What the fuck happened?
>>67168125
people ate up the bullshit in 2 so bay attempted to see how much he could get away with.
Keep in mind TF1 is a solid 6.5/10 movie.
The rest are all below 3/10.
>>67168125
I wanted to see cool giant ass robots fighting,was not disappointed
bay decided to let some intern direct the first half of the movie
the last half is great
>>67168125
Comfy as fuck movie. especially the last half. This is my guilty pleasure movie.
YOU GOT THE TOUCH.....
>>67170424
Did that actually play in the movie? Was it the shitty new version?
>>67170461
No. The Bay movies use Linkin Park.
>>67170960
Just checking. Man those fags really dropped the ball, why not a high energy song instead of that Nickelback shit.
I unirinically enjoy Transformers 1-4.
>>67171237
Transformers 1-4 were very entertaining
>>67168125
1 is far superior
2 and 3 were still okay (2 has one of the biggest explosions in movie history, and 3 has a giant effing robo worm)
but adding wahlberg was too much....should have stopped after three
>>67171764
What's the explosion in Transformers 2 ? In the desert at the end ?
>>67171794
yeah
http://tformers.com/transformers-bay-makes-it-into-guinness-book-of-world-records-for-biggest-explosion-on-film/11830/news.html
1 was great, simple comfy action flick
2 was crap
3 was better than 2, but lacked the simplicity that made 1 work
Haven't seen 4
Three was fucking fun. Much better than the mess that was two. Good human characters, great villain.
>>67171881
4 is just insanely long. If you liked 1 for its simplicity, you'll fucking hate 4
Can someone explain to me what was bad about Transformers 2? I liked it just as much as the first one.
It might be because I haven't seen it in years, but I don't remember it being as bad as 3 and 4.
>>67171794
start at about 3:15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Of4pIOCLc0
>>67171923
>>67171923
>Mudflap and Skids
>That mexican guy
>Robot Heaven
>Turturro
It was basically half Michael Bay movie and half Adam Sandler movie
>>67171939
and here's a cloooose up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4b4ALHutns
>>67171948
>>Turturro
He was in the first one, just more annoying here.
And you forgot robo-balls, Autobot ghosts have been watching Spike for what a year, DUDE WEED LMAO, African tribesman opening for no reason, that stupid father-son scene that was almost word for word ripped from Armageddon but even worse.
>Be Megatron
>Try to fight for your race's survival, even trying to form a pact with Sentinel Prime, a key leader in the force opposing you.
>Terrorist scum steal the Allspark, the only thing that can give life to new members of your species and jettisons it into space.
>Try to retrieve, get frozen on some shithole planet.
>Revived thousands of years later, terrorist autobots back again to fuck things up. They try to kill you and the Allspark all in one.
>Come back to life anyway and try Plan B - draining a sun to ensure your species survival.
>Get cucked AGAIN by Autobot leader Optimus Prime.
>Get tired of this shit, resign yourself to exile.
>Sentinel Prime comes back, offers a chance to help your race live again.
>Teleport your planet close to slave labour force of peasant primitives.
>Optimus 'Jihad" Prime cucks you again and actually destroys your home planet this time.
>You put aside your differences and help him defeat Sentinel Prime. You offer a truce.
>Optimus rips your head off with your spine.
>Come back again as a new digital Transformer that looks like a cheap toy.
>Fuck everything.
>>67171943
Fucking kekkers
>>67168125
Bay made another fun film
daily reminder that if you genuinely hate any of Bay's films, you should kill yourself right now
>>67172145
Even Pearl Harbor?
>>67172158
yes, the only thing really wrong with it was it was based on a historical event
1 >>>>>> 2 > 4 >>> 3
>>67168125
Muh only 2 disappointments are
1.being mean to Bumblebee
2. not actually transforming
>>67171923
After Optimus gets killed, the remaining autobot cast is shit. The first half is fine but it falls apart badly.
