>I fucking drive.
It's just unnecessary, is all.
>>67152635
lol
but seriously one of the best movie of all time.
>>67152655
I even have the jacket, I wore it once in college and then got so embarrassed once I realized what the fuck I was doing I never wore it again.
>>67152672
pic or never happened ;^)
>>67152635
Is this the /timesyouactedlikedriver/ thread?
>>67152704
sup faggot?
>>67152635
>almost five years since this came out
Realizing that just makes me want to die.
>>67153215
Timestamp
Holy shit. It is amazing to think that it was five years ago (half a decade ago) that "Drive" came out.
>>67153595
GET BTFO
>>67153749
Magnificent
>>67153749
Pls b in Fullerton
>>67153749
Nice
>>67152672
I love you. How classic /tv/
>>67153749
yours looks more like a cushion than the actual coat.
>>67153749
>not getting a taxi licence
>not wearing this every day to work
>not enjoyng all that pussy and tips
>>67153215
>>67153749
At least you're sorted for fancy dress parties.
>watch Drive with friend
>calls me up one day to pick him up and drive him somewhere
>preparing, I put on a cool jacket, put on some gloves (cool) and quickly download the OST of Drive
>I drive up to his place
>he is waiting, along with two girls, one of whom I remember from back in high school but never spoke to
>I greet them with a slight nod, but don't say a word as they come in
>friend is smiling, doesn't laugh though, so as not to break my act
>the girl from high school sits in the passenger's seat; I always had a crush on her
>she starts talking to me
>I always take five seconds before answering her questions as shortly as possible
>we just drive silently, while the OST is playing
>next day, my friend says the girl was asking about me a lot
>"Really? What did she say?"
>my friend doesn't respond because he doesn't exist
>I have no friends
>there were no girls
>I stare at the ceiling of my bedroom
>>67155366
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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>>67155336
You think it would be badass, but then you realize that the only human being in the world who can pull it off is the goose, literally the jacket was made for him.
>>67155423
As I said, just save it for costume parties
In that context, people will think "that's fucking awesome, I loved that movie". In every other context they will think "what a fucking loser"
>>67155366
>next day, my friend says the girl was asking about me a lot
>THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT YOU BOY
>>67155366
I personally wrote this three years ago.
It's so weird to see it now as a copypasta.The ending was different, tho.
>>67155481
Costume party? Im not a normie.
>>67155481
how much did you pay for it?
>>67155548
What was the og ending?
Times when you drove thread? Times when you drove thread!
>couple of years back when gf was still studying in university
>went to pick her up
>had the driver mood, had my toothpick, aviator sunglasses etc
>wait for her in the car
>see her coming
>"hey anon! Glad you came! Oh, I have a favour to ask, can we give a lift to a couple of my friends, they will be right out?"
>...
>anon?
>I point at the torpedo were the clock is
>"they got 7 minutes, no more, no less. In that time, I'm theirs. When those 7 minutes are up, I'm gone for good"
>gf stares at me with a retarded smirk, not getting on my real human bean level
>"ehm... Okay anon"
>we wait in the car
>time is almost up
>see a boy and a girl jogging lightly to my car
>gf waves to them
>time is up
>the fuckers almost grab the door, but a deal is a deal
>I floor it and storm away right in front of them
>gf goes cathatonic and then ballistic
>"OMFG ANON!!! You are some kind of special breed of dick blah blah bla yadda yaddda! Etc.
>I just calmly stare at her, smirk, and turn the volume up, driving into the sunset while she rages
>speakers sing "there's something about you booy..."
>I drive
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>>67153215
Send it to me nigga. I'll wear it every day.
>>67155620
Are you literally telling me you've never been invited to a costume party?
I get invited at least once a year (Halloween) and can never be bothered to come up with a costume
The only time I could be bothered was when me and my mate went to a party dressed as 118 118 (pic related if you're unfamiliar). After the party we jogged home, drunk, yelling "GOT YOUR NUMBER" to everyone we passed
>>67152635
Whats unnecessary? Driving?
>>67156910
smirked
>I am become the drive.
What did he mean by this?
>>67157011
Yeah I've been invited, it's just I never pick up the phone anymore so noone tries to call me anymore, fucking normies.
