Can we save him, Aussie fampai?
>CELEBS MUST BE SMILING ALL THE TIME
He saved himself by dumping Star Wars
bring jar jar back
Let him direct episode 9.
Good Better BEST
>diet coke
George has truly hit rock bottom
the mans a billionaire, why does he still dress like a hobo. Those shitty blue jeans and walmart shoes
>>67131820
Autism. My friend does the same thing. He always buys and wears the same type clothes/shoes. Never changes it up.
>>67131820
it acutally makes sense if you are a billionaire you just stop giving a fuck
you have a billion dollars plebs making fun of your clothing are fucking irrelevant
I'm actually starting to feel sorry for him
Goddamit
>>67131483
The moment you realize diet coke doesn't taste good as you say
>>67131381
will we shoop this like we did Kianu Reeves?
>>67132031
>we
Stop that.
>>67131381
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY
>>67131381
>plebs telling billionaires how they should enjoy themselves
WHY DOESN HE BUY AN ISLAND AND FILLIT WITH DINOSAURS LMAO DATS WHAT ID DO #TWITTER
>>67132031
hello r*ddit
>>67131820
if you had a billion dollars, would you give a fuck about dressing up for the food court?
>>67131820
Have you seen how Bill Gates dresses?
>>67131381
>Diet Coke
Fun fact Donald Trump has said he never met a skinny person in his life who drinks diet soda.
>>67131820
this is so much classier
>be billionaire
>eat shitty 3rd rate Chinese take out at a mall food court
literally why?
>>67131381
His net worth is five billion.
>>67132272
>>67132272
Years of mental abuse by those who once called themselves fans of Lucasfilm.
If all I ever got called was a hack I'd stopped giving a fuck too.
>>67132240
Why is it relevant that Donald Trump said it?
>>67132313
Well, he did have a chance to prove everyone wrong.
It just blew up in his face because he is nothing but a hack who was lucky enough to be surrounded by people with more talent and ability than he was.
>>67132272
he's fucking fat
he's not going to wait to go to some fancy restaurant
he's going to eat anywhere that is within walking distance of where he is
>>67132272
they are people too!
>>67132214
the real question why the fuck you'd go to a mall food court, or a mall at all
>>67132388
Seriously this. It's obviously not because he was shopping for clothes.
>>67132388
Even if they're beneath you, it's fun to do the things everyone else does. It's why I fuck your mum.
>>67132388
Plus all Malls have Disney stores and half of Disney stores merchandise is Star Wars shit these days. Doesn't that open up old wounds?
>>67132445
>walks into Disney store
>subtle grin as he waves at Mickey Mouse at the entrance
>walks up to the Star Wars displays
>sees no Jar Jar
>this is no longer poetry
>>67132445
>seeing the thing that made you billions
its not like it couldve ended any better for him... he is the luckiest son of a bitch alive for making a handful of movies that nerds went crazy for and newgen nerds coopted as a rite of passage into nerdclub
>>67132313
>put your soul into films like THX and American Graffiti
>all people remember you for is Star Wars
>have to deal with star wars fans
>have to deal with smarmy reddit posters shitting on him and regurgitating plinkett quotes
>be so rich that you become alienated from people
Yeah, he's a billionaire, but is it worth it?
>>67131381
This pic's pretty dense when you think about it.
>>67132597
I remember him for American Graffiti and Star Wars mostly. I'd like to talk to him about AG more than SW personally.
Do you guys think Spielberg confirmed an Indy 5 just to cheer George up?
>Adelaide
Jesus, he's finished.
>>67132706
I'd love to pick his mind about THX. If only to see his face light up when someone mentions something other than indiana jones or SW
Do you guys realize how much money he has? If you're seriously feeling bad for a billionaire then you need to rethink your emotional responses
>>67132867
Agreed all rich people should be shunned and ostracized due to their wealth.
>>67132867
He has all the money in the world but can't buy what he wants the most
It's like in superman the movie
>tfw I must of just missed him during my lunch break
feel pretty bad would of loved to thank him for Star Wars and offered to buy him a drink or something
>>67131820
He didnt became a a bilionaire by wasting money.
>>67132388
He's not at a mall he's in chinatown at the central markets I've had an existential crisis in that exact seat.
>>67132760
cucktorian detected
>>67131381
>Can't even enjoy a meal and the paper without epic memesters taking his photo for Reddit upvotes and retweets
>>67133202
You go in there and they give you what he's eating for 5 or 6 dollars it tastes like pure salt and they usually only have can sizes of soft drinks anyone's heard of available then you sit down and stare into your shit steak and black bean noodles and think about how disney took your lifes work and destroyed everything that made you who you are today.
>>67133218
New South Wales should have a gay transgender son called Sydney beside him
>Be a literal billionaire
>decide to take a trip to the crown jewel penal colony of the old anglosphere
>end up in Adelaide, the Aussie equivalent to Cleveland, Ohio
Maybe he's a /crows/ fan?
>>67133233
that food court is the biggest shit hole in one of the most depressing cities in the first world he probably went from there to the cracked tiles of the nearest restroom to drown himself in the urinals
>>67131381
ONE OF US
>>67131381
why are normies so bad at memes?
>>67133272
Adelaide's nice. I have a summer house in Glenelg
>>67132433
GOT IM
>>67132914
>It's like in superman the movie
no, its not
>>67131381
>GUYS GUYS JARJAR IS BAD GUYS M I RIGHT ? LOOK AT HIM TRYING TO EAT IN PEACE HAHA
>>67131820
Plebs only care about dressing up in top shelf shit to impress women and to look better off than they really are. When you're an old billionaire you simply don't give a fuck about those things
Adelaide is pretty much where fun goes to die. The people there are mentally fucked, which makes sense, because there's literally nothing there of interest.
>>67133202
Maybe that seats just cursedbut it comes with a free Frogurt
#ThaiFighter
#ObiWanKenoodle
#Ewokdintoafoodcourt
#TheFirstOrder
#SobaFett
#BBAte
#C3PPho
#ImSolo
>>67133272
I find it hard to believe that there is anywhere in Straya that is enough of a garbage dump to rival the mistake by the lake.
>>67132630
>>67131381
Jesus christ, He looks like he belongs on an /r9k/ thread header or something.
JUST
>>67133556
Alice Springs
>>67133628
2 > 1 > 3
>>67133628
>DREAMER - VISIONARY - KEK
>>67131381
>No JUST edit yet
Your slipping guys
>>67131483
This. Coke Zero is objectively better
>>67132054
EEEEYYYYEEEES
>>67134043
Or Just Normal coke and eat less sugar at other times to compensate
>>67134171
or don't drink soda at all amerilards
>>67131820
Dressing up nice is for millionaires
>>67132240
I would agree but my business comm teacher in high school was fiendishly skinny and drank a two liter of diet mountain dew every day
>>67134264
>its bad so you can't do it
You bitch about us not legalizing weed.
no fucking way I was in the city that day how did I not see him...
>>67132255
It's literally impossible to go wrong with a nice shirt and trousers in neutral colours. I can't believe I used to dress like a slob when looking decent is so easy.
>>67131381
He's gonna an hero before the year is out.
Wasn't there some documentary where he randomly appears in the background?
>>67131381
I dont want to save him
