this is absolute garbage compared to the first one, how did they fuck up so badly
>>67147489
You aren't 14 anymore.
>>67147489
I work for a cable company and an old black woman actually rented this movie through PPV 17 times in one month.
>>67147527
Everyone loves Eva's tits
Post Eva Green tho.
>>67147489
It was the same story.
The sex scene was pure kino
>watching it in theater
>start mastubating at the eva green sex scene
>was not going to cum but i can't control myself
>Scream "Yuhg" in a shrill voice
>cum on the obese man beside me
>i thow my drink at him 2 seconds after praying he won't notice that i came on him
>I mumble sorry and run away, stumbling on people feet
>some teens throw popcorn on me
>i go out and hide in the woods because im afraid the cops are coming for me for 2 days before i return to my basement
I thought it was okay. Was never going to be as 'badass' without Leonidas or the Spartans but it was solid.
>>67147652
cool
Eva boobies
>>67147489
By thinking there should be a sequel.
The first one was awful too.
Post tits.
>>67147489
No impressive villain.
She [whoever the hell the main villain was supposed to be, I can't remember] wasn't seductive, she was a scorpion and the viewer knew it from the get go. Her tactics were transparent.
>>67147707
pretty much
I like the original and this was okay
>>67148118
fuck you. 300 is pure kino
>>67147489
That fucking horse scene.
Whn you make a scene too ridiculous for 300 you know you dun goofed
At least i saw Eva greens tits in 3D so fuck you.
Snyder didnt direct it.
>>67148160
Eva Green was playing Artemisia I of Caria.
