage.
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>>67169520
Fuck, you guys are quickly turning my opinion around on this. I'm remembering shit now and this is a lot better than I remembered the last time I watched it.

>Making me get all six seasons so I can binge watch them again
Monsters.

>>67169618
>We'll never have a lighthearted action series again that won't over dramatize everything

>>67169655
Spartacus was the closest thing yet and it had Raimi and Lucy involved. Coincidence? I think not.
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She was openly gay in the first series.
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>>67169153
FUCK SUBTLETY-America, 2016
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>>67169153
wait, she wasn't gay in the first one?
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it's nbc so it'll be cancelled
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>>67169699
She was Bi you fucktarded shitlord. She banged a whole lot of guys, willingly and enthusiastically.
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>>67169153

This isn't very newsworthy, she was pretty fucking gay in the original. I thought it was obvious.
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>>67169722
>She banged a lot of guys, willingly and enthusiastically
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>>67169687
>Spartacus was the closest thing yet and it had Raimi and Lucy involved. Coincidence? I think not.
And we got to see Xena's boobs. I don't know about you guys but my dick exploded. I had been waiting for almost 20 years to see them properly.
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>>67169153
It's like they didn't understand what made the original show work. It was much better when there was some ambiguity to her sexuality, having her be an openly gay lesbian takes out at least half the fun of the show.
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>>67169687
>>67169748
>heard she was gonna do nudity for Spartacus
>got mad because thought she was way past her prime
>even better than before
Lucy has no idea how aging works.
>>67169727
Good lord, my dick.
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Im ok with this
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>>67169767
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>>67169788
I agree.

This is the problem with LGBTs, no ambiguity is safe. If they aren't blatantly straight then they have to be raging homo and even if they are straight they're still probably bi.

The point of xena is it was never about intimate relationships.
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>>67169559
Why the fuck doesn't /tv/ allow sound in their webm's? stupid fucking shit.
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>>67169802
>dat file name
So into the trash has made it's way over to that site?
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>>67169845
You are wrong, though. In fact, I doubt you've seen a single film made by a lesbian.
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>>67169869
You gonna pay for it? Then shut up!
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>>67169570
Absolute degenerate
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post dream casts lads

xena - eva green
gabrielle - isabel lucas

callisto - teresa palmer
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>>67169961

Too old. They need younger actresses.
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>>67169869
Probably for fear of having more copyright law suits filed against the site AGAIN.

The ex-owner of the site wanted to sell the idea that soundless webm are nothing more than high quality gifs. Even tho in reality they are soundless video clips

Add sound to them and they become full blown video clips from movies and shows. Whats to stop an anon form creating a thread and posting a new episode of an HBO show that aired on cable an hour ago one webm at a time.

Sure it would take a few webms to post the full show but just like theose anons who do Storytimes of new comics on /co/ someone would probably do it on /tv/ with new show.
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>>67169351
I remember watching "Xena: The Warrior Princess" when I would get home from the after school program my parents made me go to because they worked until 5, the both of 'em.

I preferred shows that catered to a young boy like Columbo, Walker: Texas Ranger, and Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers.

Xena was good but it was hardly magnanimous.
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>>67169722
>getting upset over the sexual identity of a fictional character
>shitlord
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>>67170055
>Walker: Texas Ranger,
THAT SHIT WAS FUCKING GOLD
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>>67169961
Antje Traue for Xena

she's 35 though i guess, for reference Lawless was 27 when she started Xena

Evangeline Lily would work if they could get her
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>lesbian
She was clearly Bi on the show. I hope it's not overt because I liked the shows "campy" tone and I would like them to retain that feel

And who cares about lesbians ? I want to know if Zeus will transform into a goose and try to bang her ?!? Now that would be interesting
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>all these plebs thinking this is going to be sexy and not 60 minutes an episode of muh patriarchy
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>>67170190
But doesn't the original show start with Xena fighting a bunch of guys trying to take in girls as slaves? Isn't that enough?
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SURE
make every character a degenerate sinner
gays are what 2% of the entire population? it makes sense that all main characters are now faggots
progress!!!
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>>67170231
Now that they can get married they'll start reproducing like rabbits and soon they'll outnumber you.
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>>67170146
solid choice and taste anon, i think id take her over mine.

most true beauties who are smart enough to take care of themselves peak overall around 32-36. ignore the redditor. anyone who believes otherwise literally cannot into women.
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>>67170205
Enough what? Raimi's literally said the *only reason* to revive this show is to make the sexual relationship between Xena and Gabrielle explicit. That's going to be the driving force behind the show, so it's not going to be the old action adventure show at all.

Xena is introduced in Hercules and by the end of her episode there she's had a sexual relationship with him. Just watched a rerun today, Gabrielle marries a young man from her home village, loses her cherry to him, tells him she never knew what love was before, then he gets killed and she freaks Xena right out by how revenge hungry she's become. Yesterday's episode had Gabrielle crushing on the bible's David and being heartbroken when she finds out he's engaged. In this new series these plotline would begin and end with some "you're not my type" joke and a kick in the balls to any guy that persists.
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>>67170205
If its action/adventure camp like the original Xena and Hercules were the show stands a chance.

On the flip side they could and likely will try to go GoT for cable tv serious and completely buttfuck themselves
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>>67170270
>Enough what?
Enough of fighting the patriarchy.
>>67170279
Well at least the original will still exist.
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Wasn't Xena always bisexual? You know, the whole using men as playthings to sate her appetites and appreciating women both in and outside of the bedroom for their beauty?
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>>67169882
What does fuck does that have to do with anything? It just has to be some SJW nut, gay or not pushing some stupid agenda on an already established character.

And honestly I don't know if I have because I really don't give a shit about the fucking directors sexuality. Who the fuck would?
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>>67170299
xena was a complete degenerate the entire show is her redemption.
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>>67170299
I think the point is it was never really the focus of the show.
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>>67170299
Yes, she was always bi. There was never any doubt about it.
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>>67169260
>she was always gay. why does everything need to be spelled out nowadays
Exactly this.
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>>67170299
Both Xena and Gabrielle have both romantic and sexual relationships with men throughout the series, but they traveled together so they must have also been secretly scissoring the whole time.
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>REMEMBER THAT COMPLEX, MULTI-FACETED CHARACTER FROM THE ORIGINAL? WELL NOW SHE ONLY HAS ONE ATTRIBUTE: GAY
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>>67170299
pretty much, I distinctly remember her riding the Ares train on more than one occasion. Think Karl Urban too
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>>67170341
>>REMEMBER THAT COMPLEX, MULTI-FACETED CHARACTER FROM THE ORIGINAL? WELL NOW SHE ONLY HAS ONE ATTRIBUTE: GAY
And this.
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>>67170341
>>67170365
B-but society is more progressive now!
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>TV lesbians

I have no bad things to say about this new trend
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>>67169869
Ironically enough the first and only time I actually heard webms with sound on this site was in a /gif/ Xena webm thread. Every single webm had sound. If you clicked on it on the page there was no sound but if you opened the webm in a side tab it had sound.
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>>67170146
Holy shit yes!

>>67170341
She always liked girls but now that they feel the need to make a point of saying "XENA IS A LESBIAN" as part of the marketing I worry we'll see a bunch of forced bullshit and dumbing down of her character into G A Y - The Character (which also makes absolutely no sense from the supposed progressive standpoint of sexuality not being a big thing, you like what you like)

In the absolute worst case, at least there will be qt girl love scenes if nothing else
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>>67170237
not likely
but the GROSS over representation in media will have an effect
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>>67170513
>the supposed progressive standpoint of sexuality not being a big thing
Are you fucking high?
>at least there will be qt girl love scenes
That would risk titillating straight men, so it won't happen.
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>>67170513
>upposed progressive standpoint of sexuality not being a big thing, you like what you like
But that's not it. The point is that you have to make all those things YOUR IDENTITY so that frogs have something to argue about with each other while being boiled.
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>>67169881
>He found the image on Google Image search
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>>67170635
>Are you fucking high?

What do you mean? I'm criticizing the hypocrisy of SJW's and flamboyant gays who claim that they're the same as everyone else and sexuality shouldn't be a big deal, meanwhile they have parades which involve acting as stereotypical as possible whilst walking down the street with a dildo horn strapped to your forehead. Also the way gay relationships are forced down people's throats in various types of media, It doesn't feel natural or well done whatsoever

I'm a bifag, if that matters
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>>67169153
>woman warrior
>there's not way that she is not a lesbian
Fuck, I hate that Hollywood crap.
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>>67171077
I prefer it over "strong independent white woman who needs to be blacked daily"
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>>67169333
fucking roman degenerates
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>>67170299
Now that you mention it, Xena's relationships with Lao Ma, Gabrielle, Akemi, and M'Lila were all definitely treated as more beautiful and wholesome than any time she was with a man.

She seemed to have very little "interest" in guys BESIDES banging them, if that makes any sense.
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>>67171152
Literally me
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>>67171144
fair enough
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>>67171152
I want to put both of those ladies in shibari and suspend them from the ceiling so they're facing each other and get to kiss!
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Gabrielle is cute! CUTE!!!
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>>67171147
>Roman

Although having 0 interest in the opposite sex has pretty much always been seen as somewhat of an evolutionary failure, sleeping around with whoever was commonplace in a ton of cultures not influenced by abrahamic religion
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>>67171077
It's always been a thing in media that "tough, competent and decisive" are gay traits and a straight woman should be completely helpless

Career related
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>>67169153
never cared about Xena shit, they better reboot Airwolf
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>>67171241
Forgive me, I meant degenerate Greeks.
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>>67171285
Or Celts
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>>67171152
So Xena's two favorite things are women and dicks

Tranny Gabrielle incoming
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>>67171288
goddam sheep fuckers
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>>67171252
It would have been nice to see Rodriguez in a more fun loving type of role instead of always the butch bitch.
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>>67170019
/wsg/ has webm with sound
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>>67170019
size and limit constraints
>ex-owner
the cuck has a name mate
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>>67169153
why can't Xena be the pansexual like the original
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>>67171516
>pansexual

Stop using snowflake memephrases, It's called bisexual regardless of how interested you happen to be in one gender or the other (It doesn't matter, you do not need an unique label and there is no way of knowing whether or not you are equally attracted to both sexes at all times)
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>>67171516
Because that's not progressive enough, having sex with men gives men power over women because muh patriarchy.
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>>67171562
Giving men power is fine as long as the ones being empowered aren't white
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>>67169727
they got away with some much back then and i don't even remember this happening
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>>67171572
Oh, but if it's a white woman having sex with a black man then it's the black man who is being oppressed by the patriarchy.
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>>67169727
Oh lordy
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>>67169699
at the end she was in a lesbian relationship but Xena fuck anyone and anything she wanted. Gabby was like her FWB and then they became a couple
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>>67169767
Xena was down for anyone along it was good sex and some how i'm not remember all these lewd stuff that happen in the original series
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>>67169533
wow was your family super religiousness or ran by women. no offense to feminist I have cousin that's 6 and his mother won't let him watch or play with any girly things.
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>>67170055

Xena was like ren & stimpy it was suppose to be a kid show. Xena would be on saturday in afternoon after cartoon and after Hercules. Then Xena got a night slot
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>>67171924
Lots of boys learned to fap on Saturday afternoons then.
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So, they are going to make strong, athletic warrior woman into a dyke? This is so progressive I want to cry.
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>We just cannot watch anything without people working behind-the-scenes to shove their SJW bullshit into everything

>everything has to shove the party's social messages down everyone's throats

Sad.

No wonder why I am watching less TV and fewer movies than I used to
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>>67171994

It's actually regressive, turning a Bisexual woman into only a Lesbian. That's discriminating against Bisexuals. But then Homosexuals hate Bisexuals because they can have it both ways and so apparently cop-out of the stigma of being gay or something.
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>>67171559
i only use that term because she fucks everything gods, humans you name it
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>>67171936
well depends xena came along when i was 6 and i was certainly wasn't fapping
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>>67172041
>cop-out of the stigma of being gay or something.
that's only for bi women. bi men don't get that pass.
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>>67172041
I was more of noting how stereotype it was.

I don't remember actual show this much, certainly not her sexuality, though I think she was pregnant at some point?
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She was lesbian but it was subtle and sexy. Now its gonna be that forced and boring PC agenda.

Another show ruined by Jews
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>>67171562
Xena is progressive she doesn't give a fuck and fucks whoever she wants and beats up men and patriarchy in process
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>>67172048
>tfw you'll never fuck a God
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>>67172126
She fucked or fell in love with multiple dudes over the course of the series as did her GF.
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Yay more faggot propaganda! Because real life lesbianism is like the shit we see on tv!
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>>67172194
>feels sad anon
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>ywn be Gabrielle
>ywn follow a Warrior Princess around, chronicling her deeds, cooking for her, bandaging her wounds, cleaning her armor, sharpening her weapons, massaging her tired muscles and generally being used as a snuggle toy to keep her warm at night
>ywn constantly be kidnapped or put in mortal danger and then witness her murder 25 guys + a monster or demigod just to rescue you
This is my least favorite life
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>>67172025
>No wonder why I am watching less TV and fewer movies than I used to

People are watching less movies and reading less comic, probably exactly because of the SJW nonsense.
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>>67172841
>tfw no gabrielle gf
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>>67172851
>because of the SJW nonsense
>not the fact that for the past 8 years there have been like 5 identical superhero movies coming out every year

Even autists need some new gimmick once in a while.
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>>67172841
Fuck this shit
Brb I'm gonna kill myself and reroll
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>>67172909
Gabrielle is for raping.
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>>67172909
DEM MUFFS
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>>67172841
>>67172909
just throw me into an active volcano already ;_;
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>>67169153
Shit I'm so glad everyone here doesn't care, I never saw the show just played the ps1 game a lot so idk anything about

All over twitter and tumblr it's being celebrated as though it's some victory against toxic male nerd fandoms

Turns out it's not even unexpected, literally just hamfisted now
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Please could you help me fellow traveler, bandits stinged me with a paralyzing arrow, could you get the antidote from my bag nearby... h-hey why are you unbuttoning your pants for?!
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>>67172909
Gabrielle will never sit on your face
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>>67173386
( ._.)
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>>67173386
thick
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>>67173428
what is she holding here?
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>>67169961
>teresa palmer

She's not crazy enough. Or at least not the same type of crazy original Callisto was.
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>>67173447
my dick
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>>67169153
In b4 only men are the bad guys
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>>67169211
She is too old.
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>>67173428
>looks up Renee O'Connor
>finds her facebook page with recent photos
>fantastically un-JUSTed appearance

Oh thank god.
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Any woman who does something even slightly "masculine" must be gay. Nice to see that they're breaking the stereotypes
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>>67173483
fuck she is perfectly THICK
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>>67169961
Just pinch the iZombie cast to make iXena:
>Peyton - Xena
>Liv - Gabrielle
>Blaine - Ares
>Ravi - Joxer
>Babineaux - Caesar
>Major - Autolycus
>Rita - Callisto
>Bozzio - Ephiny
>Drake - Borias
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>>67171266
Fuck all that. Paul Avon still has the rights to Blake's 7 - let someone throw scads of money at him, please.
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>tfw no remastered bluray edition
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Powerpuff Girls real actors film with lesbian buttercup when
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The important thing is that Felicia Day gets a good role
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>>67169767
>BLACKED
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>>67173729
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>explicit gay instead of implicit gay
Fuck the reboot
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>>67173715
pls no
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>>67173715
DROPPED
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>tfw no qt gabrielle gf
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>>67173849
What are you talking about? She's qt af senpai.
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>>67169276
Kevin Sorbo's head would explode if he had to play a gay man.
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Why not make her trans to go full 2016
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>>67169276
Lesbian porn is very popular, mate. It's 100% women and 100% less penises and still all the sex one can need to see.
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>>67174089
This won't be porn or even erotic, you can count on it.
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>>67174162
If they just make out or flirt, that'd be hot enough.

I probably won't watch it, but I'm sure action girl love show would sell.
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>>67174182
>If they just make out or flirt
They won't, it'll all be soulful looks and long talks about how much strength they get from eachother.
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Cast them
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>>67174230
Are those trannies?
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I can almost guarantee she'll be black, too. I'll be back to laugh when I'm right.
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>>67174288
WE
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>>67169211
Has nothing on based Lucy FLAWLESS
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>>67174230
But who's the dom
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>>67169351
>we

Theres no "we"
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>>67174288
>Gabrielle is still white
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>>67169704
COME ON ITS THE CUNTRENT YEAR
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>>67170237
Kek
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>>67174666
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>>67173917
pls murder me
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>>67169153
>Nussbaum
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yeah...I was a very small kid watching this and I even knew she was either bi or gay. The social aspects were was different back then so it was implied but never stated. Think about it, the Friends lesbian kiss, the Ally Mcbeal kiss, ellen show.
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I hope there will be enough bondage stuff
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>>67169153
as long as she's attractive and is played by someone who isn't an incompetent nobody i'm fine
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>>67177971
>sweetingman.jgp
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>>67170019
/gif/ and /wsg/ have sound webms with 4mb size limit
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>yfw another Joxer episode
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>>67178639
>Joxer gets hit on the head
>birds start tweeting
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so will they cut out the fact she had a son?
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>>67178845
>gay women can't get pregnant
what does one have to do with the other?
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>>67178878
>that time when Callisto got Xena pregnant
Show got weirder as it went along
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>>67169369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awxz-8XR938
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>>67169351
>was the show really that good

It's good in the same way that Adam West's Batman is good.
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xena was shit
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>>67178845
They will cut out the several romances, affairs and one-nighters Xena and Gabrielle both had through the course of the series.
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>>67178970
>both had
Name two men Gabrielle had sex with.

No, Dahak doesn't count.
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>>67178970
It will be a completely different show. It's a reboot.
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>tfw they will never reboot swat kats and make t-bone and razor trans lovers looking for meaning in a challenging world
Why live?
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post your potential actresses for Xena and Gabrielle
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>>67179150
pls no pig faces
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Frasier was literally the only show to do gay people right.

Prove me wrong.

Pro Tip: You can't.
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>Gay Xena
She'll still bang dudes. Lesbians don't exist on TV
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>>67169211
Gross
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>>67179269
Because lesbians are the black people of homosexuality.
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>>67171630
>at the end she was in a lesbian relationship

what? I never watched the final season
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>>67179027
Perdicas. She marries him, loses her virginity to him, tells him she knows what love is thanks to him. Then Callisto murks him.
Can't think of another time she fucked, but she did crush on other men, was heartbroken when some dudes died, was disappointed when she found out David was betrothed, kissed Iolus.
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>>67179236
What?

Frasier had gay actors, but it had zero gay characters, didn't it? Everyone was quite hetero
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>>67179069
I know, but some people in this thread seem to think it's going to be the old show with some Blue is the Warmest Color scenes thrown in.
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>>67179314
>loses her virginity to him
Unless he hung the bloody sheets out we have no way of verifying it. Stop posting this now.
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>>67179334
Patrick Stewart and one of Frasier's bosses were.
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Xena has the best character arc on a tv show ever

Prove me wrong
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>>67179342
if it wanted to be a hit it would
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>>67179334
There was always jokes that Gil was gay. And a few characters that would be the focal point of an episode.
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>>67179363
>Unless he hung the bloody sheets out we have no way of verifying it.
I'm going by the fact that she specifically said to him she'd never been with a man before and asked him if he was with a woman before, and that after this conversation they fuck. If she was lying then it just proves the point she was with other dudes, doesn't it?
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>>67169153
Degenerate women ruining our beloved television.

It's their fault this country is in bad shape.
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>>67179434
She's a woman, of course she was lying.
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>>67179396

That's a really nice jump
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>>67179396
I forgot how fucking ridiculous that show was
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>>67179462
Then as I said, she gets the D.
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>>67179363
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>>67169153
How edgy and progressive!
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>>67177971
Damn, I always forget how great the costume design was in the show.
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>>67179672
>being gay is edgy
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>>67179763
being gay is a meme
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>>67179757
half the crew went to do lord of the rings around season 5
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>it's a crossover episode
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>>67179810
I once read a fanfiction where Seven forced a female ensign to eat her corny dumps.

Worst day of my life. Left me impotent for nigh on a year.
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>>67179810
all that jacking off in the 90s and I never knew this picture existed ( ._.)
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I just want this stupid fucking reboot to hopefully usher in a BluRay remaster of the original.
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how did they find someone who actually looks like a cross between xena and callisto?
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>>67179810
Needs more Scully. And lets throw is Sabrina the Teenage Witch for good measure.
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>>67179868
>mfw porn will never be harder to get, resulting in a more fulfilling fap
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GOAT episode coming through.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUuBQvHDjmk
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>Breitbart

Literally right-wing Kotaky
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Used to watch this show out of order on tv when i was younger.

That fucking "after-life" episode really weirded me out. Tho Demon Xena vs Angel Gabriel was pretty cool.
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>>67179852
I believe you're referring to Voyager Uncensored by Scatwoman. By the end of the series, every woman in the Federation has a toilet slave

I posted it on /tv/ ages ago
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>>67169153
She was pretty gay in the original series
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>character is gay
>Breitbart has to make an article about it proclaiming it to be the end of Western civilization

anyone who frequents that site should be banned from posting here. You're actually worse than tumblr at this point
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>>67181897
I don't think political ideology changes if it's a stupid way of selling the reboot
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>>67181955
The character was gay in the original series, they just couldn't broadcast that fact as openly because the politics of 90s television was different
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>>67169533
wtf is hercules
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>>67169153
>openly gay Xena.
AWW YISSSS
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