What would you use the Holodeck for, fellow crewmen?
>>67133959
I wouldn't step foot in that thing.
If I was brave enough, I'd actually "ARCH", then walk out and turn off the program from the outside.
rape simulation
>>67133959
An exit.
>>67133959
I'd use it to make a world where I'm happy. Then I would kill my holodeck self and take his place to see how long it would take the happy world version of his friends and family to realize someone has bodysnatched their loved one.
Cliff jumping
>>67133959
Public sex with Ariel Winter
>>67133980
>>67133995
Hello, 24th century /v/.
>>67133959
just phaser disintegrating everyone else on board, "fuck you...fuck you....fuck you..."
>>67134018
>episode where torres tries to kill self.
>jumps to death with safety off
>wtf does it raise the gravity?
same with picard and his son episode.
>>67134057
"You're cool...and FUCK YOU I'M OUT."
If you die in the HoloDeck, you die for real!
Hedonism
>>67133959
to simulate a real life...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hkk-IYaXlVQ
>>67133959
Weird sex with fictional/famous people. Duh. Like it would be all ten kinds of fucked up in there. There'd be Cenobites, a party clown, Harley Quinn, two different Milla Jovovichs, Robby the robot, my create a character from fallout, and whoever else I could think of. It would be full on Cole Porter Anything Goes in that bitch.
>>67134238
>Cenobites, a party clown, Harley Quinn, two different Milla Jovovichs, Robby the robot, my create a character from fallout
Fucking hyperkek
What happens if you're on the holodeck and you have to take a shit?
>>67134182
>this incredibly dorky concept of what Picard's perfect life would be like
I literally spat crab's legs everywhere I was chortling so hard.
>>67135086
Hey at least he learned the meaning of Christmas
Shitpost on /tv/
>>67135086
It's not his fault that if you entered the nexus you'd be swimming in a sea of cock.
Imagine having a Holodeck program where you shrink and go inside qt's shoes, haha.
>>67134238
me again
>>67135241
>Sea of cock
now I have to add "Dick Sea Anemone" to the list of fucked up things I'd have.
Sex with my oneitis.
I'd use it to take Anakin's place right before he chops off Windu's hand.
>kill Sheev
>become a master jedi
>padme has the two kids just fine
>raise two powerful jedi kids
>fuck natalie portman forever
>>67134121
YES, CUBAN B!
Doing counsellor troi.
>>67135024
you go to the bathroom
>>67133959
Needless to say, my DNA would be everywhere.
>>67135306
I've been trying to lucid dream that scenario. I got so close last night but ended getting cucked and then my oneitis verbally bullied me. In my own fucking dream.
>>67135358
Wow. You must have some powerful self esteem issues buried in your subconscious.
>>67135348
>>67135024
>>67134000
Y'all do know that time in the Holodeck Is limited and generally requires you to put in for a time slot? Can't just live in one all day err day- star fleet knows people would never want to leave so they make sure there are limits on how much one can use it.
Besides, literally everyone would just user it as a holo-brothel
>>67133959
Dubs stimulator.
