How do we fix Batman V Superman?
>>67131914
Amy Adams topless scene
Why is it called Batman vs Superman? Why not Superman vs Batman?
>>67131929
BvS rolls off the tongue better, prove me wrong
>>67131929
Easier to say
>>67131949
>>67131953
Oh, good point.
>>67131929
Court case style
Batman is prosecutor, Superman is defendant
I would've gone with Batman v Superman v Wonder Woman: Metropolis SOS
>>67131914
Keep Superman.
is a TS out yet?
>>67131914
Henry Cavill full frontal nudity.
>>67132029
Why would you want to watch a shit version of a beautiful stylistic movie? This is meant to be seen in Imax
>>67131929
Least syllables comes first, it's the rule of names.
>>67132134
This.
>>67132151
I don' t fund capeshit, it's my personal rule
DC movies need more jokes and down-time. You guys complain whoever you like, but there's a reason why people enjoy Marvel movies. You can't have intense shit happening all the time. That leaves the audience constantly anxious, feeling ill and eventually tired of that horrible feeling of anticipation. You need to have some levity.
>>67131914
Give them a new director, even Affleck would have been a much better choice. Snyder's movies keep bombing critically and at the box office, yet WB keeps giving him work for some reason.
>>67131929
Batman is the plaintiff
>>67132230
It's also adapted from stories for children. It's embarrassing that they take themselves so seriously all the time.
You're running around in fucking capes and tights for fuck's sake.
>>67131914
More like superbald
LOL
>>67132238
Snyder is a literal hack. Not memeing.
>>67131914
do manchildren not see shit like this and realise how stupid it looks
God damn perfect specimen
>>67132310
It's just faggots salivating at the hunk, it has to be. Nobody's retarded enough to pretend enjoying Man of Steel and wanting more.
BvS is turning /tv/ gay, and that's why we have to stop this movie.
>>67132151
There's nothing stylistic or beautiful about ripping off the wachowski sisters. Specially when you don't know why you're using their style.
Just admit you're excited about seeing cavill because you're a massive faggotron so we can move on with this trash.
>>67131914
>suit actually looks blue
literally fixes 90% of the problems, if the bullshit dark colorless filter isn't there
>>67132399
Too late, you'd have to kill Mark Hamill too while you're at it.
bitches ain't ready
>>67131928
Amy Adams rape scene
I shall play the rapist and the sex will be unsimulated
>>67131914
Fix the fucking retarded director that makes the movies look like complete videogames with no basis on reality which leaves you no room to appreaciate the super heroes being super powered because it all looks fake.
In Marvel movies shit looks real, so when you see a flying robotic armor shooting missiles you believe it because it doesnt look fucking retarded.
>>67131929
When you do an order of words such as that, it's better to go alphabetically.
Tell Snyder that making the two most non-violent characters into grimdark killing machines is retarded.
>>67132230
>>67132257
Grant Morrison says hello to your shitposting.
>>67132651
Its funny how every person who has seen the movie so far has only great things to say about it and that it has so much more substance this time around and leaves you crying.
The directing was never the problem. It was the writing by fucking retard Goyer. And Snyder is the boss when it comes to super hero action.
>>67132651
>In Marvel movies shit looks real
TOP KEK
>>67132566
I think your father was twisted.
>>67131914
Reboot it already with new casts and a new director except for cavill he can stay
Its not too late DC/WB
>>67132283
Yes you are.
Get Snyder out of there kill him if you must.
Plus a new cast for the the rest of them, like lex and Aquashit
Batfleck and Cavill can still work
>>67131914
Make CIA as the main character.
So it looks like this week's damage control is
>you are a homosexual if you want to see this movie
as well as doubling down on the usual
>le snyder is le hack
>>67132651
>In Marvel movies shit looks real
No, it looks cheap
>>67133441
>you are a homosexual if you want to see this movie
It has been very obnoxious. Out of nowhere this constant shitposting of faggots clamoring for Henry and Ben's cocks. Fuck off.
>>67133053
what bollywood movie is this from?
>>67133274
All of his movie a terrible.
>>67133548
Just another movie from the same capeshit movie factory every single one of them comes from.
>>67131914Give him his trunks back
>>67133575
If we were talking about him directing some oscarbait biopic or a kitchen sink drama you might have a point, but we're not. Not yet anyway.
>>67133776
His oscarbait was Sucker Punch.
>>67133776
kek
defending synder filmography
he's a hack , and always will be
gosh i hope he got himself an accident
Is there a stream of it?
Dumb it down from its kino form into something more pleb-palatable
Stop hiring Oscar winners. Go for more tv writers and directors, people easy to exploit y'know. Start selling the 'brand' instead of the movie. Take away any and all individuality or originality. Your audiences need to subconsciously know the brand. "Come on, this is a Marvel movie. Everyone's gonna go see it, we have to too". Push the "DC movie" brand hard.
