>Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!
How did he know what a menu even is?
>>67150476
Tolkien logic
>>67150476
he's the chef, obviously
>>67150476
he was the prancing pony's chef before sauron called draft
>>67151479
> he thinks Tolkien write this line and not Peter Fatson
fucking filmfags
>>67151570
Plebs have no appreciation for Mordor's fine dining.
>>67150476
Nice Maisy pic.
Why were the uruk hai afraid of the three fellowship members chasing after them? They had a shitton more people
>>67150476
someone's gotta feed them
and that means there's a menu
>>67153105
Ew just ew.. why wud u make an attractive person ugly?
>>67150476
Sauron's Ruth's Chris' Steakhouse you dumb faggot asshole
>>67151570
>>67154082
I like
>>67154077
>attractive
>>67154082
>>67154082
Hasn't even read the chapter of The Silmarillion about Mordorian fine dining franchise restaurant culture.
>>67150476
>implying they don't have restaurants in Mordor
Don't believe everything you read, kid
Why wouldn't an orc know what a menu is?
They're cultured enough for a concept as simple as that.
Or are you implying menus don't exist in Middle-earth?
>>67150476
Top - fucking - kek!
